re: #3 Eclectic Cyborg

He doesn’t have the best relationship with his father, so his mother has asked me to have a man-to-man with him about certain important things now that he is having regular involvement with the opposite gender.

I’m not worried about it, it’s just uncharted parenting territory.

Wish me luck.

First, you’ll need a banana. Or zucchini, YMMV.