re: #9 William Lewis

Easy peasy I grew up raising chickens - grab them by their legs, swing hard, pluck, gut, cook, have lunch. The only real question is the sides. Rice is never bad but tater tots are good too.

That was my thought too. One of those you end up seriously injured or dead once a year, and the other you get a whole bunch of free chicken dinners.

Although now I am wondering if it meant the orangutan had the sword or you had a sword? Either way, I am picking the chicken.