re: #164 CarleeCork

Speaking of legs, I got downdinged for mentioning the fact that Sarah has nice legs. I thought that was rather rude.

Well I gave you an upding.

As to Sarah’s legs, or any of her other bits, she could honestly look like Natale Portman and I still would not and could not be attracted to her. I simply can not be attracted to stupid, selfish, dishonest, opportunist, breathtakingly ignorant and smug about being a twit to boot.

The thought of coming home to her and hearing some perky you betcha coupled with a screed on why black helicopters were invading russia after the Spanish attacked Pearl Harbor - and that is why for the sake of the troops we shouldn’t talk about how she wanted to leave the marriage because she thought she had a chance to date someone else in the lower 48, would cause me to want to kill something. Well the bit about her leaving me would be welcome at least, but you get my point.