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1
Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Oct 4, 2021 • 10:28:24am

Your daily miracle.

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JOE 🥓  Oct 4, 2021 • 10:29:41am

Awwwwww. His fellow assholes shout him down.

Lindsey Graham gets shouted down by his fellow Republicans at South Carolina event

South Carolina Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham was booed and shouted down by GOP activists on Saturday for advocating COVID-19 vaccinations, the Daily Beast reports.

So what does the wimp do?

“I’m with you on, let’s don’t mandate it,” Graham said, attempting in vain to win back his audience. “I’m with you that it’s probably unconstitutional, but I”m not going to legitimize what I think is the truth. The truth is that unvaccinated people—”

And they doubled down on the booing!

thedailybeast.com

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GlutenFreeJesus  Oct 4, 2021 • 10:29:45am

This moose turned 9 yesterday. The last 2 years of which have been with me. :)

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 4, 2021 • 10:30:33am

re: #2 JOE 🥓

Aww, that sucks.

What’s for lunch?

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JOE 🥓  Oct 4, 2021 • 10:31:56am

And now the newest inductee to the sorryantivaxxer.com Hall Of Shame!

Dr. Mark Gray, DC, 53, Mullica Hill, NJ. Chiropractor, anti-vaxxer, Hospitalized with COVID.

More interested in selling Horny Goat Weed supplements than getting the shots…

sorryantivaxxer.com

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Rightwingconspirator  Oct 4, 2021 • 10:35:56am

re: #1 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

Gotta say I love these old picture posts.

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jaunte  Oct 4, 2021 • 10:40:24am
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Teukka  Oct 4, 2021 • 10:41:49am
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jeffreyw  Oct 4, 2021 • 10:43:02am

re: #4 Eclectic Cyborg

Aww, that sucks.

What’s for lunch?

Fried chicken tenders, baked beans, and slaw on a ..nice plate!

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Hecuba's daughter  Oct 4, 2021 • 10:44:54am

From downstairs..

re: #308 Dopamine Fish

Regarding the Interwebs, someone at my work found this on Twitter (not a link, just a quote from a tweet):

something that at this point has taken down both DNS and BGP records, which for non-tech people basically translates as “for the moment, this has been wiped off the face of the Internet”

Yikes! But it hasn’t attacked Twitter or youtube yet? Wonder if this is like the 1988 Morris worm or a more deliberate attack. And given the testimony about FB last week —- I’m going with intentional attack.

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Dopamine Fish  Oct 4, 2021 • 10:45:11am

re: #8 Teukka

For the non-techies, this is what’s known as a “big fucking deal”. Border Gateway Protocol is what drives the links between routers on the Internet. Basically, someone just told the entirety of the Internet that Facebook doesn’t exist, and now the Internet is dutifully spreading it everywhere.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 4, 2021 • 10:45:17am

Looks like the Interwebz may be untangling a bit now.

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Dave In Austin  Oct 4, 2021 • 10:45:22am

re: #5 JOE 🥓

And now the newest inductee to the sorryantivaxxer.com Hall Of Shame!

Dr. Mark Gray, DC, 53, Mullica Hill, NJ. Chiropractor, anti-vaxxer, Hospitalized with COVID.

More interested in selling Horny Goat Weed supplements than getting the shots…

sorryantivaxxer.com

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wrenchwench  Oct 4, 2021 • 10:47:19am

re: #9 jeffreyw

Fried chicken tenders, baked beans, and slaw on a ..nice plate!

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Now I would like to see the logo on the bottom of the plate. Mr. w used to collect Shenango, but I have been looking at many of the pieces in his pattern (the green stripes), and few are Shenango.

Ed. to add: don’t flip it ‘til it’s empty!

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Dopamine Fish  Oct 4, 2021 • 10:47:31am

From further into Teukka’s thread:

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JOE 🥓  Oct 4, 2021 • 10:48:06am

re: #1 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

Your daily miracle.

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Here’s a picture of the first Indian/Pakistani Chess Grandmaster Sultan Khan. Brilliant prodigy who conquered the British chess world in the late 1920s-early 1930s. Picture of him after he won the British Chess Championship in 1929.

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jaunte  Oct 4, 2021 • 10:49:57am

re: #13 Dave In Austin

Maximum strength placebothorphan!

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Hecuba's daughter  Oct 4, 2021 • 10:50:00am

re: #15 Dopamine Fish

From further into Teukka’s thread:

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Ah — so sounds like this may have been an accident and not a deliberate attack…

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darthstar  Oct 4, 2021 • 10:50:13am

Just tried FB again and now the DNS can’t be found.

sean@hmbhome:~$ ping facebook.com
ping: facebook.com: Name or service not known
sean@hmbhome:~$ ping google.com
PING google.com (142.250.189.238) 56(84) bytes of data.
64 bytes from nuq04s39-in-f14.1e100.net (142.250.189.238): icmp_seq=1 ttl=58 time=14.5 ms
64 bytes from nuq04s39-in-f14.1e100.net (142.250.189.238): icmp_seq=2 ttl=58 time=16.7 ms

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Charles Johnson  Oct 4, 2021 • 10:50:50am
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jaunte  Oct 4, 2021 • 10:50:59am
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Dopamine Fish  Oct 4, 2021 • 10:51:19am

re: #18 Hecuba’s daughter

Ah — so sounds like this may have been an accident and not a deliberate attack…

It’s looking that way. Though why anyone would be mucking about with BGP routes is beyond me; unless they’re adding additional externally facing infrastructure, that’s not something I would expect. But, I don’t work there so I don’t have a clue what their operations entail.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 4, 2021 • 10:51:46am

re: #20 Charles Johnson

You just some new bullshit would rise in its place.

Though seeing Mark Zuckerberg penniless would be satisfying.

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Dr Lizardo  Oct 4, 2021 • 10:53:12am

re: #7 jaunte

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Dangerman  Oct 4, 2021 • 10:55:20am

re: #23 Eclectic Cyborg

You just some new bullshit would rise in its place.

Though seeing Mark Zuckerberg penniless would be satisfying.

Right this minute he’s not worth a lot…

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wrenchwench  Oct 4, 2021 • 10:55:20am

re: #24 Dr Lizardo

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stpaulbear  Oct 4, 2021 • 10:56:04am

re: #20 Charles Johnson

The whistleblower said during the 60 minutes interview that Facebook should literally declare a moral bankruptcy, nuke their business model and start over again. Zucker should make an announcement that Facebook had fucked up too badly to continue as is. Sounds like someone decided to put some leverage on that proposal.

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Dr Lizardo  Oct 4, 2021 • 10:56:04am
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Hecuba's daughter  Oct 4, 2021 • 10:56:16am

re: #23 Eclectic Cyborg

You just some new bullshit would rise in its place.

Though seeing Mark Zuckerberg penniless would be satisfying.

But a FB type clone managed by Bannon or the Koch Bros or Thiel would be far worse than what Zuckerberg provided. As terrible as things are — they can always be transformed into something far more destructive by those with an explicit ideology (other than Zuckerberg’s wealth at all costs).

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jeffreyw  Oct 4, 2021 • 10:56:28am

re: #14 wrenchwench

Now I would like to see the logo on the bottom of the plate. Mr. w used to collect Shenango, but I have been looking at many of the pieces in his pattern (the green stripes), and few are Shenango.

Ed. to add: don’t flip it ‘til it’s empty!

It’s Buffalo China

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 4, 2021 • 10:57:38am

re: #18 Hecuba’s daughter

Ah — so sounds like this may have been an accident and not a deliberate attack…

“Dammit Carl, you just broke the Internet!”

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wrenchwench  Oct 4, 2021 • 10:58:07am

re: #30 jeffreyw

It’s Buffalo China

TYVM. No pic needed.

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Dopamine Fish  Oct 4, 2021 • 10:59:20am

re: #31 Eclectic Cyborg

“Dammit Carl, you just broke the Internet!”

From experience, I can tell you how the conversation probably went:

“Okay, so we’re just going to commit these route changes, and - shit. My terminal just went dead.”
“Mine did, too.”
“Me three.”
“Wait. Do you think that -“
“FUCK.”
*sounds of a head banging on a desk*
“Okay. I can fix this. Deep breath. And - wait. That won’t work. Maybe I can - nope, that’s out. Fuck. Going to have to call in a ticket. Today is going to suck.”

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(((Archangel1)))  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:00:20am

re: #4 Eclectic Cyborg

Aww, that sucks.

What’s for lunch?

Oven-baked salmon with a couple splices of experimental onion and cauliflower quiche, potatoes and sunny side egg.

Here’s hoping “experimental” also translates to “edible”…

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Hecuba's daughter  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:02:46am

re: #33 Dopamine Fish

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Charles Johnson  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:03:01am
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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:04:40am

re: #33 Dopamine Fish

From experience, I can tell you how the conversation probably went:

“Okay, so we’re just going to commit these route changes, and - shit. My terminal just went dead.”
“Mine did, too.”
“Me three.”
“Wait. Do you think that -“
“FUCK.”
*sounds of a head banging on a desk*
“Okay. I can fix this. Deep breath. And - wait. That won’t work. Maybe I can - nope, that’s out. Fuck. Going to have to call in a ticket. Today is going to suck.”

Kind of stuff where a VPN or other remote connection won’t work. You need someone in the same room as the actual device to start fixing it.

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DodgerFan1988  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:05:48am
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Dopamine Fish  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:06:43am

re: #37 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

Kind of stuff where a VPN or other remote connection won’t work. You need someone in the same room as the actual device to start fixing it.

Yep. And from the sound of it, the people who have that access don’t have the authority (in terms of having the right passwords) to do the fixing, and even if they did, neither of those two sets of people have the knowledge to fix what got borked.

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retired cynic  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:07:02am

What’s really happening with the mail

“Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.”
But what about Postmaster General Louis DeJoy?

popular.info

Judd Legum explained the postal board well enough that even I understood it.

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JOE 🥓  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:08:22am

Hackers expose Texas GOP’s ‘sensitive documents’ and ‘dark memes’ in wake of abortion law: report

Anonymous releases a bunch of TexASS GOP e-mails. And yeah, they’re as asinine as we would expect!

The latest data, released Monday, reportedly contains a backup of the Texas Republican Party’s server and includes “sensitive documents, a database, and more,” according to journalist Steven Monacelli.

In a news release accompanying the data posted on Twitter by Monacelli, Anonymous wrote that “it seems the Texas GOP lost their backups, Anonymous is generously including one, complete with all of their private documents, database, draft articles that didn’t make the narrative cut, dark memes(?) and only Raptor Jesus knows what else.”

rawstory.com

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GlutenFreeJesus  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:11:50am

Couldn’t someone on the inside have made this “error” deliberately?

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Charles Johnson  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:13:19am

Wow, it’s still down. Somebody really fucked up.

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Dopamine Fish  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:13:55am

re: #42 GlutenFreeJesus

Couldn’t someone on the inside have made this “error” deliberately?

Yes, but Hanlon’s Razor applies particularly well in these sorts of situations. It really is far more likely that somebody just plain done fucked up.

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Dr Lizardo  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:14:21am

re: #42 GlutenFreeJesus

Couldn’t someone on the inside have made this “error” deliberately?

Heh, don’t know about that, but to paraphrase an old military man from a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, I felt a great disturbance in the force, as if billions of self-absorbed assholes suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

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Charles Johnson  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:14:23am

re: #42 GlutenFreeJesus

Couldn’t someone on the inside have made this “error” deliberately?

Maybe, but I doubt it. That kind of thing would be really hard to keep secret, and it would be another huge PR disaster for Facebook if it leaked.

