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Another GOP Creationist with Presidential Hopes

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Slumbering Behemoth Stinks9/29/2009 5:17:58 pm PDT

re: #612 Naso Tang

For some reason that reminds me of an episode of Twilight Zone, where an alien race surrounds the planet with their ships. They tell the leaders of the world that we are their creations, and that they are sick of our petty squabbling and primitive wars, and if we don’t straighten our shit out they would destroy us all.

The rest of the show is spent on all the world leaders getting together to scrap nukes, sign peace treaties, forget grievances, etc., culminating in unprecedented world peace.

When the aliens come back to see this, they express supreme disappointment in the fact that the world leaders “didn’t get it”. They created us to be warriors in their army, and complaint about our petty squabbling primitive wars was that it wasn’t good enough for their warlike standards.