re: #332 darthstar

I can remember them joking about it after giving me swats…I got to the point where once, when the teacher said I was going to get three swats I said, “fuck it, give me five for swearing too”…he did. Then one day I refused them. They sent me to the principal, I called my parents, and they didn’t know I’d been getting these things regularly, so they told me to take my punishment. When I got home and told them that I’d been beaten about a dozen times that year so far, the swats mysteriously stopped. (apparently, notifying the parents wasn’t something the school felt was necessary, and my folks didn’t appreciate that)

Hold out your hand for the pandybat.