More Great New Music From Bleachers: “45” (On the ROOF Live at Electric Lady)

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Yes, it’s another new track by Bleachers, my new favorite band. These lyrics are … [chef’s kiss]. (I’m pretty sure the Coltrane reference is intentional.)

Bleachers // “45” // Out Now!
Listen here: http://smarturl.it/x45
Listen to “chinatown”: http://smarturl.it/xchinatown

Watch “chinatown” feat. Bruce Springsteen, Live at Electric Lady: https://smarturl.it/chinatownLive
Watch the official video for “chinatown”: https://smarturl.it/xchinatown/youtube

Guitar and Keys - Mikey Freedom Hart
Keys - Sean Hutchinson
Percussion and Bells - Mike Riddleberger
Sax and Keys - Evan Smith
Sax and Keys - Zem Audu
Sax - Anna Webber

Director - Nicholas Robespierre
Producer - Casey Stein
Executive Producer - Evan Brown
Editor - Jesus Sepulveda
VHS Footage - Carlotta Kohl
DP - Casey Stein
Engineer - John Rooney
Colorist - Loren White
VHS Footage - Carlotta Kohl
Production Company - Dreambear

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Spotify: https://smarturl.it/x45/spotify
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iTunes: https://smarturl.it/x45/applemusic/itunes
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45

count the steps around the park
consider drinking in the yard
hang the words of a perfect stranger
in the hallways of my heart

‘cause all the blessings are somebody else’s
they’re flowers in the neighbor’s pot
i’m torn exactly into two pieces
one who wants you and one who’s gone dark

but i’m still in sight
your fast machine
always holding your love supreme
our 45’s
spinning out of time
but honey i’m still on your side

are my hopes finally gonna waste me
am i the worst compass i could know
i took the bus across the bridge
sold my bedroom from my home

maybe it’s the east coast in the music
or the endless road from the past
but while you’re praying at the 90s
they’re carving up anything that lasts

but i’m still in sight
your fast machine
always holding your love supreme
our 45’s
spinning out of time
but honey i’m still on your side

no you’re just the stranger that i know best
now you’re just the stranger that i love best

there ain’t no book that i can live by
just these naggings i can’t shake
a hum coming from the basement
a little crying out for crying outs sake

‘cause if i can learn to love your shadow
when your shadow hits the light
and there ain’t no trace of what we’ve been though
then i’ll shout it till the day that i die

hey i’m still in sight
your fast machine
always holding your love supreme
our 45’s
spinning out of time
but honey i’m still on your side

#bleachers #fortyfive #live

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JOE 🥓  May 23, 2021 • 10:36:02am

OANN is just begging for another lawsuit…

OANN launches weekend-long assault to convince viewers Newsmax is a ‘left-leaning organization’

2
Charles Johnson  May 23, 2021 • 10:36:46am
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Charles Johnson  May 23, 2021 • 10:37:16am
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ericblair  May 23, 2021 • 10:37:51am

I don’t know who this reporter is, but he’s saying the Minsk air piracy is worse than it initially sounds.

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TarHellion  May 23, 2021 • 10:39:58am

re: #2 Charles Johnson

As a kid, i SWORE John Fogarty was singing “There’s a bathroom on the right”

6
Dr Lizardo  May 23, 2021 • 10:41:20am

re: #4 ericblair

JFC.

There has to be absolutely severe consequences for this. Recall of ambassadors, the complete severance of diplomatic relations, and I say go for the financial nuclear option: Kick Belarus out of the IBAN/SWIFT banking system and the immediate seizure of all Belarusian assets throughout the EU and the USA.

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PhillyPretzel  May 23, 2021 • 10:44:01am

Dang. It just hit 90 degrees in my back yard. It is not really a yard it is more of a wide strip of grass with a lot of weeds.

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JOE 🥓  May 23, 2021 • 10:50:33am

re: #7 PhillyPretzel

Dang. It just hit 90 degrees in my back yard. It is not really a yard it is more of a wide strip of grass with a lot of weeds.

It’s 68 here in Los Angeles going to 72 today. Only a couple days so far it got to 90. Oh and now that I’m 65 I get additional benefits from rent stabilization which includes a new air conditioner that cools my main room down in minutes…

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PhillyPretzel  May 23, 2021 • 10:52:44am

re: #8 🌹UOJB!

My A/C s on too.

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JOE 🥓  May 23, 2021 • 10:54:34am

re: #9 PhillyPretzel

My A/C s on too.

Oh I remember those hot & humid Pennsylvania summer days when it was so difficult to sleep at night especially when Dad locked the window fans to blow out instead of in.

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Charles Johnson  May 23, 2021 • 10:58:44am
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danarchy  May 23, 2021 • 10:59:01am

re: #9 PhillyPretzel

My A/C s on too.

I have a personal rule that the AC units don’t go in before June first. It is approaching 85 though and my poor old Norwegian Elkhound seems to be struggling with it so I may have to break that rule.

13
jaunte  May 23, 2021 • 11:00:09am

re: #7 PhillyPretzel

Call it biodiversity.

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Dr Lizardo  May 23, 2021 • 11:00:56am

A trip on Linimo, Japan’s one - and so far, only - maglev train.

