re: #34 FormerDirtDart 🍕🐀 No Capt’n 😷 Trips

I’m relatively sure almost no parent in ‘Murica would allow their kids to consume non-sealed commercially packaged treats anymore

So? Who cares if they consume it? It would make a nice decoration and conversation piece for a kid’s room. They could also take it to school and freak out the staff nutritionist.