re: #93 reine.de.tout

No telling what would be in there. Could even be cocaine.

Had an employee once test positive for cocaine. We called him in, and he swore up and down that he never used cocaine.

However, his ex-wife had put a voodoo hex on him, and so he had seen a voodoo priestess who gave him an unmarked bottle of something to drink to take that hex off of him, and so the cocaine must have been in there.

True story. It’s also true that we didn’t believe him.

You gotta give him an “A” for effort though.
Not that you’d ever trust him!