GOHMERT! Louie Won’t Stand for Gay Space Colonies!
The dumbest man in Congress, Louie Gohmert (R-TX), has been doing some thinking. And we all know how painful that can be, especially for someone like Louie. But he tries, goddammit, he tries.
Louie has come to some important conclusions about the people we should send on a space ship to establish a colony when an asteroid destroys the Earth. According to Rep. Louie, humanity would be doomed if we were foolish enough to send gay animals and people into space.
Louie is a modern day Cassandra, people, without the trans-gender implications of calling him “Cassandra Gohmert.” Because he’s quite happy with going to the men’s bathroom as he is.
He said that if lawmakers had to decide “whether humanity would go forward or not” in case of an imminent asteroid collision by putting people in a “space ship that can go, as Matt Damon did in the movie, plant a colony somewhere, we can have humans survive this terrible disaster about to befall, if you could decide what 40 people you put on the spacecraft that would save humanity, how many of those would be same-sex couples? You’re wanting to save humankind for posterity, basically a modern-day Noah, you have that ability to be a modern day Noah, you can preserve life. How many same-sex couples would you take from the animal kingdom and from humans to put on a spacecraft to perpetuate humanity and the wildlife kingdom?”
There’s something really wrong with right wing politicians who obsess over homosexuality to this extent.