re: #593 Cato the Elder

Nor their micturating avatars.

Now here I must quibble with your august style. I am certain that with the aid of my trusty thesaurus, I can remind my self of many crunchy words for urination and the vacation of other bodily wastes. I could write prolix polemics full of alliterative allusions to effluvium.

However, these folks are well folksy… when you use such language their eyes water. And fuck you, that pun was brilliant!

Just say something direct, earthy and full of perk… they respond to that.

Consider, saying something like desperate attempts to gain popularity with the other cave folks is no longer cool.