re: #78 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie

We need a brig on airplanes. No room, you say? Of course there is. Enclose a 7 by 3 foot section of the cargo compartment, put a door on one end so it can be loaded with luggage in the normal way, and a hatch on top. When some entitled wretch gets obnoxious, tape them up, open the hatch, transfer the luggage to their seat, and drop them in it till the next stop. Also tell them it will depressurize if they try to open the door or the hatch. It won’t of course but the average asshole MAGAt is orders of magnitude too stupid to know that.

I am more of the Stonekettle solution type. Let the fuckers airlock themselves and save the Courts the problem of dealing with them. Just design it so the door slides to one side real fast, stays open for a minute and then closes automatically.