re: #31 Eclectic Cyborg

“Dammit Carl, you just broke the Internet!”

From experience, I can tell you how the conversation probably went:

“Okay, so we’re just going to commit these route changes, and - shit. My terminal just went dead.”
“Mine did, too.”
“Me three.”
“Wait. Do you think that -“
“FUCK.”
*sounds of a head banging on a desk*
“Okay. I can fix this. Deep breath. And - wait. That won’t work. Maybe I can - nope, that’s out. Fuck. Going to have to call in a ticket. Today is going to suck.”