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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 26, 2024 • 10:47:36am

Pecker poker? Oh my !!!

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Scottish Dragon  Apr 26, 2024 • 10:49:17am

re: #1 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Pecker poker? Oh my !!!

Peter poked a Pecker?

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A Cranky One  Apr 26, 2024 • 10:51:18am

Drove Mrs Cranky to UHAUL to pick up a van to move stuff to/from her mom’s house (as she deals with the estate).

She commented on all the newly constructed trucking/warehouses being built in the area. I pointed out that the economy is strong, unemployment is down, the stock market is up and inflation is under better control in our country and so it isn’t unexpected.

And even though she stays fairly informed, she wasn’t aware. Then she asked why the Biden campaign isn’t pushing those facts.

Sigh.

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Charles Johnson  Apr 26, 2024 • 10:52:17am

It’s wild how political reporters just take it in stride when every Republican accuses them of being far-left enemies of the people who make up stories to benefit the Dems but when Dems make substantive criticisms about their obsession with the horserace or Biden’s age, they hit the fainting couches

Joshua Holland (@joshuaholland.bsky.social) 2024-04-26T17:47:04.942Z


It’s because they’re afraid of the right. Not so much the left.

Charles Johnson (@charles.littlegreenfootballs.com) 2024-04-26T17:48:09.000Z

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Joe Bacon ✅  Apr 26, 2024 • 10:53:39am

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Targetpractice  Apr 26, 2024 • 10:54:02am

The defense has no witnesses of their own and intend to spend the trial trying to discredit all the prosecution’s witnesses as though they’re the entirety of the prosecution’s case.

I mean, it’s a defense, just not a very good one because it rest heavily upon convincing the jury that the only person in the room telling the truth is a defendant who is practically legendary for being a bullshit artist.

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Belafon  Apr 26, 2024 • 10:54:07am

re: #3 A Cranky One

How does she stay informed?

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Dr. Matt  Apr 26, 2024 • 10:55:11am

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Targetpractice  Apr 26, 2024 • 10:55:25am

re: #3 A Cranky One

Drove Mrs Cranky to UHAUL to pick up a van to move stuff to/from her mom’s house (as she deals with the estate).

She commented on all the newly constructed trucking/warehouses being built in the area. I pointed out that the economy is strong, unemployment is down, the stock market is up and inflation is under better control in our country and so it isn’t unexpected.

And even though she stays fairly informed, she wasn’t aware. Then she asked why the Biden campaign isn’t pushing those facts.

Sigh.

It’s the same way that if you tune into the local news, you’d swear that crime is every bit as bad as the darkest days of the 1970s and you can’t walk down the street without a very real danger of being shanked, robbed, or raped.

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jaunte  Apr 26, 2024 • 10:55:30am

re: #6 Targetpractice

“All these lying nobodies are lying about our world famous liar.”

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Charles Johnson  Apr 26, 2024 • 10:56:01am

re: #5 Joe Bacon ✅

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No Malarkey!  Apr 26, 2024 • 10:56:29am

re: #3 A Cranky One

Drove Mrs Cranky to UHAUL to pick up a van to move stuff to/from her mom’s house (as she deals with the estate).

She commented on all the newly constructed trucking/warehouses being built in the area. I pointed out that the economy is strong, unemployment is down, the stock market is up and inflation is under better control in our country and so it isn’t unexpected.

And even though she stays fairly informed, she wasn’t aware. Then she asked why the Biden campaign isn’t pushing those facts.

Sigh.

American voters have memories about as strong as Dory’s. So come this Fall, when it matters, the Biden Campaign is going to use its warchest to saturate the airwaves in the swing states with the story the campaign wants to tell to get its voters to the polls voting for President Biden.

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Apr 26, 2024 • 10:59:08am

re: #8 Dr. Matt

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Our lord and savior Donald Trump’s face is in the shadow of his magnificent extremely-thick hair, libtard.

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:00:13am

re: #9 Targetpractice

It’s the same way that if you tune into the local news, you’d swear that crime is every bit as bad as the darkest days of the 1970s and you can’t walk down the street without a very real danger of being shanked, robbed, or raped.

Classrooms, on the other hand, do sound like the streets of NYC in the 70s.

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Targetpractice  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:00:42am

re: #4 Charles Johnson

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Oh, you also saw the Politico scoop that Sulzberger is so pissed that after months of pushing “Biden is a senile old man!!!” stories, Joe won’t sit down with the Times for an interview? That he’d rather talk with Howard Stern than Maggie Habberman?

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No Malarkey!  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:00:54am

re: #6 Targetpractice

The defense has no witnesses of their own and intend to spend the trial trying to discredit all the prosecution’s witnesses as though they’re the entirety of the prosecution’s case.

I mean, it’s a defense, just not a very good one because it rest heavily upon convincing the jury that the only person in the room telling the truth is a defendant who is practically legendary for being a bullshit artist.

You go with what you’ve got as a defense attorney. It’s not like they can put Trump on the stand (that would be a disastrous mistake I dearly hope they make), or forge documentary evidence, or produce witnesses to testify how concerned Trump was to spare Melania, who was his mistress when he was married to Marla, from finding out he cheated on her.

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A Cranky One  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:02:09am

re: #7 Belafon

How does she stay informed?

Normally, she’s very informed. When I mention stories (particularly political stories) she’s aware of the issues.

However, she gets most of her news from various Reddit groups. Not ideal.

It does illustrate, however, how the right wing noise machine suppresses positive news about the economy, crime, etc.

It also illustrates the battle we need to win to keep voters informed, and the issues with the Biden campaign to get the positive news out to the public.

Having said that, she spends a lot of time in her sewing room working on quilts and listening to audio books. Not a political junky like me.

I think she’s also a bit disconnected trying to deal with her mom’s estate, my health issues (total shoulder replacement), etc.

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Targetpractice  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:02:27am

re: #14 🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈

Classrooms, on the other hand, do sound like the streets of NYC in the 70s.

Well, that’s only because those Birkenstock-wearin’ hippies won’t start packin’ heat in the classrooms! Why, back in my day, we didn’t have no school shootin’s because if we acted up they beat the tar out of us! WE GONE TOO SOFT ON KIDS THESE DAYS!!!

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lawhawk  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:06:23am

re: #14 🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈

As a child of the NYC 1970s, and was a product of NYC public schools, I can state unequivocally that all the claims that crime is out of control today is total unadulterated bulkshit on a stick.

Crime is at or near multidecade lows. The covid/post-covid crime spikes appear to be localized and temporary, but every news outfit posts about crime on NYC subways, which have more users per day than all but live in LA and the greater Chicago or DFW areas. In other words, the crime rates are low and NYC remains the safest large city in the nation. Cities and localities in Red States have far higher crime rates, but since they’re dispersed among wider areas, no one seems to notice or care.

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Lancelot Link Returns!  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:06:24am

(from last thread)
One sign at a protest may not be attributable to the group protesting:

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Charles Johnson  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:06:50am

Trump glaring at what used to be his pecker.

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Scottish Dragon  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:07:45am

re: #21 Charles Johnson

Trump glaring at what used to be his pecker.

Pasty and flaccid. Sad.

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garzooma  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:11:30am

Interesting talk at Princeton Wednesday by Taner Akcam on denialism and racism:

Princeton Armenian Society hosts first Turkish scholar to acknowledge Armenian genocide

Taner Akçam, the inaugural director of the Armenian Genocide Research Program at the University of California, Los Angeles, sat down with the co-president of the Princeton Armenian Society Hayk Yengibaryan ‘26 on Wednesday, April 24 to discuss the history and motives for the continued Turkish denial of the Armenian Genocide.

The talk, which took place in McCosh Hall 50 on Armenian Genocide Remembrance Day, focused on denial of the Armenian genocide, which Akçam described as “an intrinsic part” of how the genocide is remembered. Armenian Genocide Remembrance Day is held annually to honor the victims of the Armenian genocide, during which at least 600,000 Armenians were killed.
[…]
In drawing comparisons to American society, Akçam stated that denialism should be considered when people speak about racism.

“We should consider denialism with racism, because it is a structural problem with society. The system, the mindset, and the institution that created denialism, continues today as [in] the case of slavery or racism in American society today.”
[…]

Dr. Akcam had been profiled in the NYT in a story ‘Sherlock Holmes of Armenian Genocide’ Uncovers Lost Evidence

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Mattand  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:12:00am

re: #21 Charles Johnson

Trump glaring at what used to be his pecker.

I saw the bit about how Pecker had to hold back tears yesterday when saying he still thinks of Trump as a friend, and I about threw up in my mouth.

What the fuck is it with this guy that other rich, powerful people want to shove their heads up his ass?

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A Three Hour Tour  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:12:33am

re: #18 Targetpractice

Well, that’s only because those Birkenstock-wearin’ hippies won’t start packin’ heat in the classrooms! Why, back in my day, we didn’t have no school shootin’s because if we acted up they beat the tar out of us! WE GONE TOO SOFT ON KIDS THESE DAYS!!!

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“Ever since they got rid of God in the classroom, kids have been running wild like savage punks. Now it’s like something outta “Class of 1984” crossed with “Mad Max.” If you want kids to shape up, you gotta bring back the beatings and the Bibles like Gawd and Reagan intended, I tell ya!”

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No Malarkey!  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:14:06am

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Unabogie  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:14:16am

re: #24 Mattand

I saw the bit about how Pecker had to hold back tears yesterday when saying he still thinks of Trump as a friend, and I about threw up in my mouth.

What the fuck is it with this guy that other rich, powerful people want to shove their heads up his ass?

I’ve long said that had Trump become a standup comedian, he’d have been pretty good at it. But no one would say that Andrew Dice Clay should hold the nuclear codes.

That part just baffles me.

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Vicious Babushka  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:15:44am

re: #27 Unabogie

I’ve long said that had Trump become a standup comedian, he’d have been pretty good at it. But no one would say that Andrew Dice Clay should hold the nuclear codes.

That part just baffles me.

Trump sucks at comedy because all his “jokes” are puerile insults that true insult comics would snicker at.

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A Cranky One  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:15:48am

I have a fantasy where the defense in the election interference claims Stormy Daniels didn’t have sex with TFG. Only to have her describe TFG’s genitals in detail.

At which point the prosecutors demand to see TFGs genitals to confirm her testimony.

Stupid, I know, but it would be a hoot.

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Mattand  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:17:04am

re: #27 Unabogie

I’ve long said that had Trump become a standup comedian, he’d have been pretty good at it. But no one would say that Andrew Dice Clay should hold the nuclear codes.

That part just baffles me.

I read something the other day (I think it may have been Cracked) where Dice was saying that Trump stole a lot of his act.

