re: #61 borgcube

If you take an airplane you inconsiderate anti-Earth Capitalist pig, you need to offset your carbon footprint by paying ME ME ME so I can save the planet and mankind from certain doom! Doom I say!

[cont.]

“So I can take a politically justifiable airplane to Kbenhavn, the next all-talk-no-action scene of international global Gaian ecotistical enlightenment, and nail a hot blonde Danish chick who wears keffiyeh underwear, bathes only once a week and doesn’t shave her legs.”

I think I just joined the AGWH crowd, Borg.