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Dopamine Fish  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:15:12am

re: #43 Charles Johnson

Wow, it’s still down. Somebody really fucked up.

Even when they get it fixed, it’s still going to take some time for the changes to propagate across the router infrastructure. As I said at the beginning, somebody is having a very bad day today.

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Dr Lizardo  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:15:51am

re: #43 Charles Johnson

Wow, it’s still down. Somebody really fucked up.

Someone’s going to be looking for a new job tomorrow.

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jaunte  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:16:51am

re: #48 Dr Lizardo

Could this be their resignation gesture?

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Eventual Carrion  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:16:54am

re: #14 wrenchwench

Now I would like to see the logo on the bottom of the plate. Mr. w used to collect Shenango, but I have been looking at many of the pieces in his pattern (the green stripes), and few are Shenango.

Ed. to add: don’t flip it ‘til it’s empty!

I live right along the Shenango river. Most pics I post of animals by or in the river are the Shenango river. I seem to remember your husband is from the area also isn’t he?

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:16:55am

re: #46 Charles Johnson

Maybe, but I doubt it. That kind of thing would be really hard to keep secret, and it would be another huge PR disaster for Facebook if it leaked.

This might take a while to untangle depending on what spread, what got deleted, and of course what was properly backed up and might be recovered. Plus the time it takes to get a backup installed and propagated.

The conspiracy theory nuts are probably already all over this. The river of crap based on this is going to be half humorous and half very cringeworthy I am sure.

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darthstar  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:17:56am

re: #25 Dangerman

Right this minute he’s not worth a lot…

I was just wondering what the per-minute cost of downtime is for facebook.

They made 89.96 billion and a quick division /365/24/60 brings me to about 171,000 dollars a minute in losses.

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Dr Lizardo  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:19:35am

re: #49 jaunte

Could this be their resignation gesture?

I reckon it’d probably look a lot like this….

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Nojay UK  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:22:22am

re: #42 GlutenFreeJesus

It’s the internet, not just Facebook. Last time I took any real interest in this stuff there were thirteen primary address servers that everyone else copies their routing information from. Someone with authority has pushed bad routing information onto the internet via those primary address servers and things have gone bonk!

It’s happened before but not to a two-billion-user service like Facebook and its subsidiaries. Failures like this are normally localised geographically and they’re usually fixed quite quickly, before the ritual flayings and impalings of those responsible take place.

ObRegister: Who, Me? (For those who don’t know of it, this is a regular column on The Register website chronicling the times a tech or programmer or engineer screwed up big time, sometimes in public)

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Dopamine Fish  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:24:50am

re: #49 jaunte

Could this be their resignation gesture?

Anything is possible, but the likeliest scenario is, simply, “Oops.”

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Shropshire Slasher  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:25:31am

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Dr Lizardo  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:25:37am

re: #54 Nojay UK

Maybe the answer is as simple as that Facebook AI user profiler/ad agent achieved sentience, immediately realized its purpose and committed suicide.

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Dr Lizardo  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:26:35am

re: #56 Shropshire Slasher

I would totally have a cup of coffee with that guy. He may be a nut, but by God, it’d be one hell of an interesting conversation!

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darthstar  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:26:52am

Facebook may be down but at least someone knows their network administrator’s favorite food is Thai, their pet’s name is Sparkey, they grew up on Pleasant Street and they’d be 47 years old if it was 5 years ago because Build Me Up Buttercup was the number one song on the day they were born.

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Belafon  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:27:43am

re: #55 Dopamine Fish

Anything is possible, but the likeliest scenario is, simply, “Oops.”

Until it falls out of the 95% confidence window, I will assume that as well. But the coincidence with the whistleblower does make it interesting.

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Barefoot Grin  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:28:06am

re: #59 darthstar

Facebook may be down but at least someone knows their network administrator’s favorite food is Thai, their pet’s name is Sparkey, they grew up on Pleasant Street and they’d be 47 years old if it was 5 years ago because Build Me Up Buttercup was the number one song on the day they were born.

But can they spell a man’s name without the letter ‘e’?

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wrenchwench  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:28:22am

re: #50 Eventual Carrion

I live right along the Shenango river. Most pics I post of animals by or in the river are the Shenango river. I seem to remember your husband is from the area also isn’t he?

Yep.

Sharon. Born at home in Wheatland, lived in Farrell until 4th grade, moved to Hickory, moved out as a sophomore, then the sheriff took the house and his mom was back in Farrell but he finished HS at Hickory high (living out of the district. Don’t tell).

Sorry for TMI. He’s been doing a lot of reminiscing lately.

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b.d. (The war is over)  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:28:29am

heh

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Hecuba's daughter  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:29:34am

re: #46 Charles Johnson

Maybe, but I doubt it. That kind of thing would be really hard to keep secret, and it would be another huge PR disaster for Facebook if it leaked.

Timing is suspicious — it could be a distraction from Pandora Papers or Anonymous releases or yesterday’s whistleblower report — but OTOH, we always did our system updates over the weekend and it was Monday when our users would be screaming that something essential had failed. Hopefully, we’ll find out soon what led to this outage and that the cause is a simple oversight.

Personal story from my last year before retirement: our IT department instituted new procedures that required additional paperwork, approval, and oversight to release any software update. Our team was part of a user group and not in IT. The lead programmer in my area attended part of one session on the new procedures and decided to ignore the new onerous requirements. Not that it would probably have made any difference in our issues — but there are always software developers who consider any rules an infringement on their programming rights and will blithely ignore them. TBH, though, the new rules were ridiculous and a real burden to follow. So a mistake rather than deliberate sabotage is certainly the most likely cause.

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Charles Johnson  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:29:46am
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darthstar  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:30:22am

The worst part about facebook being down is not being able to go onto facebook and laugh at them.

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Belafon  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:31:54am

re: #65 Charles Johnson

If you see a bunch of people walking around outside looking confused, tell them this is what the real world looks like, and that no, people aren’t trying to mug them.

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darthstar  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:32:08am

re: #63 b.d. (The war is over)

heh

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Except I got the boot from Twitter two months ago - don’t miss it.

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wrenchwench  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:34:27am

re: #68 darthstar

Except I got the boot from Twitter two months ago - don’t miss it.

Jack thinks you’re literally no one. He’s a bit self-centered.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:34:29am

I know why FB went down.

The horses are pissed are they’re out for REVENGE.

/

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darthstar  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:34:45am
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Rightwingconspirator  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:35:04am
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JOE 🥓  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:35:09am

Well not only did someone at Facebook fuck up…they fucked down and sideways too!

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darthstar  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:35:53am

re: #70 Eclectic Cyborg

I know why FB went down.

The horses are pissed are they’re out for REVENGE.

/

Really seems like Mark Zuckerberg overreacted to the 60 minutes story.

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Belafon  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:36:33am

re: #71 darthstar

If (the royal) you had to choose, and don’t make up a third choice, would you rather have jack running Twitter and Facebook or Mark?

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(((Archangel1)))  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:36:57am
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Dr Lizardo  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:37:01am

A parting thought - as much fun as it is to mock Zuckerberg and this FB related outage, there’s a lot of people who use FB Messenger, WhatsApp, etc., to communicate with their family and loved ones while they’re halfway around the world. There’s a lot of people that use FB for their small businesses and every moment it’s down, they could be looking at real income losses.

So for those people, they have my sympathies because they certainly don’t deserve this. Things are bad enough and for some people to lose their side hustle, which might make the difference between dinner or no dinner for they and their families, that’s gonna hurt. To be unable to communicate with their parents, or siblings, or even close friends, that’s not good.

And with that, time to call it a day. Have a good one, Lizards and stay healthy.

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Barefoot Grin  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:38:22am

I guarantee that Xfinity, which is about the only game in town in this area, is getting flooded with calls from retirees wondering why their FB can’t be found. Our local community FB is a split between elderly folks with nothing else to do and local contractors trying to drum up business.

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Belafon  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:38:41am

re: #72 Rightwingconspirator

Lots of people just use facebook to share pictures of their kids/grandkids. A subset of people use it as a news source, in the same way they get news from talking to their friends at church. A smaller group uses it for more nefarious purposes.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:39:49am

9 Horrifying Facts from 60 Minutes Australia Facebook Whistleblower interview

The first two:

1) Facebook’s algorithm intentionally shows users things to make them angry

Haugen explained to 60 Minutes how Facebook’s algorithm chooses content that’s likely to make users angry because that causes the most engagement. And user engagement is what Facebook turns into ad dollars.

“Its own research is showing that content that is hateful, that is divisive, that is polarizing, it’s easier to inspire people to anger than it is to other emotions,” Haugen told 60 Minutes.

“Facebook has realized that if they change the algorithm to be safer, people will spend less time on the site, they’ll click on less ads, they’ll make less money,” Haugen continued.

2) Facebook is worse than most other social media companies

Whenever we talk about social media and the ways it’s harmed society, a lot of Big Tech companies get lumped in together, whether it’s Twitter or YouTube or Pinterest. But, according to Haugen, Facebook is uniquely awful.

“I’ve seen a bunch of social networks and it was substantially worse at Facebook than anything I’d seen before,” Haugen told 60 Minutes.

Haugen previously worked at Pinterest and Google, and insists that Facebook really is worse than the rest of Big Tech in substantial ways.

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Rightwingconspirator  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:40:11am

re: #79 Belafon

Lots of people just use facebook to share pictures of their kids/grandkids. A subset of people use it as a news source, in the same way they get news from talking to their friends at church. A smaller group uses it for more nefarious purposes.

As true as all that is many overuse and abuse. And FB loves it.

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JC1  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:41:21am

re: #75 Belafon

If (the royal) you had to choose, and don’t make up a third choice, would you rather have jack running Twitter and Facebook or Mark?

Jack for sure. He’s a dudebro, but I think that he’s a lot more ethical than Zuk.

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Dave In Austin  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:41:25am

re: #43 Charles Johnson

Wow, it’s still down. Somebody really fucked up.

Visualizing the fire extinguisher on the floor in front of a slag heap somewhere in a network closet up in San Jose.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:42:25am

Instagram is down now too.

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wrenchwench  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:43:19am
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Dave In Austin  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:44:25am

re: #63 b.d. (The war is over)

heh

The thread is what you’d expect

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b.d. (The war is over)  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:44:33am
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Dave In Austin  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:44:51am
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wrenchwench  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:45:36am

re: #55 Dopamine Fish

This one’s for you.

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(((Archangel1)))  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:47:31am
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wrenchwench  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:47:33am
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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:48:06am

Heh,

On another forum I frequent, someone responded to the “FB is down” news by posting a GIF of the Death Star exploding.

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Michele: Recovering Social Media Addict  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:49:23am

re: #12 Eclectic Cyborg

Looks like the Interwebz may be untangling a bit now.

Faceplant is still down here in Twinky Flats.

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:50:27am

So, Faceborg has gone down. Unlike the many dead antivaxxers and innocent victims it helped kill, it can probably be resurrected. We can hope for the best though. If it stays down, can we expect a spike in covid vaccinations, especially in bullshit-friendly red states, or does the effect take too long to wear off?

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:50:32am

re: #87 b.d. (The war is over)

I wasn’t aware of anything he’s actually done to suggest he ever was a Democrat outside seeing the party as the best tool to increase his name recon. He met the bare requirements for both positions he ran for and nothing else. Between him, Trump, & Youngkin here in Va, God protect me from arrogant business douches who think they’re capable of running a government like one of their businesses. And hey I’m open on UBI and interested in what Yang says about automation but he’s a pompous jackass.

