re: #2 Joe Bacon ✅

Awwww.

Speaker Jesusbot struck out again!

Mike Johnson’s Attempt to Play Peacemaker at GOP Retreat Falls Flat: Report

House Speaker Mike Johnson spent his time at the House GOP retreat in West Virginia last week playing peacemaker between rival groups of his divided caucus—and one issue seemed to stand out as a priority for the rookie Republican leader: stopping House members from targeting their colleagues in contentious primary races, according to CNN.

Maybe it will sink into that jesus-soaked brain of his that, not only do republicans hate each other, they hate him, too. Worse, as a matter of fact. The entire party has been balkanized worse than the Ottoman empire. The house is comprised of some 219 individual fiefdoms who all war amongst themselves, futilely attempting to assume the crown, all the while, the other’s continually pull down anyone attempting to rise above them. It would make a great Marx brothers movie if it wasn’t so damn tragic.