re: #559 imp_62

Are they Michele Bachmann’s?

Thank God, no, since statistically speaking, two or three of them are gay.

(Related story, I once told a bunch of eighth grade boys that one of the reasons I didn’t want them using homophobic slurs in class was that, statistically speaking, there were three gay students in our class. One kid’s eyes get big, and he says, “Really? WHO????”

Another kid says, “GOD you’re dumb. She said ‘statistically’.”)

On another topic, my mother heard that Alouette has a twenty-seventh grandchild. She says that she has resigned herself to the fact that the only way she and my father will catch up is if my husband and I go to a Romanian orphanage and say “We’ll take ‘em all.”