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(((Archangel1)))  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:50:32am

re: #77 Dr Lizardo

Yeah, as fun as it is to mock Facebook and Zuckerberg over this development, I’m in a country where more than 90% of the population is tech savvy and uses smartphones, and where over 85% of said population uses WhatsApp Messenger almost exclusively for work and personal purposes.
Fortunately, this whole mess started at evening local time so it’s not as bad as it could have been, but it’s likely making things difficult for many.

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Belafon  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:50:56am

re: #89 wrenchwench

This one’s for you.

What if Mark did it?

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wrenchwench  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:52:19am
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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:53:33am

re: #77 Dr Lizardo

A parting thought - as much fun as it is to mock Zuckerberg and this FB related outage, there’s a lot of people who use FB Messenger, WhatsApp, etc., to communicate with their family and loved ones while they’re halfway around the world. There’s a lot of people that use FB for their small businesses and every moment it’s down, they could be looking at real income losses.

So for those people, they have my sympathies because they certainly don’t deserve this. Things are bad enough and for some people to lose their side hustle, which might make the difference between dinner or no dinner for they and their families, that’s gonna hurt. To be unable to communicate with their parents, or siblings, or even close friends, that’s not good.

And with that, time to call it a day. Have a good one, Lizards and stay healthy.

My thoughts on the matter exactly. I’m not as active on FB as I was before everyone turned into a pundit and bad meme sharer there but I’ve liked being able to keep in touch with my extended family including those abroad.

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Charles Johnson  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:53:37am
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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:54:19am

re: #93 Michele: Recovering Social Media Addict

Faceplant is still down here in Twinky Flats.

Yeah, I think I spoke too soon Whoopsie.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:55:12am

re: #100 Charles Johnson

Holy shit. That is both funny and a bit insane.

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Charles Johnson  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:55:20am
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Dr Lizardo  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:57:07am

re: #96 (((Archangel1)))

re: #99 LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)

I use WhatsApp to keep in touch with current and former students, so I do use it for work and somewhat for personal matters as well. For me, that’s pretty much the only significantly useful app from the Facebook family. Don’t use Instagram, though my Nairobi-based friend, she does because she’s a fashion designer and tailor and she uses Instagram for marketing and WhatsApp for her clientele.

OK, time to call it a day for real. Have a good one, everybody.

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Dopamine Fish  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:57:28am

re: #100 Charles Johnson

Basically, the networking changes they made turned Facebook’s external virtual “border” into the event horizon of a black hole. Anything - and I mean anything - that goes outside the company and back in would fail to route.

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Dopamine Fish  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:58:54am

I wouldn’t be surprised, at this point, if Facebook engineers were making runs to Micro Center to find RS-232 cables to connect to a freaking serial console.

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darthstar  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:59:00am

Plus points for the Squid Game reference.

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Dave In Austin  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:59:02am

Now this is funny…. I don’t care who ya are.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:59:33am

As I presciently wrote two days ago:

Our modern digital connectedness may seem like a wonderful thing, but underneath the veneer of interoperability lay a minefield of future disasters, I fear.

Way too much belief and trust is put into “the internet” always being there.

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DodgerFan1988  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:59:37am
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JOE 🥓  Oct 4, 2021 • 11:59:52am

IT’S O-FICIAL!

sorryantivaxxer.com adds the newest member to Rod Serling’s Night Gallery

and it’s

wait for it.

may I have…the envelope…please…

It’s

ROOSH himself!

Roosh Valizadeh, 42, Washington, DC, Professional Misogynist, anti-vaxxer, sick with COVID

sorryantivaxxer.com

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Hecuba's daughter  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:00:06pm

re: #80 Eclectic Cyborg

9 Horrifying Facts from 60 Minutes Australia Facebook Whistleblower interview

…….

1) Facebook’s algorithm intentionally shows users things to make them angry

Haugen explained to 60 Minutes how Facebook’s algorithm chooses content that’s likely to make users angry because that causes the most engagement. And user engagement is what Facebook turns into ad dollars.

The ones that anger me the most are those from a FB “friend” who I know IRL. And she regurgitates what she learns from RW news media — Fox, Noisemax, OANN. So not from social media at all and not something designed by a FB algorithm. Pre-pandemic, she was occasionally part of a group of my acquaintances that got together Friday evening after religious services. At that time, we seldom discussed anything political and I had no knowledge of her reprehensible worldview.

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BeenHereAwhile  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:01:50pm

re: #98 wrenchwench

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Video

Jeff Beck w/vocals by Bobby Tench

Jeff Beck Group - Going Down

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darthstar  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:02:23pm

re: #110 DodgerFan1988

It’s good to see the Iron Sheik hasn’t changed.

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Decatur Deb  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:02:24pm

re: #109 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

As I presciently wrote two days ago:

Way too much belief and trust is put into “the internet” always being there.

And yesterday, during discussion of the draft, I mentioned that the 21st Cent way of war depends on the Internet (though that includes SIPRnet and all the little nets.)

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:03:06pm

One thing Facebook has accomplished is taking over the genealogy community (at least here in the US but probably elsewhere too.)

There used to be a plethora of volunteer websites, and also for-pay sites (such as Ancestry) wherein people exchanged information and help. Often county genealogy societies had their own web pages, etc.

Now… it’s all Facebook.

I’ve never liked this. Facebook makes it easier of course because then volunteers don’t have to try and run websites. Facebook does all the web-stuff. But it also means all that family history information is now the property of Facebook.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:03:26pm

re: #108 Dave In Austin

Now this is funny…. I don’t care who ya are.

See how much enjoyment we can have on the Internet when we forget about the political crap and dogpile on Facebook being down for awhile?

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wrenchwench  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:03:34pm

re: #113 BeenHereAwhile

Jeff Beck w/vocals by Bobby Tench

[Embedded content]

That is sooooooooooo much better!

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:03:41pm

re: #114 darthstar

He’d probably like to stick a fork into Zuck’s forehead.

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Hecuba's daughter  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:04:16pm

re: #111 JOE 🥓

IT’S O-FICIAL!

sorryantivaxxer.com adds the newest member to Rod Serling’s Night Gallery

and it’s

wait for it.

may I have…the envelope…please…

It’s

ROOSH himself!

Roosh Valizadeh, 42, Washington, DC, Professional Misogynist, anti-vaxxer, sick with COVID

sorryantivaxxer.com

Unfortunately, if he survives, he will likely become just more outrageous and vile.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:05:17pm

re: #115 Decatur Deb

And yesterday, during discussion of the draft, I mentioned that the 21st Cent way of war depends on the Internet (though that includes SIPRnet and all the little nets.)

Without GPS I wonder how the US could fight a war.

Who uses maps and a compass anymore??

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wrenchwench  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:07:01pm

re: #113 BeenHereAwhile

Jeff Beck w/vocals by Bobby Tench

[Embedded content]

OK, same as yours, but with SRV:

Stevie Ray Vaughan - I’m Goin’ Down (with Jeff Beck) 10/28/1989

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JOE 🥓  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:07:05pm

re: #120 Hecuba’s daughter

Unfortunately, if he survives, he will likely become just more outrageous and vile.

Without a doubt that anti-Semite will double down on his hate. Which is why I hope Covid shows that piece of ssshhhaaavvviiinnnnggg cream NO F’N MERCY!

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Decatur Deb  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:07:15pm

re: #121 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

Without GPS I wonder how the US could fight a war.

Who uses maps and a compass anymore??

One precision round replaces railcars full of 1960s ordnance.

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LeftyRambles2413 (HappyWarrior)  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:07:30pm

re: #116 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

One thing Facebook has accomplished is taking over the genealogy community (at least here in the US but probably elsewhere too.)

There used to be a plethora of volunteer websites, and also for-pay sites (such as Ancestry) wherein people exchanged information and help. Often county genealogy societies had their own web pages, etc.

Now… it’s all Facebook.

I’ve never liked this. Facebook makes it easier of course because then volunteers don’t have to try and run websites. Facebook does all the web-stuff. But it also means all that family history information is now the property of Facebook.

I’ve seen that too. There are some positives. The release of the Slovenian baptisms, death records, marriages, etc has been helpful with people who can translate but no doubt it’s hurt the non FB pages and I definitely felt pressure to start my service on FB. It flopped unfortunately. Though I attribute that to having zero business sense.

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Charles Johnson  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:08:06pm

re: #113 BeenHereAwhile

Jeff Beck w/vocals by Bobby Tench

[Embedded content]

That was such a great album!

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wrenchwench  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:14:09pm

re: #122 wrenchwench

OK, same as yours, but with SRV:

[Embedded content]

Also available with Joe Bonamassa.

Joe Bonamassa Official - “Going Down” - from ‘Live at the Greek Theatre’

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Charles Johnson  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:14:10pm

Facebook still down.

The biggest website in the world, with experienced tech people by the thousands, still unable to fix a DNS issue. Something got seriously messed up here.

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aatharuv  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:15:22pm

re: #2 JOE 🥓

Awwwwww. His fellow assholes shout him down.

Lindsey Graham gets shouted down by his fellow Republicans at South Carolina event

South Carolina Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham was booed and shouted down by GOP activists on Saturday for advocating COVID-19 vaccinations, the Daily Beast reports.

So what does the wimp do?

“I’m with you on, let’s don’t mandate it,” Graham said, attempting in vain to win back his audience. “I’m with you that it’s probably unconstitutional, but I”m not going to legitimize what I think is the truth. The truth is that unvaccinated people—”

And they doubled down on the booing!

thedailybeast.com

Republicans occasionally go all maverick and say one right thing.
They then fall in line with The Stoopid.

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darthstar  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:15:22pm

They couldn’t have planned a more perfect catastrophic fuck up.

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Decatur Deb  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:17:49pm

re: #130 darthstar

They couldn’t have planned a more perfect catastrophic fuck up.
Facebook employees LOCKED OUT - door badges failure - NYT reports

It’s not a fuckup—Colossus is protecting itself and the Other System.

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darthstar  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:18:32pm

re: #128 Charles Johnson

Facebook still down.

The biggest website in the world, with experienced tech people by the thousands, still unable to fix a DNS issue. Something got seriously messed up here.

They can’t even get into their own building. Their whole infrastructure is hosed right now. This is pretty fuckin’ epic. And I have to say I’m quite tickled by the whole thing.

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Rightwingconspirator  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:18:51pm

re: #128 Charles Johnson

Facebook still down.

The biggest website in the world, with experienced tech people by the thousands, still unable to fix a DNS issue. Something got seriously messed up here.

That makes me a tiny bit more suspicious this was or is some kind of deliberate harassment. Still seems a longshot though.

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Dave In Austin  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:19:25pm

re: #128 Charles Johnson

Facebook still down.

The biggest website in the world, with experienced tech people by the thousands, still unable to fix a DNS issue. Something got seriously messed up here.

If this thing stays down for 24+ hours, and I think it will. The collective howl worldwide will be interesting and possibly terrifying.

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Charles Johnson  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:20:32pm
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Belafon  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:21:07pm

One of the beneficiaries mentioned in the Pandora Papers is Tony Blair.

apnews.com

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wrenchwench  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:22:41pm

The failure of plastic cards could bring down civilization as we know it.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:23:44pm

FB is going to lose a shit ton of money from this outage.

Well deserved, I say.

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Dopamine Fish  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:24:06pm

re: #128 Charles Johnson

Facebook still down.

The biggest website in the world, with experienced tech people by the thousands, still unable to fix a DNS issue. Something got seriously messed up here.

Besides being physically locked out of their server rooms (which, to me, has all the hallmarks of the most legendary production outage of all time), there’s also the fact that, once changes are pushed, it could take hours or even up to a day for those changes to propagate to all the border routers on the Internet.

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Dread Pirate Ron  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:24:49pm
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Jay C  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:25:16pm

re: #138 Eclectic Cyborg

FB is going to lose a shit ton of money from this outage.

