Julian Lage: “Double Southpaw”

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Double Southpaw by Julian Lage

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Julian Lage: Guitar
Jorge Roeder: Bass

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2
Sherlock Hound  Mar 31, 2023 • 8:04:33pm

re: #66 Teukka

This is “Fine me hard in the ass!” territory for the Wisconsin Republicans. NBC got their ass kicked for having EAS tones in a promo. I have ham radio software that decodes EAS tones and I feed YouTube through it to see what codes and areas come out.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 8:16:48pm

re: #2 Sherlock Hound

This is “Fine me hard in the ass!” territory for the Wisconsin Republicans. NBC got their ass kicked for having EAS tones in a promo. I have ham radio software that decodes EAS tones and I feed YouTube through it to see what codes and areas come out.

Plus modern weather radios use those tones to switch on the radio to pass an alert, based on the embedded FIPS code (the country is divided into tens of thousands of alert areas: You can code your radio for one or more codes for alerts).

To send out the EAS signal to the entire friggin’ state during a tornado emergency is incredibly reckless.

FOX Sports was fined $540,000 by the FCC for using the tone to promote a football game.

FCC Proposes Fine Against FOX for Broadcasting Emergency Tones (January 24, 2023)

The segment, which aired on more than 200 television and radio stations, was connected to a promotion for a football game.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Mar 31, 2023 • 8:30:14pm

re: #2 Sherlock Hound

Only if anyone in power in WI wishes to fine them. And I don’t see it happening.

*edit* Maybe the FCC. Forgot about them. 😅

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jaunte  Mar 31, 2023 • 8:31:19pm

Blue check working as designed.

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ckkatz  Mar 31, 2023 • 8:31:35pm
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ckkatz  Mar 31, 2023 • 8:35:59pm
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retired cynic  Mar 31, 2023 • 8:57:12pm

I love this piece, Charles. Thank you!

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jaunte  Mar 31, 2023 • 8:59:13pm
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TedStriker  Mar 31, 2023 • 9:16:26pm

re: #4 GlutenFreeJesus

Only if anyone in power in WI wishes to fine them. And I don’t see it happening.

*edit* Maybe the FCC. Forgot about them. 😅

Penalties for using EAS alerts/tones improperly is firmly within the FCC’s bailiwick.

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ckkatz  Mar 31, 2023 • 9:17:43pm
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ckkatz  Mar 31, 2023 • 9:19:59pm

I don’t think that this comes as a surprise to anybody sane.

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The Ghost of a Flea  Mar 31, 2023 • 9:25:11pm

re: #12 ckkatz

I don’t think that this comes as a surprise to anybody sane.

It’s less insane that an outright invasion, but it’s…exactly the model that didn’t work in South America, and therefore is still pretty insane.

Sanity would be asking questions about why addiction happens and not criminalizing it.

But that would make the ROI go down for a lot of people in the defense and border industries….

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retired cynic  Mar 31, 2023 • 9:27:04pm

Before the storm came through here (and a mighty one it was!), I headed out to prepare a tank for my onion sets, and heard some odd clicking and cooing. A courting pair of nice, plump turkeys were strolling up to my back door. When my mother first moved over here, twenty years ago, a turkey came strutting past the kitchen window, and she called me and said, “There’s an ostrich in the yard!” A neighbor dealt in zoo stock, so it wasn’t out of the range of possibilities, but we narrowed it down.

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jaunte  Mar 31, 2023 • 9:31:37pm
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sagehen  Mar 31, 2023 • 9:33:20pm

re: #10 TedStriker

Penalties for using EAS alerts/tones improperly is firmly within the FCC’s bailiwick.

Many years ago, I worked at a radio station doing a satirical news/sketch program. For our May 1 show one year, one of the writers wanted us to shout “mayday! mayday!” which, um… probably would have cost the station their broadcast license. The FCC has no sense of humor.

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jaunte  Mar 31, 2023 • 9:34:20pm
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jaunte  Mar 31, 2023 • 9:34:47pm
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jaunte  Mar 31, 2023 • 9:41:38pm
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Captain Ron  Mar 31, 2023 • 9:45:21pm

re: #19 jaunte

Stupid people come up with amazingly stupid money making ideas. Good God, Elon.

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teleskiguy  Mar 31, 2023 • 9:47:15pm

Candide Thovex is a greatest living skier. At least, one of the greatest documented skiers…

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retired cynic  Mar 31, 2023 • 9:48:50pm

re: #21 teleskiguy

Do not try this at home.

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teleskiguy  Mar 31, 2023 • 9:50:25pm

re: #21 teleskiguy

Here’s a Candide Thovex video from *nine years ago.*

CANDIDE THOVEX || ONE OF THOSE DAYS

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sagehen  Mar 31, 2023 • 10:08:09pm

Liberal Redneck - Trump Indictment (For Real Though)

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 10:08:35pm

Who says the Republican Party doesn’t have good ideas?

North Carolina Republicans Hope To End Tyranny Of Participation Trophies (Wonkette, March 31, 2023)

Yup. They want to outlaw participation trophies.

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gwangung  Mar 31, 2023 • 10:10:01pm

re: #11 ckkatz

All hail the free market. Always providing better solutions than government….

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The Ghost of a Flea  Mar 31, 2023 • 10:28:46pm

re: #25 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Down to the finest, least significant degree, reactionaries rage at the possibility that people will not be sorted, their inferiority labelled and punished.

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Belafon  Mar 31, 2023 • 10:33:31pm

re: #25 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Who says the Republican Party doesn’t have good ideas?

North Carolina Republicans Hope To End Tyranny Of Participation Trophies (Wonkette, March 31, 2023)

Yup. They want to outlaw participation trophies.

“So you’re for the president being the winner of the popular vote?”

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retired cynic  Mar 31, 2023 • 10:34:11pm

re: #28 Belafon

You win the thread.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 10:38:17pm

The skier captured this on his helmet camera.

Skier saves snowboarder from death in terrifying rescue (BBC, eight hours ago, 1:52)

The snowboarder was trapped in a snow well in Washington state.

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William Lewis  Mar 31, 2023 • 10:39:32pm

Looking for something else, found this instead, beautiful version.

When I was in high school, there were those who whined that the “live” performances on the “Running On Empty” album were boring.The time I saw him live was like this. Damn it was great.

Jackson Browne - Running On Empty (LIVE) 1979

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Captain Ron  Mar 31, 2023 • 10:45:04pm

re: #25 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Who says the Republican Party doesn’t have good ideas?

North Carolina Republicans Hope To End Tyranny Of Participation Trophies (Wonkette, March 31, 2023)

Yup. They want to outlaw participation trophies.