I’m kinda like two entirely different noxious weeds can evolve independently from one another.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:17:49am

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:18:17am

re: #26 No Malarkey!

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Does he always look surprised, or did they choose that photo to go with the news?

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Targetpractice  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:20:15am

re: #26 No Malarkey!

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Obviously Biden ordered the Romanian government to persecute him like this, because there’s no way that he’d ever do such a thing!

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Charles Johnson  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:20:31am

Video support coming soon to Bluesky.

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:20:42am

Checked Google images. They did choose the best photo for the great news.

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garzooma  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:22:02am

re: #32 🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈

Does he always look surprised, or did they choose that photo to go with the news?

Heh, for a minute there I thought you were referring to the dog on the National Lampoon cover, and I was going to say “the same expression for over 50 years”:-).

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(((Archangel1)))  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:22:08am

re: #31 Eclectic Cyborg

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I chuckled, then very quickly thought to myself “wait, that’s oddly specific” and googled it. OMFG. What the hell is WRONG with that woman.

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Charles Johnson  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:22:42am

For years, the right wing justices have seen many things—union organizing, environmental regulations, voting rights—as harbingers of tyranny. But a legal theory that would lead to actual tyranny didn’t sound so bad to them. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc…

Adam Serwer (@adamserwer.bsky.social) 2024-04-26T15:22:50.121Z

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Mattand  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:22:53am

re: #28 Vicious Babushka

Trump sucks at comedy because all his “jokes” are puerile insults that true insult comics would snicker at.

Comedy seems to be swinging in that direction, between Shane Gillis and that other kid. I forget his name, but he got his start on Tik Tok, became huge, and got a Netflix special. Opens the special with a “joke” about giving a woman a black eye.

It’s gonna be rough ride in comedy for a while.

As for insult comics: not a fan of the genre. I know I’m supposed to worship Don Rickles as some kind of comedy supergenius, but his act always struck me as saying the most vile thing possible and then tacking on an insincere “Hey, I’m just kidding here!”

Like every other conservative comic working today.

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The Ghost of a Flea  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:26:40am

re: #4 Charles Johnson

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They’re afraid of the right cutting off access and thus ruining their operational model. They rely on the center-left to play according to polite norms.

But they’re also not afraid of the right because they can perceive how they could persist in a reactionary system—more stenography.
And they’re afraid of the center-left because even minimal good-faith engagement with the rules might bring accountability to kind of people that own media conglomerates.

There’s no engagement with the left because the left has no power, but also because the left are indifferent to the norms that allow the press to pose as objective outsiders to politics. The “left” is just whatever they need it to be to scare normal people.

But perhaps more relevant than fear is…contempt.

Beltway journalists envision themselves as above categories, and their access grants them a sense of omniscience that produces the “enlightened both-sides take” that appease their owners—who want to be assured that their power and wealth has no implications of bias in how they guide their mouthpieces—and their managers—who are trying to sell papers to as many people as possible and thus don’t want to alienate anyone through truth—and especially the kind of whigs that imagine themselves as sophisticatedly apolitical—America having taught them that having money and creating systems to hold that money dynastically is apolitical but also virtuous.

Republicans only elicit contempt from these people when they’re embarrassing: especially rude, especially crass. Their actual wielding of power rarely elicits comment, though, because their policy can be viewed as meritocratic-if-insensitive. Democrats catch far more contempt because even mild liberalism contains the suggestion that capital is power and those with capital bend the framework of rights and legislation in ways that are political. Socialists and anarchists are absolutely explicit that capital is political, that equal rights cannot abide the power-accruing action of capital, and are thus despised, the labels effectively used to cast a policy position outside of the realm of the sane or the possible.

Occasionally some progressive will be made into a moral pet—whigs derive great satisfaction from performing open-mindedness—until their statements become too relevant, at which point they’re returned to Coventry. The best kind of progressives are old, dead ones that can be bowdlerized such that their past radicalism was in fact, whiggish civility and working within norms of power.

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Scottish Dragon  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:27:31am

re: #39 Mattand

Comedy seems to be swinging in that direction, between Shane Gillis and that other kid. I forget his name, but he got his start on Tik Tok, became huge, and got a Netflix special. Opens the special with a “joke” about giving a woman a black eye.

It’s gonna be rough ride in comedy for a while.

As for insult comics: not a fan of the genre. I know I’m supposed to worship Don Rickles as some kind of comedy supergenius, but his act always struck me as saying the most vile thing possible and then tacking on an insincere “Hey, I’m just kidding here!”

Like every other conservative comic working today.

Rickles worked the Borscht Belt in the 60’s and 70’s. His act is very particular in time and place and audience, and doesn’t necessarily work outside that zone.

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Targetpractice  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:27:33am

re: #25 A Three Hour Tour

“Ever since they got rid of God in the classroom, kids have been running wild like savage punks. Now it’s like something outta “Class of 1984” crossed with “Mad Max.” If you want kids to shape up, you gotta bring back the beatings and the Bibles like Gawd and Reagan intended, I tell ya!”

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It’s funny that by the time I myself was in high school, all those “Schools are out of control with the drugs and the violence and the rock and roll!” had mostly been reduced to parodies and satire, replaced instead with teen dramas where suddenly actors in their 20s to 30s were portraying high school teens as tortured poets and hopeless romantics.

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Charles Johnson  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:28:39am

re: #39 Mattand

Check out the Alex Edelman special on HBO, “Just For Us.”

One of the best comedy shows I’ve seen recently.

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Dr. Matt  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:28:57am

re: #26 No Malarkey!

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And Tuckkker will continue to defend him.

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:29:56am

re: #43 Charles Johnson

Check out the Alex Edelman special on HBO, “Just For Us.”

One of the best comedy shows I’ve seen recently.

I watched it because it was mentioned here before, and it’s excellent.

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Egregious Philbin  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:31:57am

re: #39 Mattand

We go out to comedy shows a lot, but there are a ton of bad comics out there. We saw Gary Gullman last month, he was amazing, we had tickets to Maria Bamford, but it got postponed. We saw Jeff Ross, Mark Maron, Emo Phillips, Pete Holmes, Dave Atell, and we got to see the late, great and sorely missed Gilbert Gottfried twice, and got to meet him afterwards, such a nice guy.

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:31:59am

re: #44 Dr. Matt

And Tuckkker will continue to defend him.

By posting crank videos on a white nationalist’s social media site.
Tucker is just sad now.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:32:11am

re: #15 Targetpractice

Oh, you also saw the Politico scoop that Sulzberger is so pissed that after months of pushing “Biden is a senile old man!!!” stories, Joe won’t sit down with the Times for an interview? That he’d rather talk with Howard Stern than Maggie Habberman?

And right now we know Sulzberger is throwing a fit in his office!

And that’s a good thing!

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BlueSpotinAL ✅  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:32:13am

re: #299 GlutenFreeJesus

Was one of the 14 names In-N-Out Borgers?

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Egregious Philbin  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:32:50am

re: #43 Charles Johnson

That was an amazing show. I had never seen him before, but he was on Maron’s podcast and I listened and was intrigued. Funny stuff.

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BlueSpotinAL ✅  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:37:45am

re: #29 A Cranky One

I have a fantasy where the defense in the election interference claims Stormy Daniels didn’t have sex with TFG. Only to have her describe TFG’s genitals in detail.

At which point the prosecutors demand to see TFGs genitals to confirm her testimony.

Stupid, I know, but it would be a hoot.

Bailiff, get a magnifying glass for the jury!

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The Ghost of a Flea  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:39:09am

re: #339 Scottish Dragon

Alito will quote a witch burner from 1635 to explain why trans ppl can be put to the question with hot tongs and splinters under fingernails.

He’ll cite Scalia citing 24 to justify torture.

Then he’ll argue than transsexuality is terrorism because existing in 3D space or communicating about trans-ness is advocacy, advocacy is protest, and protesters share collective guilt with all other protesters which means that they support terrorists.

Terrorism is, of course, whatever conservatives vibe it to be on any given Wednesday.

Why delve to the bottom of the legal freezer for Puritan logic when you can just reheat the leftovers of the War on Terror?

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(((Archangel1)))  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:40:37am
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No Malarkey!  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:40:48am

Guess what this guy isn’t?

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:43:07am

re: #54 No Malarkey!

Guess what this guy isn’t?

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Muslim, trans, a drag queen, or a challenging book.

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Targetpractice  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:43:11am

re: #54 No Malarkey!

Guess what this guy isn’t?

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Speaking of warming up leftovers, Nancy might want to pull the “Culture of Corruption” moniker out of storage and pass it on to Jeffries to use in November.

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Hecuba's daughter  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:43:50am

re: #6 Targetpractice

The defense has no witnesses of their own and intend to spend the trial trying to discredit all the prosecution’s witnesses as though they’re the entirety of the prosecution’s case.

I mean, it’s a defense, just not a very good one because it rest heavily upon convincing the jury that the only person in the room telling the truth is a defendant who is practically legendary for being a bullshit artist.

But if the defendant doesn’t testify and there are no defense witnesses, how do you demonstrate his story is true? Do you prove that everyone else is lying through written records? Or get prosecution witnesses to contradict themselves?

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Scottish Dragon  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:44:20am

re: #52 The Ghost of a Flea

He’ll cite Scalia citing 24 to justify torture.

Then he’ll argue than transsexuality is terrorism because existing in 3D space or communicating about trans-ness is advocacy, advocacy is protest, and protesters share collective guilt with all other protesters which means that they support terrorists.

Terrorism is, of course, whatever conservatives vibe it to be on any given Wednesday.

Why delve to the bottom of the legal freezer for Puritan logic when you can just reheat the leftovers of the War on Terror?

Because he has an actual thing for quoting 17th century witch hunters (see his opinion overturning Roe), and that’s one hell of a tell.

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Scottish Dragon  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:45:22am

re: #54 No Malarkey!

Guess what this guy isn’t?

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Kern County. The Satanic Panic capital of California.

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No Malarkey!  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:45:51am

re: #57 Hecuba’s daughter

But if the defendant doesn’t testify and there are no defense witnesses, how do you demonstrate his story is true? Do you prove that everyone else is lying through written records? Or get prosecution witnesses to contradict themselves?

The defense doesn’t have to prove anything; the prosecution has to prove its case beyond a reasonable doubt. So you poke holes in the prosecution’s evidence and try to impeach their witnesses, then tell the jury there is too much doubt for them to convict. Sometimes it works.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:46:11am

re: #41 Scottish Dragon

Rickles worked the Borscht Belt in the 60’s and 70’s. His act is very particular in time and place and audience, and doesn’t necessarily work outside that zone.

