After Rachel is done, I am going to start drinking. I can’t take any more of this uncertainty. At this point, if the Mueller Report was a single sheet of paper that said “No collusion,” I would actually feel better because at least there would be no uncertainty. But this thing is going to drag on and on and on and during all that time, Trump will still be President, and I’m not excited about any of the 2020 Dem candidates.

So I’ve got some Lagunitas Sumpin Easy, and Mrs. Commodore is cooking mushroom stroganoff.

And Thursday is Opening Day.

So I’ve got that.