Just wait until they find out liberal kids win the real trophies and their kids are the losers.

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Belafon  Mar 31, 2023 • 10:46:12pm

Wow.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 10:48:19pm
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darthstar  Mar 31, 2023 • 10:49:31pm

re: #33 Belafon

Wow.

I know it was a Hyundai but she drove it like it was a Camry.

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Belafon  Mar 31, 2023 • 10:50:32pm

re: #33 Belafon

Another wow, btw, is reading the replies. Somehow this is due to reparations or something California is doing and it’s all distracting from Democrats destroying the country or something.

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Captain Ron  Mar 31, 2023 • 10:50:42pm

re: #33 Belafon

Wow.

[Embedded content]

Socal, the Florida of California.

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The Ghost of a Flea  Mar 31, 2023 • 10:52:00pm

re: #32 Captain Ron

…they’ll be horrible to their kids because that’s what they do, punch down?

Consider how much you have to bend the scenario to find a way that it’s the reactionary that’s made miserable and thus you can experience schadenfreude.

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Belafon  Mar 31, 2023 • 10:53:18pm
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retired cynic  Mar 31, 2023 • 10:54:13pm

re: #39 Belafon

WTAF

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 11:01:47pm
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 11:03:04pm
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Belafon  Mar 31, 2023 • 11:08:46pm
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William Lewis  Mar 31, 2023 • 11:11:50pm

re: #42 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

< twitch > Still too fooking close to Memphis…

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A Cranky One  Mar 31, 2023 • 11:13:50pm

The circle of life.

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A Cranky One  Mar 31, 2023 • 11:15:42pm

Speaking of vinyl…
loudersound.com

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William Lewis  Mar 31, 2023 • 11:17:10pm

re: #45 A Cranky One

[Embedded content]

The circle of life.

I’m still waiting for the replacement for mp3… Vinyl sucked then & still sucks now.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 11:23:28pm
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The Ghost of a Flea  Mar 31, 2023 • 11:28:41pm

re: #41 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

That’s a pro-Modi account that compiles Hindu grievances and complains that Indian government “secularism” is anti-Hindu. Not quite openly talking Hindutva, but continually making the argument that Muslims are aggressors against Hindus. Dig deeper in their thread and they merge leftism and Islam as having common cause.

Also, the thread cites a bunch of Daily Mail equivalents to frame events in India, where admittedly regional politics can be deeply shit and noone is the good guy, but where the constant BJP line is that trouble comes from non-Hindus and the answer is…more police, more ideological policing. There’s also a slice of denying caste violence against violence and some shit-talking about Sikhs bothered by a major policing action being done to find one seperatist dude. BJP Hinduism excludes a lot of Hindus, too, so there’s also some HINO labelling.

So when two blood-red conservatives condemn “Hinduphobia” chances are pretty good they’re doing it because the BJP has been expanding its connection to US politicians.

Basically, this is the Indian equivalent of the US culture war, with the exact same “we’re victimized because we feel Muslims are treated more sensitively”: constantly finding slights and playing them into outrages, then using that as fuel to build a more authoritarian state with more extralegal violence.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 11:33:20pm

re: #51 The Ghost of a Flea

Huh. Hadn’t thought the BJP might try to hook up with the GOP for a common cause, but it makes sense since they both hate Muslims.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Mar 31, 2023 • 11:38:40pm
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The Ghost of a Flea  Mar 31, 2023 • 11:56:02pm

re: #52 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Once you get the key vocabulary, the similiarities between their far right and ours become unmistakable. Inside the basic “we’re victims” semiotics are a whole set of tropes that label people deserving contempt and not-Indian-ness.

The tweet I added above is circulating a commonly held opinion among reactionaries that Bollywood is actually run by Muslims with the intent of degrading authentic Hindu culture.

This is why I never cottoned to the post-9.11 anti-Muslim rhetoric; I’d been listening to the type of Hindus that do pogroms sell the exact “antisemitic tropes, but sub in Muslims” thing for my whole life.

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ckkatz  Apr 1, 2023 • 12:02:32am

re: #15 jaunte

(et al)

For some reason, this doesn’t sound like it is going quite the way Elon envisioned it.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 1, 2023 • 12:10:22am

This will be all on Twitter, YouTube, and Facebook, as it is every year.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 1, 2023 • 12:15:55am

Associated Press, yesterday

US Marine’s adoption of Afghan war orphan voided

Kidnapping in the name of Jesus. The story gets worse the more you read it.

CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. (AP) — In a highly unusual ruling, a state court judge on Thursday voided a U.S. Marine’s adoption of an Afghan war orphan, more than a year after he took the little girl away from the Afghan couple raising her. But her future remains uncertain.

For now, the child will stay with Marine Maj. Joshua Mast and his wife, Stephanie, under a temporary custody order they obtained before the adoption. The Masts will have to re-prove to the court that they should be granted a permanent adoption.
Read AP’s Investigation:

- Afghan couple accuse US Marine of abducting their baby

Despite the uncertainty, the ruling was a welcome move for the Afghan couple, who had been identified by the Afghan government as the child’s relatives in February 2020 and raised her for 18 months. They dropped to their knees in prayer outside the courthouse. As they held each other, the young man wiped the tears from both their eyes with his wife’s headscarf.

The Masts quickly left the courthouse after Thursday’s hearing, flanked by their attorneys. The parties are forbidden from commenting by a gag order.

The dispute raised alarms at the highest levels of government, from the White House to the Taliban, after an Associated Press investigation in October revealed how Mast became determined to rescue the baby and bring her home as an act of Christian faith. But until now, the adoption order has remained in place.

“There’s never, ever been a case like this,” said Judge Claude V. Worrell Jr. on Thursday.

(more)

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Captain Ron  Apr 1, 2023 • 12:23:45am
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Captain Ron  Apr 1, 2023 • 12:24:12am
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 1, 2023 • 12:52:07am

I’m not aware of any tornado watch alarms. I am aware of tornado warning alarms, which means this guy probably shouldn’t be sitting in a marina.

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sagehen  Apr 1, 2023 • 12:53:06am

re: #50 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Written by Meghan McCain for the Daily Mail

MEGHAN MCCAIN: I’m scared to death. Don’t these Democrat fools know this Trump Witch Hunt will end with America burning at the stake?

that’s rich, coming from people who had 7 (count them, SEVEN) Benghazi investigations, did a DoJ/FBI referral about Hillary’s server, salivated endlessly about every word out of Comey’s mouth on the topic…

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 1, 2023 • 12:53:53am

Watching the cinematic masterpiece “Zombieland.”