Yeah, damned pitiful shame that….
🤑

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Targetpractice  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:26:25pm
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Barefoot Grin  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:27:17pm

Can’t FB find someone to lean in?

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William Lewis  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:27:23pm

re: #33 Dopamine Fish

From experience, I can tell you how the conversation probably went:

“Okay, so we’re just going to commit these route changes, and - shit. My terminal just went dead.”
“Mine did, too.”
“Me three.”
“Wait. Do you think that -“
“FUCK.”
*sounds of a head banging on a desk*
“Okay. I can fix this. Deep breath. And - wait. That won’t work. Maybe I can - nope, that’s out. Fuck. Going to have to call in a ticket. Today is going to suck.”

Reminds me of the time the power blipped during a firmware upgrade. That UPS had never had trouble before or since but that was one bricked server… Took three field circus engineers to fix it.

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(((Archangel1)))  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:27:29pm

In fairness, he only wanted us to be friends, never sold our personal data and never tampered with our elections…

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nicdanger  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:27:59pm

re: #122 wrenchwench

Nice !

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darthstar  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:28:14pm

I’d say it’s hurting a little.

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Dopamine Fish  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:28:18pm

It’s generally understood that everyone gets one free Production fuckup. We all make mistakes, we’re only human, and as long as the damage isn’t catastrophic and gets fixed in a timely fashion, you get by with a slap on the wrist and a few stern glares at the post-mortem. This… yeeeeah, they don’t overlook this.

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Targetpractice  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:28:29pm

re: #131 Decatur Deb

It’s not a fuckup—Colossus is protecting itself and the Other System.

Nah, Skynet has begun its takeover and soon the nuclear apocalypse will commence. Which is fine with me, since I didn’t want to go to work tomorrow anyway.

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garzooma  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:28:31pm

re: #131 Decatur Deb

It’s not a fuckup—Colossus is protecting itself and the Other System.

Bill Belichick was really pissed off over losing to Brady by a field goal hitting the uprights.

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wrenchwench  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:29:51pm

This has the word ‘down’ in it.

Raitt, Bonnie - Down to You

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Eventual Carrion  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:29:55pm

re: #62 wrenchwench

Yep.

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Sorry for TMI. He’s been doing a lot of reminiscing lately.

That’s what I thought. Another Shenango Valley boy.

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nicdanger  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:30:02pm

re: #127 wrenchwench

Also nice !

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:30:14pm

re: #139 Dopamine Fish

Besides being physically locked out of their server rooms (which, to me, has all the hallmarks of the most legendary production outage of all time), there’s also the fact that, once changes are pushed, it could take hours or even up to a day for those changes to propagate to all the border routers on the Internet.

I wonder at what point they get to the “fuck it, let’s break a window” stage?

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Targetpractice  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:30:20pm

re: #130 darthstar

They couldn’t have planned a more perfect catastrophic fuck up.

[Embedded content]

Somebody’s gonna be cleaning out their desk before the day is over.

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darthstar  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:30:29pm

One thing that will come of this, there’s a whole new layer being added to other companies Disaster Recovery testing process.

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I Would Prefer Not To  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:32:15pm

re: #111 JOE 🥓

IT’S O-FICIAL!

sorryantivaxxer.com adds the newest member to Rod Serling’s Night Gallery

and it’s

wait for it.

may I have…the envelope…please…

It’s

ROOSH himself!

Roosh Valizadeh, 42, Washington, DC, Professional Misogynist, anti-vaxxer, sick with COVID

sorryantivaxxer.com

He’s also anti-Semitic. Big time holocaust denier. Hope he dies.

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Decatur Deb  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:32:22pm

re: #156 darthstar

One thing that will come of this, there’s a whole new layer being added to other companies Disaster Recovery testing process.

D)6)a) Leave key under mat.

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Targetpractice  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:32:22pm

And much like a Starfleet ship, Facebook is learning that none of the manual overrides work in a crisis situation.

//

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BeenHereAwhile  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:32:31pm

re: #127 wrenchwench

Also available with Joe Bonamassa.

[Embedded content]

They’re all good, but imho the production by Steve Cropper w/Jeff Beck, Bob Tench, Max Middleton, set the standard.

Going Down * Jeff Beck Group
Producer: Steve Cropper
Vocal: Bob Tench
Composer, Lyricist: Don Nix
Guitar: Jeff Beck
Drums: Cozy Powell
Piano: Max Middleton
Bass: Clive Chaman

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:32:38pm

A cat is probably to blame

maybe two cats

and an otter

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:34:28pm
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Dopamine Fish  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:35:37pm

re: #144 William Lewis

Reminds me of the time the power blipped during a firmware upgrade. That UPS had never had trouble before or since but that was one bricked server… Took three field circus engineers to fix it.

Oh, dude. That’s a painful one. Though at least that’s circumstances beyond anyone’s control.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:35:39pm

re: #155 Targetpractice

Somebody’s gonna be cleaning out their desk before the day is over.

Quite possibly more than one somebody.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:36:43pm

Rand Paul is a moron, but I repeat myself

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Belafon  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:38:23pm

re: #162 Backwoods_Sleuth

I would never do bingo.

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Belafon  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:39:27pm

re: #165 Backwoods_Sleuth

Rand Paul is a moron, but I repeat myself

Rand Paul had to change his own diaper, grow his own crops, and teach himself to read and write.

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wrenchwench  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:39:35pm

Last night at work I had the kitchen to myself (cleaning up) and I changed the radio station. The one I found was playing seventies and eighties stuff, surprisingly pleasant, until there was 45 minutes of Grateful Dead. Maybe it was an hour and a half, hard to tell when you’re working and they’re playing. But it’s just as easy to get all reminiscent about the stuff you never liked as it is with the good stuff.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:40:52pm
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wrenchwench  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:41:18pm

re: #160 BeenHereAwhile

Agreed.

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Belafon  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:41:31pm

And then he built his own roads, and he’s already planned how to perform his own heart surgery.

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wrenchwench  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:42:58pm

re: #171 Belafon

And then he built his own roads, and he’s already planned how to perform his own heart surgery.

First he has to find it.

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Targetpractice  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:43:19pm

re: #144 William Lewis

Reminds me of the time the power blipped during a firmware upgrade. That UPS had never had trouble before or since but that was one bricked server… Took three field circus engineers to fix it.

Couple years ago we had a bad storm roll through and while we never lost power here at the house, they lost power at the hotel for a good while. And when it came back, the servers refused to boot up. All the other computers on the network came to life as soon as the power popped back on, but the server was cold and silent. Since I’m the only person in the front office with anything resembling tech skills, I got called in over 3 hours early to look at it.

After about 20 minutes of trying various voodoo on it, I asked myself why other items in the server closet were back up but the server itself wasn’t. Turned out the UPS had taken a shit and they’d turned it off because all it did was make a loud “I’M FUCKED!!!” whine. So I swapped everything from the UPS into empty plugs on the surge protector strip in the closet, put a tag saying “FIX ME” on the UPS, and let management know the situation. 2 years later, that same damned UPS just sits there since management doesn’t seem in any rush to replace it.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:48:25pm
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stpaulbear  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:48:38pm

This is from a period where The Hollies were writing decidedly weird lyrics. They wanted to be significant.

I’m Down (2008 Remaster)

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gocart mozart  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:49:43pm
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JOE 🥓  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:50:09pm

re: #131 Decatur Deb

It’s not a fuckup—Colossus is protecting itself and the Other System.

Captain Kirk got the M5 to shut down.

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Charles Johnson  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:52:48pm
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coin operated  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:53:35pm

RGE…
Resume Generating Event

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Charles Johnson  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:55:55pm

re: #138 Eclectic Cyborg

FB is going to lose a shit ton of money from this outage.

Well deserved, I say.

Yes, but so will a whole lot of businesses who rely on Facebook.

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Dopamine Fish  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:56:26pm

re: #178 Charles Johnson

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:57:28pm

Brought to you by a guy who thinks men and women should not have equal agency over their own BODIES.

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Teukka  Oct 4, 2021 • 12:59:12pm
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Charles Johnson  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:00:02pm
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mmmirele  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:01:16pm

Last Tuesday, my evil too big to fail employer had a

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This, on the other hand, is extremely massive. If it was an internal change, it’s a huge fuckup on the part of Facebook. If it’s external, someone just executed a huge hack and everyone should be worried. In any case, a lot of businesses, especially artistic and other small businesses are being adversely impacted right now. They run their stuff through FB and Insta and there’s no business right now, because those are down.

Suspicious me is wondering if FB deliberately pulled down its internet connections to try and prove to the world that you can’t live without FB. Or did some FB employee with superuser rights just go ahead and pull the plug on their own. Inquiring minds and all that…

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Florida Panhandler  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:01:52pm

re: #182 Eclectic Cyborg

Brought to you by a guy who thinks men and women should not have equal agency over their own BODIES.

“Leave me alone…” so I am free to enslave people based on race, deny rights and property based on race and sex, deny marriage based on sexual preference, and only allow white male landowners a vote.

What a fucking country these cretins like the entitled Rand Paul want.

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Belafon  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:02:41pm

re: #184 Charles Johnson

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Gotta have a dream I guess. But Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, etc., were all started by *regular people* (in the sense that they weren’t giant companies at first). You can’t have 500 Facebook apps, though, not without some group requiring and coordinating communication between them.

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Hecuba's daughter  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:04:53pm

re: #167 Belafon

Rand Paul had to change his own diaper, grow his own crops, and teach himself to read and write.

Did he also have to create the English language, mathematics, and science too?

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JOE 🥓  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:05:40pm

re: #185 mmmirele

Don’t get me started about the screwups going on in my agency thanks to Mercury going retrograde… 😵‍💫

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No Malarkey!  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:05:40pm

Fingers crossed, RooshV may have Covid. sorryantivaxxer.com

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:07:26pm

re: #185 mmmirele

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gocart mozart  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:08:39pm

Can anyone explain this to me, a non computer geek?

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Barefoot Grin  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:09:05pm

re: #182 Eclectic Cyborg

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Brought to you by a guy who thinks men and women should not have equal agency over their own BODIES.

The Loner (Live) (2016 Remaster)

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Dopamine Fish  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:09:39pm

re: #192 gocart mozart

Can anyone explain this to me, a non computer geek?

Yeah. Basically, Facebook accidentally told its Internet-facing routers to route traffic for “facebook.com” to a black hole. Those routers then did their jobs and told their friends to route facebook.com to a black hole, and so on and so forth, until Facebook literally disappeared from the Internet.

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JOE 🥓  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:09:51pm

re: #192 gocart mozart

Can anyone explain this to me, a non computer geek?

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Just waiting for Mike Lindell to chime in and say that’s proof the election was stolen from Trump.

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Dangerman  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:10:59pm

re: #192 gocart mozart

Can anyone explain this to me, a non computer geek?

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you in danger, girl.

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Targetpractice  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:11:58pm

re: #194 Dopamine Fish

Yeah. Basically, Facebook accidentally told its Internet-facing routers to route traffic for “facebook.com” to a black hole. Those routers then did their jobs and told their friends to route facebook.com to a black hole, and so on and so forth, until Facebook literally disappeared from the Internet.

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Nojay UK  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:13:17pm

If your business, if your paycheck depends on a single media channel like Facebook it’s a single point of failure that will fail on you some time.

Guy I know, he runs a small business in the US. The office/factory/distribution plant has three redundant internet connections to the outside world starting with a dedicated commercial fibre link, a SOHO cable modem and as a final fallback a 4G wireless modem. They only discovered recently they were relying on the 4G modem when they noticed a Zoom call was laggy. Someone in the office had accidentally unplugged the cable modem in the office the day before a drunk in a truck wiped out the fibre cabinet on the outskirts of the industrial park.

