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1
No Malarkey!  Mar 26, 2024 • 10:47:48am

From what I have read, SCOTUS does not intend to trigger a blue wave election by banning or severely restricting access to mifepristone, and is likely to bounce the case on the grounds that the anti-abortion doctors did not have standing to sue.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Mar 26, 2024 • 10:47:59am

It was Ukraine!!!

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Patricia Kayden  Mar 26, 2024 • 10:48:41am

re: #2 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

???

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No Malarkey!  Mar 26, 2024 • 10:48:59am

re: #2 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

It was Ukraine!!!

Ukraine turned me into a Newt!

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nines09  Mar 26, 2024 • 10:49:33am

If Trump was in office this would be where he announces a round up of illegals who caused this.
And no money, because Baltimore is a Blue city.

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Dr Lizardo  Mar 26, 2024 • 10:49:39am

The Lord’s Prayer, special Donald Trump MAGA Bible edition:

“Our Father, Donald Trump, who art in Trump Tower
Hallowed be thy Name
Thy kingdom come, thy Will be done
In the White House, as it is at Mar-a-Lago
And give us this day our daily NFT
And indulge us in our trespasses
As we hate those who are not White
And lead us not into into being Libtards
But deliver unto us your Golden Sneakers
For thine is the power and the glory
Forever and ever.”

Amen

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Nerdy Fish  Mar 26, 2024 • 10:50:11am

re: #1 No Malarkey!

From what I have read, SCOTUS does not intend to trigger a blue wave election by banning or severely restricting access to mifepristone, and is likely to bounce the case on the grounds that the anti-abortion doctors did not have standing to sue.

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Oh, sure. NOW they respect the long-standing rules of standing and injury-in-fact.

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No Malarkey!  Mar 26, 2024 • 10:50:31am

re: #3 Patricia Kayden

???

Putin is blaming Ukraine for the ISIS terrorist attack in Moscow.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Mar 26, 2024 • 10:50:31am

I reiterate, this timeline is seriously flawed

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Joe Bacon ✅  Mar 26, 2024 • 10:50:40am

re: #4 No Malarkey!

Ukraine turned me into a Newt!

Oh no!

If you’re turned into a Newt the next thing you’re gonna do is go on Adult Friend Finder for a mistress!

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jaunte  Mar 26, 2024 • 10:51:10am

re: #1 No Malarkey!

The We’d Do It If We Thought We Could Get Away With It Court

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Mar 26, 2024 • 10:51:21am

re: #8 No Malarkey!

Putin is blaming Ukraine for the ISIS terrorist attack in Moscow.

And you know how fond the Ukrainians are of taking out bridges…

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Nerdy Fish  Mar 26, 2024 • 10:51:54am

re: #10 Joe Bacon ✅

Oh no!

If you’re turned into a Newt the next thing you’re gonna do is go on Adult Friend Finder for a mistress!

*WHACK!*

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nines09  Mar 26, 2024 • 10:52:53am

WHY ARE MY TAX DOLLARS FIXING A BRIDGE I DON’T USE?!?!?!!?

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Charles  Mar 26, 2024 • 10:53:39am

When Amazon abruptly shut down my Associates account (for a bogus reason), it really hurt the blog fund budget; commissions from that account were actually the main way I was paying hosting costs, amounting to several hundred dollars a month. And now that’s gone. Last month I paid it on a credit card, but I’d hate to keep doing that.

So I need to ask you folks for help. If you can spare a few dollars through PayPal or GoFundMe to help pay the bills, I’d be extremely grateful! Thanks for anything you can give.

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No Malarkey!  Mar 26, 2024 • 10:53:51am

re: #11 jaunte

The We’d Do It If We Thought We Could Get Away With It Court

If Trump returns to power, his DOJ will ban abortion using the Comstock Act.

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BeachDem  Mar 26, 2024 • 10:54:10am

Trump’s bible promo is so downright creepy (which means the MAGAts will suck it up like a Hoover)

“Happy Holy Week! Let’s Make America Pray Again. As we lead into Good Friday and Easter, I encourage you to get a copy of the God Bless the USA Bible,” Trump wrote, directing his supporters to a website selling the book for $59.99…

“All Americans need a Bible in their home, and I have many. It’s my favorite book,” Trump said in the video posted on Truth Social. “I’m proud to endorse and encourage you to get this Bible. We must make America pray again...”

Besides a King James Version translation, it includes copies of the U.S. Constitution, the Bill of Rights, the Declaration of Independence and the Pledge of Allegiance, as well as a handwritten chorus of the famous Greenwood song.

washingtonpost.com

I need a shower.

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Dr Lizardo  Mar 26, 2024 • 10:54:18am

re: #14 nines09

WHY ARE MY TAX DOLLARS FIXING A BRIDGE I DON’T USE?!?!?!!?

You jest, but that’s what a whole lot of these cretins actually think…and say.

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JC1  Mar 26, 2024 • 10:55:03am

re: #15 Charles

When Amazon abruptly shut down my Associates account (for a bogus reason), it really hurt the blog fund budget; commissions from that account were actually the main way I was paying hosting costs, amounting to several hundred dollars a month. And now that’s gone. Last month I paid it on a credit card, but I’d hate to keep doing that.

So I need to ask you folks for help. If you can spare a few dollars through PayPal or GoFundMe to help pay the bills, I’d be extremely grateful! Thanks for anything you can give.

What’s your PayPal?

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nines09  Mar 26, 2024 • 10:55:09am

re: #18 Dr Lizardo

Which is why I said it.

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Charles  Mar 26, 2024 • 10:56:02am

re: #19 JC1

What’s your PayPal?

There’s a Donate link at the top of the right sidebar.

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Dr Lizardo  Mar 26, 2024 • 10:56:38am

BTW, this is what Trump said on his Troof Social site regarding Judge Merchan’s daughter:

“Judge Juan Merchan, a very distinguished looking man, is nevertheless a true and certified Trump Hater who suffers from a very serious case of Trump Derangement Syndrome. In other words, he hates me! His daughter is a senior executive at a Super Liberal Democrat firm that works for Adam ‘Shifty’ Schiff, the Democrat National Committee, (Dem)Senate Majority PAC, and even Crooked Joe Biden.”

salon.com

Sounds like it’s time to slap a gag order on Don Poorleone there.

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A Three Hour Tour  Mar 26, 2024 • 10:58:21am

re: #4 No Malarkey!

Ukraine turned me into a Newt!

You got better.

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Dangerman  Mar 26, 2024 • 10:59:39am

just because the trading price of “DJT” (really?) is going up doesnt mean TFG is now ‘worth’ $6bn.

because he could NEVER realize the market price on all his shares.

do i have to explain all the reasons why?

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Mar 26, 2024 • 10:59:53am

re: #6 Dr Lizardo

The Lord’s Prayer, special Donald Trump MAGA Bible edition:

“Our Father, Donald Trump, who art in Trump Tower
Hallowed be thy Name
Thy kingdom come, thy Will be done
In the White House, as it is at Mar-a-Lago
And give us this day our daily NFT
And indulge us in our trespasses
As we hate those who are not White
And lead us not into into being Libtards
But deliver unto us your Golden Sneakers
For thine is the power and the glory
Forever and ever.”