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Apr 1, 2023 • 1:00:55am

re: #61 sagehen

that’s rich, coming from people who had 7 (count them, SEVEN) Benghazi investigations, did a DoJ/FBI referral about Hillary’s server, salivated endlessly about every word out of Comey’s mouth on the topic…

But once the cracks appear and Trump’s corruption gets investigated nothing stops the corruption and insurrection investigations finding the rot that run all through the GOP.

And if white privilege and GOP uber alles gets reduced that *is* their America getting burned down.

Besides, don’t you know who her father is?

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Yeah Sure WhatEVs  Apr 1, 2023 • 1:24:40am

re: #55 ckkatz

(et al)

For some reason, this doesn’t sound like it is going quite the way Elon envisioned it.

What’s becoming obvious to me is that the old Twitter missed a big opportunity in charging for blue checks when companies would have paid for them for their staffers. They won’t now that Twitter is a toilet but they would have.

Twitter really was a utility. What a shame.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 1, 2023 • 1:33:09am

re: #41 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Georgia has become the first US state that has condemned anti-Hindu bigotry. Condemning Hinduphobia, Representatives Lauren McDonald and Todd Jones from Forsyth County in the suburbs of Atlanta introduced the resolution.

Is it okay to criticize the policies of the Hindu National Party in India? Those are some of the ugliest theocratic bigots and thugs in the world.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Apr 1, 2023 • 1:40:56am

re: #65 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Georgia has become the first US state that has condemned anti-Hindu bigotry. Condemning Hinduphobia, Representatives Lauren McDonald and Todd Jones from Forsyth County in the suburbs of Atlanta introduced the resolution.

Is it okay to criticize the policies of the Hindu National Party in India? Those are some of the ugliest theocratic bigots and thugs in the world.

I’m sure that they are trying to tie criticism of the party as inherently being criticism of the Hindu religion and this that it should be illegal. Same playbook as the theocrats everywhere else that want to protect their bigotry behind such a shield.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 1, 2023 • 1:43:55am

re: #66 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

I’m sure that they are trying to tie criticism of the party as inherently being criticism of the Hindu religion and this that it should be illegal. Same playbook as the theocrats everywhere else that want to protect their bigotry behind such a shield.

The Hindu Nationalists area also great at manipulating stories to reflect that.

And of course, criticism (or even lack of sufficient approval) of Israeli government policies is often branded as “Anti-Semitic” by Fundamentalist Christians who don’t give a hoot about Jews or Judaism, they simply want to see the conditions for their End Times death cult prophecies fulfilled.

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EPR-radar  Apr 1, 2023 • 1:56:23am

re: #67 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

The Hindu Nationalists area also great at manipulating stories to reflect that.

And of course, criticism (or even lack of sufficient approval) of Israeli government policies is often branded as “Anti-Semitic” by Fundamentalist Christians who don’t give a hoot about Jews or Judaism, they simply want to see the conditions for their End Times death cult prophecies fulfilled.

Hindu fundamentalism is a recent political construct that is just as crass as the US religious right.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 1, 2023 • 1:57:00am

re: #68 EPR-radar

Hindu fundamentalism is a recent political construct that is just as crass as the US religiousn right.

They are both striving to establish a theocracy.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Apr 1, 2023 • 1:57:49am

re: #69 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

They are both striving to establish a theocracy.

And the accompanying caste system where “everyone will know their place”.

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EPR-radar  Apr 1, 2023 • 1:58:13am

re: #69 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

They are both striving to establish a theocracy.

That’s intrinsic to religious fundamentalism in general. Always and everywhere, it is primarily political.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 1, 2023 • 2:07:55am

re: #65 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Georgia has become the first US state that has condemned anti-Hindu bigotry. Condemning Hinduphobia, Representatives Lauren McDonald and Todd Jones from Forsyth County in the suburbs of Atlanta introduced the resolution.

Is it okay to criticize the policies of the Hindu National Party in India? Those are some of the ugliest theocratic bigots and thugs in the world.

It is.

They are the people who tried to sue Atheist Republic in a Michigan court under the rubric of the state RFRA for blasphemy.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 1, 2023 • 2:08:50am
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 1, 2023 • 2:17:33am

(0:43)

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 1, 2023 • 2:23:05am

re: #74 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Far-right broadcaster Edward Szall reacted to the Nashville shooting by saying that the US should be more like North Korea, China, and the Taliban and “limit the access of free thought” so that people can’t even learn about trans issues. )

There is so much to learn from the Taliban.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 1, 2023 • 2:33:47am

Or the Nazis.

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FFL (GOP Delenda Est)  Apr 1, 2023 • 2:33:58am

re: #75 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

There is so much to learn from the Taliban.

I simply abhor a worldview that deems forced ignorance and denying people education and access to knowledge a key thing to do.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 1, 2023 • 2:40:05am

re: #77 FFL (GOP Delenda Est)

I simply abhor a worldview that deems forced ignorance and denying people education and access to knowledge a key thing to do.

An educated populace is a dangerous populace. Teach them enough to do their jobs and nothing else besides religious scripture, doctrine and practices.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 1, 2023 • 2:40:59am

re: #76 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

This is the kind of stuff that is being spread and promoted even by those who are considered to be “mainstream” religious-right leaders.

And attacking them is held up as an example of how Christians are persecuted.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 1, 2023 • 2:43:38am

Tornado watches now extend into Georgia.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 1, 2023 • 2:47:11am

re: #79 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

And attacking them is held up as an example of how Christians are persecuted.

Saudi Arabia and North Korea persecute Christians. With every town in the land holding a church (or multiple churches) this has to be the largest persecuted majority in history.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 1, 2023 • 2:49:05am

Iraq tolerated its Christian minority under Saddam Hussein, but not since we removed him.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 1, 2023 • 2:50:53am
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 1, 2023 • 2:52:06am

re: #82 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Iraq tolerated its Christian minority under Saddam Hussein, but not since we removed him.

Also telling when Christians were fleeing persecution in Sudan, the Republican Party didn’t want to let them in (cough, Africans).

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2023 • 3:02:25am

re: #5 jaunte

Blue check working as designed.

[Embedded content]

It’s been a trickle so far
This will be the next wave
Everybody being impersonated

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 1, 2023 • 3:07:38am

🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 1, 2023 • 3:08:56am

re: #86 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 1, 2023 • 3:12:21am

re: #87 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

This Infowars dipshyte is old enough to have gotten the routine smallpox vaccine. He’s the same nut who harasses women on aeroplanes and offers them money to take off their masks (because he believes in personal freedom and he’ll harass you if you don’t exercise his freedom).

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 1, 2023 • 3:13:31am

Smallpox vaccine was one of the first ever created and dates back to the 18th century.