But he sure could act—Twilight Zone, Casino, All those AIP pictures

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Randall Gross  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:46:36am

re: #52 The Ghost of a Flea

He’ll cite Scalia citing 24 to justify torture.

Then he’ll argue than transsexuality is terrorism because existing in 3D space or communicating about trans-ness is advocacy, advocacy is protest, and protesters share collective guilt with all other protesters which means that they support terrorists.

Terrorism is, of course, whatever conservatives vibe it to be on any given Wednesday.

Why delve to the bottom of the legal freezer for Puritan logic when you can just reheat the leftovers of the War on Terror?

Ah yes … Jack Bauer, who held many delusions but main among them was his belief that he could tell when people were lying, so under exigent circumstance he’d just have to torture x or y to find out 1 or 2… I watched that show like a fiend when I was in the clash of civilizations crowd, but even then I knew it was wrong.

& iirc, never once did one of the writers have the balls to let him torture the wrong person, who really wasn’t lying, within an inch of their life.

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The Ghost of a Flea  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:47:02am

re: #58 Scottish Dragon

Because he has an actual thing for quoting 17th century witch hunters (see his opinion overturning Roe), and that’s one hell of a tell.

Guilty admission: I’m mocking the entirety of America and it’s “a witch floats because she’s made of wood, therefore a witch will weigh the same as a duck; therefore put ducks in Guantanomo” thought process when it comes to anything they’re uncomfortable with.

Your statement was far more apt at pinning the man himself.

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Targetpractice  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:48:22am

re: #57 Hecuba’s daughter

But if the defendant doesn’t testify and there are no defense witnesses, how do you demonstrate his story is true? Do you prove that everyone else is lying through written records? Or get prosecution witnesses to contradict themselves?

That’s the long and short of their case: “The prosecution’s witnesses are liars, sleaze-mongers, or both so they have no case.” Such as the bollocking they got yesterday for trying to claim Pecker stated two different things in two different interviews, leading to the judge dismissing the jury for the day so he could read them the Riot Act for trying to fabricate a “lie.”

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Scottish Dragon  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:48:37am

re: #61 Joe Bacon ✅

But he sure could act—Twilight Zone, Casino, All those AIP pictures

He was funny AF in Kelly’s Heroes

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Charles Johnson  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:48:51am

Trump’s long-time personal assistant Rhona Graff is next on the stand.

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The Ghost of a Flea  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:49:06am

re: #59 Scottish Dragon

Kern County. The Satanic Panic capital of California.

THE SATANISTS CAN’T TAKE THE KIDS IF THEY’RE IN BED WITH YOU

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Scottish Dragon  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:49:11am

re: #63 The Ghost of a Flea

Guilty admission: I’m mocking the entirety of America and it’s “a witch floats because she’s made of wood, therefore a witch will weigh the same as a duck” thought process when it comes to anything they’re uncomfortable.

Your statement was far more apt at pinning the man himself.

I got better…..

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Scottish Dragon  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:50:02am

re: #66 Charles Johnson

Trump’s long-time personal assistant Rhona Graff is next on the stand.

The writers for this season are just fucking with us now on character names.

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jaunte  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:50:19am

re: #54 No Malarkey!

@jysexton.bsky.social

In researching the next book a trauma expert told me offhandedly she believed most political issues and controversies came down to an argument over whether kids and young people should suffer the same abuse as the previous generation and boy oh boy is that on my mind a lot recently.

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Targetpractice  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:50:50am

re: #69 Scottish Dragon

The writers for this season are just fucking with us now on character names.

ChatGPT isn’t all that imaginative.

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Randall Gross  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:50:57am
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sizzzzlerz  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:51:07am

re: #31 Eclectic Cyborg

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I just read about this over on DKos. She was proud about killing a puppy that behaved like a puppy with absolutely no training what so ever. She’s was actually bragging about it.until she started getting negative reviews. She then went into CYA mode, attempting to walk it back. No such luck.

If she does get the VP spot, the Clark Griswald ads are just waiting to be written, along with a nickname of “puppy killer”.

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Targetpractice  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:52:26am

re: #70 jaunte

@jysexton.bsky.social

Talk about things older than dirt. You can find texts going back to the Greeks (if not farther) to the effect of “Young people these days don’t know how good they got it!”

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Romantic Heretic  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:53:20am

re: #9 Targetpractice

There’s good money in selling the drugs fear, anger, and hate.

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jaunte  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:54:49am
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BeenHereAwhile  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:55:25am

re: #29 A Cranky One

I have a fantasy where the defense in the election interference claims Stormy Daniels didn’t have sex with TFG. Only to have her describe TFG’s genitals in detail.

At which point the prosecutors demand to see TFGs genitals to confirm her testimony.

Stupid, I know, but it would be a hoot.

In a 1980s FL trial, a defendant on trial for rape claimed he was innocent because he was “too well endowed” the be able to have sex with his accuser. I don’t recall that became a defense exhibit.

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Scottish Dragon  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:55:27am

re: #73 sizzzzlerz

I just read about this over on DKos. She was proud about killing a puppy that behaved like a puppy with absolutely no trainimg what so ever. She’s was actually bragging about it.until she started getting negative reviews. She then went into CYA mode, attempting to walk it back. No such luck.

If she does get the VP spot, the Clark Griswald ads are just waiting to be written, along with a nickname of “puppy killer”.

I’m hearing even the MAGA base is roasting her. It’s utterly insane to do that to an excitable 14 month old dog you’ve barely spent any field time with.

If you conclude the dog just isn’t hunting material, you turn her loose to get rats etc around the yard and getting hugs from the kids. That’s her job. I’m trying to wrap my head around what she did and I simply can’t. It’s actual sociopathy stuff.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:56:56am

re: #46 Egregious Philbin

Memories of seeing Gilbert at Du-Par’s in the Los Angeles Farmer’s Market. He was eating a stack of their famous pancakes…and he said his taste buds were having an orgasm with every bite. Everyone couldn’t stop laughing…

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:57:33am

re: #78 Scottish Dragon

I’m hearing even the MAGA base is roasting her. It’s utterly insane to do that to an excitable 14 month old dog you’ve barely spent any field time with.

If you conclude the dog just isn’t hunting material, you turn her loose to get rats etc around the yard and getting hugs from the kids. That’s her job. I’m trying to wrap my head around what she did and I simply can’t. It’s actual sociopathy stuff.

Even without the bragging, she acted like a sociopath. The bragging is just insane.

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sizzzzlerz  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:57:45am

re: #78 Scottish Dragon

I’m hearing even the MAGA base is roasting her. It’s utterly insane to do that to an excitable 14 month old dog you’ve barely spent any field time with.

If you conclude the dog just isn’t hunting material, you turn her loose to get rats etc around the yard and getting hugs from the kids. That’s her job. I’m trying to wrap my head around what she did and I simply can’t. It’s actual sociopathy stuff.

Or find someone to take her.

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jaunte  Apr 26, 2024 • 11:59:33am
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Decatur Deb  Apr 26, 2024 • 12:02:08pm

re: #74 Targetpractice

Talk about things older than dirt. You can find texts going back to the Greeks (if not farther) to the effect of “Young people these days don’t know how good they got it!”

Sixth Dynasty Egypt: The Complaint of the Priest of Ptah.
ganino.com

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BeenHereAwhile  Apr 26, 2024 • 12:04:23pm

re: #61 Joe Bacon ✅

But he sure could act—Twilight Zone, Casino, All those AIP pictures

“Big Drag”

imdb.com

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Romantic Heretic  Apr 26, 2024 • 12:06:29pm

re: #40 The Ghost of a Flea

See Burke, Edmund.

A ‘conservative’ for decades now in spite of the fact that he was a influential progressive in his time.

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Jay C  Apr 26, 2024 • 12:06:29pm

re: #81 sizzzzlerz

re: #78 Scottish Dragon

I’m hearing even the MAGA base is roasting her. It’s utterly insane to do that to an excitable 14 month old dog you’ve barely spent any field time with.
If you conclude the dog just isn’t hunting material, you turn her loose to get rats etc around the yard and getting hugs from the kids. That’s her job. I’m trying to wrap my head around what she did and I simply can’t. It’s actual sociopathy stuff.

Or find someone to take her.

SRSLY - this is disgusting; even for South Dakota: does Noem think this is going to play well with the public, and make her look like some sort of “tough frontier” type? Or that there are no animal-lovers out there in the rest of the country who are going to be revolted by this?
Sociopathy IS what’s at play here: and yeah: “puppy-killer” ought to be a prominent theme in any campaign she is involved in.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Apr 26, 2024 • 12:08:44pm

A Match Made In Hell!

Donald Trump Jr. Urged to Take Over the NRA

April 26, 2024 at 1:34 pm EDT By Taegan Goddard 21 Comments

“A key member of the National Rifle Association and ally of former President Donald Trump is pitching Donald Trump Jr. to take over for former NRA Executive Vice President Wayne LaPierre,” the Washington Examiner reports.

politicalwire.com

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The Ghost of a Flea  Apr 26, 2024 • 12:09:00pm

re: #70 jaunte

Stanford.

Founded by eugenicist Leland Stanford.
Host of Lewis Turman, inventor of the Stanford-Binet IQ tests for the explicit purpose of demarcating racial lack of intellect in Blacks and Hispanics.
Home to the Hoover Institute and it’s libertarian trashbaby publications, justifier of countless exploitation and terror schemes under the umbrella of “anticommunism.”
Notable for limiting Jewish enrollment and denying it until 2022
Intellectual engine of some of the worst shit to happen in the 20th century.
Seedbed of the California ideology and thus grandparent of the current techbro fascists.

Gee, those students sure were up their ass and failing to understand the “disinterested pursuit of truth.”

Apolitical and neutral de facto mean “the status quo is axiomatically what is possible” which is why the invocation of objectivity is used to shut down critique rather than initiate the process of doing objectivity through proofing.

It’s the signifier without the signified. The process of objectiveness is constantly ongoing, is always an inquiry; the state of objectivity presented as inviolable is a canard.

Fuck, I’m tired.

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Belafon  Apr 26, 2024 • 12:14:02pm
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Colère Tueur de Lapin ✅  Apr 26, 2024 • 12:17:24pm

re: #68 Scottish Dragon

I got better…..

Beat me to it.

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Targetpractice  Apr 26, 2024 • 12:17:28pm

re: #86 Jay C

SRSLY - this is disgusting; even for South Dakota: does Noem think this is going to play well with the public, and make her look like some sort of “tough frontier” type? Or that there are no animal-lovers out there in the rest of the country who are going to be revolted by this?
Sociopathy IS what’s at play here: and yeah: “puppy-killer” ought to be a prominent theme in any campaign she is involved in.

