very OT rant on/
we hates dancing with the stars, we does, with a rabid eleventy hate. it is the smarmy epitome of all of the fake votey-type shows, drenched in false drama and pretentious pretend experts. yick.

but my mother likes it and i am a good and dutiful daughter who will let her watch it at volume 70. just like her football games.

i expect a shiny halo in heaven for this, lord
/rant off
to be repeated every monday AND tuesday for however long their ‘seasons’ last…

i now return you to your regularly-scheduled political rants and bad puns.