re: #89 calochortus

You’d be surprised at how many people don’t appear to know this.

I know that in academia, undergrads were considered part of the perqs of being a Professor.

I also know that my wife, back before she was my wife, worked for a guy who placed what you’d think would be a rather private call, in a loud voice, with his office door open:

“Hello, San Francisco Sperm Bank? This is [name redacted because I can’t remember it]. Do you have the results of my sperm count?

“Really? Zero? So, you’re saying there’s NO WAY I could get a woman pregnant?

“Okay, thank you. Bye.”

She thought that was really weird. Later in the day, he did it again, in a LOUDER voice.