Funniest Video of the Week: The Husband Calling Contest… Goes Rock’n’Roll
After the Pig Calling Contest, here’s the Husband Calling Contest… but it’s a Blues/Rock’N’Roll song.
Title: Husband Calling Boogie (Come on Roy Boy)
After the Pig Calling Contest, here’s the Husband Calling Contest… but it’s a Blues/Rock’N’Roll song.
Title: Husband Calling Boogie (Come on Roy Boy)
Ah the scent of a new thread. There is nothing like it.
LOL (0:32, link goes to TikTok)
Scots word of the day. Wait for it. https://t.co/dugrCwfosz
— Kelly McCullough (@KellyDMcC) November 19, 2022
Oh boy, $150,000! pic.twitter.com/Xn81HiPd8I
Well,Damn! pic.twitter.com/LPzsxEst0A
— Leaundra Ross 💙💚🏈⚾️ (@LeaundraRoss) November 19, 2022
Edit: posted just the video.
Thread, five tweets, numbers two and three:
Will McCarthy and McCaul confirm or deny that MTG sets foreign policy for the Republicans? Because she is spreading panic and doubt in Ukraine saying you will side with Russia and cut off support. What are you afraid of? Still Trump? 3/5
— Garry Kasparov (@Kasparov63) November 18, 2022
He had to confirm all the fine print of the contract before he said the cuss word 😆 pic.twitter.com/A3rBprKcZb
— chris evans (@notcapnamerica) November 19, 2022
There’s petty then there’s this right here lol 👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾 pic.twitter.com/Lec2PNzBAb
— Christine “Openly Black” (@ImHellaPetty2) November 19, 2022
Edit: The only person who might find this sensitive is Aunt Sheryl.
President Biden’s granddaughter Naomi and her new husband Peter Neal today after getting married at the White House. Such a beautiful photo. 💙 pic.twitter.com/Ot3FozHiC2
— Ricky Davila (@TheRickyDavila) November 19, 2022
This Maori baby learning the Haka Dance is everything i want to see from the internet 💪🤗 pic.twitter.com/dqe8LbEyAm
— Theo (@TheoShantonas) November 13, 2020
re: #9 Backwoods_Sleuth
It looks like he has a good start.
Love to pick up the phone after Shabbat and see what happened while I was offline pic.twitter.com/5JGyQqxCOa
— Alex גדעון בן װעלװל (@JewishWonk) November 19, 2022
I’m so tired of this straw man, false dichotomy between those who allegedly want negotiations and those that allegedly want war. Who is against negotiations to end Putins invasion of Ukraine? No one. Who believes Putin would negotiate in good faith? No one who knows Putin.
— Michael McFaul (@McFaul) November 18, 2022
The false equivalency between these two positions also leaves out the position of those who want to dramatically increase aid to Ukraine.
Grandpa? Why do we celebrate the holiday?
Sit on my lap son & let grandpa tell you the story of this day
You see, twitter only had enough engineers remaining to keep it running for one more night, but it miraculously kept working for eight nights
We burn a Tesla in remembrance— Elder Rubber Asylum (@Rubberasylum) November 18, 2022
This is amazing. Elno broke the copyright strike system, so you can just post entire films on Twitter now. 😂 https://t.co/Z9D7qWH185
— Brianna Wu (@BriannaWu) November 19, 2022
re: #14 DodgerFan1988
This Tweet is from a suspended account.
Pardoning Nixon was a huge mistake leaving us with the criminal Republican party we’re dealing with today. They’re still going along with Trump’s coup attempt, and acting stupid talking about defunding the DOJ. It’s time to take crime seriously even when it’s a Republican.
— Jeff Flanagan (@JeffMFlanagan) November 20, 2022
Congratulations to @senatormachaela, LD6, for helping us protect our Democratic firewall in the Legislature!
Read more: https://t.co/QaykFQ8Ycm pic.twitter.com/sb543NCABc— Nebraska Dems: Election Day 11/8 (@NebraskaDems) November 19, 2022
re: #16 Crush White Nationalism
Huh. Rivera comparing R pardoning R, and D pardoning R. I guess we should just have a blank form for pardoning Rs. Does he also want Biden to pardon other R criminals like former Rep. Jeff Fortenberry (NE-1)?
