Some More News: Corporations Have More Rights Than People

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Hi. Today we’re looking at the many ways in which corporations can do things that regular citizens definitely can’t, and how executives are rarely held accountable even when they break the law.

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Edited by Gregg Meller
Produced by Jonathan Harris
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Chapters:
00:00 - Intro
02:21 - Companies Are People! (More Than You!)
04:29 - Corporations Get To Make Laws
10:05 - Corporations Can Commit Fraud
16:36 - Corporations Can Vote
21:14 - Corporations Can Steal Your Home
28:18 - Corporations Can Steal Your Water
34:22 - Corporations Can Purposefully Destroy Other Companies
39:55 - Corporations Get Better Financial Aid Than People
45:53 - Corporations Can Kill People
54:18 - Executives Could Be Held Accountable

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144 comments
1
Love-Child of Cassandra and Sisyphus  Mar 27, 2024 • 10:45:08am

Money talks.

It’s one of those lessons that does not change down through the millennia.

2
Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Mar 27, 2024 • 10:46:28am

Property rights > Human rights

3
darthstar  Mar 27, 2024 • 10:48:02am

Mastodon

4
Dr. Matt  Mar 27, 2024 • 10:51:17am

Delicate snowflake anti-vaxxer gets kicked off plane because he’s afraid of a passenger wearing a mask

‘Yellowstone’ Star Claims He Was Kicked Off Plane For Refusing To Sit Next To Masked Passenger. Anti-vax actor Forrie J. Smith took to Instagram to claim he was kicked off a flight because he didn’t ‘feel comfortable’ sitting next to someone who was wearing a mask, while admitting that he’d ‘been drinking.’

✔ All Hat and No Cattle

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Teukka  Mar 27, 2024 • 10:53:08am

So exactly how does attacking teenagers benefit the Palestinian cause?

Bonus question, if the ethnic/national/religious groupings were different or absent, what’d it be called? 🤔

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sizzzzlerz  Mar 27, 2024 • 10:53:48am

re: #4 Dr. Matt

Delicate snowflake anti-vaxxer gets kicked off plane because he’s afraid of a airplane passenger wearing a mask

All Hat and No Cattle

Somebody suggested that if you ever are seated next to this jackass, wait until the plane pulls back from the gate, say to him, “ooops, almost forgot this” and pull out and put on your mask.

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Mar 27, 2024 • 10:54:03am

How Every Doctor Who Got Cast

Why Every Lead Actor Left Doctor Who

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Dr. Matt  Mar 27, 2024 • 10:54:22am

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Nerdy Fish  Mar 27, 2024 • 10:56:01am

re: #6 sizzzzlerz

Somebody suggested that if you ever are seated next to this jackass, wait until the plane pulls back from the gate, say to him, “ooops, almost forgot this” and pull out and put on your mask.

The really fun part of that is that if he’s being a big enough jackass, they will divert the flight to get him off the plane, which will cost him a boatload of money because airlines really frown on passengers disrupting their flight operations (and the FAA isn’t exactly a fan, either).

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Dr. Matt  Mar 27, 2024 • 10:58:56am

re: #9 Nerdy Fish

The really fun part of that is that if he’s being a big enough jackass, they will divert the flight to get him off the plane, which will cost him a boatload of money because airlines really frown on passengers disrupting their flight operations (and the FAA isn’t exactly a fan, either).

And he could lose his TSA precheck and get banned from that particular airline.

But, at least he stuck to his principles….. *rolling my eyes*

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Mar 27, 2024 • 10:59:21am

re: #8 Dr. Matt

[Embedded content]

Smartphones are probably part of it, but not like that.
People can no longer claim to have seen wild things with no proof when they have a camera in their pocket at all times.

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wrenchwench  Mar 27, 2024 • 11:03:38am

Mastodon

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Mar 27, 2024 • 11:06:48am

“Possession is nine-tenths of the law!” say those who already possess nine-tenths of everything.

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Decatur Deb  Mar 27, 2024 • 11:07:32am

re: #12 wrenchwench

Big deal about 40 miles from here:

en.wikipedia.org

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Mar 27, 2024 • 11:08:24am

Uwe Boll Weevil

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jeffreyw  Mar 27, 2024 • 11:12:22am

bsky.app

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Wendell Zurkowitz ((slave to the waffle light))  Mar 27, 2024 • 11:13:31am

re: #16 jeffreyw

Sardaukar chant but it’s hamburger cheeseburger big mac whopper

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Decatur Deb  Mar 27, 2024 • 11:14:54am

Even more wee-viling:

weevilwonderland.blogspot.com

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Teukka  Mar 27, 2024 • 11:17:11am

re: #16 jeffreyw

[Embedded content]

bsky.app

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The GOP is a Terrorist Organization  Mar 27, 2024 • 11:26:31am

The Mooch yesterday:

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Charles  Mar 27, 2024 • 11:31:04am

Donald Trump is currently on his shitty website violating the NY gag order like a boss.

