re: #57 Lidane

Comedy gold:

On four occasions between April of 2010 and January of 2011, Haskins broke into vehicles on public and private property, disconnected the ignition wires, then started the engine. As the wires snapped and spit sparks, Haskins would masturbate to climax in a sexualized ritual he calls “cranking.”

This seems to be as reasonable a way to prepare for running for public office as attending a RWNJ diploma mill.