Yesterday’s shirt was old enough to vote. Today’s shirt could run for the House. I can think of one that could run for president, but my mission is to find one that’s too young for president, but could run for the Senate. They each have at least one bicycle on them.

Note: I am not in favor of giving the right to vote to articles of clothing. I do want people who don’t have constitutional rights (minors) to be able to vote.