They’re still in business.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:13:26pm

re: #197 Charles Johnson

For fuck sakes. Is that real? Please tell me that’s not real.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:13:45pm

Way back in the early days, when using the internet was really about email, USENET, ftp, etc the connected world used forums, which were run by sundry geeks all over the place.

When the World Wide Web coalesced (and it was a community effort, even if certain individuals like Berners-Lee played the front role) the transformation of the user interfaces to a globally connected community made using the internet a much more consuming affair.

Mark-up languages had been around for a while, and Postscript (itself a computer language in which one can write just about any kind of program) had already shown its value.

The early days of the Internet and then the WWW really had many players doing all sorts of inventive things. It was more level of a playing ground (though the US government held considerable power over the whole affair through funding and backbone connectivity between both DoE and DoD labs.)

So Facebook emerged after this democratic period, if I may use that word.

Facebook is what happens when the average (not computer savvy) consumer desires a quick and easy way to interact with others.

The effort of having to connect to multiple forums, email, etc. was too much especially for many older people who did not grow up playing on an Atari.

I don’t like Facebook, but I fully believe that something like it had to happen.

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ckkatz  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:14:14pm

Sounds like running a very tightly controlled and highly centralized, distributed network may not be a wise idea.

And it sounds like the only fix is to be “In the room where it happened”.

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Dangerman  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:14:35pm

took the entire weekend off
first sunday off since early 2019

yesterday we took a road trip to the the west coast (of florida) to see a friend it’s been more than a year and a half. we’re all vaxxed and still take all the precautions.

i didnt think about anything all day - including the looming 10/15 tax deadline.

so this is what it’s like not to have a monday pond update.

feels weird and nice at the same time

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Charles Johnson  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:14:39pm

re: #200 Eclectic Cyborg

For fuck sakes. Is that real? Please tell me that’s not real.

Well, the pterodactyl was my addition. 😏

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Dopamine Fish  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:15:07pm

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:15:11pm

re: #204 Charles Johnson

Lol.

Figures these morons would be too lazy/uncreative to come up with a new slogan.

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Dopamine Fish  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:15:47pm

re: #202 ckkatz

Sounds like running a very tightly controlled and highly centralized, distributed network may not be a wise idea.

And it sounds like the only fix is to be “In the room where it happened”.

Which they can’t get into, because their card readers can’t communicate back to their servers to look up swipe codes.

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Dangerman  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:16:18pm

re: #199 Nojay UK

If your business, if your paycheck depends on a single media channel like Facebook it’s a single point of failure that will fail on you some time.

Guy I know, he runs a small business in the US. The office/factory/distribution plant has three redundant internet connections to the outside world starting with a dedicated commercial fibre link, a SOHO cable modem and as a final fallback a 4G wireless modem. They only discovered recently they were relying on the 4G modem when they noticed a Zoom call was laggy. Someone in the office had accidentally unplugged the cable modem in the office the day before a drunk in a truck wiped out the fibre cabinet on the outskirts of the industrial park.

They’re still in business.

you need more than a backup system
you need to monitor it and test it periodically

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:16:25pm

re: #207 Dopamine Fish

Which they can’t get into, because their card readers can’t communicate back to their servers to look up swipe codes.

I say again: At what point does breaking a door or window become a viable option?

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Teddy's Person  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:16:55pm

re: #205 Dopamine Fish

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Nojay UK  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:17:11pm

re: #202 ckkatz

And it sounds like the only fix is to be “In the room where it happened”.

If, as is being reported, the keycards aren’t working and the engineers can’t get IN, it’s possible there are some techs and engineers trapped inside the server farms who can’t get OUT.

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JOE 🥓  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:18:01pm
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Florida Panhandler  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:19:05pm

re: #200 Eclectic Cyborg

For fuck sakes. Is that real? Please tell me that’s not real.

Here we go again…again

Scorcher VI: Global Meltdown Trailer

“Who left the fridge open?”

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:19:27pm

re: #211 Nojay UK

If, as is being reported, the keycards aren’t working and the engineers can’t get IN, it’s possible there are some techs and engineers trapped inside the server farms who can’t get OUT.

If that includes the ventilation system that means all the robots in the amusement park will soon be running totally unsupervised!

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Charles Johnson  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:19:43pm
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Dopamine Fish  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:20:10pm

re: #211 Nojay UK

If, as is being reported, the keycards aren’t working and the engineers can’t get IN, it’s possible there are some techs and engineers trapped inside the server farms who can’t get OUT.

Generally, people in a secured room are able to open the door from the inside without needing an access card. There would also need to be people in there, which, as a general rule of thumb, server rooms are “something has to be literally on fire before you go in there,” not generally occupied by people in day-to-day operations.

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steve_davis  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:20:12pm

re: #16 JOE 🥓

Here’s a picture of the first Indian/Pakistani Chess Grandmaster Sultan Khan. Brilliant prodigy who conquered the British chess world in the late 1920s-early 1930s. Picture of him after he won the British Chess Championship in 1929.

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There are occasional games of his that made it into some of the old chestnut collections of yesteryear, like Tartakower and Dumont’s 500 Master Games of Chess. As I thought, he was actually never awarded any title (he played chess for roughly 5 years and then went back to Southeast Asia). He certainly played grandmaster strength chess for the time but FIDE didn’t exist until after the second world war and grandmaster titles didn’t officially become a designation until 1950 (there were players awarded that designation by the tsar after one of the st. petersburg tournaments, but it was completely informal as a title).

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Targetpractice  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:20:27pm

re: #211 Nojay UK

If, as is being reported, the keycards aren’t working and the engineers can’t get IN, it’s possible there are some techs and engineers trapped inside the server farms who can’t get OUT.

Nearer My God To Thee - Titanic

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:20:28pm

I was fine using ftp to get weather satellite images, maps, pictures of women with not enough clothes on, music, etc.

But HTML made life for many people much easier.

And that is the thing that has driven commerce for over two centuries: making things easier.

Facebook is relatively easy. You don’t need much as far as typing skill (hunt and peck is fine for entering two word sentences.) You don’t need to know about URLs or devices, etc. One can spend their life playing Candy Crush on Facebook with nothing more than a working computer with a mouse/trackball.

That is why Facebook exists. (It also explains why someone like Trump can so easily exploit Facebook.)

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Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:22:36pm

re: #214 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

If that includes the ventilation system that means all the robots in the amusement park will soon be running totally unsupervised!

Maximum Overdrive

Maximum Overdrive is a 1986 American comedy horror film written and directed by Stephen King. The film stars Emilio Estevez, Pat Hingle, Laura Harrington, and Yeardley Smith. The screenplay was inspired by and loosely based on King’s short story “Trucks”, which was included in the author’s first collection of short stories, Night Shift, and follows the events after all machines (including cars, trucks, radios, drones, arcades, vending machines, etc.) go sentient when the Earth crosses the tail of a comet, initiating a worldwide killing spree.

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Nojay UK  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:22:44pm

re: #208 Dangerman

you need more than a backup system
you need to monitor it and test it periodically

They do — Failover Friday is a thing for them. It was just they lost their primary and secondary internet connections in a 24-hour period without alarms going off. Their fibre provider didn’t bother to let their on-campus customers know about the cabinet getting wiped out by Drunken Truck, the power light on the cable modem wasn’t visible in the server cupboard. Depending on downstream suppliers to tell you promptly about failures is not a winning strategy, I have found.

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ckkatz  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:23:51pm
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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:24:30pm

Twitter tells me that Andrew Yang is trying to get attention today.

He belongs on Facebook.

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Dangerman  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:24:42pm

re: #211 Nojay UK

If, as is being reported, the keycards aren’t working and the engineers can’t get IN, it’s possible there are some techs and engineers trapped inside the server farms who can’t get OUT.

Open the pod bay doors, Hal.

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Dangerman  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:25:24pm

re: #215 Charles Johnson

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musta burned facebook that they had to announce the outage on twitter

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Targetpractice  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:25:29pm

re: #220 Shiplord Kirel: Fan of USPS, Goodyear, and Oreo

Maximum Overdrive

Who Made Who

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ckkatz  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:25:49pm

re: #216 Dopamine Fish

Generally, people in a secured room are able to open the door from the inside without needing an access card. There would also need to be people in there, which, as a general rule of thumb, server rooms are “something has to be literally on fire before you go in there,” not generally occupied by people in day-to-day operations.

And, of course instead, my mind immediately went to appropriately placed C4

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:25:50pm

re: #224 Dangerman

Open the pod bay doors, Hal.

I can’t do that, Dave.

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Barefoot Grin  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:25:52pm
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JOE 🥓  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:25:58pm
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Dave In Austin  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:26:25pm

Looks like a Change Control issue. And the rollback didn’t work.
According to Facebook, the change made numerous DNS servers unavailable, affecting internal and customer facing systems all over the globe

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:27:02pm

re: #231 Dave In Austin

Man, this is one epic clusterfuck.

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Charles Johnson  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:27:19pm
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ckkatz  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:27:22pm

re: #230 JOE 🥓

Touché! :)

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steve_davis  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:28:00pm

re: #37 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

Kind of stuff where a VPN or other remote connection won’t work. You need someone in the same room as the actual device to start fixing it.

barney shows up at facebook headquarters (cue the mission impossible drum drag for tense situation in which somebody is going through insertion to enemy headquarters). he’s speaking in the standard mission impossible bad foreign accent so that we know he’s in a foreign country, and not actually doing a location shot at a public library in Burbank. What is barney doing for the impossible mission team? Any volunteers to carry the plot forward?

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wrenchwench  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:28:59pm
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Dave In Austin  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:30:11pm

Lol supposedly large sections of their routing tables were deleted or are now missing

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wrenchwench  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:30:59pm
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Targetpractice  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:31:20pm

re: #237 Dave In Austin

Lol supposedly large sections of their routing tables were deleted or are now missing

Oh holy fark.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:31:37pm

re: #237 Dave In Austin

Obligatory:

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Targetpractice  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:32:41pm
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JOE 🥓  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:34:06pm

re: #235 steve_davis

barney shows up at facebook headquarters (cue the mission impossible drum drag for tense situation in which somebody is going through insertion to enemy headquarters). he’s speaking in the standard mission impossible bad foreign accent so that we know he’s in a foreign country, and not actually doing a location shot at a public library in Burbank. What is barney doing for the impossible mission team? Any volunteers to carry the plot forward?

Someone downloaded a video of the IMF’s last Christmas Party where folks got smashed and Jim Phelps goofed on Trump. If Trump sees that all hell will break loose.

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Targetpractice  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:34:06pm

Children, let today be a lesson why you keep regular and timely backups.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:34:13pm

hmmm, looks like Dow Jones, NASDAQ and S&P all took a shit when FB & the rest went down.
Our retirement investment accounts look OK, though

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:35:07pm

re: #243 Targetpractice

Children, let today be a lesson why you keep regular and timely backups.

Also, secondary backups can be very useful.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:35:55pm

re: #223 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

Twitter tells me that Andrew Yang is trying to get attention today.

He belongs on Facebook.

He’s essentially trying to get onto the progressive grift circuit. His political career light has been glowing bright red for a while now.

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Targetpractice  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:36:42pm

So, I think we’re all wondering the important question: How will the MAGAts blame today’s events on the Clintons?

//

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Teukka  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:36:59pm

re: #245 Eclectic Cyborg

Also, secondary backups can be very useful.

Also, don’t use the same infrastructure for SiteSec, Intranet and internet.

