The Bob Cesca Podcast: Recession Turd

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Today’s program from our podcasting affiliate, The Bob Cesca Show:

Recession Turd — [Explicit Content] The band is back together! Special thanks to listeners Carol Ann Dewar and William Refsland! We’re waiting patiently for Fani Willis. Trump is being reinstated by Facebook and Instagram. Meta has no clue what they’re doing. Trump’s presence is inherently dangerous to democracy. Christopher Bouzy’s Spoutible could easily replace Twitter. Jody avoids jury duty. Gay frogs! More documents found at Pence’s house. Tucker Carlson is pushing his audience to use nicotine. Quiting smoking. GDP growth exceeds expectations. Republicans proposing more than 150 anti-trans laws. Chris Gray Stomach Cancer GoFundMe. With Jody Hamilton, David Ferguson, music by Matt Jaffe, Megan McDuffee, and more!

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148 comments
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Mattand  Jan 26, 2023 • 3:02:15pm

After this week, I will only ever think of Tucker Carlson as “Guy on Fox News Angry the Animated Green M&M’s New Shoes Couldn’t Arouse Him.”

You’re welcome.

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Joe Bacon  Jan 26, 2023 • 3:05:33pm

I remember when I was a kid when M&Ms first came out and they were only in 2 colors—tan or dark brown.

yeah I’m that old

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Crush White Nationalism  Jan 26, 2023 • 3:08:04pm

re: #2 Joe Bacon

I remember when I was a kid when M&Ms first came out and they were only in 2 colors—tan or dark brown.

yeah I’m that old

When I was a kid, we just had “Ms,” and colors hadn’t been invented yet.

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jaunte  Jan 26, 2023 • 3:08:27pm

re: #3 Crush White Nationalism

You had an alphabet?

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Jan 26, 2023 • 3:09:36pm

He is apparently sorry, and doesn’t feel the same way now. (occurred “throughout the 2010s”)
Not suggesting it isn’t possible…
reportedly he’s only been employed there for a month or so.

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William Lewis  Jan 26, 2023 • 3:10:04pm

From downstairs:
re: #159 Romantic Heretic

Seriously?

If I was playing War Thunder, chose a T34/76, and had Leopard 2s or even M48s show up on the opposing team I’d quit in a second. Everything in my arsenal would probably bounce and they’s one shot me.

A 120mm APFSDS-DU round from the Leo 2 hitting the front glacis plate of a T-34 would be one way to remove the engine out of the rear of the hull…

That said this is more like when US collectors got back Shermans and Hellcats we gave to Yugoslavia in the 50’s. That’s why a lot of WWII based war movies were shot there - Kelly’s Heroes for example. Now many of those tanks are in collections and museums here. Those T-34/85’s will be used in similar ways, not in combat.

Russia’s Ministry of Defence (MoD) announced on 9 January that the country received 30 vintage T-34/85 medium tanks from Laos that are to be used in military parades, museum exhibitions, and films about World War II.

The tanks, which until recently were in the inventory of the Lao People’s Army (LPA), were shipped to the Russian port city of Vladivostok from where they are being delivered by train to the town of Naro-Fominsk near Moscow.

The move comes as the LPA is being modernised. A Laotian military source told Jane’s on 19 December 2018 that Russia had begun delivering upgraded T-72B1 main battle tanks to the service, pointing out that the LPA is set to receive “several dozen” of these tanks.

Laotian Defence Minister Lieutenant General Sengnuan Xayalat told Russian broadcaster Zvezda that the LPAF would receive Russian-made weaponry and platforms, including “new T-72 tanks”.

It is believed that the LPA still has around 10 T-34/85s in service, with an additional 20 believed to be in storage. The LPA could still operate a T-34/85 battalion comprising 31 vehicles, according to Zvezda.

The Laotian T-34/85s were licence-built in Czechoslovakia in the mid-1950s. In the late 1980s the tanks underwent some minor upgrades that focused on the vehicles’ engines, transmissions, and communication suites.

Russia receives 30 vintage T-34/85 tanks from Laos

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 26, 2023 • 3:10:38pm

re: #3 Crush White Nationalism

When I was a kid, we just had “Ms,” and colors hadn’t been invented yet.

you had a few marked “W”…

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Jan 26, 2023 • 3:13:10pm
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Mattand  Jan 26, 2023 • 3:15:19pm

re: #2 Joe Bacon

re: #3 Crush White Nationalism

re: #4 jaunte

When I was a kid, we didn’t have candy, we just had rocks covered in sugar. Hell, we didn’t have chocolate. We used to have to paint rocks brown. If we wanted milk chocolate, we had to throw them at cows and immediately eat the ones that didn’t get trampled.

