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Onion: Congress Deals with Bat Problem

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tradewind9/22/2009 2:29:12 pm PDT

re: #348 Leonidas Hoplite

Get yourself a personal taser, unless you’re unfortunate enough to live in a state where even they are outlawed. Lets you stay many feet away, and except in exceptional cases that always make the news, there is no deadly force.