For the record, I believe that climate change is a real problem, and we need to deal with it.

I also believe in evolution.

And, I’m a firm believer in the need to develop alternative fuels, and to conserve energy.

But I also think Al Gore wants to take away all my stuff. He’s got those “I want all your stuff” shifty little eyes.

Curse you Al Gore! You can’t have my stuff! (Well, I do have a complete set of commemorative plates celebrating the birth of Dolly the cloned sheep. Call me, we’ll talk.)

(Okay, I made the Dolly plate collection stuff up.)

;-)