re: #501 windsagio

See? Was that so hard?

No… it actually felt good. You see, this all goes way back to the early 70’s, when I was kidnapped by a family of Greenpeace activists and forced to live on the Greenpeace boat for 5 years off the coast of Australia. Do you know how fucking mind numbing that was? Can you imagine learning how to sing Kumbaya in 28 different languages? How about being forced to eat seaweed 3 times a day. And we kept pissing off those Japanese sailors by ramming their boats. Scared the shit out of me.

Windy, ya got to give me a little slack. Ok?