Can I share? Ok, thanks! My life in this house is just so bizarre. Housemate downstairs says he’s got a music lesson going on tonight with a young 9 year old girl. I’m like fine! I’m not bothered. We have an upper deck (moi) and a lower yard (them) live music? By a 9 year old? I’ll deal.

Well, the real story is the girls mom is being all glamour singer now, she’s sung every single song, while the kid amuses herself banging on some drums. He’s working it.

Really? I’m laughing.