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re: #85 John Hughes

We’re all going to die anyway due to existing issues.

The MAGAts have managed to work themselves into a very narrow criteria for counting a death as due to CV-19:

1. You must have been in perfect health upon infection. If you have any existing health issues, whether diagnosed before or found upon hospitalization, then it doesn’t count towards the total because of a “co-morbidity.”

2. You must have been tested for the infection and undergoing treatment before death. Any tests conducted postmortem are considered “invalid” because the doctors are obviously lying in exchange for bribes.

3. Even if one has met the first two criteria, you can still disregard their death if they expired in a blue state because it’s obvious that the governors of those states are padding the numbers any way they can to hurt Trump. Only deaths in red states count…unless the governor is a Democrat, then even those numbers are suspect.

Really, just assume that the whole thing remains a massive “hoax” that Dems are running to defeat Trump in November. And that any reported deaths are due to totally normal illnesses that are being attributed to some mythical virus that the Chinese lied to us all about.

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