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Sionainn, Warrior Mother5/31/2013 7:33:59 am PDT

re: #84 Gus

My old bank withdrew $10,000 from my account one day. I had about $100 dollars in my account. So there I was sitting with $10,000 hole in my account. The bank dragged their feet for weeks. Finally, at around day 29 I got pissed off and mother fucked the person on the other end of the phone. Next day it was fixed.

29 days!?! You waited 29 days before you lost it? That would have been me 3 seconds after the first person I talked to at the bank told me that it would take some time for the problem to be rectified.