Uphill! Both ways! Barefoot! On broken glass! In the snow!

And did you hear us complaining?

Of course you did. It was a miserable existence. Who the hell wants to eat painted sugar rocks?

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 26, 2023 • 3:15:50pm

moron

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 26, 2023 • 3:18:24pm

re: #9 Mattand

When I was a kid, we didn’t have candy, we just had rocks covered in sugar. Hell, we didn’t have chocolate. We used to have to paint rocks brown. If we wanted milk chocolate, we had to throw them at cows and immediately eat the ones that didn’t get trampled.

Uphill! Both ways! Barefoot! On broken glass! In the snow!

And did you hear us complaining?

Of course you did. It was a miserable existence. Who the hell wants to eat painted sugar rocks?

Now THIS is the content I was missing for days this past week.

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nines09  Jan 26, 2023 • 3:20:31pm

re: #11 Backwoods_Sleuth

If I didn’t have a hole in my pocket, I had nothing to play with Christmas Morning.

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William Lewis  Jan 26, 2023 • 3:21:41pm

Mastodon

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Crush White Nationalism  Jan 26, 2023 • 3:22:00pm

re: #10 Backwoods_Sleuth

moron

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nines09  Jan 26, 2023 • 3:22:43pm

re: #10 Backwoods_Sleuth

He thinks so highly of our tanks….

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Dr. Matt  Jan 26, 2023 • 3:22:54pm

re: #9 Mattand

When I was a kid, we didn’t have candy, we just had rocks covered in sugar. Hell, we didn’t have chocolate. We used to have to paint rocks brown. If we wanted milk chocolate, we had to throw them at cows and immediately eat the ones that didn’t get trampled.

Uphill! Both ways! Barefoot! On broken glass! In the snow!

And did you hear us complaining?

Of course you did. It was a miserable existence. Who the hell wants to eat painted sugar rocks?

When I was a kid, I was working in factory from sunrise to sunset, 8 days a week.*

*when I was a kid the calendar had 8 days in a week.

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William Lewis  Jan 26, 2023 • 3:23:08pm

re: #13 William Lewis

Tried to link to the NASA post on Mastodon about the Fallen Astronaut Remembrance Day ceremonies.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 26, 2023 • 3:23:16pm

re: #15 nines09

He thinks so highly of our tanks….

He has two degrees from MIT, so he knows things…

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PhillyPretzel  Jan 26, 2023 • 3:23:42pm

re: #8 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n 😷 Trips

I guess they have a problem with “the.”
thefreedictionary.com

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Dr. Matt  Jan 26, 2023 • 3:24:15pm

re: #10 Backwoods_Sleuth

moron

Brought to you by the party that was completely outraged because a Black woman played James Madison’s glass flute.

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William Lewis  Jan 26, 2023 • 3:24:32pm

re: #15 nines09

He thinks so highly of our tanks….

He’s an idiot who doesn’t understand what they are.

Now admittedly, the ones we’ll be giving don’t have the DU layer in the armor like the others we’ve sold abroad but I’d still rather be in one of those than in a T-90.

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Joe Bacon  Jan 26, 2023 • 3:27:12pm

re: #14 Crush White Nationalism

Massie is a Russian tool.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 26, 2023 • 3:29:51pm

re: #22 Joe Bacon

Massie is a Russian tool.

I know

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 26, 2023 • 3:30:21pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 26, 2023 • 3:31:17pm

Christina keeps making friends in the legal world:

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A Three Hour Tour  Jan 26, 2023 • 3:32:24pm

re: #16 Dr. Matt

When I was a kid, I was working in factory from sunrise to sunset, 8 days a week.*

*when I was a kid the calendar had 8 days in a week.

*Yorkshire accent*
Luxury. When I were young, I had to wake up half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cuppa hot gravel, work 28 hours a day at mill and beg the owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home at night, our mothers would slice us in two with a breadknife while dancing and singing “Hallelujah,” but if you tell the young people of today that, they’d never believe you.

With apologies to the cast of “Not the 1948 Show” and the Pythons.

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JC1  Jan 26, 2023 • 3:33:26pm

re: #26 A Three Hour Tour

*Yorkshire accent*
Luxury. When I were young, I had to wake up half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cuppa hot gravel, work 28 hours a day at mill and beg the owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home at night, our mothers would slice us in two with a breadknife while dancing and singing “Hallelujah,” but if you tell the young people of today that, they’d never believe you.