Amen

I’m starting to give weight to the whole antichrist thing.

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A Three Hour Tour  Mar 26, 2024 • 10:59:56am

re: #8 No Malarkey!

Putin is blaming Ukraine for the ISIS terrorist attack in Moscow.

For a moment, I thought Ukraine was being blamed for the collapse of bridge in Baltimore.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Mar 26, 2024 • 11:00:09am

re: #7 Nerdy Fish

Oh, sure. NOW they respect the long-standing rules of standing and injury-in-fact.

Until after the election.

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nines09  Mar 26, 2024 • 11:02:12am

re: #9 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n 😷 Trips

Obama Beach I think it’s called. He’s beached hundreds.

5 Ships Running Aground Caught On Camera

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Mar 26, 2024 • 11:03:39am

re: #15 Charles

Done. Hope that helps.

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Hecuba's daughter  Mar 26, 2024 • 11:04:07am

re: #17 BeachDem

Trump’s bible promo is so downright creepy (which means the MAGAts will suck it up like a Hoover)

“Happy Holy Week! Let’s Make America Pray Again. As we lead into Good Friday and Easter, I encourage you to get a copy of the God Bless the USA Bible,” Trump wrote, directing his supporters to a website selling the book for $59.99…

“All Americans need a Bible in their home, and I have many. It’s my favorite book,” Trump said in the video posted on Truth Social. “I’m proud to endorse and encourage you to get this Bible. We must make America pray again...”

Besides a King James Version translation, it includes copies of the U.S. Constitution, the Bill of Rights, the Declaration of Independence and the Pledge of Allegiance, as well as a handwritten chorus of the famous Greenwood song.

washingtonpost.com

I need a shower.

I thought Trump’s favorite book was Hitler’s “My New Order”.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Mar 26, 2024 • 11:04:09am

SHE’S FIRED!

alternet.org

RONNA GOT PINK SLIPPED!

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JC1  Mar 26, 2024 • 11:04:38am

re: #21 Charles

There’s a Donate link at the top of the right sidebar.

Just donated. It came up as goods and services with no way to change it. Does that mean PayPal keeps a cut, unlike if you send money to a friend?

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Nerdy Fish  Mar 26, 2024 • 11:04:43am

re: #31 Joe Bacon ✅

GIT THAT GAHBAGE OUTTA HEAH!

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JC1  Mar 26, 2024 • 11:05:32am

re: #31 Joe Bacon ✅

SHE’S FIRED!

alternet.org

RONNA GOT PINK SLIPPED!

Didn’t even last 1 Scarmagucci.

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BeachDem  Mar 26, 2024 • 11:05:56am

...

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Charles  Mar 26, 2024 • 11:06:07am

re: #32 JC1

Just donated. It came up as goods and services with no way to change it. Does that mean PayPal keeps a cut, unlike if you send money to a friend?

Yeah, that’s how it shows up. Paypal does take a small cut that way. Thank you!

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Dangerman  Mar 26, 2024 • 11:06:39am

re: #31 Joe Bacon ✅

SHE’S FIRED!

alternet.org

RONNA GOT PINK SLIPPED!

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Hecuba's daughter  Mar 26, 2024 • 11:07:19am

re: #32 JC1

Just donated. It came up as goods and services with no way to change it. Does that mean PayPal keeps a cut, unlike if you send money to a friend?

Donated here too!

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jaunte  Mar 26, 2024 • 11:07:45am

re: #31 Joe Bacon ✅

She should get worse than pink-slipped.

“…She was present on the call with Trump in the aftermath of the 2020 election, when she promised legal representation to several Wayne County, Michigan election officials in exchange for their refusal to certify the results of the 2020 election.”

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Hecuba's daughter  Mar 26, 2024 • 11:09:21am

re: #37 Dangerman

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For some reason that escapes us all, Scaramucci is coming to speak at our synagogue!!! But we are not paying for his visit.

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b.d.  Mar 26, 2024 • 11:10:51am

re: #40 Hecuba’s daughter

For some reason that escapes us all, Scaramucci is coming to speak at our synagogue!!! But we are not paying for his visit.

I think that is how he does things, you have to pay him to not show up and talk…

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BeachDem  Mar 26, 2024 • 11:11:11am

re: #15 Charles

When Amazon abruptly shut down my Associates account (for a bogus reason), it really hurt the blog fund budget; commissions from that account were actually the main way I was paying hosting costs, amounting to several hundred dollars a month. And now that’s gone. Last month I paid it on a credit card, but I’d hate to keep doing that.

So I need to ask you folks for help. If you can spare a few dollars through PayPal or GoFundMe to help pay the bills, I’d be extremely grateful! Thanks for anything you can give.

Done anonymously on GFM—(you should recognize my email by now)

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Mar 26, 2024 • 11:15:58am

re: #14 nines09

WHY ARE MY TAX DOLLARS FIXING A BRIDGE I DON’T USE?!?!?!!?

Same fellow who gets drunk, drives his car into the river and then exclaims: “Millions of tax dollars spent on building bridges but where is one when you really need it?!?”

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Eventual Carrion  Mar 26, 2024 • 11:16:52am

re: #15 Charles

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Mar 26, 2024 • 11:18:20am

re: #26 A Three Hour Tour

For a moment, I thought Ukraine was being blamed for the collapse of bridge in Baltimore.

I saw a comment on the Putinversteher site blaming Ukraine for the Moscow attack in that “Ukrainians love locking people inside burning buildings!”

Following that logic, they are also fond of taking out bridges…and this just smacks of Zionist/Fascist/ISIS/Soros/Globalist Capitalist Puppet State conspiracy, dunnit?

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Joe Bacon ✅  Mar 26, 2024 • 11:19:59am

“YOU FIRED ME! I WANT MY $300,000, DAMNIT!”

“Uh, no. Instead here’s a $30 gift certificate from Mendy’s Deli. Go have a Jerry Seinfeld Sandwich on us!”

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Hecuba's daughter  Mar 26, 2024 • 11:21:58am

Lethal combination: Chuck Todd and Rachel! Did her in — she got her just deserts.

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Charles  Mar 26, 2024 • 11:24:45am

re: #44 Eventual Carrion

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dat_said  Mar 26, 2024 • 11:29:46am

Do you still owe rent if you’ve been raptured?

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Mar 26, 2024 • 11:30:53am

re: #40 Hecuba’s daughter

For some reason that escapes us all, Scaramucci is coming to speak at our synagogue!!! But we are not paying for his visit.

For entertainment. It’s like having an in-character Joe Pesci speak to you.

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Mar 26, 2024 • 11:32:46am

re: #49 dat_said

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Do you still owe rent if you’ve been raptured?

Dissolving himself to fake being raptured is his best option at this point. If he just fakes his own rapture and starts life again under a new name, he’ll be caught because he can’t control himself.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Mar 26, 2024 • 11:34:16am

re: #49 dat_said

[Embedded content]

Do you still owe rent if you’ve been raptured?