Riding the Magnetic Floating Train in Japan

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darthstar  May 23, 2021 • 11:01:58am

re: #11 Charles Johnson

He just wants attention.

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BeachDem  May 23, 2021 • 11:07:42am

re: #5 TarHellion

As a kid, i SWORE John Fogarty was singing “There’s a bathroom on the right”

I thought the Croce Lover’s Cross line was

“The people in memories, they join all the saints” (which actually made sense, at least to me)

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jaunte  May 23, 2021 • 11:13:07am
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darthstar  May 23, 2021 • 11:19:36am
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darthstar  May 23, 2021 • 11:22:03am

re: #18 darthstar

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  May 23, 2021 • 11:32:47am

So, Ted Cruz and Lindsay Graham will survive? That is abomination.

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Belafon  May 23, 2021 • 11:50:37am
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mmmirele  May 23, 2021 • 11:53:50am

re: #1 🌹UOJB!

OANN is just begging for another lawsuit…

OANN launches weekend-long assault to convince viewers Newsmax is a ‘left-leaning organization’

[Embedded content]

I woke my cat up laughing at that.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 23, 2021 • 11:55:55am

re: #11 Charles Johnson

claims he already had Covid, thus knowingly spread it around to everyone in his path.

That’s not assholiness, it’s totally evil behavior.

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First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  May 23, 2021 • 11:56:47am

re: #21 Belafon

I’ve thought that cryptocurrency was frogwash from day zero, but it seems to me that deliberately scamming and then openly gloating about it to the type of people who might have a lot of money tied up in it is a rather unwise course of action for people who are not interested in becoming hog food.

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b.d. (The GOP Hate America)  May 23, 2021 • 12:04:24pm

re: #21 Belafon

[Embedded content]

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sagehen  May 23, 2021 • 12:04:43pm

re: #5 TarHellion

As a kid, i SWORE John Fogarty was singing “There’s a bathroom on the right”

Purple Haze.

“Excuse me, while I kiss this guy.”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 23, 2021 • 12:10:35pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 23, 2021 • 12:12:24pm
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darthstar  May 23, 2021 • 12:13:19pm

re: #26 sagehen

Purple Haze.

“Excuse me, while I kiss this guy.”

England Dan and JFC - Really want to see you tonight…still sing it this way when it comes on the radio:
“I’m not talkin’ ‘bout the linen.”

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 23, 2021 • 12:19:50pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 23, 2021 • 12:27:05pm
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darthstar  May 23, 2021 • 12:27:32pm
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Eric The Fruit Bat  May 23, 2021 • 12:30:15pm

re: #32 darthstar

Dr. Bombay

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darthstar  May 23, 2021 • 12:30:37pm
35
Backwoods_Sleuth  May 23, 2021 • 12:30:37pm
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darthstar  May 23, 2021 • 12:31:01pm

re: #33 Eric The Fruit Bat

Dr. Bombay

Dr. Bombay was the best.

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Jay C  May 23, 2021 • 12:31:42pm

re: #33 Eric The Fruit Bat

Dr. Bombay

Dr.Pepper.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 23, 2021 • 12:32:42pm
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Belafon  May 23, 2021 • 12:33:58pm

re: #31 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 23, 2021 • 12:34:44pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  May 23, 2021 • 12:40:06pm

re: #37 Jay C

Dr.Pepper.

Dr. Dre.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 23, 2021 • 12:43:04pm

re: #41 Eclectic Cyborg

Dr. Dre.

Dr Ruth

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PhillyPretzel  May 23, 2021 • 12:44:25pm

re: #32 darthstar

Dr Anthony Fauci.

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Dopamine Fish  May 23, 2021 • 12:44:53pm

re: #41 Eclectic Cyborg

Dr. Dre.

THE Doctor.

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Barefoot Grin  May 23, 2021 • 12:46:36pm

Dr. Drew? Ok, that one’s a wash.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 23, 2021 • 12:46:51pm

Dr Zhivago

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JOE 🥓  May 23, 2021 • 12:47:05pm

Bones McCoy

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 23, 2021 • 12:47:27pm

Dr House

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JOE 🥓  May 23, 2021 • 12:47:54pm

Dr. Smith

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  May 23, 2021 • 12:48:37pm

Dr. Doolittle

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PhillyPretzel  May 23, 2021 • 12:49:00pm

I just looked through the bag I was given when I got my COVID-19 shot. At the bottom (of course where else would it be) is a 10% off your next grocery purchase coupon. That makes me feel a little bit better.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 23, 2021 • 12:50:23pm

from the wayback machine: Dr Welby and Dr Kiley

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jaunte  May 23, 2021 • 12:50:42pm

Dr. John.

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Belafon  May 23, 2021 • 12:51:31pm
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JOE 🥓  May 23, 2021 • 12:51:42pm

Dr. Demento!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 23, 2021 • 12:52:01pm

re: #53 jaunte

Dr. John.

The Doctor Is In…

also Dr Johnny Fever

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A Mom Anon  May 23, 2021 • 12:52:04pm

Dr Bronner. Dr. Doom. Dr. Zhivago.

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PhillyPretzel  May 23, 2021 • 12:52:18pm

re: #55 🌹UOJB!

Dr Johnny Fever.