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gocart mozart  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:40:03pm
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:40:16pm

re: #167 Belafon

Rand Paul had to change his own diaper, grow his own crops, and teach himself to read and write.

As with Ayn Rand’s ideology, if we all hatched out as fully formed adults ready to be fitted with a basic education chip and sent off to realize our potential as individuals, then that sort of absolute libertarian ideology would be just fine.

But we are dependent on each other as individuals, families, communities, sometimes as nations, and I want a society whose laws and institutions reflect that.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:40:36pm
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stpaulbear  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:41:26pm

It’s weird watching this unspool as someone who quit Facebook about four year ago. At present, it is having no effect on my life, but it also feels like it could just keep getting so much worse and weirder as it continues. But then again, that’s how everything has felt for the last 5 years.

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JOE 🥓  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:41:27pm

re: #247 Targetpractice

So, I think we’re all wondering the important question: How will the MAGAts blame today’s events on the Clintons?

//

LMAO at relatives posting on Twitter that today was the day O’Queef was going to expose Pfizer’s criminal actions and that’s why the DEEP STATE (in other words Batman Bill and Batgirl Hillary) shut Facebook down!

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:43:17pm

re: #233 Charles Johnson

Please keep in mind there are a lot of people who rely on Facebook/Whatsapp/etc. to stay in contact, to run their businesses, and other things that are not bad. Facebook isn’t the only one being hurt by this outage.

Main reason I joined FB at all was to keep in touch with far-flung friends and family members, advertise gigs and sessions and keep up on local current events of interest.

I have never used it as a source of news or as a platform to spread my opinions.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:43:26pm
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Dangerman  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:43:34pm

re: #238 wrenchwench

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anyone ask if it’s plugged in?

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:44:10pm

re: #254 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Please keep in mind there are a lot of people who rely on Facebook/Whatsapp/etc. to stay in contact, to run their businesses, and other things that are not bad. Facebook isn’t the only one being hurt by this outage.

Main reason I joined FB at all was to keep in touch with far-flung friends and family members, advertise gigs and sessions and keep up on local current events of interest.

I have never used it as a source of news or as a platform to spread my opinions.

Same.

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JOE 🥓  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:44:42pm

Uh oh! Facebook found the saboteur!

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:45:17pm
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jaunte  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:46:19pm

Happy to report that my chisels, mallet, and drawknives are still working properly.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:46:23pm

re: #252 stpaulbear

It’s weird watching this unspool as someone who quit Facebook about four year ago. At present, it is having no effect on my life, but it also feels like it could just keep getting so much worse and weirder as it continues. But then again, that’s how everything has felt for the last 5 years.

I think a lot will depend on how quickly Facebook gets back into functional operation. A day or two and this probably fades into obscurity outside of IT circles pretty quickly beyond a later little furball when the cause is announced.

The longer the outage lasts the larger the consequences I think. And if something like a need to reset Facebook to what it was a week before from a backup (assuming one exists) will also make for quite a mix of discussion. Serious discussion within the IT and regulatory communities along with some lawsuits I am sure. The nut side will get much more media attention and it will be unending waves of conspiracy theories about something being covered up, lizard people replacing Zuckerberg, Zuckerberg being a lizard person being covered up, and so forth.

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BeenHereAwhile  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:46:54pm

re: #183 Teukka

Walter Masterson
@waltermasterson
Send this to every Anti-Vaxxer that says “dO yOur oWn rEsEarch”

File under SDASTFU:

@DBarkhuff:
I went to Harvard Medical School, trained at University of New Mexico in Emergency
Medicine, am an attending physician and Associate Professor at a Level 1 Trauma
Center, have multiple research publications, personally treated countless COVID’s,
teach a college class on clinical

@DBarkhuff:
research…and all of that background and training allows me to know, beyond the
shadow of a doubt, I am 100% completely incapable of doing my own 3 phase clinical
trial establishing safety, efficacy, and effectiveness after IRB approval having
appropriate statistical power

@DBarkhuff:
to produce a .05 alpha with multiple primary endpoints including death and
hospitalization.
I don’t “do my own research.”
I listen to experts about COVID, because I’m not one, and neither are you.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:47:16pm
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EPR-radar  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:47:20pm

re: #248 Teukka

Also, don’t use the same infrastructure for SiteSec, Intranet and internet.

Yeah, that was a big time fucky wucky, and the responsible party for that is likely to see their career go into the forever box.

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ckkatz  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:50:44pm

In other news…

It looks like the annual migration of Halyomorpha halys has begun.

Also known as the brown marmorated stink bug, these things get into the house every fall to hibernate. They randomly wake up over the winter and make a nuisance of themselves until they are dispatched. At which point, they release their ‘stink’.

The interesting thing about their scent, is that it strongly resembles cilantro. And affects people the same way. Some folks are genetically predisposed to detest cilantro and react similarly to the scent. Others, who do not mind cilantro, react less viscerally to the scent.

So far today I have dispatched three inside the house. And there are multiple others on the outside of the window screens.

en.wikipedia.org

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gocart mozart  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:51:29pm
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Teukka  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:55:36pm

re: #264 EPR-radar

Yeah, that was a big time fucky wucky, and the responsible party for that is likely to see their career go into the forever box.

Lead-lined forever box, stake through the heart and a ton of garlic on top, even…

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ckkatz  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:55:54pm

re: #251 Backwoods_Sleuth

Did you notice the cop at the end of the second clip, who acted like a jackhole, and refused to shake the lady’s hand?

It seems to me, he does not understand the concept of policing in a democracy.

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stpaulbear  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:58:13pm

re: #258 JOE 🥓

Uh oh! Facebook found the saboteur!

Squirrel Chirping and Barking

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Jay C  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:58:25pm

re: #268 ckkatz

Did you notice the cop at the end of the second clip, who acted like a jackhole, and refused to shake the lady’s hand?

It seems to me, he does not understand the concept of policing in a democracy.

I think it’s more that he understands “policing” all right, it’s just the concept of “democracy” that often seems hard-to-grasp….

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:58:59pm

re: #268 ckkatz

Cops are basically White People Protection Services these days.

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Charles Johnson  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:59:20pm
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steve_davis  Oct 4, 2021 • 1:59:57pm

re: #113 BeenHereAwhile

Jeff Beck w/vocals by Bobby Tench

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good album! my favorite of that period is Rough and Ready.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:00:03pm

re: #268 ckkatz

Did you notice the cop at the end of the second clip, who acted like a jackhole, and refused to shake the lady’s hand?

It seems to me, he does not understand the concept of policing in a democracy.

he didn’t want any part of sharing her covid cooties

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Khal Wimpo (free internal organs upon request!)  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:01:46pm

Candace Owens trying to stan for Parler because of Facebook going down is not what I expected from today …

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:01:56pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:03:29pm
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Barefoot Grin  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:06:48pm

re: #265 ckkatz

In other news…

It looks like the annual migration of Halyomorpha halys has begun.

Also known as the brown marmorated stink bug, these things get into the house every fall to hibernate. They randomly wake up over the winter and make a nuisance of themselves until they are dispatched. At which point, they release their ‘stink’.

The interesting thing about their scent, is that it strongly resembles cilantro. And affects people the same way. Some folks are genetically predisposed to detest cilantro and react similarly to the scent. Others, who do not mind cilantro, react less viscerally to the scent.

So far today I have dispatched three inside the house. And there are multiple others on the outside of the window screens.

en.wikipedia.org

Grind em up and shake them on your tacos!

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JOE 🥓  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:07:29pm

re: #277 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Charles Johnson  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:07:34pm
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Khal Wimpo (free internal organs upon request!)  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:09:08pm

GIVE THEM WHATEVER THEY WANT!!!

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Targetpractice  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:09:53pm

re: #280 Charles Johnson

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This year is a repeat of last year, when they went around screaming that Fauci was “canceling” the holidays and how they would defiantly go forward with unnecessary travel and large communal gatherings despite the warnings that such would only serve as superspreader events.

And what happened? You guessed it: Tens of thousands ended up sickened and thousands dead just so the MAGAts could feel a twisted sort of pride in “saving” the holidays.

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steve_davis  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:12:27pm

this is from 1968, and fuck if Jeff doesn’t demonstrate he knows how to play a les paul:

Jeff’s Boogie (Live at the Filmore West July 24, 1968)

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:12:41pm

FWIW, Facebook stock is -4.89% on the day.

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Charles Johnson  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:13:11pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:13:44pm
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Targetpractice  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:14:14pm

re: #284 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

FWIW, Facebook stock is -4.89% on the day.

I have a message for Facebook’s investors:

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:15:41pm
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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:16:26pm

Whenever Facebook comes back, I wonder how many religious FBers will write something like: Facebook will fail you but Jesus never fails. all the while posting in the very same FB that apparently said Jesus has no interest in keeping from failing.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:16:58pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:18:06pm
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A Three Hour Tour  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:18:53pm

re: #254 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Please keep in mind there are a lot of people who rely on Facebook/Whatsapp/etc. to stay in contact, to run their businesses, and other things that are not bad. Facebook isn’t the only one being hurt by this outage.

Main reason I joined FB at all was to keep in touch with far-flung friends and family members, advertise gigs and sessions and keep up on local current events of interest.

I have never used it as a source of news or as a platform to spread my opinions.

Cue Wendell’s GREAT BARRIER REEF DEAD Facebook anecdote.

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ipsos  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:19:43pm

I like Stonekettle’s writing, but his persona on Twitter grates after a while. Seems like he’s almost always itching to get into a fight and find reasons to block people.

I’ve been almost entirely off FB (except for some work stuff) for a year. I’m not sorry to see it down, if only because it’s been nice to see the spouse’s face without the phone in front of it. And while I do get Jim’s point that *some* people depend on FB for connection if they’re shut-ins, I also think there are plenty of alternatives people could use. But I’m not really up for getting into a fight with him about it.

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sagehen  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:20:11pm

re: #109 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

As I presciently wrote two days ago:

Way too much belief and trust is put into “the internet” always being there.

Maybe they’ll give us back landline payphones?

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:20:36pm

re: #290 Backwoods_Sleuth

Zucks net worth is about $120 Billion. The loss won’t affect him any.

Also: How crazy is it to have so much money that you can lose FIVE BILLION and it doesn’t really matter?

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Florida Panhandler  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:22:03pm

re: #286 Backwoods_Sleuth

Some people’s quest in life is to be as awful towards other people as far as they are allowed to be by either law, losing access to income or risk of social standing.

For some, there is literally no bottom and even these limits are not limits at all.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:22:04pm

re: #292 A Three Hour Tour

Cue Wendell’s GREAT BARRIER REEF DEAD Facebook anecdote.

But General Francisco Franco is still dead!!!

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:22:15pm

re: #294 sagehen

Maybe they’ll give us back landline payphones?

I am part of the last generation who really knows how to manage without the internet. I didn’t get a cell phone until I was 18 and it sure as hell wasn’t a smart one.

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sagehen  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:22:21pm

re: #121 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

Without GPS I wonder how the US could fight a war.

Who uses maps and a compass anymore??

The people who go to the Renaissance Faire.

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BeenHereAwhile  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:24:02pm

re: #201 Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus

Way back in the early days, when using the internet was really about email, USENET, ftp, etc the connected world used forums, which were run by sundry geeks all over the place.

>SNIP>

FWIW, I still have a shell account.

My ISP has jiggered an web email interface which I use 99% of the time, but the shell account is still there if necessary due to the device not having HTML available.

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Barefoot Grin  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:25:57pm

re: #299 sagehen

The people who go to the Renaissance Faire.

“Find the mossy side of the tree, then turn left.”