Attacking the judge, the judge’s daughter, the DA, their families, you name it.

So now what?

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Dr Lizardo  Mar 27, 2024 • 11:32:53am

re: #21 Charles

Donald Trump is currently on his shitty website violating the NY gag order like a boss.

Attacking the judge, the judge’s daughter, the DA, their families, you name it.

So now what?

He’s pretty much daring Judge Merchan to throw him into a cell in Rikers for the weekend.

I say…grant him his wish.

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BeenHereAwhile  Mar 27, 2024 • 11:32:54am

re: #6 sizzzzlerz

Somebody suggested that if you ever are seated next to this jackass, wait until the plane pulls back from the gate, say to him, “ooops, almost forgot this” and pull out and put on your mask.

I’d be inclined to tell this cowboy that I was wrangling horses and cattle while he was still hanging between his daddy’s legs.

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wrenchwench  Mar 27, 2024 • 11:32:55am

re: #21 Charles

Donald Trump is currently on his shitty website violating the NY gag order like a boss.

Attacking the judge, the judge’s daughter, the DA, their families, you name it.

So now what?

Anything less than locking him up would be a disappointment. And yet, I would be surprised if it happened.

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Charles  Mar 27, 2024 • 11:35:12am

Look at this deranged shit.

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Florida Panhandler  Mar 27, 2024 • 11:36:00am

re: #21 Charles

Donald Trump is currently on his shitty website violating the NY gag order like a boss.

Attacking the judge, the judge’s daughter, the DA, their families, you name it.

So now what?

That’s what this election is about. If Trump loses he goes to prison.

We also get a stacked SCOTUS by Biden that once again recognizes Precedent and Law.

If Democrats lose we get a 100% corrupt Trump dictatorship and a stacked SCOTUS by Trump to do his every bidding.

Trump will either be in prison a year from now or America’s first outright tyrant. Our choice.

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Mar 27, 2024 • 11:37:33am

re: #22 Dr Lizardo

I agree. DT needs a stay at Rikers.

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wrenchwench  Mar 27, 2024 • 11:37:47am

re: #25 Charles

Look at this deranged shit.

[Embedded content]

Crushed hoaxes—good on ice cream, next to the ketchup.

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Hecuba's daughter  Mar 27, 2024 • 11:38:59am

re: #21 Charles

Donald Trump is currently on his shitty website violating the NY gag order like a boss.

Attacking the judge, the judge’s daughter, the DA, their families, you name it.

So now what?

Didn’t someone point out downstairs that it may not technically be a violation? Of course, when seeking a court order against Trump, you have to be very careful in who and what is covered because he will attack anyone or anything that is not explicitly mentioned by the order. The judge’s daughter is not covered by the order.

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The GOP is a Terrorist Organization  Mar 27, 2024 • 11:39:35am

I know it’s a high bar, but is there anymore more void of shame than Nancy Mace?


Her district benefited from the Bipartisan Infrastructure Law

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Egregious Philbin  Mar 27, 2024 • 11:40:42am

Donald Trump would have hugely benefited if someone would have kicked the shit out of him when he was younger.

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Jay C  Mar 27, 2024 • 11:41:56am

re: #31 Egregious Philbin

Donald Trump would have hugely benefited if someone would have kicked the shit out of him when he was younger.

Maybe somebody did?
And we’re all paying for it many decades later…

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Nerdy Fish  Mar 27, 2024 • 11:42:08am

re: #30 The GOP is a Terrorist Organization

I know it’s a high bar, but is there anymore more void of shame than Nancy Mace?

[Embedded content]

Her district benefited from the Bipartisan Infrastructure Law

Hey Nancy, how much do you think those projects cost? How many other projects are planned, and how much do those cost? How long until you admit you’re a fascist tool who can’t tell her ass from a hole in the ground?

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The Ghost of a Flea  Mar 27, 2024 • 11:45:34am

re: #31 Egregious Philbin

Donald Trump would have hugely benefited if someone would have kicked the shit out of him when he was younger.

Counterpoint:

No.

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Dave In Austin  Mar 27, 2024 • 11:46:35am

re: #14 Decatur Deb

Big deal about 40 miles from here:

[Embedded content]

en.wikipedia.org

Been there, stared at it in wonder….