We had it rough though…

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Nojay UK  Jan 26, 2023 • 3:33:37pm

re: #21 William Lewis

The M1A2 Abrams that are being supplied to Ukraine are “monkey model” tanks without the really good stuff, same as the Challenger 2s the UK government is intending to supply i.e. no Dorchester armour suites. They might get Chobham armour depending but even that forty-year-old design is still classified as secret.

These new “game changing” Western tanks are not actually going to change the game much in Ukraine and they’re not going to be fielded there soon since they need crews trained to operate them, spare parts, engineers trained to maintain them, ammunition etc. There’s also the issue that these Western tanks are typically five to ten tonnes heavier than anything either side is operating now and there are a lot of bridges and road structures that simply can’t cope with the extra weight, never mind the vehicle transporters and rail flatcars required to move them around. Indeed it’s possible something the size of an Abrams won’t fit in some road and rail tunnels in the area.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 26, 2023 • 3:34:20pm

sigh

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Crush White Nationalism  Jan 26, 2023 • 3:35:59pm

re: #25 Backwoods_Sleuth

Christina keeps making friends in the legal world:

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She thinks that honest judges are weak. They’re just supposed to find in favor of crooks like Trump.

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Barefoot Grin  Jan 26, 2023 • 3:37:03pm

re: #30 Crush White Nationalism

She thinks that honest judges are weak. They’re just supposed to find in favor of crooks like Trump.

A viewpoint that extended all the way to Durham and Barr.

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darthstar  Jan 26, 2023 • 3:37:52pm

re: #6 William Lewis

I hope Russia sends those to Ukraine.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 26, 2023 • 3:38:35pm
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Jebediah, RBG  Jan 26, 2023 • 3:39:06pm

re: #25 Backwoods_Sleuth

Maybe she’s angling for a job as a Fox personality, figuring she’ll make more money there than as a shitty lawyer?

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EPR-radar  Jan 26, 2023 • 3:39:22pm

re: #30 Crush White Nationalism

She thinks that honest judges are weak. They’re just supposed to find in favor of crooks like Trump.

That’s going to be the next project for the Federalist Society — make sure its judges are GOP partisan hacks in addition to being rabid right wing nut jobs.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 26, 2023 • 3:39:46pm
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nines09  Jan 26, 2023 • 3:40:11pm

CL’d. Miss her calmness.

re: #162 nines09

I like Amazon because I can shop for things I cannot get here.
Had very little problems and when I did it was a seamless fix.
So I had a memory jog of a certain candy.
Turkish Delight.
Long ago and far away I had some.
Like the fabled Argentinian strawberry fruit filled candy.
Uhhhhhhh.
So I ordered a box.
Got it.
Four flavors, very nice sugar bombs the first time.
Nice nice nice.
Ordered another, not from the same seller, but Amazon fulfilled. And only orange.
Because.
Even had a pop up ask if I wanted ” Amazon packaging” hiding what it was.
Yes. Good. Do that.
Came today a day early.
No packaging.
Just a box of candy sliding on the floor of a few trucks.

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The flour coating was blowing out as you squeezed it.
I can return it.
No you can’t.
Yes I will.
So crawling through I talk to Shivanna from Mumbai and she is such a sweetheart (I hope) and we are smiley face and all good and warm and fuzzy and I must wait another week and such is small disappointments.
They were not going to accept reimbursement.
Thank you Shivanna.
Now I wait again for a small treat…..
bastards….
I imagine the call desks in India.
“What is a good American name?”
Steve?
Shivanna was a good one.
Now I wait…..grrr

See original for pix.

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darthstar  Jan 26, 2023 • 3:41:35pm

re: #34 Jebediah, RBG

Maybe she’s angling for a job as a Fox personality, figuring she’ll make more money there than as a shitty lawyer?

She looks like she just bit into a turd on that screen shot.

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Jebediah, RBG  Jan 26, 2023 • 3:42:34pm

re: #38 darthstar

She looks like she just bit into a turd on that screen shot.

Ha ha yes she does!

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Joe Bacon  Jan 26, 2023 • 3:43:51pm

re: #37 nines09

when I was a kid I loved Garibaldi biscuits. Amazon has them.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 26, 2023 • 3:45:45pm
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nines09  Jan 26, 2023 • 3:48:07pm

re: #18 Backwoods_Sleuth

He has two degrees from MIT, so he knows things…

Seen some of those high end sheepskin boys.
Doesn’t always pan out.
But Russian Ruble good, no?

