re: #583 Shiplord Kirel

ABC’s idea of a news story:

Lindsay Lohan Questions Sandy ‘Panic’

It’s my understanding that this person is an actress of sorts and has been in trouble for bad behavior. I theorize that ABC has decided that the views and interests of brain-dead pop-cultists are so prevalent as to deserve coverage, and they have chosen Lohan as a de facto representative of that element.

OK, that’s a stupid response to the hurricane.