“Musk is like a mechanic who replaces the engine, timing belt, chassis and entire frame of a car after it has been taken in with a deflated tire. It’s overkill, and almost certain to backfire.” - @parmy https://t.co/DTi6oFyuER
— Tim O’Brien (@TimOBrien) November 19, 2022
HE didn’t replace all those parts, he removed them and tells you they were just not needed.
The people have spoken.
Trump will be reinstated.
Vox Populi, Vox Dei. https://t.co/jmkhFuyfkv— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) November 20, 2022
re: #16 Crush White Nationalism
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Ford pardoning Nixon, Democrats not impeaching Reagan over Iran/Contra, Obama not even investigating Bush, Cheney, and the banksters all incentivized the GOP to become as bad as they are now.
re: #22 Captain Magic
@RonFilipkowski
Trump was asked today about Elon Musk’s poll to reinstate him: “He’s a character. I tend to like characters. But I have something called Truth Social. It’s doing phenomenally well. Engagement is much better. I’ll be staying there. I don’t see it. I don’t see any reason for it.”
This reminds me of the scene in “12 Years A Slave” where drunken Master makes his slaves dance all night for his entertainment & then go out work in the fields at first light. #GoodByeTwitter
— Liddle Pecan Pie 🌻🌈🥧 (@Pie_Overlord) November 20, 2022
In order to recreate twitter irl I’d have to walk into the town hall, shout out five to twelve jokes about something in pop culture, completely ignore what everyone else is saying, pick a fight with a transphobe, find out who everyone is making fun of. All while watching netflix https://t.co/BX8grijcfF
— Patrick Lenton (@PatrickLenton) November 19, 2022
For the good of the nation, Ford pardoned Nixon.
For the good of the nation, Biden should pardon Trump.— Geraldo Rivera (@GeraldoRivera) November 19, 2022
Fuck no
That is all
re: #25 The Pie Overlord!
It’s hard to watch pic.twitter.com/Ip401xwcMi
— الكسندرا ميراي (@LexiAlex) November 19, 2022
You are rewarding domestic terrorism that killed five people.
Go fuck yourself, Elon.— Hal Perry 🇺🇲🇺🇦 (@halperry) November 20, 2022
re: #30 The GOP is a racist terrorist organization
Elon did that weeks ago.
So:
Dumbass has pulled basically the last trigger he had to pull, less than two weeks after taking over.
And he does it on a Saturday night when it’s not even going to get him the publicity he wants for it, because by Monday morning it will be old news.
Dumbass.
Here is the full quotation from Alcuin, with translation: https://t.co/4NAfdq7Qyv pic.twitter.com/xNAh6Oo5dg
— David Gura (@davidgura) November 20, 2022
re: #22 Captain Magic
New poll idea: Should Elon Musk wrestle a rabid wolverine? Yes or no?
re: #25 The Pie Overlord!
ValaAfshar
Show me another CEO that has more skin in the game at 1AM in the office.These young engineers are learning from the most innovative person of the twenty-first century.
I remember tech CEOs in that neighborhood a while back being at the office that late or later. Cocaine was heavily involved.
I’m having a hard time navigating counter.social. The landing page looks like Tweetdeck but it doesn’t perform like Tweetdeck and that is driving me bonkers.
I didn’t think your reputation could sink any lower, but now that it’s now intertwined with Trump - it’s going to.
— Brianna Wu (@BriannaWu) November 20, 2022
re: #36 The Pie Overlord!
I’m having a hard time navigating counter.social. The landing page looks like Tweetdeck but it doesn’t perform like Tweetdeck and that is driving me bonkers.
Like I said a few days ago, the basic free counter social is like baby tweetdeck.
re: #24 jaunte
@RonFilipkowski
Trump was asked today about Elon Musk’s poll to reinstate him: “He’s a character. I tend to like characters. But I have something called Truth Social. It’s doing phenomenally well. Engagement is much better. I’ll be staying there. I don’t see it. I don’t see any reason for it.”
that’s a lie. he’ll be back very soon.