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darthstar  Jan 26, 2023 • 3:48:41pm

Nothing to see here. Just Santos saying hi to Hitler

Mastodon

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bratwurst  Jan 26, 2023 • 3:53:41pm

Seems odd that Elmo would fly to Washington to wish Kevin McCarthy a happy birthday because they are friends. One is second in line to the presidency, the other is the head of several different companies as well as a father to a number of young children…and yet they both found the time for a face-to-face.

Ok.

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darthstar  Jan 26, 2023 • 3:54:25pm

Mastodon

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nines09  Jan 26, 2023 • 3:56:11pm

re: #45 darthstar

It’s good they remember what happened the last time an invading dictator was appeased and allowed to continue.
Republicans are on the side of that last guy.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Jan 26, 2023 • 3:58:04pm
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Patricia Kayden  Jan 26, 2023 • 3:59:58pm

re: #22 Joe Bacon

Massie is a Russian tool.

The GOP is a Russian tool.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 26, 2023 • 4:05:52pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 26, 2023 • 4:09:47pm
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TarHellion  Jan 26, 2023 • 4:09:57pm

re: #2 Joe Bacon

As a child raised in the early 70s, I remember Mom and Dad hosting bridge club every so often. Plain and peanut M&Ms would show up in covered glass bowls in the living room, den, and kitchen. The trick was to try to sneak away with as many as possible before my younger brother and I were supposed to go to bed early. Yep, back in the day when chain smoking was normal, the weekend began on Wednesday, and a 5-year-old kid could sleep through it all.

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nines09  Jan 26, 2023 • 4:13:05pm

re: #49 Backwoods_Sleuth

Meanwhile, outside Philly….

Central Bucks librarian says he was directed to remove Holocaust survivor’s quote from window for violating advocacy policy

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nines09  Jan 26, 2023 • 4:16:56pm

re: #51 TarHellion

Dexedrine and Seconal were big.

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steve_davis  Jan 26, 2023 • 4:17:37pm

re: #3 Crush White Nationalism

When I was a kid, we just had “Ms,” and colors hadn’t been invented yet.

When I was a kid, all we had was Keith Richards.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 26, 2023 • 4:17:56pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 26, 2023 • 4:18:22pm

re: #54 steve_davis

When I was a kid, all we had was Keith Richards.

that’s what my great-grandparents always said

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EstebanTornado1963  Jan 26, 2023 • 4:19:36pm
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TarHellion  Jan 26, 2023 • 4:22:15pm

re: #49 Backwoods_Sleuth

Shit like this makes watching The Last of Us even scarier

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 26, 2023 • 4:22:43pm
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Charles Johnson  Jan 26, 2023 • 4:24:15pm

Mastodon

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 26, 2023 • 4:24:33pm
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Barefoot Grin  Jan 26, 2023 • 4:25:57pm

re: #51 TarHellion

As a child raised in the early 70s, I remember Mom and Dad hosting bridge club every so often. Plain and peanut M&Ms would show up in covered glass bowls in the living room, den, and kitchen. The trick was to try to sneak away with as many as possible before my younger brother and I were supposed to go to bed early. Yep, back in the day when chain smoking was normal, the weekend began on Wednesday, and a 5-year-old kid could sleep through it all.

I couldn’t sleep. I was caught on more than one occasion drinking the leftover coffee from some woman’s cup after my mom’s lunchtime bridge club. They put so…much…sugar in their coffee—I was hooked at 4.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 26, 2023 • 4:28:16pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 26, 2023 • 4:29:10pm
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nines09  Jan 26, 2023 • 4:33:40pm

re: #64 Backwoods_Sleuth

All I see anymore is typos.
See it?
Heal.
No.
Heel.
Makes me nuts.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 26, 2023 • 4:34:26pm

The site is running so fast now. I am please.

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wrenchwench  Jan 26, 2023 • 4:34:51pm

re: #65 nines09

All I see anymore is typos.
See it?
Heal.
No.
Heel.
Makes me nuts.

Is that a form of CDO?

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Barefoot Grin  Jan 26, 2023 • 4:35:21pm

re: #66 Charles Johnson

The site is running so fast now. I am please.

I read that before you posted it.

