BTW ATTENTION PLEASE: WILL ALL CANADIAN LIZARDS PLEASE SHOW THEIR PASSPORTS AND VISAS BEFORE CONTINUING ON LGF THIS MORNING!
No Lie - Janet Napolitano, head of DHLS has said that both the Canadian and Mexican Borders should be treated identically because they are both part of the North American Continent and we are acting in a discriminatory fashion towards Mexico by not having enough Border Patrol agents, NG troops, and an even partially built fence with Canada. Moreover, she doesn’t understand why we treat each border differently because, after all, they each abut the United States.
Passports please…… Visa’s please…? Eh? (sorry, that’s the best Canadian I can speak!).