The people have spoken.
They’re saying your vehicles are f*cking deathtraps.
So here’s another one of the people speaking in terms you can understand: we’ll never consider Tesla purchases or leases anymore. pic.twitter.com/QhEy5Wk4SA— Arch (Space Laser Supervisor) 🛰️ (@Arch_LGF) November 20, 2022
He’s back and he’s still afraid of cats. pic.twitter.com/LjlOzgbjm6
— A Cat Named Bitches (@BitchestheCat) November 20, 2022
Hahahahahahaha https://t.co/ybcNmI6teC pic.twitter.com/i1HtxZDwxT
— Hi it’s Matt Collins (@mitchberghini) November 20, 2022
re: #36 The Pie Overlord!
And I don’t know if I can retweet or post tweets in a different forum. It’s very confusing.
Now do the Jewish Space Lasers lady. https://t.co/yQCWVqC3Wk
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) November 20, 2022
This antisemitic ass needs a deluge of Twitter reports.
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You serve your Russian master well.
— David Weissman ✡️ (@davidmweissman) November 20, 2022
How many social media platforms does TFG need for his daily confessional?
re: #50 DodgerFan1988
Don’t be so eager to blame the Russians, it might well have been the Saudi’s.
re: #52 Eventual Carrion
Don’t be so eager to blame the Russians, it might well have been the Saudi’s.
This. Putler doesn’t have the spare coin to waste on Elmo, but the House of Saud does
In more important news than President Tiny Hands’s old Tweets being reinstated, it looks like Democrat Kris Mayes is increasingly likely to be ahead of deranged Trumped Abraham Hamadeh for Arizona AG as it heads to the recount. Possibly up by more than 1000 votes. https://t.co/fjvw5zJZTt
— What Biden Has Done (@what46hasdone@mas.to) (@What46HasDone) November 20, 2022
re: #52 Eventual Carrion
Don’t be so eager to blame the Russians, it might well have been the Saudi’s.
Or Chinese. They did him a solid by keeping his Tesla factory running during covid lockdown by requiring employees to stay at the factory.
rock n roll hall of fame, hour 1
Duran Duran
Jimmy Jam & Terry Lewis
Pat Benatar & Neil Geraldo
This you? pic.twitter.com/h5SXUzBTkC
— Ahmed Baba (@AhmedBaba_) November 20, 2022
re: #58 Backwoods_Sleuth
The bots have spoken.
re: #24 jaunte
@RonFilipkowski
Trump was asked today about Elon Musk’s poll to reinstate him: “He’s a character. I tend to like characters. But I have something called Truth Social. It’s doing phenomenally well. Engagement is much better. I’ll be staying there. I don’t see it. I don’t see any reason for it.”
He’ll be there inside 1 day.
re: #49 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷
This antisemitic ass needs a deluge of Twitter reports.
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re: #60 Florida Panhandler
He’ll be there inside 1 day.
The account is back…just a matter of time before he starts bleating.
re: #16 Crush White Nationalism
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For the good of the nation, Ford pardoned Nixon.
For the good of the nation, Biden should pardon Trump.— Geraldo Rivera (@GeraldoRivera) November 19, 2022
Admitting trump committed crimes is a good step
But trump will never admit it
And even with a pardon neither will half the country admit that he did anything wrong
There would be zero healing
Besides, like I said, fuck that noise
Prosecute
convict
Let the next lackey R President pardon posthumously
just amazing that the man tried to overturn a presidential election and so far his harshest punishment is a temporary loss of a social media account
— Matthew Segal (@segalmr) November 20, 2022
re: #57 sagehen
It’s about bleeding time for Pat Benatar. She’s a legend. One of the few women played on my local Classic Rock stations.