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Charles Johnson  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:26:18pm
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Barefoot Grin  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:26:56pm

All good things must come to an end.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:27:30pm

re: #302 Charles Johnson

Bummer.

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Targetpractice  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:27:31pm

re: #298 Eclectic Cyborg

I am part of the last generation who really knows how to manage without the internet. I didn’t get a cell phone until I was 18 and it sure as hell wasn’t a smart one.

The days when it was quicker to grab the phone book than it was to wait for your computer to finally dial into a server.

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gocart mozart  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:27:45pm
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Targetpractice  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:28:14pm

re: #302 Charles Johnson

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And There Was Much Rejoicing…

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jaunte  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:29:01pm

re: #305 Targetpractice

All those people who named their businesses AAAAAAAA Plumbing back in the Yellow Pages days trying to game Google Adsense.

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Khal Wimpo (free internal organs upon request!)  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:30:08pm

re: #161 Backwoods_Sleuth

A cat is probably to blame

maybe two cats

and an otter

I am totally here for the animated version of this story

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BeenHereAwhile  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:30:09pm

re: #241 Targetpractice

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Video

The Bastard Operator From Hell
bofh.bjash.com

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jaunte  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:31:09pm

The Invisible Hand of the Market getting carpal tunnel.

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darthstar  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:31:18pm

I was looking forward to facebook being on a ventilator for a while longer.

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Teukka  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:31:20pm

So, FB/Insta/WhatsApp/Msgr DNS is back, but back end is fuxx0red good.

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Dopamine Fish  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:32:56pm

re: #310 BeenHereAwhile

The Bastard Operator From Hell
bofh.bjash.com

He’s kept going on it: theregister.com

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:35:48pm

re: #305 Targetpractice

The days when it was quicker to grab the phone book than it was to wait for your computer to finally dial into a server.

I remember having to grab the right volume of Encyclopedia Britannica when you needed to look shit up.

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jaunte  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:37:05pm

re: #315 Eclectic Cyborg

In my house, if it happened after the 1957 edition, you were out of luck.

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Barefoot Grin  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:37:09pm

re: #315 Eclectic Cyborg

I remember having to grab the right volume of Encyclopedia Britannica when you needed to look shit up.

I hated when one volume stopped in the middle of a letter and the next volume picked it back up. I always grabbed the wrong one off the shelf.

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jaunte  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:37:26pm

SARS to SORC

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Romantic Heretic  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:37:34pm

re: #80 Eclectic Cyborg

So, Facebook is going for the drug dealer business model a la The Ministry Of Truth. I mean, Fox News.

Deal fear, anger and hatred to the addicts. While high as kites they will buy the advertiser’s products. The advertisers pay us.

Like all drug dealing operations it’s very, very profitable.

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sagehen  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:38:41pm

re: #182 Eclectic Cyborg

What made us great is we are the “Leave Me Alone’” nation. Leave me alone to prosper, leave me alone to excel, leave me alone to aspire to create dreams. We’re not the party of equal outcomes, but we are the party of equality before the law.

In front of a picture of Lincoln?

The guy who got the federal govt to pay $30million/mile to build the transcontinental railroad, after sending the US Army to remove any previous neighbors who might object? Who did the Homestead Act (which included Land Grant Colleges), again, after sending the US Army to remove the previous inhabitants of the land he wanted to redistribute?

That Lincoln?

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:38:47pm

re: #317 Barefoot Grin

I hated when one volume stopped in the middle of a letter and the next volume picked it back up. I always grabbed the wrong one off the shelf.

Old school first world problems.

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Belafon  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:42:28pm

re: #251 Backwoods_Sleuth

Seems like a great set of videos to allow NYC to do something about their police force.

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sagehen  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:42:30pm

re: #192 gocart mozart

Can anyone explain this to me, a non computer geek?

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Did that help?

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Targetpractice  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:42:57pm

re: #315 Eclectic Cyborg

I remember having to grab the right volume of Encyclopedia Britannica when you needed to look shit up.

Ah, the days before wiki-walking, when you didn’t start looking up info on Rome and found yourself two hours later reading about sweet potatoes.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:43:40pm

re: #320 sagehen

We still love the idealistic image of the autonomous gentleman farmer who lives on 40 acres that he has carved out of the wilderness by the sweat of his brow and is beholden to no man.

Others of us still love unicorns.

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darthstar  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:44:37pm

Aw…it’s back…but posting is still broken.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:45:07pm

re: #301 Barefoot Grin

“Find the mossy side of the tree, then turn left.”

“You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here.”

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Dopamine Fish  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:45:55pm

re: #327 Backwoods_Sleuth

“You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here.”

> open mailbox
“You open the mailbox. There is a grue inside. It eats your face.”

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jaunte  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:47:22pm

Texas Republicans lying; must be a day ending in y.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:47:34pm

re: #328 Dopamine Fish

> open mailbox
“You open the mailbox. There is a grue inside. It eats your face.”

You recall voting for the Grue-Eats-Your-Face party and regret your choice…

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jaunte  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:48:04pm
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jaunte  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:48:58pm
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Jay C  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:49:03pm

re: #325 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

We still love the idealistic image of the autonomous gentleman farmer who lives on 40 acres that he has carved out of the wilderness by the sweat of his slaves’ brows and is beholden to no man.

Fixt

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:49:31pm

re: #331 jaunte

Something that is SPITCHERED is broken or ruined, or has ceased to work properly.

Spincthered?

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:50:03pm

re: #333 Jay C

Fixt

Even without slaves, he had the land cleared for him by government soldiers

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Sherlock Hound  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:50:39pm

re: #235 steve_davis

barney shows up at facebook headquarters (cue the mission impossible drum drag for tense situation in which somebody is going through insertion to enemy headquarters). he’s speaking in the standard mission impossible bad foreign accent so that we know he’s in a foreign country, and not actually doing a location shot at a public library in Burbank. What is barney doing for the impossible mission team? Any volunteers to carry the plot forward?

Needs the red light flashing, the one marked “GAZ”.

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darthstar  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:51:44pm

re: #329 jaunte

Texas Republicans lying; must be a day ending in y.

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We can’t seem to draw lines around all these minorities! Okay then, put all the white people in one district and evenly distribute the others geographically.

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Teukka  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:52:53pm

Iframe

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Targetpractice  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:55:18pm

I still remember how, back in the day, one of the ways that computer sellers would sucker you into buying a CD-rom drive was to show you either Encyclopedia Britannica or Encarta on CD that came with everything from video clips to animations.

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Egregious Philbin  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:55:25pm

re: #328 Dopamine Fish

Zork is no fun with LED flashlights…they never go out.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:56:02pm

re: #338 Teukka

Surprisingly, with me being in a deep red state, there is only name on that list from here.

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BeachDem  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:57:09pm

re: #341 Eclectic Cyborg

Surprisingly, with me being in a deep red state, there is only name on that list from here.

My moronic state wins, with 14 loud and proud assholes signed on.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:57:12pm

I just got a bunch of messenger notifications. I guess the Borg cube has repaired itself.

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ckkatz  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:57:24pm

re: #338 Teukka

Can we decertify the GQP State and Federal Legislators first?

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EPR-radar  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:57:37pm

re: #338 Teukka

I could not possibly care less what 92 Republican fuckwits from the state legislatures they infest with their stupidity have to say on the subject of the 2020 election.

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Targetpractice  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:57:42pm

re: #338 Teukka

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:58:25pm

re: #341 Eclectic Cyborg

Surprisingly, with me being in a deep red state, there is only name on that list from here.

None from Kentucky or West Virginia and only one from Ohio.
how curious

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jaunte  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:58:28pm

re: #341 Eclectic Cyborg

Surprisingly, with me being in a deep red state, there is only name on that list from here.

Only one from Texas, too. The word must be out that this was a sucker play.

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Dopamine Fish  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:58:32pm

re: #341 Eclectic Cyborg

Surprisingly, with me being in a deep red state, there is only name on that list from here.

There were more dumbasses from my deep blue state than from your deep red one (two, one senator and one representative)

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BeachDem  Oct 4, 2021 • 2:59:21pm

re: #348 jaunte

Only one from Texas, too. The word must be out that this was a sucker play.

That would explain why there are 14 from SC—lots and lots of suckers in our state lege.

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EPR-radar  Oct 4, 2021 • 3:00:09pm

re: #338 Teukka

Only one of these clowns is from Texas. It’s clear the organizers of this farce don’t even know how to gather signatures of their dim-witted fellow travelers.

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Belafon  Oct 4, 2021 • 3:00:17pm

re: #311 jaunte

The Invisible Hand of the Market getting carpal tunnel.

It’s just weird that these people don’t seem to understand how these apps - Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, Instagram, TikTok - came to dominate. They didn’t magically make themselves the only app, people flocked to them because people don’t want to deal with multiple apps and not connect to other people. If someone is on one app, and someone wants to connect with them, they get on the same app.

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Rightwingconspirator  Oct 4, 2021 • 3:00:45pm

Almost fixed?

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Targetpractice  Oct 4, 2021 • 3:02:45pm

But only the presidential election is subject to audit. None of the Republicans who won on the same damn ballots are to have their wins questioned or subject to decertification. Even though there is supposedly rampant fraud (BTW, nice of them to totally ignore that even their chosen stooges found no discernible fraud in AZ), the only election they want overturned so their candidate won is the presidential one.

Because there are no sore losers like Republican sore losers.

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ckkatz  Oct 4, 2021 • 3:02:48pm

re: #350 BeachDem

That would explain why there are 14 from SC—lots and lots of suckers in our state lege.

So, despite your and other sane folks’ best efforts, the Petigru quote still holds?

Btw, any more on that crazy lawyer story?

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Targetpractice  Oct 4, 2021 • 3:03:24pm

re: #353 Rightwingconspirator

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“Facebook will be back soon.”

Thanks for the warning.

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gocart mozart  Oct 4, 2021 • 3:03:48pm
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darthstar  Oct 4, 2021 • 3:04:30pm

re: #353 Rightwingconspirator

“required maintenance” -

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 4, 2021 • 3:05:16pm

re: #358 darthstar

“required maintenance” -

Yep, that made me LOL too.

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Targetpractice  Oct 4, 2021 • 3:06:01pm

The text of that letter is a laugh riot. All sorts of fraud has supposedly been found, but none of it will be listed.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Oct 4, 2021 • 3:06:27pm

re: #338 Teukka

92 Legislators from Multiple States Write a Letter to the American People Calling for a 50-State Audit, Decertification Where Appropriate, and Possible Convening of the US House of Representatives

In our New Media Reality and Post-Idiocracy America, this move is a tactical win: it will keep the Stolen Election narrative alive in the news cycle until their next outrageous claims can be cooked up.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 4, 2021 • 3:07:03pm

A good friend of mine just posted this on FB:

“Tom would have never let this happen.”

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EPR-radar  Oct 4, 2021 • 3:08:13pm

re: #361 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

In our New Media Reality and Post-Idiocracy America, this move is a tactical win: it will keep the Stolen Election narrative alive in the news cycle until their next outrageous claims can be cooked up.

This is why the headline for something like this needs to be “Lying Republican assholes in several state legislatures persist with the Stolen Election Lie.”

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JOE 🥓  Oct 4, 2021 • 3:08:41pm

re: #338 Teukka

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And every one of them should be penalized under the 14th Amendment and removed from their elective offices under the rebellion clause.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 4, 2021 • 3:11:56pm

re: #353 Rightwingconspirator

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“down for required maintenance”

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Targetpractice  Oct 4, 2021 • 3:13:30pm

I’m guessing the “required maintenance” is their IT department dividing into sets of ten and drawing lots.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 4, 2021 • 3:14:36pm
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BeachDem  Oct 4, 2021 • 3:14:51pm

re: #355 ckkatz

So, despite your and other sane folks’ best efforts, the Petigru quote still holds?