This is weapons-grade idiocy.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 1, 2023 • 3:15:41am

re: #89 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Smallpox vaccine was one of the first ever created and dates back to the 18th century.

This is weapons-grade idiocy.

Or weapons-grade grifting. There’s money to be separated from idiots.

My son was given the smallpox vaccine after it was phased out in the USA, because of my military posting in Spain. The vaccine is still given routinely to military personnel and people who work with the virus in labs. Surely there’d be all sorts of people dropping dead from the smallpox vaccine if that was a problem.

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2023 • 3:18:34am

re: #74 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

(0:43)

[Embedded content]

We should ignore the 1A in favor of the 2A

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 1, 2023 • 3:21:11am

re: #91 Dangerman

We should ignore the 1A in favor of the 2A

Let’s see how far his 2A rights would be respected in North Korea.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 1, 2023 • 3:22:25am
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 1, 2023 • 3:30:30am

BBC (four minutes ago)

Andrew Tate and Tristan Tate moved to house arrest

Controversial social media influencer Andrew Tate and his brother Tristan have been moved from custody to house arrest following a ruling by a Romanian judge.

The ruling by the Court of Appeal in Bucharest replaces the latest period of custody, which was to end on 29 April.

Two associates, Georgiana Naghel and Luana Radu, are also being released.

All four have been ordered to stay in the buildings where they live, unless they have judicial permission to leave.

A spokeswoman for the Tate brothers told the BBC the brothers were “ecstatic”.

After being released, Andrew posted a video of himself pacing in a room while smoking a cigar, saying: “Since last year I’ve been in 24-hour lockdown. No yard time.

(more)

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steve_davis  Apr 1, 2023 • 3:34:20am

re: #62 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Watching the cinematic masterpiece “Zombieland.”

“Bill? Do you have any regrets?”
“Well…Garfield.”

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 1, 2023 • 3:39:32am

re: #95 steve_davis

“I can’t believe I shot Bill Murray!”
(1:59)

Youtube Video

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 1, 2023 • 3:40:16am

re: #94 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

BBC (four minutes ago)

Andrew Tate and Tristan Tate moved to house arrest

All four have been ordered to stay in the buildings where they live, unless they have judicial permission to leave.

Or have means to bribe the guards to look away…

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 1, 2023 • 3:41:15am

re: #96 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Oops, fixed.

That tweet was supposed to be here.

Being a Christian doesn’t make you a bigot by society’s standards. Being a bigot makes you a bigot by society’s standards.

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ckkatz  Apr 1, 2023 • 3:43:09am

All this discussion of winds and storms, for some reason reminded me of the old Ian And Sylvia song “Some Day Soon”. Here done by Suzy Bogguss.

“So blow you old blue norther”

Someday Soon

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steve_davis  Apr 1, 2023 • 3:43:17am

re: #83 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

god: I just dropped in to see what condition my unconditional love was in.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 1, 2023 • 3:45:15am

re: #98 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

If being a Christian makes me a bigot by society’s standards, then ok. I serve Jesus, not the world.

It makes you a Christian bigot

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 1, 2023 • 3:46:27am

Elno’s plan is going swimmingly.

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ckkatz  Apr 1, 2023 • 3:49:01am

re: #13 The Ghost of a Flea

It’s less insane that an outright invasion, but it’s…exactly the model that didn’t work in South America, and therefore is still pretty insane.

Sanity would be asking questions about why addiction happens and not criminalizing it.

But that would make the ROI go down for a lot of people in the defense and border industries….

My own thought is that while drug cartels might be the excuse, I suspect that Trump just thinks that he’ll get a bump in the polls like bush the shrub did with Iraq.

That fact that it would kill thousands of people in the process… Oh well…

To quote Napoleon “You can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs.”

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 1, 2023 • 3:49:21am
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 1, 2023 • 3:50:01am

re: #103 ckkatz

My own thought is that while drug cartels might be the excuse, I suspect that Trump just thinks that he’ll get a bump in the polls like bush the shrub did with Iraq.

It Can’t Happen Here

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 1, 2023 • 3:50:46am

re: #104 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

In my latest video, I talk about how a Christian non-profit group lied about After School Satan Club to further its own narrative… and how it was *remarkably easy* to spot their lies.

It’s okay to lie about Satanism in order to protect our children.

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TarHellion  Apr 1, 2023 • 4:04:16am

Birbman from Alcatraz.

Windy with some rain on the way. Thankfully, the storms are supposed to dissipate as my buddy and I travel down east to Wilson, NC. We’ll meet up with some of our fellow roto baseball owners at Beefmastors (yes, they spell it that way). Only items on the menu are ribeye, baked potato, and salad. Have a great weekend folks!

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 1, 2023 • 4:06:16am

They are accusing Sen. Hunt of “grooming her own children” and demanding she take down her “lying” social media posts.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 1, 2023 • 4:07:17am

re: #108 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

They are accusing Sen. Hunt of “grooming her own children” and demanding she take down her “lying” social media posts.

Those fuckers will stop at nothing.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 1, 2023 • 4:15:14am

re: #109 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Those fuckers will stop at nothing.

Nope.

Yesterday in the Grand Island Independent

ACLU files suit against Northwest Public Schools

Northwest Public Schools and Superintendent Jeff Edwards face a lawsuit stemming from an LGTBQ-driven decision to end the high school’s student newspaper, the Saga.

According to a statement by ACLU of Nebraska, “The lawsuit argues that school officials’ decision to shutter the newspaper violated plaintiffs’ First Amendment free speech rights on three counts: their right to be free of viewpoint discrimination, their right to be free of retaliation and their right to receive information.”

The lawsuit seeks a judge’s declaration the district violated the law and award damages as the court sees fit.

Pennell said in a statement: “Ever since I graduated, I felt I had a responsibility to seek accountability and advocate for the students who are still there, especially the LGBTQ+ kids. We have a right to be who we are and to write about our lives.”

Pennell, a transgender student, is a former Saga staff member, who has since graduated. In April 2022, Pennell used his preferred name in the publication. The newspaper staff was subsequently reprimanded by school administrators and directed to use legal names.

Students on staff decided to produce an LGBTQ Pride-themed June issue, which contained three LGBTQ-related, student-written articles along with stories about a Northwest High School student’s national art honor and a review of “Worst Roommate Ever.”

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 1, 2023 • 4:18:39am

More from the article above:

The June 2022 Saga, often referred to now as the Pride issue, was published May 16, 2022. It turned out to be the school newspaper’s final issue.

After news of the Saga’s fate was made public last summer, ACLU of Nebraska submitted a public records request, which resulted in hundreds of documents, including emails and text messages.