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nines09  Jan 26, 2023 • 4:36:25pm

re: #67 wrenchwench

I think it came from me being written off in my teens. So I would show them. I could spell.
Oh and BTW?
Spellchak is not always right.
And that imho is a problem.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Jan 26, 2023 • 4:38:24pm
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BigPapa  Jan 26, 2023 • 4:40:51pm

How to explain complex things simply:

The Cloud explained
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nines09  Jan 26, 2023 • 4:43:05pm

re: #70 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n 😷 Trips

Taliban Governing?

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Patricia Kayden  Jan 26, 2023 • 4:44:14pm

And even less people will like them when they shut down the government to force Democrats into destroying social security.

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PhillyPretzel  Jan 26, 2023 • 4:46:00pm

re: #73 Patricia Kayden

So true. Republican is going to become one of the dirtiest words in the English language.

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Patricia Kayden  Jan 26, 2023 • 4:47:04pm
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TarHellion  Jan 26, 2023 • 4:47:04pm

re: #63 Backwoods_Sleuth

Gimme a freakin’ A! Gimme a freakin’ A! You and all your Commie groomers!

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie  Jan 26, 2023 • 4:48:29pm

re: #6 William Lewis

From downstairs:

A 120mm APFSDS-DU round from the Leo 2 hitting the front glacis plate of a T-34 would be one way to remove the engine out of the rear of the hull…

That said this is more like when US collectors got back Shermans and Hellcats we gave to Yugoslavia in the 50’s. That’s why a lot of WWII based war movies were shot there - Kelly’s Heroes for example. Now many of those tanks are in collections and museums here. Those T-34/85’s will be used in similar ways, not in combat.

Russia receives 30 vintage T-34/85 tanks from Laos

T-34-85s saw some action in Vietnam, though most enemy tanks were T-54/55s or the amphibious PT-76.

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Romantic Heretic  Jan 26, 2023 • 4:51:19pm

re: #64 Backwoods_Sleuth

Tucker?

Speaking as a Canadian if America invades Canada they will end up regarding the invasion of Iraq as ‘The Good Old Days’.

I know how to beat the US in a war. I don’t need to implement it though. You and your fascist brethren are already performing it.

This reminds me of the time a wingnut on a writer’s forum compared Canada to North Korea because both had ‘socialized healthcare’. I let that asshole have it as well.

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gocart mozart  Jan 26, 2023 • 4:52:42pm
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Charles Johnson  Jan 26, 2023 • 4:53:18pm

Mastodon

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Romantic Heretic  Jan 26, 2023 • 4:54:22pm

re: #80 Charles Johnson

It’s why I refer to AI as ‘artificial stupidity’.

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Captain Ron  Jan 26, 2023 • 4:54:36pm
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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Jan 26, 2023 • 4:55:38pm

re: #72 nines09

Taliban Governing?

Florida Man

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Barefoot Grin  Jan 26, 2023 • 4:56:01pm

re: #82 Captain Ron

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Hey, at least Mark Meadows had the foresight to burn his in his office fireplace.

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TarHellion  Jan 26, 2023 • 4:56:02pm

re: #78 Romantic Heretic

A good friend of mine is Canadian. She loves to mention how they already kicked our ass once and will gladly do it again. Kind of like how “neutral” Switzerland has really badass defense mechanisms.

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BigPapa  Jan 26, 2023 • 4:56:45pm

re: #82 Captain Ron

They should ask every Senator/President/Rep/CIA/NSA/PCP/LSD if they have now or ever provided classified materials to Hunter Biden’s dick.

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Dangerman  Jan 26, 2023 • 4:56:49pm

re: #66 Charles Johnson

The site is running so fast now. I am please.

It’s so fast I’ve read posts I haven’t even posted yet!

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Dangerman  Jan 26, 2023 • 4:57:03pm

re: #68 Barefoot Grin

I read that before you posted it.

Damn!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 26, 2023 • 4:59:09pm
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wrenchwench  Jan 26, 2023 • 4:59:51pm

re: #80 Charles Johnson

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When I was in high school, I started hanging around with some really smart guys. After a while. one of them asked why I don’t talk much, and I said something about fear of looking comparatively dumb, and he convinced me that none of them were any smarter than me, they were just better at bullshit. My bullshit detector improved that day.

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TarHellion  Jan 26, 2023 • 5:01:40pm

re: #80 Charles Johnson

Kind of like what we do with our grant proposals. LOL. The one thing AI will not be able to do is write to the audience. THAT is the key component. Depending on what part of the agency is reviewing our bullcrap, we know how detailed or un-detailed we have to be.