BUT WAIT

THERE’S MORE!

rawstory.com

Mike Lindell dumped by attorneys as he fights to avoid paying $5M ‘Prove Mike Wrong’ prize

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Rightwingconspirator  Mar 26, 2024 • 11:34:18am

re: #15 Charles

I ain’t got a lot but I sent what I could to GoFundMe. This blog helps keep me sane.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Mar 26, 2024 • 11:34:35am

Holy Cthulhu! AND IT’S ONLY TUESDAY!!!!!

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Dr Lizardo  Mar 26, 2024 • 11:36:43am

re: #49 dat_said

re: #52 Joe Bacon ✅

Heh, Lindell is having quite a bad Tuesday indeed.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Mar 26, 2024 • 11:37:12am

re: #54 Joe Bacon ✅

Holy Cthulhu! AND IT’S ONLY TUESDAY!!!!!

HOLY CTHULHU ! ! !
IT’S ALREADY TUESDAY ? ? ?

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Charles  Mar 26, 2024 • 11:37:17am

Thank you from the bottom of my heart, everyone. You folks are the greatest.

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Teukka  Mar 26, 2024 • 11:37:32am

⚠️ CW/TW: Sexual Violence ⚠️
Israeli Hostage Says She Was Sexually Assaulted and Tortured in GazaNY Times
Amit Soussana is the first former hostage to publicly say she was sexually abused in captivity. A U.N. report has said it found “clear and convincing information” that some hostages suffered “conflict-related sexual violence.”

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BeachDem  Mar 26, 2024 • 11:40:59am

re: #57 Charles

Thank you from the bottom of my heart, everyone. You folks are the greatest.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Mar 26, 2024 • 11:41:05am

FAFO

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Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines  Mar 26, 2024 • 11:41:57am

Oh dear!
Lubbock Loves Porn and We Have Proof!

Oh, Lubbock, home of churches on every corner, wall crosses in restaurants, and blaring Christian rock blasting out of larger speakers in warehouse stores. It’s everything a good and pious person needs in God’s corner of Texas. However, when Sunday school is over everyone is hitting up the porn sites.

The Facts
Lubbock loves porn. I guess that may seem like a strong opinion to you, but I’ll prove it. Lubbock is #1 in Google searches asking the question, “How do I watch porn in Texas?”
Don’t worry though Lubbock, apparently the entire State of Texas is all horned up with a 3500% increase in that particular search.

All of this comes down to the boneheaded I.D. law in Texas. The new law requires some age verifications that the porn sites are not interested in complying with. They fear massive fines and more so just shut off access in the Lone Star State.

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Mar 26, 2024 • 11:42:38am
Teen grabs deputy’s firearm then shoots herself inside LA sheriff’s office lobby: Police

Just after 7:40 p.m. deputies found a 17-year-old girl knocking on the front door of the station lobby, the agency wrote in a press release.

The deputies walked to the lobby door and the juvenile “lunged into the lobby and reached for the deputy’s holstered firearm and took possession of it,” according to the release.

A struggle took place between the deputies and teenager armed with the deputy’s firearm, the release continues, and during the struggle, the teen suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound.

According to a preliminary investigation by homicide detectives, investigators learned the incident stemmed from “a family disturbance call” deputies from station responded to shortly before the incident.

Investigators did not elaborate on the family disturbance and could not immediately be reached by USA TODAY.

usatoday.com

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Joe Bacon ✅  Mar 26, 2024 • 11:43:36am

WE LOVE YOU, CHARLES!

TICKS ME OFF WHAT AMAZON DID TO YOU!

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Rightwingconspirator  Mar 26, 2024 • 11:45:59am

Im okay with helping Baltimore on the cost of reconstruction of the bridge. But Im left wondering about whoever insures Maersk. Lloyds of London? Should they not bear the costs?

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danarchy  Mar 26, 2024 • 11:46:05am

re: #47 Hecuba’s daughter

Lethal combination: Chuck Todd and Rachel! Did her in — she got her just deserts.

If she already had a contract I bet she is getting a big payday for no work…

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Mar 26, 2024 • 11:46:48am

re: #61 Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines

I’m lucky to have nearly-zero religious intrusion where I live in Illinois. I don’t even hear church bells here, and there’s never religion in most stores, other than some archaic Sunday alcohol laws that do not impact me.

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Mar 26, 2024 • 11:47:32am

re: #65 danarchy

If she already had a contract I bet she is getting a big payday for no work…

The incompetent executives that hired her should be let go with no severance packages to make up for the loss.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Mar 26, 2024 • 11:49:12am

re: #16 No Malarkey!

If Trump returns to power, his DOJ will ban abortion using the Comstock Act.

DJT thinks that the Comstock Act is something that Stormy Daniels could be paid to perform on him…

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Hecuba's daughter  Mar 26, 2024 • 11:49:36am

re: #65 danarchy

If she already had a contract I bet she is getting a big payday for no work…

I am not fond of Ms Darth Cheney but certainly would not be objecting if NBC hired her as a commentator; she is terrible but she did support democracy (at least when it came to January 6) and she’s not a Putin fan.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Mar 26, 2024 • 11:50:53am

re: #64 Rightwingconspirator

Im okay with helping Baltimore on the cost of reconstruction of the bridge. But Im left wondering about whoever insures Maersk. Lloyds of London? Should they not bear the costs?

They probably rang the bell on the floor of Lloyd’s Exchange by now.

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lawhawk  Mar 26, 2024 • 11:51:36am

re: #1 No Malarkey!

That opinion was shared by Elie Mystal and others. The whole case was gamed to ignore standing from the outset, and it is a travesty that the Court even saw the case.

But the Seditious Adjacent Six aren’t above trying to move the goal posts to help the Christian white nationalists at every opportunity, and watch for them to open the door to doing so in the future with the “right” parties with standing to sue. They’ll lay out exactly who has to bring the case, and when they do, they’ll eliminate this channel for seeking abortions, and ultimately eliminate reproductive choice for American women.

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Florida Panhandler  Mar 26, 2024 • 11:51:41am

re: #64 Rightwingconspirator

The insurance industry is going to take a big hit on this event which means worldwide inflation is only going to get worse as insurance costs ripple throughout the economy.

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Mar 26, 2024 • 11:51:59am

re: #69 Hecuba’s daughter

I am not fond of Ms Darth Cheney but certainly would not be objecting if NBC hired her as a commentator; she is terrible but she did support democracy (at least when it came to January 6) and she’s not a Putin fan.

Liz is useful to civilized Americans because she tells the truth about what the Republican party has become. Ronna does not tell the truth, and is a full-participant in what the party has become.

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lawhawk  Mar 26, 2024 • 11:54:29am

re: #64 Rightwingconspirator

Im okay with helping Baltimore on the cost of reconstruction of the bridge. But Im left wondering about whoever insures Maersk. Lloyds of London? Should they not bear the costs?

You’re going to have multiple insurers. Maersk had hired the ship to carry cargo, but Singapore-based Grace Ocean Pte Ltd owns the ship and it is managed by Synergy Marine Group. All of those parties are likely to have to pay out damages/insurance funds (or seek subrogation from the others I just named).

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Hecuba's daughter  Mar 26, 2024 • 11:56:30am

re: #73 🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈

Liz is useful to civilized Americans because she tells the truth about what the Republican party has become. Ronna does not tell the truth, and is a full-participant in what the party has become.