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PhillyPretzel  May 23, 2021 • 12:52:50pm

re: #56 Backwoods_Sleuth

Dang. You beat me to it.

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A Mom Anon  May 23, 2021 • 12:53:19pm

I forgot Dr. Evil. Moohahaha…

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Belafon  May 23, 2021 • 12:53:32pm
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PhillyPretzel  May 23, 2021 • 12:53:43pm

re: #57 A Mom Anon

This Dr Bronner?
drbronner.com

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 23, 2021 • 12:54:31pm

They call me, Dr. John, The Night Tripper
Got my sizzling Gris-Gris in my hand
Day trippin’ up, back down by you
I’m the last of the best
They call me the Gris-Gris man
Got many clients
Come from miles around
Running down my prescription
I got my medicine, to cure all your ills
I got remedies of every description

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A Mom Anon  May 23, 2021 • 12:56:51pm

re: #62 PhillyPretzel

Yep. Lol. I like the lavender or the citrus ones the best. Kinda pricey though.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 23, 2021 • 12:57:03pm
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Teddy's Person  May 23, 2021 • 12:57:50pm
Name a Doctor whose opinion you would trust more than Rand Paul’s?

Doc Holiday

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 23, 2021 • 12:58:00pm

I welcome our new otter overlords

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jeffreyw  May 23, 2021 • 12:58:02pm

re: #7 PhillyPretzel

Dang. It just hit 90 degrees in my back yard. It is not really a yard it is more of a wide strip of grass with a lot of weeds.

YouTube

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  May 23, 2021 • 1:00:38pm

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First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  May 23, 2021 • 1:00:45pm

re: #32 darthstar

Dr. Detroit

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Alephnaught  May 23, 2021 • 1:04:38pm

Okay, so it was the Eurovision Grand Final last night, and the UK got “null points” not only from the entries judges jury but also the television vote. This means even countries that didn’t make the Grand Final (eg Ireland) could vote for UK and didn’t. So, no votes, even from Australia.

And I don’t blame them. Even if Brexit had not happened, the UK entry was “meh”. It might have been a strong entry 20 years ago, but it wouldn’t have got in the top 10 in this competition.

Here’s my favourite entry in this Eurovision. It got second place.

Gjon’s Tears - Tout l’Univers - LIVE - Switzerland 🇨🇭 - Grand Final - Eurovision 2021

Here’s the actual winners. They’re a hard rock band from Italy.

Måneskin - Zitti E Buoni - Italy 🇮🇹 - Grand Final - Eurovision 2021

This is the UK entry. Does anyone think this would win?

James Newman - Embers - LIVE - United Kingdom 🇬🇧 - Grand Final - Eurovision 2021

EDIT: This is Iceland

Youtube Video

EDIT: France did France better than UK did Eurovision. By being France.

Youtube Video

EDIT: Ukraine did better than UK, by being Ukraine.

Youtube Video

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 23, 2021 • 1:05:03pm
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sagehen  May 23, 2021 • 1:07:00pm

re: #31 Backwoods_Sleuth

It’s amazing she won the all-around, because she had an unfortunate biggish error on the parallel bars that cost her and a minor error on her floor ex. But her balance beam and vault were so astonishingly excellent it made up for it.

Simone Biles debuts historic new move and wins first competition of 2021 | NBC Sports

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  May 23, 2021 • 1:07:49pm

re: #32 darthstar

Dr. Zoidberg

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sagehen  May 23, 2021 • 1:07:56pm

re: #33 Eric The Fruit Bat

Dr. Bombay

Dr Pepper
Dr Dre
Doc Severinson

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 23, 2021 • 1:09:20pm

lots more in the thread

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sagehen  May 23, 2021 • 1:11:10pm

re: #66 Teddy’s Person

Doc Holiday

The history book version, or the one in Wynonna Earp?

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Jebediah, RBG  May 23, 2021 • 1:13:38pm

re: #2 Charles Johnson

I like your version better.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  May 23, 2021 • 1:14:27pm

Let us not forget Dr. Crusher and The Dr. from ST Voyager.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 23, 2021 • 1:15:29pm
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A Three Hour Tour  May 23, 2021 • 1:16:24pm

re: #52 Backwoods_Sleuth

from the wayback machine: Dr Welby and Dr Kiley

“You seem tense. I prescribe a nice cup of Sanka.”

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Teddy's Person  May 23, 2021 • 1:16:31pm

re: #77 sagehen

The history book version, or the one in Wynonna Earp?

I intended the historical figure (dentist, gambler and gunslinger).

I know nothing of Wynonna Earp other than it’s a show that exists.

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BlueSpotinAL  May 23, 2021 • 1:18:39pm

re: #66 Teddy’s Person

Doc Holiday

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KingKenrod  May 23, 2021 • 1:20:34pm

Dr. Spaceman from 30 Rock

Hilarious Dr. Spaceman | The Best Of Dr. Spaceman | 30 Rock

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gocart mozart  May 23, 2021 • 1:20:42pm
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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  May 23, 2021 • 1:21:07pm

re: #81 A Three Hour Tour

“You seem tense. I prescribe a nice cup of Sanka.”

