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Cato the Elder3/09/2010 9:29:01 pm PST

re: #504 Rightwingconspirator

Glad that works out. I’d hate to suddenly lisp from that.

As Steve said, the tongue is an amazing device.

Did you ever see the movie “Freaks”? There’s a guy in there who was born without arms or legs. One scene shows him pouring tobacco into a paper, rolling it, sealing it, lighting the cigarette with a match, and smoking.

With his tongue.