Posting Entire Movies on Twitter while Smoking Weed #SaturdayLiberty
— ReasonPitchbot (@ReasonPitchbot) November 20, 2022
re: #49 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷
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re: #64 Backwoods_Sleuth
For the record, Elon Musk is totally OK with a “poll” dictating whether or not organizing a violent insurrection against the United States Government, where actual real life people ultimately died, injured and directly threatened with death.
Just saying, for national security concerns.
Sam Alito—member of Opus Dei—would leak opinions to Christian donors so they could influence Justices with fine dining & invitations to private clubs and vacation homes
These religious freaks are selling SCOTUS to the highest bidders
It’s all happening right underneath our nose— Lindy Li (@lindyli) November 20, 2022
And so Twitter ends, not with a bang but a tremendous BING BONG
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) November 20, 2022
Wonder what trump’s lawyers are telling him about tweeting, and if trump will listen to them!🤣🤣🤣🤣
— INDICT TRUMP & CODIFY ROE! (@Christo12919382) November 20, 2022
re: #26 Backwoods_Sleuth
In other words, he is That Guy.
re: #67 Patricia Kayden
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that’s not a lot tbh https://t.co/sBM6a5jrW4
— ashley ray (@theashleyray) November 20, 2022
people/bots/multiple voting…
everything they scream about
Both of you lost, and both of you know you lost.
— Hal Perry 🇺🇲🇺🇦 (@halperry) November 20, 2022
re: #75 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷
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“The people have spoken. Trump will be reinstated. Vox Populi, Vox Dei,” Musk tweeted, using a Latin phrase meaning “the voice of the people, the voice of God.”https://t.co/U7mX9MjPtR
— Local 12/WKRC-TV (@Local12) November 20, 2022
Nobody….
Absolutely nobody….
Elon Musk: “I’m going to tie my brand to one of the losingest brands in history and there’s nothing anyone can do about it!”— Beau of The Fifth Column (@BeauTFC) November 20, 2022
It’s almost 10 PM at Mar-A-Lago. Will the orange asshole tweet before bed?
re: #71 Charles Johnson
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And so Twitter ends, not with a bang but a tremendous BING BONG
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) November 20, 2022
Sophia Loren - ‘Bing! Bang! Bong!’ + ‘Love Song From “Houseboat” - 1958
Worth remembering that the reason Donald Trump was kicked off Twitter is that, after he directed an angry mob to the Capitol to overturn the election, Twitter (and Facebook) decided there was a significant risk he’d cause more violence.
— Matt Fuller (@MEPFuller) November 20, 2022
re: #81 Eclectic Cyborg
It’s almost 10 PM at Mar-A-Lago. Will the orange asshole tweet before bed?
He’ll spend a day or two BSing about how he’s totally cool sticking to Truth Social and has no intentions of coming back to Twitter, then be right back to tweeting by the start of next week claiming that he came back because “millions” demanded he return.
re: #76 Backwoods_Sleuth
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people/bots/multiple voting…
everything they scream about
that’s not a lot tbh https://t.co/sBM6a5jrW4
— ashley ray (@theashleyray) November 20, 2022
“seen”
So after you just doctored up a page and posted it?
re: #84 Targetpractice
He’ll spend a day or two BSing about how he’s totally cool sticking to Truth Social and has no intentions of coming back to Twitter, then be right back to tweeting by the start of next week claiming that he came back because “millions” demanded he return.
he’s gonna be watching his twitter follower count (it’s already increasing since the announcement)…got a way to go to catch up with Joe Biden
re: #81 Eclectic Cyborg
It’s almost 10 PM at Mar-A-Lago. Will the orange asshole tweet before bed?
Said Trump( on bloomberg): “I hear we’re getting a big vote to also go back on Twitter. I don’t see it because I don’t see any reason for it. It may make it, it may not make it.”
re: #75 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷
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re: #83 Barefoot Grin
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Like I said this am, the same reason we took out bin laden
Fear he would do it again
re: #84 Targetpractice
He’ll spend a day or two BSing about how he’s totally cool sticking to Truth Social and has no intentions of coming back to Twitter, then be right back to tweeting by the start of next week claiming that he came back because “millions” demanded he return.