Insert puking emoji here

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  May 23, 2021 • 1:22:49pm

re: #32 darthstar

and of course, Dr. Spaceman

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Dread Pirate Ron  May 23, 2021 • 1:26:17pm
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Dopamine Fish  May 23, 2021 • 1:41:09pm

re: #88 Dread Pirate Ron

That’s absolutely terrifying.

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gocart mozart  May 23, 2021 • 1:43:24pm

I did not know this was a movie made in 1990 starring Robert Duvall and Faye Dunaway. It must have flopped at the box office.

The Handmaid’s Tale

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 23, 2021 • 1:44:49pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 23, 2021 • 1:48:07pm
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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  May 23, 2021 • 1:51:51pm

re: #92 Backwoods_Sleuth

WOW! That is one beautiful bird.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n😷Trips  May 23, 2021 • 1:53:25pm
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danarchy  May 23, 2021 • 1:56:23pm

re: #91 Backwoods_Sleuth

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shouldn’t he be missing an eye or something?

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Barefoot Grin  May 23, 2021 • 2:04:11pm

re: #69 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n😷Trips

[Embedded content]

Del’s Used Condom Emporium

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First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  May 23, 2021 • 2:05:12pm

re: #52 Backwoods_Sleuth

Thanks, I’m now trapped in a YouTube rabbit hole of 70s TV commercials.

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jaunte  May 23, 2021 • 2:05:32pm
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BeachDem  May 23, 2021 • 2:05:47pm

re: #90 gocart mozart

I did not know this was a movie made in 1990 starring Robert Duvall and Faye Dunaway. It must have flopped at the box office.

[Embedded content]

Oh you kids!

I saw it in the theater—it wasn’t great, but it was entertaining. And I’d certainly rather look at Natasha Richardson than 20 minute close-ups of Elizabeth Moss’s bleary eyes.

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The Pie Overlord!  May 23, 2021 • 2:06:01pm

re: #32 darthstar

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gocart mozart  May 23, 2021 • 2:07:37pm
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Belafon  May 23, 2021 • 2:07:49pm

21 ultramarathon (64 mile) runners in China died when severe weather, including hail, crossed them.

bbc.com

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sagehen  May 23, 2021 • 2:09:19pm

re: #82 Teddy’s Person

I intended the historical figure (dentist, gambler and gunslinger).

I know nothing of Wynonna Earp other than it’s a show that exists.

Doc is a vampire. He’s romantically entangled with Wyatt Earp’s great-great-great-granddaughter.

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Belafon  May 23, 2021 • 2:13:51pm

Two articles at BBC:

Belarus banned from Eurovision over song lyrics

Why wearing the wrong socks is risky in Belarus

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Belafon  May 23, 2021 • 2:18:14pm

The link to get to online vehicle registration here in Texas is called twostepsonesticker.com.

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Teddy's Person  May 23, 2021 • 2:21:50pm

re: #103 sagehen

Doc is a vampire. He’s romantically entangled with Wyatt Earp’s great-great-great-granddaughter.

Vampire Doc is a better answer to the original question (who’s a better doctor than Rand Paul?). I’ll have to check out the show.

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William Lewis  May 23, 2021 • 2:22:02pm

Doctor Strange

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Patricia Kayden  May 23, 2021 • 2:31:10pm

re: #1 🌹UOJB!

Infighting is fun. Let them fight!

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Teddy's Person  May 23, 2021 • 2:33:09pm

Teddy let me put fresh sheets on the bed without trying to insert himself into the process. Wonders never cease!!

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nines09  May 23, 2021 • 2:34:08pm

Good day.

Small pleasures.
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nines09  May 23, 2021 • 2:35:29pm

re: #109 Teddy’s Person

Cooper senses this…
Gets wet…
Comes in…
Jumps up…
The Coop.

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Barefoot Grin  May 23, 2021 • 2:41:20pm

I just got back from a long walk on a local school area with the dog. She had several ticks, and I was able to get a couple. But these days it’s so common that if I look at her like I’m going to do a check, she bolts to under the dining table. I doubt that dogs understand much more than the usual tones of questions like “do you want to go for a walk?” But today my wife said when we got home, “there’s one on her left front leg” and she immediately ran under the table (probably read our body language). Anyway, it’s so unusual because she always gets a few treats and so she never does that.

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A Mom Anon  May 23, 2021 • 2:41:54pm

re: #110 nines09

Hubby’s getting ready to fire up the grill for burgers and hot dogs in a bit. I haven’t had a good burger in awhile because of my throat issues. I haven’t had one incident this week so I feel confident I’m good to go. I also gained 3 lbs this week because I can finally eat without things getting caught. Colonoscopy and endoscopy are Wednesday, now that I can eat I don’t feel so freaked out, but still hate how invasive this stuff is. I am really looking forward to barbecue chicken and ribs and all those goodies this summer. And grilled veggies of all kinds, drool…

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nines09  May 23, 2021 • 2:47:12pm

re: #113 A Mom Anon

Don’t sweat the procedures.
Would you rather not and then not know?
I’m no fan of procedures, but I know one truth.
It helps YOU.
Just tell them to knock your ass out because they do not want you jumping up on the table screaming “HE’S GOT A KNIFE!!!!”
Relax.
Have a good shit and then a good meal.
Just my POV.
Relax

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A Mom Anon  May 23, 2021 • 2:49:47pm

re: #114 nines09

I know it’s all routine stuff, but when you have anxiety and ptsd issues, your brain has a hard time not thinking the worst. This is where animal shows and the occasional doggie cuddle help tremendously. ❤️

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Teddy's Person  May 23, 2021 • 2:50:47pm

re: #115 A Mom Anon

I know it’s all routine stuff, but when you have anxiety and ptsd issues, your brain has a hard time not thinking the worst. This is where animal shows and the occasional doggie cuddle help tremendously. ❤️

Doggie cuddles make EVERYTHIING better!!