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Barefoot Grin  Jan 26, 2023 • 5:01:51pm

re: #90 wrenchwench

When I was in high school, I started hanging around with some really smart guys. After a while. one of them asked why I don’t talk much, and I said something about fear of looking comparatively dumb, and he convinced me that none of them were any smarter than me, they were just better at bullshit. My bullshit detector improved that day.

I went to a wannabe Ivy League school and was really intimidated by all the kids from ritz New England private schools. Until about half way through the first semester.

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Dangerman  Jan 26, 2023 • 5:01:56pm

re: #80 Charles Johnson

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“Get a bigger shovel next time”

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wrenchwench  Jan 26, 2023 • 5:02:54pm

re: #92 Barefoot Grin

I went to a wannabe Ivy League school and was really intimidated by all the kids from ritz New England private schools. Until about half way through the first semester.

That’s pretty quick.

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darthstar  Jan 26, 2023 • 5:04:28pm

Chris Hayes broadcasting Trump’s message for him by playing his video clip. Even fuckin’ CNN didn’t do that.

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darthstar  Jan 26, 2023 • 5:05:21pm

re: #70 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n 😷 Trips

Inert. Just like the GOP.

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ckkatz  Jan 26, 2023 • 5:06:35pm

re: #68 Barefoot Grin

I read that before you posted it.

There once was a lady named Bright
Who could travel far faster than light
She set out one day
In a relative way
And returned the previous night

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gocart mozart  Jan 26, 2023 • 5:09:21pm
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Barefoot Grin  Jan 26, 2023 • 5:10:00pm

re: #94 wrenchwench

That’s pretty quick.

There was clearly a lot of privilege that had shielded them from real study for a long time.

They were just more confident and knowledgeable about how things really work, which worked out better for many of them.

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ckkatz  Jan 26, 2023 • 5:10:39pm

re: #59 Backwoods_Sleuth

Yup. You can spend a lifetime building bridges and other public works, do lots of good works, donate all your free time to charities. But fuck one goat…

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Barefoot Grin  Jan 26, 2023 • 5:11:20pm

re: #97 ckkatz

The once was a lady named Bright
Who could travel far faster than light
She set out one day
In a relative way
And returned the previous night

I love this.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Jan 26, 2023 • 5:12:59pm
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jaunte  Jan 26, 2023 • 5:15:19pm
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Captain Ron  Jan 26, 2023 • 5:16:40pm
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So Cal Greek Hippie  Jan 26, 2023 • 5:17:05pm

Catching up:

On AI: somehow an algorithm thinks I am a rabid fan of the Detroit Red Wings hockey team. This is not true. A algorithm thinks I like crocs This is not true. An algorithm recommends the Carls Jr fast food chain to me as a premium option. This is decidedly not true

On Arizona Campus Carry: Bad X ten to the 30th power idea. Having the children of the lunatics I went to school with armed does not make for a relaxed environment. News flash, University of Arizona and surrounding has large amounts of drinking going on and arming those chumps on the stroll home through campus well no.

2023: Bees 🐝 on Jade, Ventura California

On pollination: see photo

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wrenchwench  Jan 26, 2023 • 5:20:48pm

re: #105 So Cal Greek Hippie

That is a HUGE jade plant.

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Dr. Matt  Jan 26, 2023 • 5:22:31pm

re: #29 Backwoods_Sleuth

sigh

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Have we sunk to the point as a society yet where newborns are smuggling revolvers into daycare?

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TarHellion  Jan 26, 2023 • 5:23:57pm

re: #107 Dr. Matt

Don’t give the ammosexuals any ideas!

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ckkatz  Jan 26, 2023 • 5:29:21pm

re: #37 nines09

Speaking of “Turkish Delight”.
Turkish folk song translated and sung by Eartha Kitt.

Uska Dara - A Turkish Tale

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So Cal Greek Hippie  Jan 26, 2023 • 5:30:39pm

re: #106 wrenchwench

It grows well and blocks a cable box. Grew huge because of neighbors fertilizer runoff over 20 years. One of several in my yard

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EPR-radar  Jan 26, 2023 • 5:31:53pm

re: #74 PhillyPretzel

So true. Republican is going to become one of the dirtiest words in the English language.

Yep. The GOP House clown show has just been doing its warmup act so far.

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ckkatz  Jan 26, 2023 • 5:32:26pm

*snork*

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Grunthos the Flatulent  Jan 26, 2023 • 5:33:15pm

As tomorrow creeps across the Atlantic, here comes the Wordle.

Click to Reveal

Mumblefudge. Once again my attempt at par stops on the lip of the cup.

