Sweet jeebus.

A 12-foot snake that has been living by the Burger King on Route 20 in Paterson has a new home following its capture by animal-control officers Tuesday morning. - See more at: northjersey.com

Animal control officers found this critter not far from where I live (and where I go shopping). It’s near the Passaic River, and it was probably dumped there by an owner who could no longer contend with its size, but …. damn…