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nines09  May 23, 2021 • 2:51:01pm

re: #115 A Mom Anon

I’m with you.
Relax.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 23, 2021 • 3:07:15pm

as if it wasn’t bad enough…

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The Pie Overlord!  May 23, 2021 • 3:13:18pm

DA FUQ

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Barefoot Grin  May 23, 2021 • 3:13:50pm

re: #118 Backwoods_Sleuth

as if it wasn’t bad enough…

Today’s Al Franken podcast features Amy Klobuchar. They share a few funny stories about Ted.

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Eclectic Cyborg  May 23, 2021 • 3:18:04pm

re: #119 The Pie Overlord!

DA FUQ

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Never doubt the ability of the New York Times to go lower.

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The Pie Overlord!  May 23, 2021 • 3:19:26pm

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JOE 🥓  May 23, 2021 • 3:31:45pm

re: #119 The Pie Overlord!

DA FUQ

[Embedded content]

There is no limit to the depravity of the Screw York Times!

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  May 23, 2021 • 3:32:09pm
126
The Pie Overlord!  May 23, 2021 • 3:33:15pm

This is just a reminder that when Hamas complains about “genocide” “ethnic cleansing” and “apartheid” it’s only because they are not the ones who are doing it.

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Belafon  May 23, 2021 • 3:37:33pm

re: #118 Backwoods_Sleuth

I didn’t get to see the Army ad. Does anyone know where I can see it?

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Eric The Fruit Bat  May 23, 2021 • 3:44:38pm

re: #123 The Pie Overlord!

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 23, 2021 • 3:48:14pm

hi

Extremely local news: The first tornado watch of the season here.

There is an extremely large and powerful tornado on the ground south of Sidney, Nebr. The National Weather Service just issued the following warning:

…A TORNADO WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 515 PM MDT FOR EASTERN
CHEYENNE COUNTY…

At 441 PM MDT, a large and extremely dangerous tornado was located 8
miles north of Twin Buttes, or 11 miles southeast of Sidney, moving
northeast at 55 mph.

This is a PARTICULARLY DANGEROUS SITUATION. TAKE COVER NOW!

HAZARD…Damaging tornado.

SOURCE…Radar indicated rotation.

IMPACT…You are in a life-threatening situation. Flying debris may
be deadly to those caught without shelter. Mobile homes
will be destroyed. Considerable damage to homes,
businesses, and vehicles is likely and complete destruction
is possible.

Locations impacted include…
Lodgepole and Sunol.

This includes Interstate 80 in Nebraska between mile markers 64 and
77.

Storms are moving south-to-north, so we’ll get our bite at the apple a bit later.

The Storm Prediction Center has moved us into the “enhanced risk” area.

spc.noaa.gov

The Weather Prediction Center has us scheduled for crap for a while.

wpc.ncep.noaa.gov

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sagehen  May 23, 2021 • 3:49:56pm

re: #125 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

that sounds like wishful thinking.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 23, 2021 • 3:50:27pm

re: #121 Eclectic Cyborg

Never doubt the ability of the New York Times to go lower.

They just can’t leave Cletus Safaris behind.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  May 23, 2021 • 3:51:03pm

Tim Hogan’s FISA string, lengthy but definitely worth it. This is about the charges against Pound Boy and Capitol riot conspirator Joseph Biggs. The Government’s detention request stated that Biggs’ destruction of property qualified as the “Federal crime of terrorism.” To meet this definition, an act must “transcend national boundaries.”

I’m wondering if this just might be the nugget that finally tipped the Cheneys to jump ship for good.

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nines09  May 23, 2021 • 3:51:27pm

re: #117 nines09

Relax. WE WITH YOU.

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sagehen  May 23, 2021 • 3:51:38pm

re: #127 Belafon

I didn’t get to see the Army ad. Does anyone know where I can see it?

EMMA | THE CALLING | GOARMY

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 23, 2021 • 3:52:35pm

re: #127 Belafon

I didn’t get to see the Army ad. Does anyone know where I can see it?

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CleverToad  May 23, 2021 • 3:54:14pm

Oh whee!
We’re under our first tornado watch of the season till 8p.m. Not worried at my place — it’s gusty with a few dark clouds to the east, but the sky doesn’t have that ominous green tinge. Most likely anything that forms will do so out on the eastern plains, as usual.

Welcome to summer on the Colorado front range :P

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Dopamine Fish  May 23, 2021 • 3:56:22pm

Our thunderstorms have apparently been postponed until tomorrow, late morning/early afternoon. Sad panda.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  May 23, 2021 • 3:57:02pm

re: #130 sagehen

that sounds like wishful thinking.

