re: #285 Cannadian Club Akbar

Officer: “M’am, I’ll need to see some ID”.
Woman: “Hold on officer, it’s in here somewhere. That’s my pot, my oxy, my valium, methadone, oh wait, here it is”!
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heh ,,, I like the ones where the person calls the cops because they want to report they got short changed on a drug deal

“Officer,, could you please weigh this,,, they told me it was an ounce, but I don’t think it’s even CLOSE”