In a May 17 email to Edwards, Northwest High School Principal P.J. Smith and Activities Director Matthew Fritsche, Northwest school board president Dan Leiser said: “I’ve read the publications in the Viking Saga. I’m sure this is a revenge tactic from the pronoun thing a month or so ago ….”

Later in the email, Leiser said, “I’m hot on this one, because it’s not ok. The national media does the same crap and I’ve had enough of it. No more school paper, in my opinion. You give someone an inch, they take it a mile.”

Northwest school board member Paul Mader sent an email that same day to fellow board members. In it, he included a photo of Pennell’s story about the “don’t say gay” bill.

“Has anyone read our school paper this month?” Mader asked in the group email.

Staff and students were notified of the Saga’s elimination on May 19.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 1, 2023 • 4:30:04am
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Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Apr 1, 2023 • 4:30:27am

Animals with lots of curiosity:

声が変わるマイクでしゃべりまくって怒られるカワウソ　Hilarious Otters Talking into The Voice Changer Mic


..

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 1, 2023 • 4:31:47am
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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 1, 2023 • 4:36:42am

Encouraging the transition to electric vehicles… .

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 1, 2023 • 4:39:44am
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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2023 • 4:43:33am

Maggie Haberman Reveals How Trump Org Employees Celebrated Trump Indictment

cowards all, that they still work there - essentially enabling his continued existence, and not a one of them would ever say anything to his face

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2023 • 4:47:15am

re: #118 Dangerman

Maggie Haberman Reveals How Trump Org Employees Celebrated Trump Indictment

cowards all, that they still work there - essentially enabling his continued existence, and not a one of them would ever say anything to his face

meanwhile the gop is sycophantic Link

“In the hours after a grand jury indicted Mr. Trump, many of his potential rivals for the Republican presidential nomination snapped into line behind him, looking more like allies than competitors. All passed on the opportunity to criticize him, and some rushed to his defense, expressing concerns about the legitimacy of the case.”

Link

“The dilemma for the Republican Party is that Donald Trump’s mounting legal troubles may be simultaneously strengthening him as a candidate for the GOP presidential nomination and weakening him as a potential general-election nominee.”

hey Republican Party: it wouldnt if you’d disown him

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 1, 2023 • 5:01:59am

Seeing Red Nebraska, February 3. 2023

New Governor, same feedlot smell: Pillen prepares to pillage rural broadband funds

On January 6, just a day after taking office, new Nebraska governor “Step Into a Slim” Jim Pillen took his first steps toward financially rewarding his Good ‘Ol Boy network by announcing the creation of a new “Broadband Office” by executive order. This office will take over the Nebraska Broadband Bridge Program (NBBP), passed by the legislature in LB388 last year and signed into law by the less hirsute but equally porcine former governor Ricketts. As you can read here (description of the programme now removed from the state government Website and only returning a blank page—note by me), the NBBP will use a variety of federal and state funds to help bring long-overdue broadband service to parts of rural Nebraska. And we’re all for it! This is a critical program for evening the playing field for rural residents of our state, letting them compete both in modern business and have a real-time voice in the marketplace of ideas.

What we’re NOT a fan of is what Jimmy P. is already trying to do with the NBBP to hide crony kickbacks from public scrutiny: while announcing his executive order, Lincoln senator Suzanne Geist (you might recognize her “rural auntie” makeover vibe beaming down from practically every billboard in the city for her mayoral run, or you might remember her father’s tainted blood scandal that killed thousands of Canadians) introduced LB683, which further refines the details toward implementing the new Broadband Office. In last year’s LB388, NBBP authority was designated to Nebraska’s Public Service Commission, the state agency most logically equipped to navigate such matters, as they already have experience with telecommunications systems and the kinds of grants and initiatives that expand and improve our communications infrastructure. There are standards to follow, metrics to be achieved, and deadlines to make, or we stand to lose many millions of dollars in federal funds. The Public Service Commission has successfully administered many annual cycles of broadband grant programs across the state, and they’re already handling these deadlines for the first year of NBBP.

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Anymouse 🌹🏡😷  Apr 1, 2023 • 5:04:14am

I’m off to bed. Later.

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Sherlock Hound  Apr 1, 2023 • 5:25:22am

re: #4 GlutenFreeJesus

Only if anyone in power in WI wishes to fine them. And I don’t see it happening.

*edit* Maybe the FCC. Forgot about them. 😅

The FCC will do the fining. States are not involved with most radio and telecom regulations. Apparently, the Republicans sent this as a text message with the tones.

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Teukka  Apr 1, 2023 • 6:04:32am

Iframe

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Barefoot Grin  Apr 1, 2023 • 6:06:40am
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darthstar  Apr 1, 2023 • 6:14:34am

re: #48 William Lewis

I’m still waiting for the replacement for mp3… Vinyl sucked then & still sucks now.

SHN - lossless compression

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No Malarkey!  Apr 1, 2023 • 6:17:04am

Yesterday the stock market wrapped up the first quarter with big gains both for the day and the quarter as a whole as core PCE inflation came in below expectations, and of course unemployment is at the lowest level since the sixties, and yet somehow the GOP is getting away with the message that the economy is in decline.

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Teukka  Apr 1, 2023 • 6:17:48am

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darthstar  Apr 1, 2023 • 6:25:16am

Mastodon

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gocart mozart  Apr 1, 2023 • 6:30:20am
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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 1, 2023 • 6:30:49am

re: #115 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Encouraging the transition to electric vehicles… .

Isn’t Wyoming trying to ban their sales outright?

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Targetpractice  Apr 1, 2023 • 6:32:20am

re: #126 No Malarkey!

Yesterday the stock market wrapped up the first quarter with big gains both for the day and the quarter as a whole as core PCE inflation came in below expectations, and of course unemployment is at the lowest level since the sixties, and yet somehow the GOP is getting away with the message that the economy is in decline.

Faux has my dad convinced that the economy is in the worst decline since the Carter years.

What’s that, what about the four Republican presidencies between then and now? No no, see, Republicans are always great for the economy. It just always goes to shit when a Democrat takes office, the timing is purely coincidental…./////

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No Malarkey!  Apr 1, 2023 • 6:34:16am

re: #130 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Isn’t Wyoming trying to ban their sales outright?

Yes, the massive Wyoming market will force automakers to keep building gasoline fueled cars

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Targetpractice  Apr 1, 2023 • 6:34:23am

re: #130 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Isn’t Wyoming trying to ban their sales outright?