Perhaps, but it would be wishful thinking to suppose that Liz Cheney plans to lead some kind of Never-Trumper uprising that can wrest control of the party back from the Q-Cult. She expects some kind of dramatic development to demolish the cult for her.

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Belafon  May 23, 2021 • 3:58:59pm

re: #135 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Thanks. I have no urge to see that crappy thing. The original was good. Not going to spoil it.

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JOE 🥓  May 23, 2021 • 4:04:52pm

re: #138 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

Perhaps, but it would be wishful thinking to suppose that Liz Cheney plans to lead some kind of Never-Trumper uprising that can wrest control of the party back from the Q-Cult. She expects some kind of dramatic development to demolish the cult for her.

Or maybe she knows something is going to happen very soon to topple a bunch of MAGATS…

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gwangung  May 23, 2021 • 4:10:02pm

re: #140 🌹UOJB!

Or maybe she knows something is going to happen very soon to topple a bunch of MAGATS…

I can see her maneuvering to get that information in the hands of authority figures….

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Barefoot Grin  May 23, 2021 • 4:11:36pm

On FB every once in awhile someone posts one of those, “name an album where there are no disposable tracks.” No one ever agrees with me, but I think Freedy Johnston has two: “Can You Fly” and “This Perfect World.” I saw him at Second Story in Bloomington, IN in 1999 or 2000. There were only about 15 of us there. He asked for requests and I asked for this one. He said it was his favorite song.

THE MORTICIAN’S DAUGHTER - lyrics in the description

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  May 23, 2021 • 4:17:36pm

re: #141 gwangung

I can see her maneuvering to get that information in the hands of authority….

That’s an interesting possibility. I’ve discussed the depth and breadth of the Cheney clan’s international and IC contacts, but it never occurred to me that they have similar contacts and sources in the GQP itself. They would though, going right down to the precinct level, which is where I believe direct Russian political meddling actually started, several years before TFG even announced his candidacy. It is ridiculously easy, and fairly safe, to buy off a yokel pulpit pimp. Hinterland conservatives are harder to buy off, since there are so many bidders and prices are high, but it is relatively easy to get juicy dirt on them, especially if your investigators are not encumbered by the law.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 23, 2021 • 4:23:55pm

Severe weather now moving into our area. The streets are flooding.

radar.weather.gov

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JC1  May 23, 2021 • 4:24:13pm

re: #107 William Lewis

Doctor Strange

Dr. Dre
Dr. Evil

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Dopamine Fish  May 23, 2021 • 4:24:38pm

re: #144 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Severe weather now moving into our area. The streets are flooding.

radar.weather.gov

Stay safe, my friend. It looks like we may yet see an evening thunderstorm here, although I don’t think it’s supposed to be of the severe variety. Anything is possible here.

147
PhillyPretzel  May 23, 2021 • 4:26:16pm

re: #144 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Be careful Anymouse.

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Amory Blaine  May 23, 2021 • 4:31:58pm

Dr. Frank Burns

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 23, 2021 • 4:33:14pm

re: #136 CleverToad

Oh whee!
We’re under our first tornado watch of the season till 8p.m. Not worried at my place — it’s gusty with a few dark clouds to the east, but the sky doesn’t have that ominous green tinge. Most likely anything that forms will do so out on the eastern plains, as usual.

Welcome to summer on the Colorado front range :P

Quit throwing your storms at us. /s

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The GOP is a terrorist organization  May 23, 2021 • 4:36:01pm

re: #145 JC1

Dr. Dre
Dr. Evil

Dr. Love.

YouTube

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 23, 2021 • 4:38:26pm

re: #134 sagehen

Notice how the advert Sen. Cruz retweeted clipped out a whole bunch of the advert in a lie by omission.

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A Mom Anon  May 23, 2021 • 4:38:31pm

Man that was an excellent bacon cheeseburger. Yummy. Of course tomorrow I can’t really have heavy things to eat, followed by a day of fasting. But when I recover from this stuff, I really want another one, lol. Or two.

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Barefoot Grin  May 23, 2021 • 4:40:11pm

re: #148 Amory Blaine

Dr. Frank Burns

“It’s nice, to be nice, to the nice.”

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 23, 2021 • 4:43:52pm

The soldier Sen. Cruz attacked in his mocking tweet (1:37).

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 23, 2021 • 4:48:16pm

Alisha Eightdigits (joined this month, no followers) has thoughts. She is full of shyte.

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First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  May 23, 2021 • 4:57:01pm

re: #154 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

He’s talking about the CIA recruitment video that caused all the RWNJs to lose their minds, but it applies here as well:

Let’s talk about DOD and the CIA’s new recruitment practices….

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A Three Hour Tour  May 23, 2021 • 5:01:28pm

re: #155 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Alisha Eightdigits (joined this month, no followers) has thoughts. She is full of shyte.

Alisha Eightdigits’ primary language is probably Russian.

158
A Mom Anon  May 23, 2021 • 5:03:56pm

re: #157 A Three Hour Tour

With Lying Asshole as a second language.

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Belafon  May 23, 2021 • 5:04:19pm

re: #155 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

That accounted was created just recently. I reported it as fake.