Have posted this before — one of my favorite SNL skits. Republican or Not - SNL

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KGxvi  Mar 26, 2024 • 11:57:48am

re: #1 No Malarkey!

From what I have read, SCOTUS does not intend to trigger a blue wave election by banning or severely restricting access to mifepristone, and is likely to bounce the case on the grounds that the anti-abortion doctors did not have standing to sue.

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I don’t think the conservative justices (aside from Alito and Thomas) really have the stomach for tearing down the administrative state and/or the administrative procedure act. Finding standing in a case like this is the open door that would allow that to eventually happen.

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FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt'n 😷 Trips  Mar 26, 2024 • 11:58:14am
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Nerdy Fish  Mar 26, 2024 • 11:58:50am

re: #77 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n 😷 Trips

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That was quicker than I expected.

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Dr Lizardo  Mar 26, 2024 • 12:01:17pm

re: #77 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n 😷 Trips

Well, that came faster than I thought.

Good.

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TedStriker  Mar 26, 2024 • 12:02:43pm

re: #31 Joe Bacon ✅

SHE’S FIRED!

alternet.org

RONNA GOT PINK SLIPPED!

Again…

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sagehen  Mar 26, 2024 • 12:03:25pm

re: #65 danarchy

If she already had a contract I bet she is getting a big payday for no work…

Not as much as Megan Kelly.

NBC spent so much on Megan they had to not renew contracts for Tamron Hall and two or three others; Megan’s talk show lasted not even two weeks, and was paid MILLIONS to go away.

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Mar 26, 2024 • 12:05:08pm

re: #77 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n 😷 Trips

What happens when he ignores it completely?

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KGxvi  Mar 26, 2024 • 12:06:36pm

re: #78 Nerdy Fish

That was quicker than I expected.

it’s an order from a motion filed last month, the time given his recent shit spewing is just coincidental.

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Nerdy Fish  Mar 26, 2024 • 12:08:55pm

re: #82 🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈

What happens when he ignores it completely?

This is a criminal case. If he ignores this, there is a very real possibility that he spends a weekend cooling his heels in jail.

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Rightwingconspirator  Mar 26, 2024 • 12:09:33pm

re: #77 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n 😷 Trips

Good. Because I gag every time I hear that voice

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Dr Lizardo  Mar 26, 2024 • 12:12:26pm

Have a good one, Lizards. Time for me to call it a day.

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Colère Tueur de Lapin ✅  Mar 26, 2024 • 12:14:29pm

re: #15 Charles
Sent some amazing around money.

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mmmirele  Mar 26, 2024 • 12:20:33pm

re: #1 No Malarkey!

From what I have read, SCOTUS does not intend to trigger a blue wave election by banning or severely restricting access to mifepristone, and is likely to bounce the case on the grounds that the anti-abortion doctors did not have standing to sue.

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I have tossed around the idea that banning or severely limiting access to mifepristone would do more than a blue wave—it might cause serious cracks in our Union. Because I can’t hardly see some governors standing by as mifepristone is no longer available. I suspect some states already have plans to obtain the medication if it’s made illegal.

I could be wrong. I want to be wrong.

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Dangerman  Mar 26, 2024 • 12:20:45pm

re: #22 Dr Lizardo

BTW, this is what Trump said on his Troof Social site regarding Judge Merchan’s daughter:

salon.com

Sounds like it’s time to slap a gag order on Don Poorleone there.

Done

Judge Places Limited Gag Order on Trump

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Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines  Mar 26, 2024 • 12:22:20pm

Met another repug who thought Pocahontas was just a cartoon character, rather than an actual, fully attested historical person.
Forgot to ask if he thought Ben Franklin was ever POTUS.

We should compile a summary of imaginary repug history.

91
Dangerman  Mar 26, 2024 • 12:23:49pm

re: #67 🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈

The incompetent executives that hired her should be let go with no severance packages to make up for the loss.

Oh heck they probably voted themselves raises in the same meeting…
“Hey, as long as we’re here….”

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Jay C  Mar 26, 2024 • 12:31:51pm

re: #74 lawhawk

You’re going to have multiple insurers. Maersk had hired the ship to carry cargo, but Singapore-based Grace Ocean Pte Ltd owns the ship and it is managed by Synergy Marine Group. All of those parties are likely to have to pay out damages/insurance funds (or seek subrogation from the others I just named).

[DISCLAIMER: IANAEOML] isn’t one (moderately) mitigating factor in the Dali disaster that (apparently) the ship itself and the bulk of its cargo were not “lost”, and can possibly be salvaged? I mean, obviously, any time-sensitive cargo is screwed, but surely something could be saved?

93
JC1  Mar 26, 2024 • 12:40:28pm

So RFK Jr.’s running mate had an affair with Elon Musk a few years ago while married to Google co-founder Sergey Brin. This led to Brin divorcing her.
I’m hoping that she only got a tiny fraction of the billion dollars she was seeking in the divorce settlement.

94
jaunte  Mar 26, 2024 • 12:41:09pm

Stonkers @stonkers.bsky.social

Mmmm lunch today: grilled cheese on French loaf

Sauté chopped chard and shallots until wilted, sauté crimini shrooms until very browned, add to shredded sharp cheddar with a bit of cream cheese added for richness. S&P, then slather on your bread and pan toast in butter until it’s nice and crispy

95
lawhawk  Mar 26, 2024 • 12:41:26pm

Judge Merchan is not taking crap from Trump’s lawyers:

This Court advises counsel that it expects and welcome zealous advocacy and creative lawyering. See Application of Giampa, 147 Mise.2d 397 [Sup Ct, Bronx Cnty April 16, 1990], However, the Court also expects those advocates to demonstrate the proper respect and decorum that is owed
to the courts and its judicial officers and to never forget that they are officers of the court. As such, counsel is expected to follow this Court’s orders. Even “[a] good faith belief that a court order is improper or unlawful will not render the order unlawful nor will it excuse willful disobedience.” Matter of Rankin, 78 Misc3d 337 [Sup Ct, Kings Cnty Jan 3, 2023]. As such, “a court of record has power to punish for a criminal contempt, a person guilty7 of … [w]illful disobedience to its lawful mandate.” Id. citing to Judiciary Law §750(3). This Court emphasizes that it hopes for and fully expects zealous advocacy from counsel as well as spirited contribution from witnesses and parties alike. Nonetheless, the Court expects that the line between zealous advocacy and willful disregard of its orders will not be crossed

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No Malarkey!  Mar 26, 2024 • 12:42:46pm

NBC News reportedly is going to fire Ronna McDaniel, who they never should’ve hired in the first place.

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Charles  Mar 26, 2024 • 12:42:56pm

re: #84 Nerdy Fish

This is a criminal case. If he ignores this, there is a very real possibility that he spends a weekend cooling his heels in jail.

That would be a day when we party.

98
Charles  Mar 26, 2024 • 12:43:47pm

Looks like the nycourts website is blocking embeds of their documents.

99
jaunte  Mar 26, 2024 • 12:44:00pm

re: #96 No Malarkey!

Seems like that has the potential to be a very embarrassing lawsuit for her to pursue.