Wordle 587 5/6

⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜
⬜⬜🟨⬜🟨
⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜
🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

SibData: 4,4,5,6


P.S. Did name resolution for LGF just hiccup for anyone else?

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TarHellion  Jan 26, 2023 • 5:36:16pm

re: #74 PhillyPretzel

Click to Reveal

Spandau Ballet - True

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Charles Johnson  Jan 26, 2023 • 5:40:01pm

How to search and replace Mastodon user names with links to their respective domains.

<?php
$text = preg_replace_callback(
    '~
    (?<=
        ^
        |
        (?<=
            [^a-zA-Z0-9-.&;]
        )
    )
    (?(?=
            <a\b[^>]*>.+?</a>|<[^>]*>
        )
        (?:
            <a\b[^>]*>.+?</a>|<[^>]*>
        )
        |
        (?<name>
            [@]{1}[A-Za-z_\p{L}]+[A-Za-z0-9_\p{L}]+
        )
    )
    (?<domain>
        [@]{1}[A-Z0-9.-]+\.[A-Z]{2,}
    )\b
    ~uxsi',
        function($matches) {
        if (isset($matches['name']) && isset($matches['domain'])) {
            return '<a href="https://' . $matches['domain'] . '/' . $matches['name'] . '">' . $matches[0] . '</a>';
        } else {
            return $matches[0];
        }
    },
    $text
);
?>
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ckkatz  Jan 26, 2023 • 5:40:20pm

The Russian spy organizations have been very busy in Europe -
Behind ‘private’ to keep post size down for those uninterested.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 26, 2023 • 5:41:18pm

The regular expression uses the “extended” mode that ignores white space, so you can break things up into logical sections and make it more readable.

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ckkatz  Jan 26, 2023 • 5:42:49pm
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DodgerFan1988  Jan 26, 2023 • 5:45:35pm
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Jebediah, RBG  Jan 26, 2023 • 5:45:46pm

re: #115 Charles Johnson

That’s a lotta smatches.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 26, 2023 • 5:51:59pm

Found this simple one somewhere, and at first it looked good but I soon found out it was crap. So I had to dig in and write my own.

<?php

$regex = '~@?\b([A-Z0-9._%+-]+)@([A-Z0-9.-]+\.[A-Z]{2,})\b~si';

?>
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BigPapa  Jan 26, 2023 • 6:06:32pm

I have made a serious mistake. I’m growing herbs and peppers in my office. I have a Hawaiian Chili Peppers plant and one marked ‘Tabasco’ at Home Depot. I assumed they just named it a brand because they also have a ‘Chipotle’ pepper plant. There’s no such thing as a chipotle pepper: it’s a jalapeno that’s been smoked.

Turns out Tabasco and Hawaiian chili peppers are the same species. I have to consider murdering one plant.

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Hecuba's daughter  Jan 26, 2023 • 6:07:08pm

re: #52 nines09

Meanwhile, outside Philly….

Central Bucks librarian says he was directed to remove Holocaust survivor’s quote from window for violating advocacy policy

Later in the article, it was said that the librarian was told he could restore the quote. Was this removal supposed to be as part of a statewide policy or was this specific to that community?

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Charles Johnson  Jan 26, 2023 • 6:07:37pm
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BeenHereAwhile  Jan 26, 2023 • 6:08:44pm

re: #77 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of Big Bird, Bert, and Ernie

T-34-85s saw some action in Vietnam, though most enemy tanks were T-54/55s or the amphibious PT-76.

Blake Clark joked about encountering tanks on the Laotian border. Couldn’t find a standup with his tank jokes - here’s a 1987 video re his service in the early 1970s;

Blake Clark “welcome home” to Vietnam Veterans

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Hecuba's daughter  Jan 26, 2023 • 6:11:47pm

re: #63 Backwoods_Sleuth

“This is what we need. More people on school campuses walking around with guns.”

Now that there is a Democratic governor, won’t this legislation be vetoed?

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ckkatz  Jan 26, 2023 • 6:15:54pm

Appears to be real. “Caught in Providence” with Judge Frank Caprio of the Municipal Court of Justice in Providence.

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Charles Johnson  Jan 26, 2023 • 6:19:32pm

Courtesy of the delete and redo feature I built for Twitter but now will probably not be used much.

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Patricia Kayden  Jan 26, 2023 • 6:25:16pm

re: #104 Captain Ron

I hope they show it elsewhere since I don’t subscribe to Hulu.

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retired cynic  Jan 26, 2023 • 6:35:50pm

re: #129 Patricia Kayden

I signed up just for it.