The “free market” party that loves to preach about how the government has no role in “picking winners and loser” wants you to know that you can’t buy an electric car because it makes the Baby Jesus cry oily tears.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 1, 2023 • 6:35:09am

re: #133 Targetpractice

The “free market” party that loves to preach about how the government has no role in “picking winners and loser” wants you to know that you can’t buy an electric car because it makes the Baby Jesus cry oily tears.

They are pro-business unless it is “woke” business.

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2023 • 6:35:39am
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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2023 • 6:38:04am
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Targetpractice  Apr 1, 2023 • 6:38:58am

re: #135 Dangerman

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If you ask a MAGAt, they’ll bleat out that it means the system is biased against Republicans because if it was fair then Hillary would be in prison for something that even Comey admitted would have resulted in nothing more severe than administrative punishment.

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darthstar  Apr 1, 2023 • 6:41:10am

Mastodon

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2023 • 6:41:34am

The most expensive surrender ever

Secret Service agents
Court security officers
New York police officers
motorcade

Have you noticed he needs to be escorted to the arraignment for paying an escort?

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 1, 2023 • 6:42:17am

re: #131 Targetpractice

Faux has my dad convinced that the economy is in the worst decline since the Carter years.

There’s a lot of Czechs convinced, thanks to some media outlets, that the Czech economy is in the absolute toilet and that food riots are gonna break out any day now. This is mostly far-right/far-left/anti-government oligarch media pushing that line.

If the Czech economy was really in the shitter, it’d be noticeable. Is it as good as it was, let’s say, five years ago? No, it’s not. But it’s also pretty damn far from the economic apocalypse these media outlets like to portray.

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2023 • 6:45:59am

re: #137 Targetpractice

If you ask a MAGAt, they’ll bleat out that it means the system is biased against Republicans because if it was fair then Hillary would be in prison for something that even Comey admitted would have resulted in nothing more severe than administrative punishment.

Gee what if the yes to indict votes on the grand jury came from Rs?//

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Hecuba's daughter  Apr 1, 2023 • 6:47:36am

re: #85 Dangerman

It’s been a trickle so far
This will be the next wave
Everybody being impersonated

Except Elon??

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jeffreyw  Apr 1, 2023 • 6:51:13am

Hot Dogs Are Sammiches

Good morning!

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jeffreyw  Apr 1, 2023 • 6:52:52am

The Caturday Buffet Proved Popular

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darthstar  Apr 1, 2023 • 6:54:01am

Take the survey, I did. My eulogy for Twitter: “Say hi to MySpace”

Mastodon

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A Cranky One  Apr 1, 2023 • 6:59:37am

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No Malarkey!  Apr 1, 2023 • 7:10:34am

There is always something to handwring about economically. For years people fretted that if there was another economic downturn the hands of the Fed would be tied because the fed rate was already at zero, and now that interest rates are back in the historically normal range they are fretting that the banking system can’t take it. Meanwhile its possible that we may actually achieve a soft landing of gradually decreasing inflation without tipping the economy into a recession. But of course Fox News and the GOP have a vested interest in portraying the economy in the worst possible light.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 1, 2023 • 7:11:33am

re: #147 No Malarkey!

But of course Fox News and the GOP have a vested interest in portraying the economy in the worst possible light.

With little or no mention of all the jobs that have been created since 2021

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Hecuba's daughter  Apr 1, 2023 • 7:12:30am

re: #107 TarHellion

Birbie for me too.

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Apr 1, 2023 • 7:14:04am

Sent the drive in a massive slice into the woods, chipped onto green into a sand trap, and made a hail mary birbie — was just trying to kill some letters and it was the correct word.

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Nerdy Fish  Apr 1, 2023 • 7:16:41am

Par for me. I probably could’ve had the birbie, if I had tried a little harder, but my brain latched onto another word first.

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danarchy  Apr 1, 2023 • 7:19:45am

re: #130 Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))

Isn’t Wyoming trying to ban their sales outright?

Someone introduced a resolution, it didn’t pass, it didn’t even make it out of committee.

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mmmirele  Apr 1, 2023 • 7:22:29am

re: #57 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Associated Press, yesterday

US Marine’s adoption of Afghan war orphan voided

Kidnapping in the name of Jesus. The story gets worse the more you read it.

(more)

“Act of Christian faith”—this whole thing is just one example of how awful the whole enterprise of Evangelical Christian adoption is. Let me be clear—I’m not opposed to religious people adopting. But when it’s “adopt to convert”, which is most certainly is here, then it’s just *wrong*.

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Teukka  Apr 1, 2023 • 7:24:47am
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Crush White Nationalism  Apr 1, 2023 • 7:25:41am

re: #98 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Oops, fixed.

That tweet was supposed to be here.

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Being a Christian doesn’t make you a bigot by society’s standards. Being a bigot makes you a bigot by society’s standards.

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Dr. Matt  Apr 1, 2023 • 7:27:17am

No comment

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Joe Bacon  Apr 1, 2023 • 7:31:47am

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No Malarkey!  Apr 1, 2023 • 7:33:56am

re: #155 Crush White Nationalism

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Crush White Nationalism  Apr 1, 2023 • 7:34:26am

Happy Thanksgiving. I’d like you to have this floral hammer, as is the tradition.

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mmmirele  Apr 1, 2023 • 7:34:41am

Anyone else go to the library in elementary school and look up every dirty word you could think of in the massive dictionary on the big stand? This would have just made it easy. Kids need to work to get their dirty words defined, not handed to them on a platter. (Yes I know it’s a joke.)

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A Cranky One  Apr 1, 2023 • 7:34:42am

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Nerdy Fish  Apr 1, 2023 • 7:35:06am

re: #159 No Malarkey!

My absolute favorite Bible story, because it so perfectly encapsulates the true message of the Gospel.

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PhillyPretzel  Apr 1, 2023 • 7:35:54am

re: #164 Eclectic Cyborg

lol.

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Nerdy Fish  Apr 1, 2023 • 7:37:04am

re: #164 Eclectic Cyborg

BREAKING: Donald Trump Jr., Kimberly Guilfoyle arrested on multiple drug trafficking charges following months-long investigation.

You had me going there for a minute. Well done.

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A Cranky One  Apr 1, 2023 • 7:47:57am

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 1, 2023 • 7:49:08am

re: #167 A Cranky One

“Kill meeeeeeeeee!!!

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mmmirele  Apr 1, 2023 • 7:49:31am

re: #103 ckkatz

My own thought is that while drug cartels might be the excuse, I suspect that Trump just thinks that he’ll get a bump in the polls like bush the shrub did with Iraq.

That fact that it would kill thousands of people in the process… Oh well…

To quote Napoleon “You can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs.”

Not only that, don’t you think invading Mexico wouldn’t send a lot of refugees streaming North towards the United States? I mean, seriously, this is just dumbness cubed.