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Charles  Mar 26, 2024 • 12:44:43pm

ORDERED, that the People’s motion for a restriction on extrajudicial statements by the Defendant is GRANTED to the extent that Defendant is directed to refrain from the following:

a. Making or directing others to make public statements about known or reasonably foreseeable witnesses concerning their potential participation in the investigation or in this criminal proceeding;

b. Making or directing others to make public statements about (1) counsel in the case other than the District Attorney, (2) members of the court’s staff and the District Attorney’s staff, or (3) the family members of any counsel or staff member, if those statements are made with the intent to materially interfere with, or to cause others to materially interfere with, counsel’s or staff’s work in this criminal case, or with the knowledge that such interference is likely to result; and

c. Making or directing others to make public statements about any prospective juror or any juror in this criminal proceeding.

The foregoing constitutes the Decision and Order of the Court.

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nines09  Mar 26, 2024 • 12:45:05pm

re: #96 No Malarkey!

NBC News reportedly is going to fire Ronna McDaniel, who they never should’ve hired in the first place.

They need to fire the idiots who thought this was a good idea.

102
nines09  Mar 26, 2024 • 12:45:36pm

re: #100 Charles

Finally. jfc. Finally.

103
Nerdy Fish  Mar 26, 2024 • 12:45:39pm

re: #100 Charles

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lawhawk  Mar 26, 2024 • 12:45:44pm

re: #77 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n 😷 Trips

The gag order, plus the ruling denying all the motions and putting defense counsel on notice that they’re fucked if they pull any more crap with motions without leave to file or other nonsense, shows Merchan is going to have a very tight rein on Trump and his dumbass lawyers.

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No Malarkey!  Mar 26, 2024 • 12:46:43pm

re: #99 jaunte

Seems like that has the potential to be a very embarrassing lawsuit for her to pursue.

They will probably pay her whatever the contract provides so that she will go away. She can go work at Fox News or NewsMax, which encourage lying for Trump.

106
GlutenFreeJesus  Mar 26, 2024 • 12:47:20pm

re: #60 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n 😷 Trips

FAFO

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Better odds than playing Mega Millions.

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wrenchwench  Mar 26, 2024 • 12:47:22pm

re: #101 nines09

They need to fire the idiots who thought this was a good idea.

Then fire the ones who hired those idiots.

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Charles  Mar 26, 2024 • 12:48:15pm

Yep.

Refused to display ‘nycourts.gov’ in a frame because it set ‘X-Frame-Options’ to ‘sameorigin’.

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piratedan  Mar 26, 2024 • 12:50:28pm

re: #107 wrenchwench

queue the Monty Python and the Holy Grail opening credits bit!

110
Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Mar 26, 2024 • 12:51:53pm

re: #15 Charles

Saw this and sent what I could to help. Sorry ya had to deal with that.

111
Joe Bacon ✅  Mar 26, 2024 • 12:53:42pm

re: #94 jaunte

DAMN THAT LOOKS TASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

112
coin operated  Mar 26, 2024 • 12:54:38pm

re: #101 nines09

They need to fire the idiots who thought this was a good idea.

QFT. Nobody thought to ask the…y’know…actual journalists what they thought about this hire? Especially as Chuck Todd pointed out…anything more than sycophant-level questioning of the RNC usually resulted in character assassination in return.

I’m hopeful that NBC’s management does not retaliate against the journos for speaking out and also hopeful that some serious housecleaning takes place after this fuckup.

113
Joe Bacon ✅  Mar 26, 2024 • 12:55:32pm

AND DAMN!

THE HITS JUST KEEP ON COMING TODAY!!!

Far-right Texas Rep. Troy Nehls hit by House Ethics Committee investigation

U.S. Rep. Troy Nehls, R-Richmond, is under investigation by the House Ethics Committee, the bipartisan panel announced Tuesday. It did not specify the focus of the investigation, but Nehls said it was related to his campaign’s finances.

The committee announced it was digging into a matter reported to its members on Dec. 11 and it will announce how it will proceed by May 10. Investigations do not indicate that there have been any proven violations of ethics rules.

The fool who slammed Joe is getting some Karmic feedback!

texastribune.org

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ckkatz  Mar 26, 2024 • 12:56:59pm

Last night was interesting regarding the MSNBC response to NBC hiring McDaniel.

Every one of the Monday night MSNBC shows that I watched (Psaki, Maddow, O’Donnell) had a full segment on how much McDaniel was culpable for TFG and Jan 6th.

Maddow also noted that MSNBC head had declared very directly the McDaniel was not to be on any MSNBC show. And that NBC talking heads claiming otherwise were obscuring that point. (Polite speak for the NBC mooks claiming anything else are lying to you.)

It was clearly coordinated within MSNBC and was a very uniform and strong repudiation of NBC’s decision. A subsidiary usually doesn’t speak out so strongly against the owning company and its management. Pretty close to a “die on this hill” “fall on my sword” moment.

115
Charles  Mar 26, 2024 • 12:57:12pm

re: #110 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

Thank you! Yeah, after more than 15 years of good standing with Amazon Associates, they suddenly sent me a notice my account was being closed with this reason:

Your Special Links are appearing as paid/sponsored links or advertisements on search engines platforms. These types of advertisements may be used to send users directly to your Site but cannot be used to send traffic to Amazon.

I have absolutely NEVER bought sponsored links on search engines, for any purpose at all. When I appealed this, someone responded with a form message that assumed I was applying for a new account and had been denied.

I responded to that and requested to have it escalated, and got no reply. Repeated it, still no reply.

And when they did this, I was owed several hundred dollars that their terms of service allow them to NOT pay.

It was a shitty way to treat someone who has sent them many thousands of dollars of purchases for all kinds of products.

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Teukka  Mar 26, 2024 • 12:58:13pm

re: #15 Charles

When Amazon abruptly shut down my Associates account (for a bogus reason), it really hurt the blog fund budget; commissions from that account were actually the main way I was paying hosting costs, amounting to several hundred dollars a month. And now that’s gone. Last month I paid it on a credit card, but I’d hate to keep doing that.

So I need to ask you folks for help. If you can spare a few dollars through PayPal or GoFundMe to help pay the bills, I’d be extremely grateful! Thanks for anything you can give.

Signed up for yearly subscription so you have a consistent revenue stream at least from me.

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nines09  Mar 26, 2024 • 12:59:55pm

re: #107 wrenchwench

Then fire the ones who hired those idiots.

MSNBC has beclowned itself before and this will not be the last time.

118
mmmirele  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:00:00pm

With regards to Trump now pitching Lee Greenwood’s bible, let me suggest that Trump was offered a huge cut of the sales from pitching this bible. Oh, and if that bible cost more than $10 to publish, it’s probably too much. Looks like a very cheap leatherette cover, and absolutely ZERO options to customize. Perhaps Greenwood ordered too many of them and is now trying to liquidate, using Trump as the liquidator.

Interestingly, it’s only available in the KJV translation. There was an attempt to publish a version with the NIV (Nearly Infallible Version *snicker*) in 2021, but HarperCollins / Zondervan / Thomas Nelson got a ton of pushback and decided not to license the NIV.

Gah, folks, the only way you should buy this bible is if you see it for $2 at a garage sale. And even then, it’s too expensive.

119
jaunte  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:00:17pm

re: #113 Joe Bacon ✅

As a former sheriff, Nehls understands that laws are meant to restrain others.