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jeffreyw  Jan 26, 2023 • 6:46:06pm

Congressman Eric Swalwell just put out this political ad:

Insurrection LLC

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Patricia Kayden  Jan 26, 2023 • 6:55:23pm

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ckkatz  Jan 26, 2023 • 6:55:28pm

Interesting thread on Russian Defense Analyst Ruslan Pukhov’s assessment of sending the Ukrainians M1 Abrams:

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Captain Ron  Jan 26, 2023 • 6:55:52pm

It was sunny and 60F at 10:30 this morning so I went for a nice 21 mile bike ride. I think the first ride that wasn’t short and cold in 2 months. I lost my gloves because I took a break at the half way point and set them on my rack instead of sticking them to some velcro. Took off and didn’t remember for the first 5 miles. I found a leatherman tool after that so … I don’t use a leatherman because I always worked with electricity.

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darthstar  Jan 26, 2023 • 6:57:33pm

Poached eggs and asparagus with leftover NY steak. About an hour in the shell at 147 then finished in simmering water.

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darthstar  Jan 26, 2023 • 6:58:05pm

My wife doesn’t like runny yolks m this was her plate.

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Captain Ron  Jan 26, 2023 • 6:58:48pm

re: #133 ckkatz

Interesting thread on Russian Defense Analyst Ruslan Pukhov’s assessment of sending the Ukrainians M1 Abrams:

[Embedded content]

They have almost a year to get their T-14s out there before the M1A2s show up.

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wrenchwench  Jan 26, 2023 • 7:00:05pm

re: #134 Captain Ron

It was sunny and 60F at 10:30 this morning so I went for a nice 21 mile bike ride. I think the first ride that wasn’t short and cold in 2 months. I lost my gloves because I took a break at the half way point and set them on my rack instead of sticking them to some velcro. Took off and didn’t remember for the first 5 miles. I found a leatherman tool after that so … I don’t use a leatherman because I always worked with electricity.

So you need an Electricman multi tool?

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Captain Ron  Jan 26, 2023 • 7:03:15pm

re: #138 wrenchwench

So you need an Electricman multi tool?

and why are they leatherman tools if they are all metal?

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wrenchwench  Jan 26, 2023 • 7:08:02pm

re: #139 Captain Ron

and why are they leatherman tools if they are all metal?

I looked it up. Tim Leatherman.

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Joe Bacon  Jan 26, 2023 • 7:08:52pm

Geraldo vs. Matt Gaetz…

Makes me wish Andre the Giant was still alive and he butt bongoes both of them on live TV.

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jaunte  Jan 26, 2023 • 7:10:03pm

re: #140 wrenchwench

He must have been shut out of selling skincare products.

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Mattand  Jan 26, 2023 • 7:59:02pm

re: #11 Backwoods_Sleuth

Now THIS is the content I was missing for days this past week.

I’ll take it where I can get, LOL.

Although Charles is probably reading my stuff and going, “Yeah, maybe a multi-day outage isn’t such a horrible thing…”

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Mattand  Jan 26, 2023 • 8:01:55pm

re: #16 Dr. Matt

When I was a kid, I was working in factory from sunrise to sunset, 8 days a week.*

*when I was a kid the calendar had 8 days in a week.

re: #26 A Three Hour Tour

*Yorkshire accent*
Luxury. When I were young, I had to wake up half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cuppa hot gravel, work 28 hours a day at mill and beg the owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home at night, our mothers would slice us in two with a breadknife while dancing and singing “Hallelujah,” but if you tell the young people of today that, they’d never believe you.

With apologies to the cast of “Not the 1948 Show” and the Pythons.

re: #27 JC1

We had it rough though…

When I steal, I steal from the best, or my name isn’t Raymond Luxury-Yacht.

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Eventual Carrion  Jan 26, 2023 • 8:16:48pm

re: #10 Backwoods_Sleuth

moron

Domino theory. Fight them there so we don’t have to fight them here. There are may more.

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Eventual Carrion  Jan 26, 2023 • 8:18:08pm

re: #18 Backwoods_Sleuth

He has two degrees from MIT, so he knows things…

About specific things.

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Eventual Carrion  Jan 27, 2023 • 4:46:24am

re: #108 TarHellion

Don’t give the ammosexuals any ideas!

Really, they’ll be marketing diaper holsters next.

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Eventual Carrion  Jan 27, 2023 • 5:46:04am

re: #132 Patricia Kayden

[Embedded content]

Stealing :-)


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