Okay, so like..somebody just showed me this video of ice melting and stuff…and I think I pretty much covered that in my talk yesterday in the other thread and stuff when I talked about how “smart” scientists don’t understand that snow and ice melt, yannow?

But anyway, ok so I was thinking about it again while I was watching the video, and I’m thinking: you know, what really is amazing is how these climate change people don’t understand how it’s a good thing for things to be changing into a warm planet - as if it even is! You betcha it’s good!

I mean, how can you not understand? Maybe it’s because you weren’t raised in Alass-ka like I was! But as much as snow is pretty and ice is too, you still want to be warm! Heck, even Essss-kimos want to be warm! I mean, why do you think we hunt moose up there and wear their furs? It’s because we want to do everything we can to keep warm!

Am I right folks? Huh? You betcha I am! And…by golly, I’m not gonna let a bunch of brainy scientists tell me how it’s supposed to be with God’s plan!

You know, it’s like when I was up in the wilderness hunting once with my dad, and we built a fire to stay warm at night! I mean, ice is pretty but you don’t want it to kill you! Right? Right? You betcha!

Now I know that people are gonna say yeah, well, whatever….and that’s okay, that’s their deranged liberal opinion and all. Heck they probably like gay people too and pal around with terrorists. But it’s okay because it’s America, folks! That’s what it’s about!

We shouldn’t be divided and argue about all this…we should support each other because God’s plan says we’re all in this together. Even the weirdos and the freaks who think that ice is melting when it shouldn’t be, or whatever. And yes, even those people who think we fell off of the trees a few thousand years ago instead of being created by God….

That’s why I’m running for Pres….oops…hehe…read a little too far on my speech card there, sorry. You didn’t hear that, ok?

You betcha you didn’t!