120
Teukka  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:01:12pm
121
EstebanTornado1963  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:02:29pm

re: #15 Charles

When Amazon abruptly shut down my Associates account (for a bogus reason), it really hurt the blog fund budget; commissions from that account were actually the main way I was paying hosting costs, amounting to several hundred dollars a month. And now that’s gone. Last month I paid it on a credit card, but I’d hate to keep doing that.

So I need to ask you folks for help. If you can spare a few dollars through PayPal or GoFundMe to help pay the bills, I’d be extremely grateful! Thanks for anything you can give.

Do you have a link to your PayPal for us lazy people?

122
Joe Bacon ✅  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:02:29pm

re: #117 nines09

MSNBC has beclowned itself before and this will not be the last time.

Two words.

Michael Savage.

123
Dangerman  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:02:49pm

re: #105 No Malarkey!

They will probably pay her whatever the contract provides so that she will go away. She can go work at Fox News or NewsMax, which encourage lying for Trump.

if they hired her, knowing her history and did not even consider that it could blow up…

124
Nerdy Fish  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:02:58pm

re: #118 mmmirele

I wouldn’t own that Bible if you paid me to take it. For one thing, I’m not a big fan of the classic KJV, but in the main, my Bible is a religious document, not a political one.

125
jaunte  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:04:32pm

re: #121 EstebanTornado1963

It’s up at the top of the right hand column.

126
JC1  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:04:33pm

So there seems to be some trouble in Nazi Twitter land. Babylon Bee did a post making fun of inbred white supremacists, and the deplorables are revolting.

Apparently the daily wire wrote something to upset them as well.
🍿🍿🍿

127
Joe Bacon ✅  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:04:39pm

re: #118 mmmirele

But I can’t stop laughing at this!

Yes I know Gary Peterson is a goof account!

128
Charles  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:04:42pm

re: #121 EstebanTornado1963

Do you have a link to your PayPal for us lazy people?

At the top of the right sidebar there’s a PayPal Donate link. Or you can use their “send to a friend” feature to charles -at- littlegreenfootballs.com.

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:05:39pm

re: #115 Charles

That is absolutely ridiculous. I got into their affiliate program and people were buying stuff from my link and they kept saying “Nope, don’t qualify to be paid for any of it” so I basically gave up.

130
Dangerman  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:06:40pm

re: #118 mmmirele

With regards to Trump now pitching Lee Greenwood’s bible, let me suggest that Trump was offered a huge cut of the sales from pitching this bible. Oh, and if that bible cost more than $10 to publish, it’s probably too much. Looks like a very cheap leatherette cover, and absolutely ZERO options to customize. Perhaps Greenwood ordered too many of them and is now trying to liquidate, using Trump as the liquidator.

Interestingly, it’s only available in the KJV translation. There was an attempt to publish a version with the NIV (Nearly Infallible Version *snicker*) in 2021, but HarperCollins / Zondervan / Thomas Nelson got a ton of pushback and decided not to license the NIV.

Gah, folks, the only way you should buy this bible is if you see it for $2 at a garage sale. And even then, it’s too expensive.

One of the two major candidates for president of the united states hawks bibles after gold plated sneakers gambit face plants

131
EstebanTornado1963  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:06:54pm

re: #125 jaunte

It’s up at the top of the right hand column.

I’m really lazy🤣
(But thanks)

132
jaunte  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:07:49pm

@joshuaholland.bsky.social

Took some figuring out, but I bought my first put option on Donnie’s meme stock, which is trading at $74 a share, which means its valuation is approaching Xitter’s.

@joshuaholland.bsky.social

Now it’s at $58 and I’m already in the money hours later.

Put Option: What It Is, How It Works, and How to Trade Them
investopedia.com

133
Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:08:27pm

re: #84 Nerdy Fish

This is a criminal case. If he ignores this, there is a very real possibility that he spends a weekend cooling his heels in jail.

Don’t tease me with a good time…

134
Teukka  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:09:25pm

The Francis Scott Key Bridge Disaster reminded me of the Almö Bridge disaster back in ‘81. For historical reference(s) on the topic, cf. Category: Bridge disasters caused by collision

135
Charles  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:10:15pm

The video of the bridge collapsing is horrifying.

136
Dangerman  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:10:16pm

re: #132 jaunte

@joshuaholland.bsky.social

@joshuaholland.bsky.social

Put Option: What It Is, How It Works, and How to Trade Them
investopedia.com

best way to double your money:
1. fold it in half
2. put it in your pocket

137
Dangerman  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:16:31pm

re: #135 Charles

The video of the bridge collapsing is horrifying.

just going to work / going home after, minding your own business, lost in your own little world and BAM!

138
Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:17:20pm

“Disinformates and misinformates.”

Your GOP presidential front runner, ladies and gentlemen.

139
Dangerman  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:17:47pm

see, we dont have to do anyting about RFK

TFG is on it

Donald Trump’s campaign issued a statement about “environmental whack job” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and his new running mate, Nicole Shanahan.

Said Trump: “RFK Jr. is an AOC lover and opposes really any human advancement, preferring that we all live in caves by candlelight, except of course supports charging stations for your $150,000 electric car that can only drive a few miles before dying just like his presidential campaign.”

140
nines09  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:18:02pm

re: #122 Joe Bacon ✅

Two words.

Michael Savage.

Two more. Hugh Hewitt.

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ckkatz  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:18:02pm

For me, locking tfg up for violating court orders will be considered a real possibility only when there are leaks that NY State is conducting negotiations with the US Secret Service on the logistics of detaining him.

A guy can dream…

142
No Malarkey!  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:18:18pm

The nation’s two biggest lotteries, Powerball and Mega Millions, are offering a total $2 billion jackpots combined this week. Of course the jackpots get this big because the lottery combinations are almost impossible to get.

143
Joe Bacon ✅  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:18:28pm

re: #138 Eclectic Cyborg

…did he include a pitch to buy his authorized Bi-Bull?

144
Joe Bacon ✅  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:18:49pm

re: #140 nines09

Two more. Hugh Hewitt.

Screw Screwitt! 😏

145
No Malarkey!  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:19:09pm

re: #141 ckkatz

For me, locking tfg up for violating court orders will be considered a real possibility only when there are leaks that NY State is conducting negotiations with the US Secret Service on the logistics of detaining him.

A guy can dream…

Put a Secret Service Agent outside his cell. Easy peasy.

146
Dangerman  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:20:32pm

re: #138 Eclectic Cyborg

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“Disinformates and misinformates.”

Your GOP presidential front runner, ladies and gentlemen.

sure, Jan

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Dangerman  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:21:48pm

re: #141 ckkatz

For me, locking tfg up for violating court orders will be considered a real possibility only when there are leaks that NY State is conducting negotiations with the US Secret Service on the logistics of detaining him.

A guy can dream…

i would not be surprised that this eventuality has already been discussed

148
Patricia Kayden  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:22:25pm

re: #15 Charles

Will do.

149
Mattand  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:23:25pm

re: #138 Eclectic Cyborg

He has all the best words.

150
Patricia Kayden  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:24:31pm

re: #36 Charles

Donated as well.

151
wrenchwench  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:24:31pm

re: #145 No Malarkey!

