re: #804 MandyManners

I’m proud of The Kid. The punk didn’t face-mask him today but, he continually berated him about his Bronco’s jersey and a few other things. Finally, The Kid screamed, “SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU FUCKING BULLY!” The punk took a swing at him, my son ducked and then shoved him on his ass. Both were benched, The Kid for five minutes for his language and the punk for 10 for his actions and haranguing. Woot.

I am so happy I don’t have to go through that stuff anymore. It’s brutal. Poor Kid. Although now, I just deal with nasty women who gossip behind your back. Maybe I could knock them down?

Vacationing this week with the fam, SiL #2 doesn’t have any kids and generally loves using the F word. Well we all get in the elevator and it’s packed. Someone says to me “Stick in your butt or the door won’t close”. So I start singing “Ya put your left butt in, you put your left butt out” and swinging my behind. You know, to entertain the kids. One of the mothers (a friend of SiL #1) says “We don’t say ‘butt’ in front of the children.” And I’m thinking SiL #2 said Fuck at least a dozen times already and no one yelled at her!

I get no respect. No respect at all :p