The Lord’s Prayer, special Donald Trump MAGA Bible edition:

“Our Father, Donald Trump, who art in Trump Tower
Hallowed be thy Name
Thy kingdom come, thy Will be done
In the White House, as it is at Mar-a-Lago
And give us this day our daily NFT
And indulge us in our trespasses
As we hate those who are not White
And lead us not into into being Libtards
But deliver unto us your Golden Sneakers
For thine is the power and the glory
Forever and ever.”

Amen