Then Truth Social collapses, screwing over Devin Nunez and anyone who invested in the propaganda site, which is hilarious. Trump posts to a Twitter that soon only has ads for gold and survival seeds, and becomes another niche site for people who want to be lied to, making it impossible for Elon to pay his loan, and inevitably failing even if they can keep the servers humming.
HoF hour 2
Jimmy Iovine (Ahmet Ertegün award)
Elizabeth Cotten (early influence category; en.wikipedia.org)
Judas Priest
Sylvia Robinson (Ahmet Ertegün award)
Carly Simon
Allen Grubman (Ahmet Ertegün award)
re: #88 The Pie Overlord!
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Derp.
That’s great, but why are you placing freedom of speech on the whim of the crowd? He should have been reinstated regardless.
— Libertarian Party NH (@LPNH) November 20, 2022
Did anyone financing truth social have the brains to restrict spy45 from posting on any other site?
re: #91 Crush White Nationalism
inevitably failing even if they can keep the servers humming.
Trump and World Cup in the same week is going to overstress the system and Elmo has already gotten rid of the people who can keep it going.
HOLY SMOKES! Elon Musk just announced that he has decided to reinstate insurrectionist Donald Trump’s Twitter account — and we are seeing a massive surge of new users signing up to @TribelSocial right now. Please RT to keep the exodus going and teach Trumper Musk a BIG lesson!
— Tribel (@TribelSocial) November 20, 2022
re: #97 teleskiguy
I’ve been enjoying your “skier at work” photos.
I’m done posting to Twitter, reinstating Agolf Twitler was the last straw. I’m at Mastodon at @teleskiguy@mastodon.social, put that into the search field and I should come right up. I’m also on Counter Social, which is okay, more like Twitter than Mastodon in that we’re all in “one big room” as opposed to a mish mash of servers instances. i dunno, Twitter going this way makes me sad. My whole worldview is enriched for the better because of Twitter, that’s not hyperbole.
re: #33 jaunte
It’s like people saying “It’s just a few bad apples.”
Six feet of snow falls somewhere in the United States and teleskiguy reappears in the Lizard World. Coincidence?
Nice to see you. Always liked your observations of the Steamboat Springs area since my brother-in-law is still living out there near Craig.
I want to say I’m sorry to the LGF community. I’m sorry for being such an asshole that Joe Bacon doesn’t feel welcome here anymore. I’m sorry to Charles for hurting you, Joe, and the community for my needlessly caustic words. It’s been almost a year since I’ve posted here, just wanted to get that off my chest.
During his speech about Allen Grubman, John Cougar Mellencamp gave a vigorous, several-minutes-long, condemnation of anti-semitism. I’ve been looking for it on YouTube, and sadly no one’s posted it yet.
re: #105 jaunte
I’ve been enjoying your “skier at work” photos.
For those not in the know, I’m currently working for a company called Bishop Telemark in Edwards, CO halfway up the valley I live in. I’m assembling telemark ski bindings and mounting skis. Needless to say it’s a gig right in my wheelhouse.
Making a little progress at the telemark binding factory. pic.twitter.com/E6Jj3bN9CP
— Elon Musk Blows Goats (@ballfootski) October 12, 2022
Assembling foot clamps. pic.twitter.com/GtXvYCPC3S
— Elon Musk Blows Goats (@ballfootski) October 27, 2022
Look at all these blue heelers at the telemark binding factory. pic.twitter.com/9vI3Mq7yN7
— Elon Musk Blows Goats (@ballfootski) November 9, 2022
Went on a ski mounting tear today at the telemark ski factory. pic.twitter.com/AchpkzcldC
— Elon Musk Blows Goats (@ballfootski) November 11, 2022
re: #97 teleskiguy
hi
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I’m just glad I can access my LGF Image Archive, lots of dank memes in there.
re: #116 teleskiguy
Not a coincidence!
The best non-coincidence ever!
Sad.
Sad to see Twitter turn into the AM radio of the internet. Fidelity sucks on AM anyways and Charles has saved all the cool tunes.
re: #109 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)
Six feet of snow falls somewhere in the United States and teleskiguy reappears in the Lizard World. Coincidence?
