re: #70 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Why don’t Baptists fuck standing up?

-Because it might lead to dancing!

True story We used to play bluegrass music for an “underground” Baptist country dance group. Their own pastor had forbidden live music and dancing on church premises, so they had to meet “secretly” in other rented facilities…

Same thing here. Grew up in the Church of Christ complete with no dancing rules and musical instruments forbidden inside the church. I think I was about 12 years old or so when I told my parents I did not believe in their mythology.

As a high school Senior I used to love taking my girlfriend to church, sitting in the back and leaving early then some quick sex on the way back while taking her home. Good times.