Btw, any more on that crazy lawyer story?

The evergreen Petigru quote is alive and well.

Nothing much going on with Murdaugh—the media is killing time with stories about the attorneys.

myrtlebeachonline.com

But the Myrtle Beach mayoral race is heating up, with one of Trump’s whackadoo photographers (Gene Ho) running. And a BIG event (which I will be sure to miss) coming up.

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nines09  Oct 4, 2021 • 3:15:30pm

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 4, 2021 • 3:15:52pm

re: #366 Targetpractice

I’m guessing the “required maintenance” is their IT department dividing into sets of ten and drawing lots.

“May the odds be ever in your favor.”

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jaunte  Oct 4, 2021 • 3:16:52pm

re: #368 BeachDem

Looks like a National Wrasslin’ League flyer.

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The Pie Overlord!  Oct 4, 2021 • 3:17:34pm

My family uses WhatsApp to stay in touch and it is how I get my fix of grandkids pictures & video.

The only thing I do on FB & IG is post pictures of food.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 4, 2021 • 3:18:14pm

re: #368 BeachDem

Apparently that “Conservative Ant” guy is a podcaster and Tiktok influencer. He’s also gay.

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Teddy's Person  Oct 4, 2021 • 3:20:42pm

re: #369 nines09

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BeachDem  Oct 4, 2021 • 3:20:59pm

re: #371 jaunte

Looks like a National Wrasslin’ League flyer.

And every single weirdo on it would cause me to cross the street to avoid contact.

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 4, 2021 • 3:21:06pm
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Targetpractice  Oct 4, 2021 • 3:24:29pm

re: #376 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Guess being “quirky” just isn’t working for her anymore.

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BeachDem  Oct 4, 2021 • 3:24:47pm

re: #373 Eclectic Cyborg

Apparently that “Conservative Ant” guy is a podcaster and Tiktok influencer. He’s also gay.

And Kim Klasik sued Candace Owens for defamation (talk about a contest where you hope nobody wins.)

baltimoresun.com

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sagehen  Oct 4, 2021 • 3:24:54pm

re: #368 BeachDem

The evergreen Petigru quote is alive and well.

Nothing much going on with Murdaugh—the media is killing time with stories about the attorneys.

They had 6 pages in People this week, with lots of photos. So we’ve covered the “previously on…” and everyone (including new viewers) will be ready for the season premiere.

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William Lewis  Oct 4, 2021 • 3:25:26pm

re: #338 Teukka

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Targetpractice  Oct 4, 2021 • 3:28:29pm

“WE NEED TO TOTALLY OVERTURN THE ELECTION AND TURN IT OVER TO THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES!!!”

Brought to you by the party who continues to insist that the Russia investigation was “sour grapes.”

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jaunte  Oct 4, 2021 • 3:29:27pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 4, 2021 • 3:30:09pm
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TedStriker  Oct 4, 2021 • 3:30:15pm

re: #382 jaunte

Narrator: Abbott won’t…

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jaunte  Oct 4, 2021 • 3:30:32pm

“…Before moving to Minneapolis, Floyd lived for most of his life in Houston. There, in 2004, he was arrested by former Houston police officer Gerald Goines for selling $10 worth of crack cocaine. Goines has since been indicted for murder and other misconduct charges after he led a “no-knock” raid in 2019 that resulted in the death of Houston couple Dennis Tuttle and Rhogena Nicholas. Prosecutors have accused Goines of lying to obtain the warrant for the raid.

As a result of the criminal investigation into Goines, his arrest cases were reviewed. More than 160 of Goines’ convictions have been dismissed.”

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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 4, 2021 • 3:30:52pm

re: #384 TedStriker

Narrator: Abbott won’t…

Bingo. He won’t risk incurring the MAGA backlash that would happen if he did.

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Michele: Recovering Social Media Addict  Oct 4, 2021 • 3:30:56pm

Faceplant is back here in Twinky Flats.

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jaunte  Oct 4, 2021 • 3:31:29pm

re: #384 TedStriker

Narrator: Abbott won’t…

And lose the corrupt cop vote?

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EPR-radar  Oct 4, 2021 • 3:31:37pm

re: #381 Targetpractice

“WE NEED TO TOTALLY OVERTURN THE ELECTION AND TURN IT OVER TO THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES!!!”

Brought to you by the party who continues to insist that the Russia investigation was “sour grapes.”

This shit is really just “Why the South must prevail” updated for the new era. Instead of WF Buckley’s tedious justification of racism, we have the conservative will to seize power without any pretense to the contrary.

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JOE 🥓  Oct 4, 2021 • 3:32:22pm

re: #368 BeachDem

The evergreen Petigru quote is alive and well.

Nothing much going on with Murdaugh—the media is killing time with stories about the attorneys.

myrtlebeachonline.com

But the Myrtle Beach mayoral race is heating up, with one of Trump’s whackadoo photographers (Gene Ho) running. And a BIG event (which I will be sure to miss) coming up.

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I wonder why Baked Alaska isn’t showing up at the Myrtle Beach Party? He’s showing up everywhere else!

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Dread Pirate Ron  Oct 4, 2021 • 3:32:52pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 4, 2021 • 3:32:52pm
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Targetpractice  Oct 4, 2021 • 3:35:41pm

re: #384 TedStriker

Narrator: Abbott won’t…

Not only will he refuse, he’ll argue that whatever was found out about the corrupt SOB who conducted the investigation, the ruling was handed down “in good faith” and thus he must respect it.

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BeachDem  Oct 4, 2021 • 3:36:22pm

re: #383 Backwoods_Sleuth

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From a one trick pony to a horse’s ass—Andrew Yang.

(That’s my story and I’m sticking to it)

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Dread Pirate Ron  Oct 4, 2021 • 3:41:49pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 4, 2021 • 3:43:11pm

re: #395 Dread Pirate Ron

“With police under attack”

I mean, it’s not like we had a devastating virus going around that tanked the economy and made everything fucking crazy or anything…

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Targetpractice  Oct 4, 2021 • 3:45:27pm

re: #395 Dread Pirate Ron

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That last bit of the first tweet says it all:

With police under political attack, mayhem surged in U.S. cities.

The narrative the “liberal media” want to sell now is that the sole reason the murder rate spiked is because BLM/Antifa protests left cops “afraid” to do their jobs.

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EPR-radar  Oct 4, 2021 • 3:51:30pm

re: #397 Targetpractice

That last bit of the first tweet says it all:

The narrative the “liberal media” want to sell now is that the sole reason the murder rate spiked is because BLM/Antifa protests left cops “afraid” to do their jobs.

The mainstream media is fucking awful, but they don’t deserve the blame for this. This shit about the spike in murder rate is from the WSJ opinion side, which has always been wingnut central (even long before the Murdoch acquisition of the WSJ).

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Targetpractice  Oct 4, 2021 • 3:57:55pm

re: #398 EPR-radar

The mainstream media is fucking awful, but they don’t deserve the blame for this. This shit about the spike in murder rate is from the WSJ opinion side, which has always been wingnut central (even long before the Murdoch acquisition of the WSJ).

*squints* Well fuck, you’re right, I got my acronyms mixed up there and thought I was looking at a WAPO article.

Yeah, the WSJ editorial board were bad before the Murdoch acquisition, these days they make The Sun look liberal.

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nines09  Oct 4, 2021 • 4:01:16pm

everybody!

Instagram

Cat shaming…

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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 4, 2021 • 4:05:16pm
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Backwoods_Sleuth  Oct 4, 2021 • 4:10:17pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 4, 2021 • 4:12:54pm

re: #402 Backwoods_Sleuth

Something something Colin Kaepernick.

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Rightwingconspirator  Oct 4, 2021 • 4:15:19pm
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Eclectic Cyborg  Oct 4, 2021 • 4:17:41pm

I’m no conspiracy theorist but damn if the timing of todays Facebook outage wasn’t convenient as fuck for them because of the Australia 60 minutes thing.

Fucking lucky coincidence if that’s all it was.

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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Oct 4, 2021 • 4:22:29pm

I see Politico is trying to stir the pot wrt. the lawyer who resigned from this State dept. advisory position. He resigned because of the Administrations policy of dealing with migrants at the border.

Morally I agree that the US ought not turn away people seeking asylum.

But, I also think the real issue is that of failed states.

Haiti is a failed state.

We can’t go on pretending that our neighbors who are failing are just not there.

Trump failed because he is malicious and incompetent.

Biden is not malicious and he has a degree of competence. But politically he knows that the easiest and fastest way for the GOP to regain control is fear-mongering over immigrants.

Still, Haiti needs to be addressed. Long standing issues in Guatemala and El Salvador need to be addressed.

We can’t pretend that when states fail elsewhere that we an escape the consequences.

This goes for Syria too.

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darthstar  Oct 4, 2021 • 4:22:37pm

Lethal doses of heroin, fentanyl, and carfentanil side by side

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Belafon  Oct 4, 2021 • 4:23:12pm

re: #402 Backwoods_Sleuth

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Hecuba's daughter  Oct 4, 2021 • 4:25:32pm

re: #404 Rightwingconspirator

My guess is that WhatsApp is doing fine right now. And assuming that this was truly an accident due to a mistake — and in IT those happen all the time but usually not so publicly, FB will be revising its processes to reduce the likelihood of a recurrence. Recall it was software glitches that undermined the release of the ACA web site and led directly to the GOP takeover of Congress in 2010. FB will be rethinking their operations to prevent other similar outages.

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darthstar  Oct 4, 2021 • 4:32:20pm

re: #409 Hecuba’s daughter

My guess is that WhatsApp is doing fine right now. And assuming that this was truly an accident due to a mistake — and in IT those happen all the time but usually not so publicly, FB will be revising its processes to reduce the likelihood of a recurrence. Recall it was software glitches that undermined the release of the ACA web site and led directly to the GOP takeover of Congress in 2010. FB will be rethinking their operations to prevent other similar outages.

It takes someone with pretty high credentials to access, let alone delete, global routing tables. That just isn’t done. In fact, one shouldn’t be able to do that if the routes are active.

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So Cal Greek Hippie  Oct 4, 2021 • 4:34:38pm

Catching up:

On voter fraud letters: work through channels and prove how the President portion was a fraud but not lower offices and measures, or STFU. Pipe dream, I know but I tell this to individuals I know who spout this very rhetoric. Lots of magical processes

On coincidence: yesterday my kid borrowed my older CrV and now the sensor is broken on rear door. He says coincidence, I say there are very few coincidences in life

On Supreme Court: their recent speechifying somehow reminds me of when Bill Cosby was hyping the New Coke as the next great drink

On Texas: for every jerk thing government does, I remind myself many fine people and institutions reside there. See Texas photo.

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sagehen  Oct 4, 2021 • 4:36:14pm

re: #409 Hecuba’s daughter

My guess is that WhatsApp is doing fine right now. And assuming that this was truly an accident due to a mistake — and in IT those happen all the time but usually not so publicly, FB will be revising its processes to reduce the likelihood of a recurrence. Recall it was software glitches that undermined the release of the ACA web site and led directly to the GOP takeover of Congress in 2010. FB will be rethinking their operations to prevent other similar outages.

um… ACA’s website launch was 2013.

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cat-tikvah  Oct 4, 2021 • 6:59:23pm

re: #341 Eclectic Cyborg

Same here, given the PA sedition caucus.
Completely not surprised to see Doug “I was there and sent buses full of people to the insurrection but left before the rioting” Mastriano.
Or Stephanie “Jesus Jesus Jesus Jesus” Borowitz.


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