Nice to see you. Always liked your observations of the Steamboat Springs area since my brother-in-law is still living out there near Craig.
Dude, just two or three storms like the one that hit Buffalo hitting the inner mountain west would do wonders for the dire drought situation here.
re: #115 A Cranky One
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HoF hour 3
Lionel Ritchie
Eurythmics
Harry Belafonte (early influence category)
still to come —
Eminem
Dolly Parton
in memories
re: #123 sagehen
HoF hour 3
Lionel Ritchie
Eurythmics
Harry Belafonte (early influence category)still to come —
Eminem
Dolly Parton
in memories
Do you think they’ll include D.H. Peligro, drummer for Dead Kennedys?
Well said is not hyphenated, either
— Emil Caillaux (@emilcDC) November 20, 2022
Thank you Eric and Carl. This is a great, concise distillation of why I conceded, how the automatic recount will continue, and why it is unlikely to change the outcome. Colorado is GOOD at elections. I have always trusted the process. https://t.co/DuRGDB3CcU
— Adam Frisch for CD-3 (@AdamForColorado) November 20, 2022
554 votes.
Incredible.
That district, CO-03, of which I lived in until the redistricting in the last census (yes, like Backwoods_Sleuth with Massie and Stonekettle with Gaetz I had Boebert, so fun…) should’ve been *at least* +9 percentage points Republican. Believe me!
554 votes.
I tip my hat to Adam Frisch.
I’m cautiously optimistic of your chances. You ran a great “shoe leather” campaign!
— Elon Musk Blows Goats (@ballfootski) November 8, 2022
Dude, this joint has an EDIT BUTTON. Almost forgot about that.
re: #114 teleskiguy
You look happy and healthy. Glad to see you around here again.
re: #129 A Mom Anon
{{{{{{{A Mom Anon}}}}}}}
I saw this *in Montana* in the hallway of my hotel last September on Umphreys tour…
As seen in a hotel in Belgrade, Montana. pic.twitter.com/CoQJW3OTPL
— Elon Musk Blows Goats (@ballfootski) September 10, 2022
re: #97 teleskiguy
hi
Welcome back. We will feast on fatted gamey buttocks. Did you remember to bring the snacks?
re: #124 teleskiguy
Do you think they’ll include D.H. Peligro, drummer for Dead Kennedys?
yes, they did.
re: #125 Barefoot Grin
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“unjustified and unwarranted interference with the marketplace of ideas”
Tell me you’ve never been on a moderated forum without telling me you’ve never been on a moderated forum.
re: #128 teleskiguy
Dude, this joint has an EDIT BUTTON. Almost forgot about that.
Charles, I love the edit feature here, but if you’re going to invite another 10,000 people on here, you should make edit have a history. You could have arrows appear at the top of the comment that allows us to go back and forth between the edits.
re: #136 Belafon
Charles, I love the edit feature here, but if you’re going to invite another 10,000 people on here, you should make edit have a history. You could have arrows appear at the top of the comment that allows us to go back and forth between the edits.
I don’t want evidence of my spelling crimes.
I realize this is too late to matter, but this is exactly what this feels like:
Some cops had a car pulled over on the access road this morning. Rubberneckers had the highway backed up for two miles.
That’s exactly what this is.— Blue in Red Texas (@RockwallBlue) November 20, 2022
Apparently I’m supposed to be so gullible that I’ll believe that, had the poll come down against reinstating Trump’s account, Musk would have gracefully accepted the result and considered the matter over. Because Musk is giving no indication whatsoever that he approves of this outcome and is just seeing out the will of the people rather than his own desire.
re: #107 teleskiguy
I’m done posting to Twitter, reinstating Agolf Twitler was the last straw. I’m at Mastodon at @teleskiguy@mastodon.social, put that into the search field and I should come right up. I’m also on Counter Social, which is okay, more like Twitter than Mastodon in that we’re all in “one big room” as opposed to a mish mash of
serversinstances. i dunno, Twitter going this way makes me sad. My whole worldview is enriched for the better because of Twitter, that’s not hyperbole.