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No Malarkey!  May 23, 2021 • 5:06:16pm

These deluded fools still think Trump gives a shit.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  May 23, 2021 • 5:09:08pm

for the first time since they were planted more than a decade ago, the cold hardy kiwis are blooming!

cold hardy kiwi flower
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PhillyPretzel  May 23, 2021 • 5:10:56pm

re: #161 Backwoods_Sleuth

They are beautiful. :)

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lawhawk  May 23, 2021 • 5:10:57pm

re: #32 darthstar

Doctor Demento
Doctor Strange
Doc Ock
Doctor Doom
Literally any doctor who is not accredited by National Board of Ophthalmologists.

164
plansbandc  May 23, 2021 • 5:15:25pm

re: #5 TarHellion

My friend thought they were singing, “There’s a baboon on the right”.

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JOE 🥓  May 23, 2021 • 5:15:33pm

re: #160 No Malarkey!

These deluded fools still think Trump gives a shit.

[Embedded content]

I know one of those idiots in Uncle Sam’s B&B who believes that Trump will be reinstated to the Presidency and will pardon him…yes he is that fucking stupid…

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  May 23, 2021 • 5:17:06pm

re: #160 No Malarkey!

These deluded fools still think Trump gives a shit.

[Embedded content]

There’s a pattern here. Terrorist Dylann Roof’s lawyer says that his defense was also handicapped by his delusional belief that fellow white supremacists were about to rescue him. This is a little like Hitler’s faith in wunderwaffen during the final spiral downward. These assholes are more delusional though, Hitler actually had wunderwaffen, they just weren’t wonderful enough or available enough.

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plansbandc  May 23, 2021 • 5:17:27pm

re: #26 sagehen

Hold me closer, Tony Danza.

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JOE 🥓  May 23, 2021 • 5:20:56pm

re: #167 plansbandc

First time I heard this I thought James Brown sang about the cook on Alice…

…The Vic Tayback?!

James Brown -The Payback

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austin_blue  May 23, 2021 • 5:21:04pm

re: #32 darthstar

[Embedded content]

Dr. Gonzo;

Dr. Lizardo:

Dr. Hook;

Dr. Severinsen;

Dr. Who;

Dr. Dr. Tellme Thenews

170
jaunte  May 23, 2021 • 5:23:44pm
171
Eclectic Cyborg  May 23, 2021 • 5:25:25pm

The various misinterpretations of “revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night” are quite entertaining.

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HRH Stanley Sea  May 23, 2021 • 5:26:30pm

re: #165 🌹UOJB!

I know one of those idiots in Uncle Sam’s B&B who believes that Trump will be reinstated to the Presidency and will pardon him…yes he is that fucking stupid…

oZK/6aAIoG8RA2+8z4NXZYb1bkA3SCNluLQAn1M0mBEdAx1Ubkj2QOSyFQii3DMPqGc2MW95UbU6TBmAmALkTCcIIC5Z7uc1yIF4ijPx07FFJ+a1nUb++HrFcnA0Qaj0tuC8UWktl77gV/t34awPgoK0qFXuz7YXF0rO+nejVKB/IKr9wX0nsKdGWI/sXdGBQZcc4/XW78AFMcToGtxdaQdHjsiOj5CC3GmhrEHP4dP5p7hvNsehS+cASjNVAY++wzhi7SH5+y87xPe9C0kXW52MCamAkRm2ttewsCt3nX84+Ak+kPtSrTpetZf6CSlg

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Dopamine Fish  May 23, 2021 • 5:28:06pm

re: #171 Eclectic Cyborg

The various misinterpretations of “revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night” are quite entertaining.

I originally thought that line started as, “revved up like a douche,” so hopefully that adds to your entertainment.

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teleskiguy  May 23, 2021 • 5:29:57pm

re: #26 sagehen

Purple Haze.

“Excuse me, while I kiss this guy.”

On 24 May 1969 at San Diego Sports Arena Jimi sang “excuse me while I kiss that guy.”

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 23, 2021 • 5:30:57pm

re: #156 First As Tragedy, Then As Farce

He’s talking about the CIA recruitment video that caused all the RWNJs to lose their minds, but it applies here as well:

The clown responding to him is opposed to the idea of recruiting “intellectuals” in the CIA?

The overwhelming majority of the CIA’s work is gathering and analysing intelligence.

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JOE 🥓  May 23, 2021 • 5:31:21pm

re: #172 HRH Stanley Sea

[Embedded content]

LMkmIEVEaSJcoxR6iM54kE4F+XSSvqVr2vh5+KnFeoNvwxdLaVCVvqHN21+1DRGytF3uIfO7Z+ppInL3y7ZT6/6l3DoUT8wzLPiFjQDuRwjLrcG0FmeXRg==

177
Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  May 23, 2021 • 5:31:27pm

Pondering if I should sign up for a TikTok account.

The kids these days have pretty much made that their home.

Facebook is for old folk (which is why Trumpers hang out there.)

Twitter is for ads to middle age people (to watch a movie or sports, etc.)

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First As Tragedy, Then As Farce  May 23, 2021 • 5:35:31pm

re: #177 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

Sign up for TikTok if:

1) you intend to discover how profoundly you are incapable of understanding the Damned Kids These Days, or

2) you intend to co-opt it as an Old and thereby make it un-cool.

