Rolling coal, baby! Just the thing for moving you ammo stash!

I present to you, the fully street legal Ford f650.

This is out of control. The President, Congress, and the CDC should launch an immediate, super-priority national effort to determine the cause of the precipitous decline in penis size and develop a cure. Our under-endowed brethren are suffering! The environment is suffering! Public safety and children’s college funds are suffering! Do something now!
(And whatever you do, don’t let Big Pharma monopolize the cure!)