re: #78 steve_davis

lol! Reminds me of something I saw on twitter where a woman is getting carted off on an ambulance gurney and her neighbor is shouting from across the lawn, “what happened?” “He put it in the wrong hole!” She shouts back.

And the other way around. As early as 1930:

Penile injuries incurred through interactions with vacuum cleaners. Vol. XXII (1930)