Put a Secret Service Agent outside his cell. Easy peasy.

The person on that shift is allowed a ration of THC enhanced gummies.

152
nines09  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:29:08pm

Powerball and Mega Millions give the rare opportunity for an evil rat fucker to get enough money to make his fever dreams become real.
Or to become a carcass after they get sucked dry.
I bet they never knew they had so many relatives….
I would like to see 100 million dollar winners than ONE 100 million dollar winner.
But the insane amounts are what draws the money.
I remember the New York Lottery back in the day, when it was literally the only Lottery, and the pot got big. And a guy hit and was put on TV to show the face of a winner. He was a garbage truck driver who lived in Jersey. And he picked up garbage in the Bronx or Brooklyn. Back when Brooklyn was hit and miss…The Bronx? Good luck…Had to get up at 2AM and drive to NYC and….
When he spoke on TV he said “I’m not going to quit my job.”
Right there buzzers and sirens should have gone off…..

153
Teukka  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:30:49pm

re: #127 Joe Bacon ✅

But I can’t stop laughing at this!

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Yes I know Gary Peterson is a goof account!

Iframe

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:32:24pm

re: #115 Charles

Thank you! Yeah, after more than 15 years of good standing with Amazon Associates, they suddenly sent me a notice my account was being closed with this reason:

I have absolutely NEVER bought sponsored links on search engines, for any purpose at all. When I appealed this, someone responded with a form message that assumed I was applying for a new account and had been denied.

I responded to that and requested to have it escalated, and got no reply. Repeated it, still no reply.

And when they did this, I was owed several hundred dollars that their terms of service allow them to NOT pay.

It was a shitty way to treat someone who has sent them many thousands of dollars of purchases for all kinds of products.

Does this mean that anyone can shut down another person’s Amazon Associates income by placing an ad with their link on Google?

155
Dangerman  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:32:24pm

re: #138 Eclectic Cyborg

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tfg on ANY issue:

“I will make it amazing and great and wonderful and you won’t believe how much better I will make the things.”

156
Patricia Kayden  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:32:32pm

re: #93 JC1

So she’s overqualified to be VP then. Good to know, /s

157
Dangerman  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:33:01pm

re: #149 Mattand

He has all the best words.

they’re just never in the right order

158
Teukka  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:33:59pm

Lizardim, we’ve reached “Immahgrunts kolapsed da bridg.”

159
Decatur Deb  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:34:22pm

I am informed by PayPal that my Tip Jar will be refunded to me if your delivery is lost or stolen.

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Charles  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:35:41pm

re: #154 🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈

Does this mean that anyone can shut down another person’s Amazon Associates income by placing an ad with their link on Google?

I don’t know - they never gave me an actual example to look at.

161
Decatur Deb  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:37:32pm

re: #145 No Malarkey!

Put a Secret Service Agent outside his cell. Easy peasy.

Easier than chasing his ass around.

162
Dangerman  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:40:33pm

we are toast as a country
we are toast as reasoning, critically thinking people

Utah lawmaker Phil Lyman (R), who is running for governor, quickly used Baltimore’s Francis Scott Key Bridge collapse to boost his gubernatorial campaign by blaming the accident on efforts to make workplaces more diverse, the Salt Lake Tribune reports.

Said Lyman: “This is what happens when you have Governors who prioritize diversity over the wellbeing [sic] and security of citizens.

In a subsequent post, Lyman added: “DEI=DIE.”

THIS is what happens?
this?
how? where? who? wtf???????????

163
Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:43:14pm

re: #158 Teukka

A guy who builds fucking cars for a living ought to know plenty about mechanical failures.

164
Charles  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:44:28pm

re: #158 Teukka

Lizardim, we’ve reached “Immahgrunts kolapsed da bridg.”

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“Stonetoss” is an outright neo-Nazi.

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nines09  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:46:22pm

re: #159 Decatur Deb

I am informed by PayPal that my Tip Jar will be refunded to me if your delivery is lost or stolen.

Make sure you send your money to the right email with PayPal. I sent money to my oldest boy years ago, and it was wrong, and it went to someone with that email.
When I discovered my mistake, PayPal informed me my $250.00 could only be retrieved if the person who got it, gave it back.
Of course I sent off emails to that, and got nothing. I argued with them, and it was probably 2-3 months later I got a call from PayPal God and was told I would get back half or something like that. Had a very sarcastic talk. Made no sense. Just my mistake, I eat it, eff off, bye bye.
Where’s the other half?
They told me it was “absorbed”.
I can’t make shit like this up.
So make sure…..

166
Decatur Deb  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:47:46pm

re: #165 nines09


They told me it was “absorbed”.
I can’t make shit like this up.
…..

That’s what happens when you donate to The Borg.

167
Teukka  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:47:50pm

re: #164 Charles

“Stonetoss” is an outright neo-Nazi.

I know. So no surprise he got amplified by the Elongated One.

168
Joe Bacon ✅  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:48:05pm

Stonetoss is an offensive punk. And Sleazy E shows just what a scumbag he is by embracing that goddmaned anti-Semite.

169
ipsos  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:49:21pm

Trump’s full of shit. Ken Paxton is full of shit. Ronna Romney’s full of shit.

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DodgerFan1988  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:49:52pm
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Teukka  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:52:42pm

Tuesday dose of sciency stuffs: How The Dinosaurs Actually Died

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ckkatz  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:52:55pm

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nines09  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:55:31pm

re: #166 Decatur Deb

That’s what happens when you donate to The Borg.

Ebay for instance has no people to talk to. If you have an issue you are supposed to go to “The Community” and ask questions.
ha ha ha ha ha ha
I sold a effects pedal to a dumbass once who moved and never changed his addy on PP.
I insured it, and got confirmation it was delivered.
Then he contacts me and asks where it’s at.
I said I shipped it to your addy. He goes “What addy?”
Your effing PP addy.
Silence.
He would not admit being wrong and I was stiffed without him admitting he screwed up.
Luckily I had a very good relationship with my USPS clerk. Got my money back.
He left me negative feedback, first in over a thousand positives.
Bastards…

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Charles  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:55:33pm

When the owner of XTwitter is constantly promoting and protecting white supremacists and neo-Nazis, at what point is it fair to call XTwitter “a Nazi website?”

Because I think it’s been past that point for a while. But so many journalists and news organizations continue to use it. It’s fucking sad.

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ckkatz  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:57:17pm

re: #169 ipsos

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nines09  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:58:23pm

re: #174 Charles

“It will give you Hep C and you will never get the stains off your soul. And it leads to bad choices and brain rot, but hey, everybody uses it….”

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EPR-radar  Mar 26, 2024 • 1:59:46pm

re: #149 Mattand

He has all the best words.

E.g., “Grest”.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Mar 26, 2024 • 2:00:29pm

I can’t help myself I got to ask…

Is there a Secret Classified Document shipped with every Trump Authorized Bible? 😈

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Mar 26, 2024 • 2:00:32pm

re: #174 Charles

Oh it is past that point. It is a nazi site full stop.