Based on the excerpts I’ve seen from the portion of the book in question, the answer is a solid “Yes.” She took a 14-month old puppy with virtually no training out on a hunting trip, decided in less than a day that it was useless as a hunting dog, states she hated it after the same puppy killed another farmer’s chickens on the very same day, then admits taking pleasure in shooting it in front of a group of construction workers.

All that would in itself be disgusting and cruel, but now she’s (what else?) trying to act the victim by arguing that it was “necessary” and claiming that it’s no different from three horses they had to put down recently. IOW, she is totally trying to put on that “tough farmer” act to excuse murdering a puppy in what sounds like a fit of rage.

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 26, 2024 • 12:17:28pm

re: #77 BeenHereAwhile

In a 1980s FL trial, a defendant on trial for rape claimed he was innocent because he was “too well endowed” the be able to have sex with his accuser. I don’t recall that became a defense exhibit.

Now that’s quite a…novel defense.

“Your Honor, I’m so well-endowed, if you saw it, you’d say that John Holmes was hung like a housefly.”

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darthstar  Apr 26, 2024 • 12:18:15pm
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Belafon  Apr 26, 2024 • 12:18:44pm

There’s rotation on the weather radars and reports of semis being overturned south of Dallas west of Ennis.

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darthstar  Apr 26, 2024 • 12:18:51pm

I didn’t know these women… but I had them on speed dial

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rhuarc  Apr 26, 2024 • 12:19:47pm

Regarding dog-killer Noem. It’s going to be disgusting watching all the right wing sycophants coming out to defend her and justifying why it’s totally normal for someone to kill a dog in this fashion because that’s how you do it in flyover country and you coastal elites just wouldn’t understand. The fact that we’re outraged is a sure sign that we’re weak snowflakes who shouldn’t be allowed to have any power.

It’s going to be even worse than when Romeny had to be defended over strapping a dog to the roof or whatever part of the car he strapped his family dog to.

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Apr 26, 2024 • 12:21:22pm

re: #95 darthstar

This must be someone else’s phone even thought has my name on it.

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Charles Johnson  Apr 26, 2024 • 12:23:31pm

re: #96 rhuarc

Anyone who would kill a puppy so casually, for so little reason, and then brag about it is the kind of person who wouldn’t hesitate to kill human beings.

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Jay C  Apr 26, 2024 • 12:25:28pm

re: #86 Jay C

ADD:

OK: I read through that dKos piece on Kristi Noem; and a little more info came into focus.

1. Apparently, she really DOES want to paint herself as the unsentimental, “tough” ranch-country type*, thinking this will be some sort sort of positive on any putative campaign trail.

2. Noem decided to kill the dog after it attacked and killed some of a neighbors’ chickens - which she had to pay for (no excuse, IMO). That she did so by taking it “out back” and shooting it herself is, one supposes, typical for the area: it’s the bragging about it that’s the sociopathy…

3. Anyone else notice that Kristi Noem looks very much like the “Trump type” in the Marla/Melania/Alina/Kimberly/Lara mold? No wonder he’s thinking of her as a VP nod… (blecccch!)

*Kristi Noem was actually born and raised on a ranch in rural SD; still no excuse.

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steve_davis  Apr 26, 2024 • 12:26:27pm

re: #61 Joe Bacon ✅

But he sure could act—Twilight Zone, Casino, All those AIP pictures

A thoroughly underestimated comedian was Peter Falk. For those who haven’t seen it, go to YouTube and search for him in character as Columbo at a frank sinatra roast. I don’t know how much was rehearsed versus how much was improv, but he has a tableful of professional comics, and the audience, howling.

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Apr 26, 2024 • 12:28:04pm

re: #99 Jay C

Shooting a dog because you’re not responsible enough to take care of it sure looks like sociopathy to me. Dogs are pets in America.

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Scottish Dragon  Apr 26, 2024 • 12:29:06pm

re: #98 Charles Johnson

Anyone who would kill a puppy so casually, for so little reason, and then brag about it is the kind of person who wouldn’t hesitate to kill human beings.

And then she killed their goat because male goat does male goat stuff.

And she fucked that up and left the animal to suffer next to Cricket in the gravel pit while she found more shotgun shells and then shot the goat again.

In front of stunned workers.

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Jay C  Apr 26, 2024 • 12:31:49pm

PS: my posts at #86 and #99* were VERY slow loading. Anyone else seeing this problem (again)??

* resemblance to agents of CONTROL purely accidental

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Targetpractice  Apr 26, 2024 • 12:32:43pm

re: #98 Charles Johnson

Anyone who would kill a puppy so casually, for so little reason, and then brag about it is the kind of person who wouldn’t hesitate to kill human beings.

That is the part that I believe it turning so many stomachs. She killed a 14-month old puppy in what appears as a fit of pique would be something most of us would hide, an embarrassing moment that we kept quiet out of worry about what others would think of someone who could be so needlessly cruel.

Then again, remember that we’re talking about a party that idolized Sarah Palin for (among other things) taking pride in shooting wolves from a helicopter. Or Joni Ernst boasting about castratin’ hogs on the farm.

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Apr 26, 2024 • 12:33:57pm

re: #103 Jay C

Yes. I see it too.

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sizzzzlerz  Apr 26, 2024 • 12:34:45pm

re: #91 Targetpractice

Based on the excerpts I’ve seen from the portion of the book in question, the answer is a solid “Yes.” She took a 14-month old puppy with virtually no training out on a hunting trip, decided in less than a day that it was useless as a hunting dog, states she hated it after the same puppy killed another farmer’s chickens on the very same day, then admits taking pleasure in shooting it in front of a group of construction workers.

Killing those chickens is the owner”s responsibility. How is letting an untrained dog loose in a barn yard the fault of a dog, being, you know, A FUCKING DOG! Your child shoplifts a toy from a store, you don”t hit him, you teach him not to do that again (ask me how I know).

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Mattand  Apr 26, 2024 • 12:35:18pm

re: #46 Egregious Philbin

We go out to comedy shows a lot, but there are a ton of bad comics out there. We saw Gary Gullman last month, he was amazing, we had tickets to Maria Bamford, but it got postponed. We saw Jeff Ross, Mark Maron, Emo Phillips, Pete Holmes, Dave Atell, and we got to see the late, great and sorely missed Gilbert Gottfried twice, and got to meet him afterwards, such a nice guy.

EMO!!! Walking definition of “Underappreciated comic who deserves all the awards”.

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Lancelot Link Returns!  Apr 26, 2024 • 12:35:31pm

re: #98 Charles Johnson

Sounds like a common Huckabee

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Charles Johnson  Apr 26, 2024 • 12:36:13pm

Yes, I’m still hunting slow queries.

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Charles Johnson  Apr 26, 2024 • 12:36:59pm

You might see slowdowns as I optimize some more tables in the DB.

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Mattand  Apr 26, 2024 • 12:37:20pm

re: #87 Joe Bacon ✅

Donald Trump Jr. Urged to Take Over the NRA

Please proceed, Governor.

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The Ghost of a Flea  Apr 26, 2024 • 12:37:57pm

re: #86 Jay C

SRSLY - this is disgusting; even for South Dakota: does Noem think this is going to play well with the public, and make her look like some sort of “tough frontier” type? Or that there are no animal-lovers out there in the rest of the country who are going to be revolted by this?
Sociopathy IS what’s at play here: and yeah: “puppy-killer” ought to be a prominent theme in any campaign she is involved in.

Admittedly I’m on a tear, but…

…whether or not it works I can understand what’s being attempted.

In their mythos conservatives are wielders of an expedient hardness that comes from the norms and values of yeomen farmers and pioneers. This isn’t true—before getting to the “yes, I’m throwing shit at them” portion of things, it’s just incredibly hard to actually have that kind of life in the current capital system. Farms are large operation with sophisticated logistics; hunting is a hobby not a subsistence strategy; everything is financialized such that utility is no longer measured with the same existential need for expedience as a subsistence farmer, or even a partly-financialized farm like my Mom grew up on.

Like, people in rural areas do put down animals, but that’s the in extremis option, and the end-point of putting one down is putting in an enormous effort to make that animal functional. I can see someone putting down a chicken killing dog because those chickens represent food or money…that is a thing that happens. But what stands out to me is that…again…what the fuck are you doing buying a dog with no training and letting it move freely on a farm? I’m not exactly rural-raised, but that’s a human error; you’re not good at what you’re doing or competent if you have to shoot the dog…you fucked up, there’s nothing to be proud of, it only had to be done because you didn’t do any of the intermediate responsible actions.

But conservative myths are built around an audience of mostly petit bourgeois suburbanites who spend their surpluses on simulacra of tradition, so this is a story that some of them will jibe with: they want to be hard which paradoxically makes them entirely different than the people they’re emulating.

They don’t see what past generations of rural people did as mechanically necessary, but as morally necessary, because in their heads pastoralism has qualia—wholesomeness, strength, wisdom—that they wish to adorn themselves with. They can’t understand that their choice to behave the same way renders the whole thing inauthentic, a gesture.

Which is how you get a dumbass shooting an untrained dog in an attempt to perform expedience while self-aware that she is doing so for an audience.

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Targetpractice  Apr 26, 2024 • 12:41:23pm

re: #106 sizzzzlerz

Killing those chickens is the owner”s responsibility. How is letting an untrained dog loose in a barn yard the fault of a dog, being, you know, A FUCKING DOG! Your child shoplifts a toy from a store, you don”t hit him, you teach him not to do that again (ask me how I know).

Yet that is what they think is the proper method: Beating the shit out of your kids until they are “obedient” out of constant fear of further beatings. You know, so you can then spend your twilight years wondering why your kids want nothing to do with you and everybody around you just thinks you’re a cruel SOB.

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Charles Johnson  Apr 26, 2024 • 12:43:51pm

The session table is now defragmented and rebuilt. This should help.

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Scottish Dragon  Apr 26, 2024 • 12:45:27pm

re: #106 sizzzzlerz

Killing those chickens is the owner”s responsibility. How is letting an untrained dog loose in a barn yard the fault of a dog, being, you know, A FUCKING DOG! Your child shoplifts a toy from a store, you don”t hit him, you teach him not to do that again (ask me how I know).

That breed is also not cheap to come by as I understand. About 2000 dollars.

Any guesses as to whether she was pissed she’d spend a couple grand on a hunting dog that didn’t respond to a fucking shock collar the first day?

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Targetpractice  Apr 26, 2024 • 12:46:56pm

re: #114 Charles Johnson

The session table is now defragmented and rebuilt. This should help.

