re: #174 sagehen

Some believe that the Bible is the inspired Word of God, communicated via the divine hotline to human scribes here on Earth who wrote it down for less fortunate people to read. For them, the Bible is a magic talisman containing All That Needs to Be Known, because God Wrote It.

Probably in 17th century English. He sent the first part down, translated into Hebrew, for the locals, got distracted or something, and sent the second part down a few thousand years later, but in Aramaic and Greek, with a different main character and plotline.

Hack writer. Unreliable. Fails to meet deadlines. Loses train of thought.