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Call on the Clue Phone for North Korea

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The Shadow Do6/29/2009 8:48:11 pm PDT

re: #302 pink freud

Fire Ants! Yipes!

Get a big bag of sevin dust and cover every nest you can find. Wow ….on the couch! That’s bad. They’re ferocious here too.

Every week I go out on ant patrol. I find, inevitably, two or more of their bunkers. I attack them mercilessly with the equivalent of ant napalm. And then they are back…
I had just treated an infestation just off my back patio a couple of days ago, but they were back! I tracked them on my hands and knees. They had insinuated their nasty selves into a break in the expansion board between the foundation and the patio - no mound to be seen. Sneaky bastids.

But I tracked them, I did. I tracked them to their homes and then I laid waste to them with….ANT DESTROYER!

DIE! DIE! DIE!