For some reason, hearing that word always brings me back to the days of Win 95/98, when the monthly defrag meant “Go brew some coffee and find a good book or something on TV, because the computer’s off-limits for the rest of the day.”

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jaunte  Apr 26, 2024 • 12:47:11pm

Bill Bramhall

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jaunte  Apr 26, 2024 • 12:48:30pm

I think Bramhall captured enough of a likeness that he had no need to label the people in robes.

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Apr 26, 2024 • 12:49:19pm

re: #117 jaunte

He caught all of it.

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Mattand  Apr 26, 2024 • 12:50:12pm

re: #115 Scottish Dragon

That breed is also not cheap to come by as I understand. About 2000 dollars.

Any guesses as to whether she was pissed she’d spend a couple grand on a hunting dog that didn’t respond to a fucking shock collar the first day?

I’m old enough to remember when actually going on trial for corruption or boasting about fucking murdering a puppy would be the end of your political career.

And while I ain’t a spring chicken anymore, I ain’t 100, either.

Still trying to wrap my head around the mindset of “You know what would be a great story to tell in my book which may bolster my POTUS aspirations? Murdering a puppy!”

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Targetpractice  Apr 26, 2024 • 12:50:29pm

re: #115 Scottish Dragon

That breed is also not cheap to come by as I understand. About 2000 dollars.

Any guesses as to whether she was pissed she’d spend a couple grand on a hunting dog that didn’t respond to a fucking shock collar the first day?

That is exactly what I think is the root of this story. That she bought this puppy on the belief that she had no need to train it how to act in the field, took it out expecting an easy day of hunting only to find out it was a puppy, perhaps took it to the neighbor’s farm to show off and then got embarrassed that it acted like a puppy by taking joy in killing a few chickens that she had to pay for, and decided to erase her mistake by killing the puppy off the farm while the kids were at school so she could make up whatever excuse she wanted for why the family’s new dog “ran away.”

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jaunte  Apr 26, 2024 • 12:51:09pm

re: #121 Targetpractice

Her new toy didn’t work and she threw a tantrum.

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IngisKahn  Apr 26, 2024 • 12:54:20pm

re: #104 Targetpractice

That is the part that I believe it turning so many stomachs. She killed a 14-month old puppy in what appears as a fit of pique would be something most of us would hide, an embarrassing moment that we kept quiet out of worry about what others would think of someone who could be so needlessly cruel.

If you’re killing puppies out of irritation, that’s more than a personal embarrassment. Seek help.

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darthstar  Apr 26, 2024 • 12:55:20pm

re: #111 Mattand

Please proceed, Governor.

They can’t afford to have a Trump have access to their checkbook.

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Scottish Dragon  Apr 26, 2024 • 12:56:46pm

re: #121 Targetpractice

That is exactly what I think is the root of this story. That she bought this puppy on the belief that she had no need to train it how to act in the field, took it out expecting an easy day of hunting only to find out it was a puppy, perhaps took it to the neighbor’s farm to show off and then got embarrassed that it acted like a puppy by taking joy in killing a few chickens that she had to pay for, and decided to erase her mistake by killing the puppy off the farm while the kids were at school so she could make up whatever excuse she wanted for why the family’s new dog “ran away.”

The breed was created specifically for hunting upland fowl (like chickens!) and taking down game that was still alive. The dog was quite literally doing what she was made for. Directing Cricket and her instincts should have been going on for weeks or longer before she ever went out into the field. JFC this is like ppl who don’t understand why the Jack Russell terrier keeps trying to kill their daughter’s pet rabbit.

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Decatur Deb  Apr 26, 2024 • 12:56:56pm

re: #124 darthstar

They can’t afford to have a Trump have access to their checkbook.

No problem. LaPierre cleaned them out.

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No Malarkey!  Apr 26, 2024 • 12:57:02pm

re: #95 darthstar

I didn’t know these women… but I had them on speed dial

Is it any wonder Melania isn’t there to stand by her man?

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 26, 2024 • 12:57:04pm

re: #102 Scottish Dragon

And then she killed their goat because male goat does male goat stuff.

And she fucked that up and left the animal to suffer next to Cricket in the gravel pit while she found more shotgun shells and then shot the goat again.

In front of stunned workers.

Someone needs to check this woman’s property. FFS, she sounds like a burgeoning serial killer.

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The Ghost of a Flea  Apr 26, 2024 • 12:57:09pm

From DKos:

She includes her story about the ill-fated Cricket, she says, to illustrate her willingness, in politics as well as in South Dakota life, to do anything “difficult, messy and ugly” if it simply needs to be done.

By taking Cricket on a pheasant hunt with older dogs, Noem says, she hoped to calm the young dog down and begin to teach her how to behave. Unfortunately, Cricket ruined the hunt, going “out of her mind with excitement, chasing all those birds and having the time of her life”.

Noem describes calling Cricket, then using an electronic collar to attempt to bring her under control

Okay, I’m not a hunter but I know a dude that trains hunting dogs and have talked at length with him about the process. It’s a complicated and time consuming. You put a lot of effort into each pup.

This excerpt above is fucking insane. You have to train a puppy for obedience and how to retrieve long before you take it out to hunt. There’s no such thing as “teach the dog to behave” in the middle of the stimulus of an actual hunt with other people and other dogs and gunshots.

Furthremore, as an owner of several large breeds…shock collars aren’t a guaranteed way to stop an animal, particularly when it’s excited. Relying on that in a hunt is another sign of incompetence.

And, if anything, the bit about the ram just demonstrates this person is Marie Antoinette: uncastrated rams are very dangerous animals and I’ve never encountered a goat herd—and I mean this on a global scale—who kept a ram out and roaming without taking a lot of precautions.

Noem is demonstrating the gulf between the imagined rural-ness of conservatives, which is all about the self…how independent you are, how determined you are, a bower-bird lair of adjectives…and actual survival in rural areas in which how you survive is to get humble and do things carefully.

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darthstar  Apr 26, 2024 • 12:58:28pm

re: #122 jaunte

Her new toy didn’t work and she threw a tantrum.

I never want to hear another word about Noem. She’s not worthy of civil people’s attention.

Fucking puppy killer.

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Targetpractice  Apr 26, 2024 • 12:58:46pm

re: #122 jaunte

Her new toy didn’t work and she threw a tantrum.

Ayep. Surrendering the puppy to Animal Control (it was a “danger” to her family) or finding it a home with another family would be an admission that she fucked up, that she didn’t know what the fuck she was doing and had bought something she didn’t know how to control. But she’s a “tough frontier-type” woman, she doesn’t make mistakes, she shoots and buries them so she can make up whatever excuse she likes later.

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No Malarkey!  Apr 26, 2024 • 12:58:52pm

re: #98 Charles Johnson

Anyone who would kill a puppy so casually, for so little reason, and then brag about it is the kind of person who wouldn’t hesitate to kill human beings.

I can see VP Noem taking a turn on the Wall with a rifle to shoot migrants.

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So Cal Greek Hippie  Apr 26, 2024 • 1:00:46pm

Catching up:

On Don Rickles: when I was 12 I accidentally stepped on his foot at a Dodger game trying to get to my seat. I said I’m so sorry sir, then I looked up and saw it was Don Rickles. I stood there in grim silence waiting for the berating, which of course never came. He said okay, kid. A gentleman to a feral kid

On animal killing, frontier style. I am enraged and outraged by Governor Noem’s actions. Even assuming she treats animals like a commodity rather than family like I do, First for unnecessary killing of something with a name and an impulsive killing of an animal-half finished. Using a gun like that should be a last resort in an emergency that is rare —like a mercy killing for an injured animal—even on the “frontier”. And I know she wasn’t far from a veterinarian they have them even in yokelsville Grossness that should lead to impeachment on moral character grounds but will likely lead to TV conservative stardom.

On weather partly cloudy after a funeral : see photo

2024: Oxnard, California
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JC1  Apr 26, 2024 • 1:01:18pm

re: #4 Charles Johnson

They’re also mostly owned by right wing oligarchs.

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Scottish Dragon  Apr 26, 2024 • 1:02:55pm

re: #129 The Ghost of a Flea

Yep. I’ve never hunted with dogs, but I know damned well that you take a LOT of time working with a new dog before you introduce her to the field. This story is just freaking insane on every level.

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jaunte  Apr 26, 2024 • 1:03:48pm

Sept. 2022:

“…Foster is bound to have many adventures ahead with Governor Noem and her family. He’ll fit into the family just like the Noem family’s previous dog, Hazel. Unfortunately, Hazel tragically passed away in early June after an accident.”

Read More: South Dakota Governor Welcomes Adorable New Family Member | https://kxrb.com/south-dakota-governor-welcomes-adorable-new-family-member/?utm_source=tsmclip&utm_medium=referral

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 26, 2024 • 1:03:51pm

Time for me to call it a day. Have a good one, Lizards and stay healthy.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Apr 26, 2024 • 1:05:51pm

re: #101 🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈

Shooting a dog because you’re not responsible enough to take care of it sure looks like sociopathy to me. Dogs are pets in America.

Dogs are family in many homes in America.

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Scottish Dragon  Apr 26, 2024 • 1:06:02pm

re: #131 Targetpractice

Ayep. Surrendering the puppy to Animal Control (it was a “danger” to her family) or finding it a home with another family would be an admission that she fucked up, that she didn’t know what the fuck she was doing and had bought something she didn’t know how to control. But she’s a “tough frontier-type” woman, she doesn’t make mistakes, she shoots and buries them so she can make up whatever excuse she likes later.

It doesn’t sound like the dog was really a danger to the family. She got bit because she hadn’t fucking trained the dog, and Cricket was intent on killing the birds she was specifically bred to go kill and didn’t understand why she was being punished.

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Hecuba's daughter  Apr 26, 2024 • 1:06:52pm

One of the few times Megyn Kelly has it right…

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Scottish Dragon  Apr 26, 2024 • 1:07:11pm

Last of the kids are out to get ready for ball games tonight. See you guys next week.

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gocart mozart  Apr 26, 2024 • 1:07:21pm
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Targetpractice  Apr 26, 2024 • 1:08:14pm

re: #135 Scottish Dragon

Yep. I’ve never hunted with dogs, but I know damned well that you take a LOT of time working with a new dog before you introduce her to the field. This story is just freaking insane on every level.

Speaking from years in the service/hospitality industry, this whole thing smacks of the woman who bought some new appliance because she was dazzled by the salesperson showing how “easy” it was to use, got it home and tossed the instruction manual, and is back the next day screaming to speak to the manager because she broke it and wants a refund and apology.

