re: #398 Killgore Trout

Top Al Qaeda commanders with close links to Bin Laden captured in SAS dawn raid

Henchmen too? There used to be a time when getting caught with 80kg of opium just made you a drug dealer. It sounds like, when they’re not plotting the destruction of the Western Hemisphere for our electoral entertainment, these “commanders” spend their time setting up dope deals…it’s probably safer work.

“Really, I prefer trading in opium. The terrorist attack plotting thing requires too many meetings and a few sketchy people carry way to many weapons on them when we do get together.”