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 1, 2023 • 7:50:33am

re: #169 mmmirele

Not only that, don’t you think invading Mexico wouldn’t send a lot of refugees streaming North towards the United States? I mean, seriously, this is just dumbness cubed.

It would be a great excuse to send masses of troops to seal the border and turn it into a killing zone.

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Belafon  Apr 1, 2023 • 7:52:28am

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Apr 1, 2023 • 7:54:17am

re: #171 Belafon

Doctor Whom

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Barefoot Grin  Apr 1, 2023 • 7:57:28am

re: #161 mmmirele

Anyone else go to the library in elementary school and look up every dirty word you could think of in the massive dictionary on the big stand? This would have just made it easy. Kids need to work to get their dirty words defined, not handed to them on a platter. (Yes I know it’s a joke.)

I remember going to a Second City improv show in the late ’70s where in one skit two guys are looking up dirty words in the dictionary and giggling; then from the side of the stage another person—as if using an intercom—says, “Drs Nelson and Rosenberg, please report for surgery IMMEDIATELY!” and the two frown and stomp off stage. I was a young teenager and thought it was hilarious.

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 1, 2023 • 8:12:44am
President Recep Tayyip Erdogan has confirmed the Turkish parliament’s decision to ratify Finland’s Nato membership, several Turkish media outlets reported on Saturday. The president’s final decision has been published in Turkey’s official gazette.

The Turkish parliament decided late on Thursday to ratify Finland’s Nato membership. The president’s signature concludes Ankara’s drawn-out ratification of Finnish membership, which has been pending since last summer. Under Turkish law, Erdogan had up to 15 days to sign the ratification - and he waited nearly that long to sign North Macedonia’s Nato ratification in 2020.

yle.fi

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Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 1, 2023 • 8:12:58am

One more for April Fools because why not?

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Dr. Matt  Apr 1, 2023 • 8:20:36am

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Colère Tueur de Lapin  Apr 1, 2023 • 8:23:08am

re: #155 Crush White Nationalism

That thread is nauseating.

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No Malarkey!  Apr 1, 2023 • 8:36:47am

For the first time in I don’t know when, every county in Kentucky is rated green for low covid transmission. Despite that, dozens of Kentuckians continue to die of Covid every week.

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Teukka  Apr 1, 2023 • 8:42:19am

Mastodon

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Hecuba's daughter  Apr 1, 2023 • 8:51:32am

re: #180 Teukka

True confession: I muted Elon weeks ago. So, has he been tweeting as frequently as in the past or has he suddenly realized that catturd is not someone he should amplify — and that maybe he needs to rethink his strategy in running (or is it ruining?) twitter?

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mmmirele  Apr 1, 2023 • 8:51:41am

re: #146 A Cranky One

for me it’s: “Hey, it appears one of the money transfer interfaces is down/not working as expected and we need to hop on a Teams call and figure it out.” And we have SO MANY interfaces. Seriously, folks, if you knew how many moving parts there were to getting money from here to there or there to here, you’d be amazed. I know I am continually amazed.

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Crush White Nationalism  Apr 1, 2023 • 8:55:38am

I’m going to pass.

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Belafon  Apr 1, 2023 • 8:59:10am

re: #183 Crush White Nationalism

I’m going to pass.

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You’re just not actually meant to drink it. In fact, it’s for other people.

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TedStriker  Apr 1, 2023 • 8:59:23am

From LockPickingLawyer, whose April Fools’ videos are almost always filled with double entendres:

[1520] Getting Into A Woman’s Kitty

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Teukka  Apr 1, 2023 • 9:03:14am

note: it seems anti-trans slurs are excepted from this

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Teukka  Apr 1, 2023 • 9:03:53am

Holey. Fuck.

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 1, 2023 • 9:08:40am

re: #187 Teukka

What’s that you say? Yet another GOPedophile?

Yeah, you know what’s coming….

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Belafon  Apr 1, 2023 • 9:09:54am

re: #186 Teukka

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Belafon  Apr 1, 2023 • 9:10:45am

re: #189 Belafon

I wouldn’t put it past him, but I’m not quite putting in what seems to be flagged.

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jeffreyw  Apr 1, 2023 • 9:12:58am

Picnicking Birds

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Belafon  Apr 1, 2023 • 9:14:29am

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If you subscribe today, you will be upgraded to our Nixle Platinum Emergency Alerts Package at no charge! With this upgrade we will also notify you of alien invasions, zombie outbreaks, when the T-Rex escapes it’s enclosure, and if Punxsutawney Phil sees his shadow.

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If you would like to get the Rockwall County alerts, the subscribe part is real.

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darthstar  Apr 1, 2023 • 9:14:32am

re: #183 Crush White Nationalism

I’m going to pass.

Orange peel is throwing a white power sign.

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jeffreyw  Apr 1, 2023 • 9:14:33am

Mastodon

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Belafon  Apr 1, 2023 • 9:15:14am

re: #187 Teukka

Holey. Fuck.

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When someone says grooming, say “Like this?”

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Belafon  Apr 1, 2023 • 9:18:18am

I’m going to start using madafakas.

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jeffreyw  Apr 1, 2023 • 9:18:49am

re: #187 Teukka

Holey. Fuck.

The worst people go GOP because they really believe in herd immunity.

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 1, 2023 • 9:19:17am

Back in a bit.

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darthstar  Apr 1, 2023 • 9:31:58am

Mastodon

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PhillyPretzel  Apr 1, 2023 • 9:42:27am

This is a test of my Magic Keyboard. So far it seems to be working. :)

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wrenchwench  Apr 1, 2023 • 9:42:54am

Hatchlings!

Mastodon

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Joe Bacon  Apr 1, 2023 • 9:45:29am

She then turned her attention to Graham saying, “I mean Lindsey Graham! I mean get off the sauce, Lindsey! Enough that he’s such a parasite, it’s embarrassing and he is also revealing what Republicans are willing to do in order to keep favor with Trump.”

MSNBC 04 01 2023 08 49 07

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wrenchwench  Apr 1, 2023 • 9:48:03am

Mastodon

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gocart mozart  Apr 1, 2023 • 9:50:20am
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A hollow voice says: Abort SCOTUS  Apr 1, 2023 • 9:53:45am

re: #203 wrenchwench

Mastodon calls this “sensitive content.” So it appears that we don’t have to miss being amused by twitter warnings on images.

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Scottish Dragon  Apr 1, 2023 • 9:54:01am
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A hollow voice says: Abort SCOTUS  Apr 1, 2023 • 9:55:15am

More flowers of spring.