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goddamnedfrank  Apr 26, 2024 • 1:10:31pm

We’re now on the verge of creating a literal official cadre of thought police:

A pro-Israel House Democrat and Republican plan to introduce legislation creating federally sanctioned “antisemitism monitors” for select college campuses.

Why it matters: It’s the first bill introduced in Congress as a direct response to the pro-Palestinian protests that have rocked Columbia University and other colleges in recent days.

Driving the news: Reps. Ritchie Torres (D-N.Y.) and Mike Lawler (R-N.Y.) are introducing the College Oversight and Legal Updates Mandating Bias Investigations and Accountability Act - or COLUMBIA Act.

The bill would allow the Department of Education to send a “third-party antisemitism monitor” to any college that receives federal funding — and to revoke that funding for colleges that don’t comply.

The monitor, paid for by the school, would be charged with releasing a public, quarterly report evaluating “the progress that a college or university has made toward combating antisemitism.”

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Lancelot Link Returns!  Apr 26, 2024 • 1:10:58pm

That’ll kill her career as fast as trophy-hunting elephants or shooting wolves from a helicopter

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JC1  Apr 26, 2024 • 1:13:21pm

re: #53 (((Archangel1)))

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That is awesome. Stern has been vocal about Trump since 2016, and an unabashed supporter for HRC in 2016 and Biden since then.

He invited HRC on his show during 2016 and she never went on. We’ll never know if it would have moved the needle enough to have resulted in a better outcome.
She finally went on the show in 2019. It was a solid interview, but by then it didn’t really matter.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Apr 26, 2024 • 1:13:35pm

re: #100 steve_davis

A thoroughly underestimated comedian was Peter Falk. For those who haven’t seen it, go to YouTube and search for him in character as Columbo at a frank sinatra roast. I don’t know how much was rehearsed versus how much was improv, but he has a tableful of professional comics, and the audience, howling.

He was a scream in The Great Race!

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Jay C  Apr 26, 2024 • 1:16:09pm

Wonder if anyone is going to contrast how Joe and Jill Biden dealt with a recalcitrant dog vs. Kristi Noem’s trigger-happy “training” regime?

Naah, the GOP and their creatures would probably just dump on Joe for failing to act “tough” - almost, I’d guess, as badly as they’d criticize him for applying the Noem Solution to the unfortunate Commander…

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Targetpractice  Apr 26, 2024 • 1:18:19pm

re: #144 goddamnedfrank

We’re now on the verge of creating a literal official cadre of thought police:

Brought to you by the same sort of folks who think that every protest about a far-right speaker on a college campus demands an immediate “discussion” about “free speech.”

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The Ghost of a Flea  Apr 26, 2024 • 1:19:14pm

re: #135 Scottish Dragon

My insurance rep raises hunting dogs for sale, and also trains dogs to be companion animals for the disabled. A big part of the process is not overstimulating the young animal so that retrieving doesn’t become play, but instead is a clean behavioral loop in which the animal understands, in a Skinnerian fashion, that all the steps of the retrieval are required to receive a reward.

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TedStriker  Apr 26, 2024 • 1:22:35pm

re: #73 sizzzzlerz

I just read about this over on DKos. She was proud about killing a puppy that behaved like a puppy with absolutely no training what so ever. She’s was actually bragging about it.until she started getting negative reviews. She then went into CYA mode, attempting to walk it back. No such luck.

If she does get the VP spot, the Clark Griswald ads are just waiting to be written, along with a nickname of “puppy killer”.

National Lampoon’s Vacation (1983) - Tough Little Mutt Scene (4/10) | Movieclips

I still hear Imogene Coca’s scream of “DOG KILLER!”…

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goddamnedfrank  Apr 26, 2024 • 1:23:00pm

The last thing MLK did before he died was to plan a massive tent encampment.

Justin Ling (@justinling.bsky.social) 2024-04-26T17:20:31.832Z

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darthstar  Apr 26, 2024 • 1:23:58pm

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Targetpractice  Apr 26, 2024 • 1:24:41pm

I’m now curious if any journalist-type person has tried to reach out to Noem’s kids to ask them if Mommy’s answer when they got home from school and couldn’t find Cricket was that she’d gleefully blasted it with a shotgun and left the body to rot in a gravel pit or if she’d just made up some excuse about how Cricket “ran away” and there was nothing she could do.

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Teukka  Apr 26, 2024 • 1:27:15pm
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TedStriker  Apr 26, 2024 • 1:27:54pm

re: #61 Joe Bacon ✅

But he sure could act—Twilight Zone, Casino, All those AIP pictures

re: #84 BeenHereAwhile

“Big Drag”

imdb.com

And Mr. Potato Head in the Toy Story franchise.

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Apr 26, 2024 • 1:28:09pm

re: #138 Yeah Sure WhatEVs

Dogs are family in many homes in America.

Damn straight. Minnie is my fur baby. She IS NOT a pet.

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Targetpractice  Apr 26, 2024 • 1:30:50pm

re: #152 goddamnedfrank

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Like so much else that has happened in the wake of the man’s murder, too many folks have narrowed Dr. King’s work to just the big events like marches and speeches. They must think his night spent in a Birmingham jail was his “At Folsom Prison” moment.

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gwangung  Apr 26, 2024 • 1:32:20pm

re: #158 Targetpractice

Like so much else that has happened in the wake of the man’s murder, too many folks have narrowed Dr. King’s work to just the big events like marches and speeches. They must think his night spent in a Birmingham jail was his “At Folsom Prison” moment.

A-fricking-men.

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TedStriker  Apr 26, 2024 • 1:32:28pm

re: #98 Charles Johnson

Anyone who would kill a puppy so casually, for so little reason, and then brag about it is the kind of person who wouldn’t hesitate to kill human beings.

I guaran-damn-tee that was part of Noem’s mental calculus in her admitting to all of this, that she could go “hardcore” towards her opposition.

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darthstar  Apr 26, 2024 • 1:34:18pm

re: #98 Charles Johnson

Anyone who would kill a puppy so casually, for so little reason, and then brag about it is the kind of person who wouldn’t hesitate to kill human beings.

Gotta wait until they’re out of the womb first or it ain’t sporting.

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Targetpractice  Apr 26, 2024 • 1:36:14pm

re: #155 Teukka

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Gene was the guy who not only came up with the Ferengi as symbolizing all that was wrong with capitalism and the mindless pursuit of material wealth, but he ended the first season by shitting all over the idea of money having any value and treated an 80s businessman as hopelessly archaic in the 24th century.

Bear in mind that this was the same man who commissioned lyrics for the TOS theme music simply so he could deny the actual composer royalties by claiming the song as his own creation.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Apr 26, 2024 • 1:38:10pm

re: #155 Teukka

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TedStriker  Apr 26, 2024 • 1:38:15pm

re: #161 darthstar

Gotta wait until they’re out of the womb first or it ain’t sporting.

Doctor to pregnant woman in stirrups: “Push!”
Kristi Noem, nearby with a shotgun: “PULL!”

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Nerdy Fish  Apr 26, 2024 • 1:38:48pm

re: #164 TedStriker

Doctor to pregnant woman in stirrups: “Push!”
Kristi Noem, nearby with a shotgun: “PULL!”

I hate that I get this joke. I hate even more that it would be accurate, if she had her way.

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Charles Johnson  Apr 26, 2024 • 1:44:26pm

Does somebody train these TV pundits to do these weirdly exaggerated hand gestures as they speak? They all do it!

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Joe Bacon ✅  Apr 26, 2024 • 1:46:21pm

re: #166 Charles Johnson

Does somebody train these TV pundits to do these weirdly exaggerated hand gestures as they speak? They all do it!

Charles when I was involved with Toastmasters in college their speaking courses had a whole unit involving hand gestures while speaking.

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TedStriker  Apr 26, 2024 • 1:48:29pm

re: #162 Targetpractice

Gene was the guy who not only came up with the Ferengi as symbolizing all that was wrong with capitalism and the mindless pursuit of material wealth, but he ended the first season by shitting all over the idea of money having any value and treated an 80s businessman as hopelessly archaic in the 24th century.

Bear in mind that this was the same man who commissioned lyrics for the TOS theme music simply so he could deny the actual composer royalties by claiming the song as his own creation.

Yeah, Gene Roddenberry had some really great ideas that made for a great legacy, but he could also act like a shitbag like anyone else as well.

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Vicious Babushka  Apr 26, 2024 • 1:48:53pm

EDIT: May be bogus.

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TedStriker  Apr 26, 2024 • 1:50:00pm

re: #169 Vicious Babushka

Meanwhile here is what the person who ratfucked the 2016 election is doing nowadays.

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*sees pic of Jill Stein*

Speaking of shitbags…

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Joe Bacon ✅  Apr 26, 2024 • 1:53:40pm

re: #169 Vicious Babushka

Meanwhile here is what the person who ratfucked the 2016 election is doing nowadays.

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I can’t forget the dinner party Jill Stein and her buddy Mike Flynn attended with YOU KNOW WHO in Moscow

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Vicious Babushka  Apr 26, 2024 • 1:54:41pm
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Joe Bacon ✅  Apr 26, 2024 • 1:55:24pm

re: #168 TedStriker

Yeah, Gene Roddenberry had some really great ideas that made for a great legacy, but he could also act like a shitbag like anyone else as well.

Memories of Harlan Ellison going off on Roddenberry over his script for The City On The Edge Of Forever…

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Targetpractice  Apr 26, 2024 • 1:56:57pm

re: #168 TedStriker

Yeah, Gene Roddenberry had some really great ideas that made for a great legacy, but he could also act like a shitbag like anyone else as well.

Gene was like Lucas: Great when he had someone to filter his crazier ideas and encourage his moments of genius, but a shitshow when he had total creative control. It’s why he had no creative say for the films past the Motion Picture, and why he was kicked upstairs after the second season of TNG. He was obsessed with two story ideas that he never managed to the studio execs to greenlight: A malfunctioning alien probe being revealed as the source of all Earth religions and Kirk traveling back in time to stop the Kennedy assassination.

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gocart mozart  Apr 26, 2024 • 1:57:09pm

What are the odds this guy murders someone soon?

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Charles Johnson  Apr 26, 2024 • 1:59:58pm

re: #175 gocart mozart

i had to put a spoiler tag around that one, because yeesh.

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jaunte  Apr 26, 2024 • 2:01:49pm

@wendyxu.bsky.social

spent the plane ride next to this guy named potatoe

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Joe Bacon ✅  Apr 26, 2024 • 2:02:43pm

re: #175 gocart mozart

What are the odds this guy murders someone soon?

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Let me guess…Too insane for Fox but he shows up on Newsmax or OANN.