Hey teleskiguy - looking forwards to some ski video.
Just followed you @ mastodon.social.
My mastodon ID is palaver@lor.sh. But fair warning - don’t expect me to post much - e.g. in 13 years on twitter only posted ~30 tweets.
re: #139 Belafon
I realize this is too late to matter, but this is exactly what this feels like:
“Trump poll getting ~1M votes/hour!”
WGAS.
re: #142 BeenHereAwhile
Hey teleskiguy - looking forwards to some ski video.
I’ve never owned a GoPro, and filming my skiing exploits seems silly to me. The very fun skiing experiences in my life are very personal, like, *for my eyes only.* And, I don’t want to scare my mother. We’ve been on a “don’t ask don’t tell” basis when we talk about my skiing, she doesn’t necessarily want to know I ski down shit like this when the powder’s deep…
I’ll take a picture. Video? Eh. Back in 2014 I was filmed by Beaver Creek Resort shredding pow. Here’s the GIF.
Mastodon has just passed over 2 million active monthly users, a new record! People are voting with their feet. The future of social media doesn’t have to belong to a billionaire, it can be in the hands of its users.
— Mastodon (@joinmastodon) November 20, 2022
No more Instagram embeds here. Bummer. Well, Meta sucks as a company, like, they blow donkey balls. So…
Courthouse bathroom graffiti:
so i had to pee before court and… pic.twitter.com/JKy3d0aZaV
— alissa azar (@AlissaAzar) November 18, 2022
re: #147 Belafon
Courthouse bathroom graffiti:
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That isTrump’s criminal trial strategy.
re: #113 sagehen
During his speech about Allen Grubman, John Cougar Mellencamp gave a vigorous, several-minutes-long, condemnation of anti-semitism. I’ve been looking for it on YouTube, and sadly no one’s posted it yet.
This person reads his speech on YouTube (1:36)
Yes. See here: https://t.co/8pc3vfuZ00
— Kent Brewster (@kentbrew@xoxo.zone) (@kentbrew) November 20, 2022
You know, like the way a city is alive after a 7.5 earthquake. There are a lot of people frantically running around trying to react to the damage that occurred.
— Blue in Red Texas (@RockwallBlue) November 20, 2022
Last one tonight (yeah, I’ll believe that when I stop):
Hunter Biden while working in the White House with direct access to the Oval Office was unable to get cleared for a security clearance. Within 20 hours of leaving the White House he received billions of dollars from a foreign dictator. pic.twitter.com/hQPzIAXcnb
— altNOAA (@altNOAA) November 19, 2022
re: #125 Barefoot Grin
The marketplace of ideas reminded me of this https://t.co/htNl1jVDNv
— Gabe Rosenberg (@Gaber205) November 20, 2022
So I can GoPro punching the clown and call myself a pornstar?!? God bless America!!
re: #152 Belafon
Elon Musk@elonmusk
Twitter is ALIVE
Have been reading on mastodon where some IT admins have wondered if the EU GDPR might have some issues with the latest iteration of Twitter, due to the Twitter compliance gang being laid off.
Maybe someone on LGF has some insight?
re: #34 A Three Hour Tour
New poll idea: Should Elon Musk wrestle a rabid wolverine? Yes or no?
I have frantically skied away from a wolverine after galumphing into it’s defense of a white-tailed deer kill in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.
I have never been more terrified in my life, and I sat nuclear alert.
re: #146 teleskiguy
No more Instagram embeds here. Bummer. Well, Meta sucks as a company, like, they blow donkey balls. So…
How you doing?
re: #119 b.d
The best non-coincidence ever!
Sad.
Sad to see Twitter turn into the AM radio of the internet. Fidelity sucks on AM anyways and Charles has saved all the cool tunes.
Punchline to an old joke I can’t remember
“He only drinks white wine and listens to FM”
re: #121 teleskiguy
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Like putting on an old sweater
Thing falling into place again