re: #90 Alouette

When my daughter was about 7 years old, she explained the difference between Halloween and Purim (the Jewish “costume” holiday):

“On Halloween, kids come to your house and you have to give them candy. On Purim, kids come to your house and they give you candy.”

I’m wondering if it would be funny or terrible for me to be Rav Ovadiah Yosef next year.

How hard is it to source a navy satin turban?