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Decatur Deb  Mar 26, 2024 • 2:00:56pm

re: #171 Teukka

About that astro stuff: Comet Pons/Brooks might be bare naked eye in the next few days for those in ideal conditions.
phys.org

Tonight is the expected aurora maximum, though our area has funky skies. Wife and I have seen a brilliant show as far south as Ft. Knox, in 1966.

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nines09  Mar 26, 2024 • 2:01:05pm

re: #178 Joe Bacon ✅

I can’t help myself I got to ask…

Is there a Secret Classified Document shipped with every Trump Authorized Bible? 😈

Free body lice.

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Nerdy Fish  Mar 26, 2024 • 2:01:27pm

re: #177 EPR-radar

E.g., “Grest”.

Covfefe.

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nines09  Mar 26, 2024 • 2:02:13pm

Have a slice…
The other night I was digging around and remembered this tune. 1968 and I loved it, I sang it every chance I got to stretch out and brother does he have pipes. If you can get close to holding that note with the strength he displays, you good.
They started as a Doo Wop band, and then became a soul group. This is a gem. Didn’t get the recognition that other acts got.
In my hood they were The Mighty Mighty Dells.
A vocal masterpiece.

Turn it up and swim with it.

Stay In My Corner

Here they are live many years after and still nailing it.

Stay In My Corner - The Dells

Later Lizards

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Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines  Mar 26, 2024 • 2:02:32pm

re: #158 Teukka

Lizardim, we’ve reached “Immahgrunts kolapsed da bridg.”

Gee, Elmo, is your pet cartoonist, Dox von Plano, really not aware that foreign sailors have been coming and going from US ports literally every day since before there was a US? Not to mention that the ship was almost certainly under the control of a harbor pilot. By the nature of the job, the latter would have to be a long time resident of, or commuter to, Baltimore.

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Jay C  Mar 26, 2024 • 2:03:28pm

re: #178 Joe Bacon ✅

I can’t help myself I got to ask…

Is there a Secret Classified Document shipped with every Trump Authorized Bible? 😈

No: you have to pay extra for those.

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Ferdinand  Mar 26, 2024 • 2:04:03pm

re: #120 Teukka

Heh. I live a couple blocks from Maxar HQ. We call it Starfleet Academy. Gotta find a photo

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Mar 26, 2024 • 2:04:30pm

re: #80 TedStriker

Again…

Again, ETTD.

GOOD!

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ipsos  Mar 26, 2024 • 2:04:33pm

re: #175 ckkatz

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Ferdinand  Mar 26, 2024 • 2:05:47pm

Maxar in Westminster CO

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Jay C  Mar 26, 2024 • 2:06:33pm

re: #188 ipsos

Yay!
Congrats.
Enjoy your nap.

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BeachDem  Mar 26, 2024 • 2:07:24pm

re: #177 EPR-radar

E.g., “Grest”.

And who is Joe Buden?

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Nerdy Fish  Mar 26, 2024 • 2:07:28pm

Well, my snowblower died after the last snowstorm, somehow. I’m going to get the fun of shoveling heart attack snow now.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Mar 26, 2024 • 2:07:37pm

re: #93 JC1

So RFK Jr.’s running mate had an affair with Elon Musk a few years ago while married to Google co-founder Sergey Brin. This led to Brin divorcing her.
I’m hoping that she only got a tiny fraction of the billion dollars she was seeking in the divorce settlement.

Enough to bankroll RFK for $4 mil thus far. She’s his sugar momma.

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Decatur Deb  Mar 26, 2024 • 2:07:49pm

re: #188 ipsos

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Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines  Mar 26, 2024 • 2:08:01pm

I told you the 70s were fun, leisure suits and disco notwithstanding. Just look at this, even porn stars and hippies could be flight crew in those days, the male ones anyway.

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Jay C  Mar 26, 2024 • 2:08:20pm

re: #191 BeachDem

And who is Joe Buden?

Dark Brindon’s alter ego….

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gwangung  Mar 26, 2024 • 2:11:14pm

re: #183 nines09

Oh, damn, I remember their versions of “Oh What A Night” and they’re both bangers.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 26, 2024 • 2:11:46pm

re: #195 Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines

I told you the 70s were fun, leisure suits and disco notwithstanding. Just look at this, even porn stars and hippies could be flight crew in those days, the male ones anyway.

[Embedded content]

Look at all that leg room!

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ckkatz  Mar 26, 2024 • 2:15:27pm

re: #192 Nerdy Fish

Not only in Minnesota. There was that 30” snow in Virginia back in 2016. I bought a snowblower the summer after. It’s still sitting my garage, pretty much untouched.

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Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines  Mar 26, 2024 • 2:15:50pm

re: #198 Eclectic Cyborg

Look at all that leg room!

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Nerdy Fish  Mar 26, 2024 • 2:16:45pm

re: #199 ckkatz

Not only in Minnesota. There was that 30” snow in Virginia back in 2016. I bought a snowblower the summer after. Its still sitting my garage, pretty much untouched.

[Embedded content]

My neighbors have snowblowers, I’m just too stubborn to go over and ask them.

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steve_davis  Mar 26, 2024 • 2:18:16pm

re: #52 Joe Bacon ✅

BUT WAIT

THERE’S MORE!

rawstory.com

Mike Lindell dumped by attorneys as he fights to avoid paying $5M ‘Prove Mike Wrong’ prize

this is another one of those things that I wonder about: if he doesn’t pay, he DOES actually go to jail for contempt, correct? Does he stay in jail until he pays? I’m assuming not because that would sound a lot like debtor’s prison, but does he stay in jail until he a) demonstrates somehow that he actually can’t pay, or b) does actually pay?

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Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines  Mar 26, 2024 • 2:18:43pm

re: #200 Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines

There are several versions of this meme. One of them features that woman who was arrested for taking a shit in the aisle. In the act. I forebore to copy that one.

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Decatur Deb  Mar 26, 2024 • 2:19:10pm

re: #200 Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines

[Embedded content]

“Slinging hash at 30,000 ft is slinging hash.”
—Disabused flight attendant in the 70s

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Decatur Deb  Mar 26, 2024 • 2:20:08pm

re: #201 Nerdy Fish

It’s March. Let the shit melt.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Mar 26, 2024 • 2:22:15pm

re: #191 BeachDem

And who is Joe Buden?

shhhh keep it on the DL…Just as Big John Fetterman has a body double so does President Biden!

shhhhhh keep it DL!!!!!

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nines09  Mar 26, 2024 • 2:22:21pm

re: #197 gwangung

Oh, damn, I remember their versions of “Oh What A Night” and they’re both bangers.

They moved air. I grew up loving Soul and Motown.

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Nerdy Fish  Mar 26, 2024 • 2:23:07pm

re: #205 Decatur Deb

It’s March. Let the shit melt.

I have a workman coming to the house tomorrow to start replacing my furnace and air conditioner. I don’t want him wading through 4-5 inches of snow and ice all day.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Mar 26, 2024 • 2:24:13pm

re: #200 Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines

Which is why I prefer Amtrak where you can get a 4 letter word that starts with “F” and ends with “D”

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BeenHereAwhile  Mar 26, 2024 • 4:22:35pm

re: #145 No Malarkey!

Put a Secret Service Agent outside his cell. Easy peasy.

Use Trump’s 1/6 Secret Service detail as the agent pool to draw from.


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