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sagehen  May 23, 2021 • 5:40:52pm

re: #175 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

The clown responding to him is opposed to the idea of recruiting “intellectuals” in the CIA?

The overwhelming majority of the CIA’s work is gathering and analysing intelligence.

Academic appointments, fellowships, visting professorships, are excellent NOC’s.

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Belafon  May 23, 2021 • 5:43:12pm
181
No Malarkey!  May 23, 2021 • 5:43:39pm

re: #173 Dopamine Fish

I originally thought that line started as, “revved up like a douche,” so hopefully that adds to your entertainment.

In Free Bird, I was never sure if the lyric was “I can’t be chained” or “I can’t be changed”

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Charles Johnson  May 23, 2021 • 5:46:04pm
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gocart mozart  May 23, 2021 • 5:50:10pm
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Charles Johnson  May 23, 2021 • 5:50:44pm
185
Dopamine Fish  May 23, 2021 • 5:51:51pm

re: #184 Charles Johnson

Oh Lord. Legacy code in Javascript is some of the weirdest. And of course, they have to keep supporting it because there are websites out there that are literally decades old and rely on the funky legacy behavior.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 23, 2021 • 5:52:40pm
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JOE 🥓  May 23, 2021 • 5:52:55pm

I’m also very curious about that Steinbeck werewolf novel!

I read where Joseph Stefano who wrote the screenplay for Psycho and produced the original Outer Limits also wrote a novel called Lycanthrope involving a werewolf on the prowl in modern day Philadelphia. His son still has the manuscript.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 23, 2021 • 5:53:49pm
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Belafon  May 23, 2021 • 5:54:16pm

re: #185 Dopamine Fish

Oh Lord. Legacy code in Javascript is some of the weirdest. And of course, they have to keep supporting it because there are websites out there that are literally decades old and rely on the funky legacy behavior.

I would be one of the worst programming language maintainers. If something needed to be removed to make the language better, I would have no problems tossing it. I can delete my own code no matter how awesome I think it is. If it’s bad, they can replace it with something better.

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Belafon  May 23, 2021 • 5:56:08pm

I refuse to go read the comments in that army ad, but the the like to dislike counts were 4k(for) to 45k(against).

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gocart mozart  May 23, 2021 • 5:58:27pm
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Belafon  May 23, 2021 • 5:59:36pm

This is cool:

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Dopamine Fish  May 23, 2021 • 6:01:14pm

re: #189 Belafon

I would be one of the worst programming language maintainers. If something needed to be removed to make the language better, I would have no problems tossing it. I can delete my own code no matter how awesome I think it is. If it’s bad, they can replace it with something better.

IT departments, who generally despise change, would hate you for that. Individual developers would probably revere you as a god.

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Belafon  May 23, 2021 • 6:01:38pm

Adam Silverman very much thinks NATO needs to aggressively respond:

The EU and NATO response needs to be that nothing takes off or lands in Belarus. Nothing flies over Belarus. Anything flying near Belarus is escorted by a combat air patrol (CAP). Nothing flies into or out of Belarus until it is interdicted by coalition air assets, escorted to the nearest coalition forces air base, inspected, and determined to not being carrying anything illegal or contraband. If Belarus activates its air defense system, coalition air destroys it and, if necessary, bounces the rubble. If Putin doesn’t like it than his air force assets can be escorted back to Russia’s borders and can then do figure eights till they have to go and refuel.

This cannot be business as usual. It can’t be nice sounding diplomatic language that achieves nothing. What Putin has learned for the past decade is that no matter what he does, no matter who he does it to, no one - not the US, not NATO, not the EU - will actually do anything to stop him that could actually stop him. And it is what his clients like Lukashenko and Orban have learned as well.

The US and our EU and NATO allies and partners decided it wasn’t risking a larger war when Putin scarfed up Crimea and invaded eastern Ukraine using his special operations forces and Wagner mercenaries - the little green men - back in 2014. All this did is embolden Putin because it taught him that short of formally and openly invading another nation-state with Russian forces, that he could do whatever he wanted because no one would do anything to stop him.

balloon-juice.com

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Charles Johnson  May 23, 2021 • 6:02:09pm
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jaunte  May 23, 2021 • 6:02:19pm

re: #191 gocart mozart

For some reason those embedded twitter videos are displaying like postage stamps in my browser (Firefox.)

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  May 23, 2021 • 6:03:38pm
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Dopamine Fish  May 23, 2021 • 6:06:17pm

re: #195 Charles Johnson

Hey now. I use comma-delimited strings in my bash scripts, because they parse into arrays. I wish bash had native support for JSON; I do so much work in JSON, and for that I resort to Powershell.

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Belafon  May 23, 2021 • 6:07:41pm

re: #198 Dopamine Fish

Hey now. I use comma-delimited strings in my bash scripts, because they parse into arrays. I wish bash had native support for JSON; I do so much work in JSON, and for that I resort to Powershell.

That’s why I do Python.

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Dopamine Fish  May 23, 2021 • 6:09:28pm

re: #199 Belafon

That’s why I do Python.

I use a lot of bash and Powershell because the main thing I’ve been doing lately is working on automated builds and releases. I write scripts to run on the build and release agents that our other developer teams can use to have a standardized process across the enterprise for, say, building an application, or a package, or validating that a service comes up after a deployment.


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