re: #60 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother on the trail?

Did you hear the one about the cannibal restaurant?

Two cannibals come and take a table. The waiter comes over and says, “Today, for our daily special, we have an explorer from New York City, an Instagram model from Los Angeles, and an archeologist from Prague”.

The cannibals talk it over for a few seconds, then one of them says, “We’ll split the Czech”.