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(((Archangel1)))  Apr 26, 2024 • 2:06:02pm

Today’s Wordle could have gone better.
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Today’s Worldle would qualify as a great success were it not for the fact that for most of us, it’s almost as easy as it can possibly get.

#Worldle #826 (26.04.2024) 1/6 (100%)
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goddamnedfrank  Apr 26, 2024 • 2:06:21pm

JERUSALEM, April 26 (Reuters) - Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said on Friday that any decisions by the International Criminal Court, which is investigating Hamas’ Oct. 7 attacks and Israel’s military assault on Gaza, would not affect Israel’s actions but would set a dangerous precedent.

“Under my leadership, Israel will never accept any attempt by the International Criminal Court in the Hague to undermine its basic right to defend itself,” Netanyahu said in a statement on Telegram.

“While decisions made by the court in the Hague will not affect Israel’s actions, they will set a dangerous precedent that threatens soldiers and public figures,” he said.

One of Israel’s leading television news outlets, Channel 12, reported last week that Israel was increasingly worried by the possibility that the ICC would issue arrest warrants against Netanyahu and other top officials for alleged violations of international law in Gaza.

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Apr 26, 2024 • 2:09:34pm

re: #177 jaunte

@wendyxu.bsky.social

spent the plane ride next to this guy named potatoe

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HI POTATO!! 💋💋

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Teukka  Apr 26, 2024 • 2:11:05pm

re: #170 TedStriker

*sees pic of Jill Stein*

Speaking of shitbags…

I object. Bags have use, shit has use. Jill Stein does not.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Apr 26, 2024 • 2:14:05pm

I am looking at this video of Gina DeLaurentis making her Ultimate French Toast and I’m DROOLING!

thekitchn.com

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Apr 26, 2024 • 2:15:50pm

re: #183 Joe Bacon ✅

I see she uses challah. I can see why you are drooling.

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gocart mozart  Apr 26, 2024 • 2:16:54pm
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Belafon  Apr 26, 2024 • 2:19:23pm

re: #172 Vicious Babushka

None of the leaders?

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goddamnedfrank  Apr 26, 2024 • 2:19:27pm

UT-Austin faculty say they’ve lost confidence in the university president after protest arrests.

The Austin Chronicle (@austinchronicle.bsky.social) 2024-04-26T15:56:45.226Z

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Teukka  Apr 26, 2024 • 2:20:21pm

re: #169 Vicious Babushka

Meanwhile here is what the person who ratfucked the 2016 election is doing nowadays.

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That may be a deceptive edit, check Jill Stein’s own Insta.

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piratedan  Apr 26, 2024 • 2:21:01pm

re: #185 gocart mozart

culled from the NYTPitchbot account

Biden wants to be re-elected without doing the hard work of giving interviews. But no one deserves an important job that they didn’t have to work for.

by A. G. Sulzberger

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Florida Panhandler  Apr 26, 2024 • 2:22:24pm

Remember wacky unbelievable stuff I said here that Trump would get directly involved with dictating the Fed?

yahoo.com

Me being wacky. Good times.

I also said he would dictate Ford and GM to produce a full size gasoline engine powered truck for $25k out the door mandating no dealer markups. One that would have no touchscreen and all physical buttons and switches. I hope to never see if this reality comes true. Trump will want his own Volkswagen and any legal barriers preventing any authoritarian decisions upon any businesses will be crashed through with impunity by this SCOTUS.

It has been my clear imperative that Biden go full leftist populist to engage the white male complaints concerning these sort of water cooler and online forum issues before Trump simply takes false ownership of them.

Of course any Trump efforts to alleviate any common man’s concerns would be only for short term optics and quickly these things would vanish from reality as white male superiority and power is cemented in society in exchange for these actual white male totems. And let’s not even get started on Trump packing the Court to 15 members.

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goddamnedfrank  Apr 26, 2024 • 2:26:13pm

There are so *many* reasons why cracking down on student protesters is a terrible idea, but my favorite is probably just that old people getting into endurance contests with young people is never not funny.

Seriously, you’re gonna be sitting there doubled over gasping for breath while they laugh.

Jason McGlothlen (@goddamnedfrank.bsky.social) 2024-04-26T21:26:00.957Z

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Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines  Apr 26, 2024 • 2:26:46pm

Looks like the tourons are working in pairs. Happened in Romania. 72 year old female victim. Survived.

Tourist Mauled After Rolling Down Window to Take Selfie with Bear

“I thought he wanted to be friends,” the victim’s friend said of the wild bear

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Vicious Babushka  Apr 26, 2024 • 2:35:14pm
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PhillyPretzel ✅  Apr 26, 2024 • 2:36:54pm

re: #193 Vicious Babushka

That looks so yummy. May you and your family have a good Shabbat.

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Charles Johnson  Apr 26, 2024 • 2:37:29pm

re: #192 Shiplord Kirel: From behind wingnut lines

Bears are notorious for their friendliness.

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Vicious Babushka  Apr 26, 2024 • 2:42:52pm

re: #195 Charles Johnson

Bears are notorious for their friendliness.

Especially mother bears. They are so proud of their cubs, they let you pet them! //

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Vicious Babushka  Apr 26, 2024 • 2:43:45pm
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A hollow voice says: Abort SCOTUS  Apr 26, 2024 • 2:45:58pm

re: #162 Targetpractice

Bear in mind that this was the same man who commissioned lyrics for the TOS theme music simply so he could deny the actual composer royalties get half the royalties by claiming the song as his own creation. being author of them.

I agree it was a shoddy thing to do.

ETA: I forgot to note that he actually wrote the lyrics, didn’t commission them.

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Randall Gross  Apr 26, 2024 • 2:46:01pm

It’s like an episode of Criminal Minds… budding psychopath practices on puppy, later runs for office.

Randall Gross (@randallgross.bsky.social) 2024-04-26T21:31:38.782Z

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Dangerman  Apr 26, 2024 • 2:52:47pm

re: #199 Randall Gross

It’s like an episode of Criminal Minds… budding psychopath practices on puppy, later runs for office…

…and wins

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goddamnedfrank  Apr 26, 2024 • 2:55:54pm

NEW: I’ve just learned that today faculty at NYU’s Gallatin School passed a vote of No Confidence in university president Linda Mills in the aftermath of her calling NYPD on peaceful protesters earlier this week. 80% of faculty voted in favor.

Full resolution text here:

Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social) 2024-04-26T21:34:40.976Z

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Charles Johnson  Apr 26, 2024 • 2:57:09pm

Anyone still noticing hangups with the server in the last hour or two? I think the latest tweaks may have fixed whatever was causing the blockages, it seems to be running fine from here.

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Nerdy Fish  Apr 26, 2024 • 2:57:58pm

re: #201 goddamnedfrank

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Expect a storm of righteous indignation over the idea that calling the police could endanger safety, since so many people still believe that the presence of police makes it less likely for crime to occur. In fact, the opposite is true; crime is much more likely to occur when cops are on the scene… because the cops are the ones who are most often perpetrating it.

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A Cranky One  Apr 26, 2024 • 2:59:03pm

re: #202 Charles Johnson

Anyone still noticing hangups with the server in the last hour or two? I think the latest tweaks may have fixed whatever was causing the blockages, it seems to be running fine from here.

Working great now for me.

You rock.

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A hollow voice says: Abort SCOTUS  Apr 26, 2024 • 2:59:59pm

re: #202 Charles Johnson

Anyone still noticing hangups with the server in the last hour or two? I think the latest tweaks may have fixed whatever was causing the blockages, it seems to be running fine from here.

Running fine for me (on my iphone at the moment).

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Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire  Apr 26, 2024 • 3:00:02pm

re: #202 Charles Johnson

Anyone still noticing hangups with the server in the last hour or two? I think the latest tweaks may have fixed whatever was causing the blockages, it seems to be running fine from here.

Looks good from my end.

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Charles Johnson  Apr 26, 2024 • 3:00:25pm

I may set up a cron job to run those SQL commands once a week, just to keep everything tip top.

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Nerdy Fish  Apr 26, 2024 • 3:02:44pm

re: #207 Charles Johnson

I may set up a cron job to run those SQL commands once a week, just to keep everything tip top.

That’s fairly common for database optimization jobs. Depending on how fast degradation occurs, you may even want to make it a nightly job, in the off hours when most of us are asleep.

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A hollow voice says: Abort SCOTUS  Apr 26, 2024 • 3:05:48pm

re: #203 Nerdy Fish

Expect a storm of righteous indignation over the idea that calling the police could endanger safety, since so many people still believe that the presence of police makes it less likely for crime to occur. In fact, the opposite is true; crime is much more likely to occur when cops are on the scene… because the cops are the ones who are most often perpetrating it.

Administrators are up Schitt’s creek with this, because they’ll be reamed out no matter what they do or refrain from doing. The Forces that Know not Joy — and hate higher education — have already forced two university presidents out.

The faculty should have known better. Of course, they’re in the same boat….

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Nerdy Fish  Apr 26, 2024 • 3:08:06pm

0 2 * * 1 /usr/bin/database-optimizations.sh

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Vicious Babushka  Apr 26, 2024 • 3:09:04pm
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IngisKahn  Apr 26, 2024 • 3:10:16pm

The session table is getting fragmented? Or are the indexes on it getting fragmented?

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gwangung  Apr 26, 2024 • 3:10:20pm

re: #203 Nerdy Fish

Expect a storm of righteous indignation over the idea that calling the police could endanger safety, since so many people still believe that the presence of police makes it less likely for crime to occur. In fact, the opposite is true; crime is much more likely to occur when cops are on the scene… because the cops are the ones who are most often perpetrating it.

If you’re talking about white folks, yeah….black folks know the latter is far more likely to be true….

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austin_blue  Apr 26, 2024 • 3:10:24pm

re: #46 Egregious Philbin

We go out to comedy shows a lot, but there are a ton of bad comics out there. We saw Gary Gullman last month, he was amazing, we had tickets to Maria Bamford, but it got postponed. We saw Jeff Ross, Mark Maron, Emo Phillips, Pete Holmes, Dave Atell, and we got to see the late, great and sorely missed Gilbert Gottfried twice, and got to meet him afterwards, such a nice guy.

“If masta-bation was a crime, I’d be on Death Row!” was my favorite one-liner of his.

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sizzzzlerz  Apr 26, 2024 • 3:11:14pm

re: #202 Charles Johnson

Anyone still noticing hangups with the server in the last hour or two? I think the latest tweaks may have fixed whatever was causing the blockages, it seems to be running fine from here.

A golden oldie from my days testing the systems we built, “Well, it works on my machine”.

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Nerdy Fish  Apr 26, 2024 • 3:11:22pm

re: #213 gwangung

If you’re talking about white folks, yeah….black folks know the latter is far more likely to be true….

