OK Lizards, I need some help.

I don’t want to cook a turkey for thanksgiving and a stupid honey baked ham for Christmas anymore. I’m SICK to death of the same thing Every. Stinking. Year. I suggested this this morning and The Husband acted like I just told him I was cheating on him or something,

It’s the same thing every year. I end up throwing out half the ham because no one eats the whole thing, and that honey baked thing is WAY overpriced. It’s not that great either.

So, are there any tasty alternatives I can talk people into and not be treated like I’m some freak of nature or something? Help. Meeeee……