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jeffreyw  Apr 1, 2023 • 9:58:17am

re: #205 A hollow voice says: Abort SCOTUS

Mastodon calls this “sensitive content.” So it appears that we don’t have to miss being amused by twitter warnings on images.

I think the sensitive content tag is attached by the poster rather than by the instance admin.

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William Lewis  Apr 1, 2023 • 9:58:23am

re: #50 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Written by Meghan McCain for the Daily Mail

MEGHAN MCCAIN: I’m scared to death. Don’t these Democrat fools know this Trump Witch Hunt will end with America burning at the stake?

If true, that’s the biggest reason yet for Trump to die of old age in a prison cell.,

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Captain Ron  Apr 1, 2023 • 10:00:42am
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PhillyPretzel  Apr 1, 2023 • 10:05:03am

re: #207 A hollow voice says: Abort SCOTUS

Beautiful flowers.

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Skandal  Apr 1, 2023 • 10:09:17am
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wrenchwench  Apr 1, 2023 • 10:17:51am

Borb. Fast borb, no thinking.

Click to Reveal

Wordle 651 4/6*

⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛
⬛🟩🟨⬛🟨
🟨🟩🟩⬛🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

current streak 33
max streak 33
Total played 66 (since a cookie incident)

It all adds up.

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2023 • 10:21:47am

re: #164 Eclectic Cyborg

BREAKING: Donald Trump Jr., Kimberly Guilfoyle arrested on multiple drug trafficking charges following months-long investigation.

Im assuming every link today is a rickroll

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Nerdy Fish  Apr 1, 2023 • 10:22:05am

re: #214 Dangerman

Im assuming every link today is a rickroll

This guy has been around the Internet a few times.

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Joe Bacon  Apr 1, 2023 • 10:28:30am

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2023 • 10:29:15am

re: #215 Nerdy Fish

This guy has been around the Internet a few times.

I learned from smart friends.
(And evil fiends)

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dat_said  Apr 1, 2023 • 10:35:27am

Hillsdale College revokes school’s license for curriculum after “David” statue fiasco. Yes, Hillsdale : wctv.tv

Statement from Hillsdale:

To set the record straight: This drama around teaching Michelangelo’s “David” sculpture, one of the most important works of art in existence, has become a distraction from, and a parody of, the actual aims of classical education.

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2023 • 10:35:35am

at the end they add…..”And if you disagree then you’re a black transexual Antifa Marxist from hell who drinks the blood of aborted babies and burns Bibles on a fiery pyre ‘cause you hate the Sweet Baby Jesus”

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Captain Ron  Apr 1, 2023 • 10:36:40am
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Eclectic Cyborg  Apr 1, 2023 • 10:37:09am

re: #220 Captain Ron

Looks…uncomfortable.

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Dr Lizardo  Apr 1, 2023 • 10:39:32am

In the spirit of the day…here ya go:

The Sinking of the SS Poseidon | A Short Documentary | Fascinating Horror

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2023 • 10:39:54am

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2023 • 10:43:38am

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2023 • 10:44:23am

re: #224 Dangerman

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wrenchwench  Apr 1, 2023 • 10:44:38am

re: #223 Dangerman

[Embedded content]

I don’t know how to explain this to you….

I am someone from the 50s.

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2023 • 10:48:36am
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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2023 • 10:49:37am

re: #226 wrenchwench

I don’t know how to explain this to you….

I am someone from the 50s.

Ditto

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2023 • 10:50:30am
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Scottish Dragon  Apr 1, 2023 • 10:51:17am

What the absolute fuck

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PhillyPretzel  Apr 1, 2023 • 10:51:41am

We have a bit of break in the weather right now. I am not looking forward to the weather to come this afternoon. :(

weather.gov

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Scottish Dragon  Apr 1, 2023 • 10:52:14am
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Nerdy Fish  Apr 1, 2023 • 10:53:14am

re: #231 PhillyPretzel

We have a bit of break in the weather right now. I am not looking forward to the weather to come this afternoon. :(

weather.gov

We had a good 6” of snow overnight. My neighbors and I all rolled out our snowblowers this morning because it was so wet and heavy.

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wrenchwench  Apr 1, 2023 • 10:53:21am

re: #231 PhillyPretzel

We have a bit of break in the weather right now. I am not looking forward to the weather to come this afternoon. :(

weather.gov

Our rain no longer has chunks in it.

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Dangerman  Apr 1, 2023 • 10:54:05am
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BigPapa  Apr 1, 2023 • 10:58:03am

re: #234 wrenchwench

Our rain no longer has chunks in it.

Chunky rain sounds somewhat sub-optimal.

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BigPapa  Apr 1, 2023 • 11:01:27am

This has to be the best one so far.

Calvin Broadus Jr NFL
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Barefoot Grin  Apr 1, 2023 • 11:05:15am

re: #231 PhillyPretzel

We have a bit of break in the weather right now. I am not looking forward to the weather to come this afternoon. :(

weather.gov

Same.

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jeffreyw  Apr 1, 2023 • 11:11:13am

re: #236 BigPapa

Chunky rain sounds somewhat sub-optimal.

Maybe not, to someone thinking stew for supper.

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Eventual Carrion  Apr 1, 2023 • 11:11:41am

re: #50 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

Written by Meghan McCain for the Daily Mail

MEGHAN MCCAIN: I’m scared to death. Don’t these Democrat fools know this Trump Witch Hunt will end with America burning at the stake?

We don’t negotiate nor give in to terrorists Meghan (yes I know who your fucking father is).

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sagehen  Apr 1, 2023 • 11:12:48am

re: #223 Dangerman

[Embedded content]

and to show pictures of my lunch.

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Florida Panhandler  Apr 1, 2023 • 11:24:53am

re: #74 Anymouse 🌹🏡😷

(0:43)

At last, the right wing feels brave enough to finally be honest about their agenda all along.

It is not Democracy. It is absolute power which they alone will wield.

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Eventual Carrion  Apr 1, 2023 • 11:52:23am

re: #123 Teukka

[Embedded content]

I’m waiting for the embryo life insurance policy. If life begins at conception then I should be able to get life insurance on it. A pretty good bet if nothing else since I have seen estimated that only ~30% of conceptions result in live birth.

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Eventual Carrion  Apr 1, 2023 • 12:23:08pm

re: #149 Hecuba’s daughter

Birbie for me too.

[Embedded content]

Took me to 4/6. Don’t look at the hidden part of this message if you haven’t done the puzzle yet because I give a kinda hint.

Click to Reveal

Wordle 651 4/6

⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜
⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜
🟨🟩⬜🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I wiffed on the first word but I just had to try “FOOLS” today.


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