Insert the ever-growing list of Black people who are unavailable for comment, thanks to cops.

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William Lewis  Apr 26, 2024 • 3:12:35pm

re: #203 Nerdy Fish

Expect a storm of righteous indignation over the idea that calling the police could endanger safety, since so many people still believe that the presence of police makes it less likely for crime to occur. In fact, the opposite is true; crime is much more likely to occur when cops are on the scene… because the cops are the ones who are most often perpetrating it.

Now, now, we still a have at least one person here who has a conniption when I remind people that the police are the enemy of the people and exist only to “protect and serve the 1%”.

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William Lewis  Apr 26, 2024 • 3:16:43pm

re: #213 gwangung

If you’re talking about white folks, yeah….black folks know the latter is far more likely to be true….

White folk that either don’t have to deal with the real world or like it that way < spit >

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Nerdy Fish  Apr 26, 2024 • 3:17:37pm

re: #217 William Lewis

Now, now, we still a have at least one person here who has a conniption when I remind people that the police are the enemy of the people and exist only to “protect and serve the 1%”.

To be fair, as someone who has several decent and upstanding (now all retired) policemen as relatives, it took me a long time to finally get to the “all cops are bad” conclusion, myself. It’s something you don’t want to believe is true, and then when it finally sinks in, it just keeps getting more and more awful as the realization of all the shit you’ve overlooked starts piling up.

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Colère Tueur de Lapin ✅  Apr 26, 2024 • 3:20:35pm

re: #219 Nerdy Fish

My wife’s uncle (now deceased) was a beat cop in DC. She stil fails to grasp my ACAB ravings. So, I tend not to around her, mostly.

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A Cranky One  Apr 26, 2024 • 3:21:35pm

Since Mrs Cranky is out of town dealing with her mom’s estate, I ordered food from the local pizza place.

I included a tip in the order. Usually, I give the tip in cash to ensure the delivery person gets the cash. But these days, if no tip is included delays the delivery.

I wish I could reward the delivery drivers more, since anyone delivering pizza from a local joint obviously needs money.

The kicker? I live 3 blocks away from the pizza joint. Picking up would be trivial. But I’m willing to pay extra to be lazy.

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William Lewis  Apr 26, 2024 • 3:22:07pm

Got into it with an ass defending a quiver-full twit that I was talking to whom I had I had said I thought she was a fool for having 9 kids starting at 28.

I said I was glad I turned out to be infertile and adopted instead.

Idiot came back with “if I feel that I way I should adopt”.

I’m like “Excellent reading comprehension dude. My son was ADOPTED from Vietnam 22 years ago.”

That’s the kind of thinking ability involved with so many of these people.

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Belafon  Apr 26, 2024 • 3:25:39pm

re: #219 Nerdy Fish

To be fair, as someone who has several decent and upstanding (now all retired) policemen as relatives, it took me a long line to finally get to the “all cops are bad” conclusion, myself. It’s something you don’t want to believe is true, and then when it finally sinks in, it just keeps getting more and more awful as the realization of all the shit you’ve overlooked starts piling up.

That was the progression my mom has made from working at a jail to retiring.

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Belafon  Apr 26, 2024 • 3:26:27pm

re: #221 A Cranky One

Make the minimum tip to the store and then a little more to the driver.

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Nerdy Fish  Apr 26, 2024 • 3:27:17pm

re: #224 Belafon

Make the minimum tip to the store and then a little more to the driver.

You could also write in the delivery notes (most apps have a section that goes straight to the driver) that the tip will be paid in cash on arrival.

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darthstar  Apr 26, 2024 • 3:27:50pm

A better headline is Prosecutor Pokes Holes in Trump Defense with Pecker

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Nerdy Fish  Apr 26, 2024 • 3:28:55pm

re: #222 William Lewis

Got into it with an ass defending a quiver-full twit that I was talking to whom I had I had said I thought she was a fool for having 9 kids starting at 28.

I said I was glad I turned out to be infertile and adopted instead.

Idiot came back with “if I feel that I way I should adopt”.

I’m like “Excellent reading comprehension dude. My son was ADOPTED from Vietnam 22 years ago.”

That’s the kind of thinking ability involved with so many of these people.

Objection: Assumes facts not in evidence. The prosecution has not shown that such a person is, in fact, capable of “thought”.

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EPR-radar  Apr 26, 2024 • 3:30:05pm

re: #104 Targetpractice

That is the part that I believe it turning so many stomachs. She killed a 14-month old puppy in what appears as a fit of pique would be something most of us would hide, an embarrassing moment that we kept quiet out of worry about what others would think of someone who could be so needlessly cruel.

Then again, remember that we’re talking about a party that idolized Sarah Palin for (among other things) taking pride in shooting wolves from a helicopter. Or Joni Ernst boasting about castratin’ hogs on the farm.

It’s clear as hell to me why she is bragging about this — it’s her elevator pitch for being Trump’s VP pick. One psychopath calling out to another.

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Nerdy Fish  Apr 26, 2024 • 3:30:52pm

re: #228 EPR-radar

It’s clear as hell to me why she is bragging about this — it’s her elevator pitch for being Trump’s VP pick. One psychopath calling out to another.

“As your VP, I will personally shoot your political opponents, once your Supreme Court makes it legal for you to order me to do so.” Holy shit, that’s chilling, now that I think about it.

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Hecuba's daughter  Apr 26, 2024 • 3:31:13pm

re: #228 EPR-radar

It’s clear as hell to me why she is bragging about this — it’s her elevator pitch for being Trump’s VP pick. One psychopath calling out to another.

And appealing to his antipathy to dogs.

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Vicious Babushka  Apr 26, 2024 • 3:33:02pm

re: #222 William Lewis

Got into it with an ass defending a quiver-full twit that I was talking to whom I had I had said I thought she was a fool for having 9 kids starting at 28.

I said I was glad I turned out to be infertile and adopted instead.

Idiot came back with “if I feel that I way I should adopt”.

I’m like “Excellent reading comprehension dude. My son was ADOPTED from Vietnam 22 years ago.”

That’s the kind of thinking ability involved with so many of these people.

I had 9 kids starting at 22, that’s why all my daughters are pro-choice. :)

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darthstar  Apr 26, 2024 • 3:33:11pm

Now would be a good time for President Biden to float the idea of expanding the supreme court.

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A Cranky One  Apr 26, 2024 • 3:33:29pm

re: #225 Nerdy Fish

You could also write in the delivery notes (most apps have a section that goes straight to the driver) that the tip will be paid in cash on arrival.

Thanks. I’ll keep that in mind.

I’m happy to tip folks that are obviously struggling and taking low paying jobs to survive. Sadly, because a lot of businesses cheat their employees, I usually pay tips in cash. However, since learning that a lot of delivery orders are delayed if no tip is included, I’ve started inducing the tips in the orders.

Great suggestion and I’ll keep that in mind.

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Nerdy Fish  Apr 26, 2024 • 3:38:49pm

re: #232 darthstar

Now would be a good time for President Biden to float the idea of expanding the supreme court.

It’s occurring to me that the reason the Calvinball Court has basically leapt off the rails in recent years is because they, like the elected Republicans with whom they effectively caucus, realize that their window of power is closing. Whether Biden makes noises about expanding the court or not, Alito and Thomas aren’t getting any younger. I know they will literally die on the bench, and I don’t expect that to happen any time soon, so there’s still quite a bit of time in an absolute sense for them to do damage; but they’re aware that the tides of change are against them, and the end of their reign is inevitable. But they have to do everything they can to limit progress and enforce their regressionist agenda while they can, because the instant they’re gone, so too is all their garbage.

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darthstar  Apr 26, 2024 • 3:38:52pm

There have been more pics of unarmored trucks with cope cages around them popping up online. Russia’s actual stockpile of armored vehicles may be lower than we thought.

Mastodon

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Hecuba's daughter  Apr 26, 2024 • 3:39:35pm

re: #232 darthstar

Now would be a good time for President Biden to float the idea of expanding the supreme court.

Not while there remains a chance that Trump could be elected. Or any Republican.

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darthstar  Apr 26, 2024 • 3:39:52pm
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William Lewis  Apr 26, 2024 • 3:41:21pm

re: #231 Vicious Babushka

I had 9 kids starting at 22, that’s why all my daughters are pro-choice. :)

If she seemed as grounded as a parent as you, I’d have not been anywhere near as concerned by it, VB. But she’s not a good mom from what little I’ve seen and I really expect the older kids to be doing 90% of the raising of the littlest kids and that reminds me too much of other double plus un-good places and times.

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Charles Johnson  Apr 26, 2024 • 3:41:55pm

If you notice things get slow at 1:30 am on any given Sunday, it’s because that’s when I set up the housekeeping script to run. Should only take a minute or two.

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Romantic Heretic  Apr 26, 2024 • 3:44:37pm

re: #87 Joe Bacon ✅

Are they going to rename it Elite Guard of Donald Trump?

Ya know, like Liebstandarte Adolf Hitler?

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darthstar  Apr 26, 2024 • 3:46:54pm

re: #240 Romantic Heretic

Are they going to rename it Elite Guard of Donald Trump?

Ya know, like Liebstandarte Adolf Hitler?

If the Trumps manage to bankrupt the NRA and the RNC in the same year then they will have accomplished not one but two good things.

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Florida Panhandler  Apr 26, 2024 • 3:52:33pm

re: #232 darthstar

Now would be a good time for President Biden to float the idea of expanding the supreme court.

Trump is going to pack the Court in any case. He will pack it with 40-something’s up to probably 15 Justices.

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TedStriker  Apr 26, 2024 • 3:54:41pm

re: #226 darthstar

A better headline is Prosecutor Pokes Holes in Trump Defense with Pecker

///

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steve_davis  Apr 26, 2024 • 4:42:40pm

re: #157 Michele: Out of the closet, Into the fire

Damn straight. Minnie is my fur baby. She IS NOT a pet.

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Jesse is now a cooler at a blackjack table in Reno. She is not deceased, at least not in my mind’s eye.

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Randall Gross  Apr 26, 2024 • 5:46:40pm

re: #202 Charles Johnson

Anyone still noticing hangups with the server in the last hour or two? I think the latest tweaks may have fixed whatever was causing the blockages, it seems to be running fine from here.

It’s running hoobah fast compared to where it was Charles.

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Randall Gross  Apr 26, 2024 • 5:47:38pm

re: #239 Charles Johnson

If you notice things get slow at 1:30 am on any given Sunday, it’s because that’s when I set up the housekeeping script to run. Should only take a minute or two.

Most good DB’s also perform their collapse shortly after midnight on Sundays as well.


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