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dat_said  Mar 27, 2024 • 11:47:17am

re: #30 The GOP is a Terrorist Organization

I know it’s a high bar, but is there anymore more void of shame than Nancy Mace?

[Embedded content]

Her district benefited from the Bipartisan Infrastructure Law

You don’t replace every fuckin bridge and mile of road every fuckin year. Besides, easy enough to learn that 2/3rds of the infrastructure bill went to roads, bridges, and other major projects: visualcapitalist.com

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Charles  Mar 27, 2024 • 11:49:48am

Yeah, I went back and read the exact words of the order, and he may not technically be violating it.

But attacking the judge’s daughter is seriously pushing it.

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Dr. Matt  Mar 27, 2024 • 11:52:05am
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Hecuba's daughter  Mar 27, 2024 • 11:52:27am

re: #30 The GOP is a Terrorist Organization

I know it’s a high bar, but is there anymore more void of shame than Nancy Mace?

[Embedded content]

Her district benefited from the Bipartisan Infrastructure Law

Elise Stefanik?

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coin operated  Mar 27, 2024 • 11:53:13am

re: #37 Charles

Yeah, I went back and read the exact words of the order, and he may not technically be violating it.

But attacking the judge’s daughter is seriously pushing it.

Let’s put him in Rikers while his lawyers argue over this technicality….

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Skip Intro  Mar 27, 2024 • 11:55:14am

Donald Trump is a domestic terrorist and a national security threat. He should have been shipped to Gitmo years ago to await trial.

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wrenchwench  Mar 27, 2024 • 11:56:03am

re: #40 coin operated

Let’s put him in Rikers while his lawyers argue over this technicality….

Send him out in the yard with a sledge hammer. He can crush hoaxes.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Mar 27, 2024 • 11:57:18am

re: #21 Charles

Donald Trump is currently on his shitty website violating the NY gag order like a boss.

Attacking the judge, the judge’s daughter, the DA, their families, you name it.

So now what?

Well he figured if Hitler got tossed in jail and won an election he can do the same…

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The Ghost of a Flea  Mar 27, 2024 • 11:59:06am

re: #41 Skip Intro

Counterpoint:

Nobody should be sent to Gitmo because Gitmo shouldn’t exist, and furthermore de facto “being sent to Gitmo” is part of our vocab because it’s literally the opposite of being demonstrably guilty.

Don’t pick up right wing language; it’s coated in body fluids.

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Jay C  Mar 27, 2024 • 12:03:12pm

re: #38 Dr. Matt

BTW - What did Mayor Scott have to say about the Key Bridge collapse?
(can’t play the clips)

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Captain Magic  Mar 27, 2024 • 12:09:14pm

re: #41 Skip Intro

Donald Trump is a domestic terrorist and a national security threat. He should have been shipped to Gitmo years ago to await trial.

Thets that little problem with throwing him into the clink ….his security detail.

Maybe reactivate Alcatraz with him being its only prisoner..,

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Joe Bacon ✅  Mar 27, 2024 • 12:12:06pm

re: #46 Captain Magic

Thets that little problem with throwing him into the clink ….hos security detail.

Maybe reactivate Alcatraz with him being its only prisoner..,

I’ve repeatedly said I want that traitor and his pals put in Alcatraz and I don’t care if that place needs major repairs. Let them spend the rest of their lives in that decaying place.

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Nerdy Fish  Mar 27, 2024 • 12:12:24pm

re: #46 Captain Magic

Thets that little problem with throwing him into the clink ….hos security detail.

Maybe reactivate Alcatraz with him being its only prisoner..,

There’s no security problem. The Secret Service can post a guard in a prison, just the same as anywhere else. Or they can lock him up somewhere else. It’s logistically more difficult than a random man off the street, but not impossible by any stretch.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 27, 2024 • 12:13:12pm

re: #46 Captain Magic

Thets that little problem with throwing him into the clink ….hos security detail.

Maybe reactivate Alcatraz with him being its only prisoner..,

Put him in a cell by himself.

Put a chair outside the cell.

Have SS agents or whoever sit in the chair in shifts.

Problem solved.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Mar 27, 2024 • 12:18:22pm

Here’s a better Bible Salesman!

Big Dan Teague, Bible Salesman

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BeachDem  Mar 27, 2024 • 12:18:24pm

re: #30 The GOP is a Terrorist Organization

I know it’s a high bar, but is there anymore more void of shame than Nancy Mace?

[Embedded content]

Her district benefited from the Bipartisan Infrastructure Law

I’ll put forth a Laura Loomer and call it a tie.

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Charles  Mar 27, 2024 • 12:21:46pm

re: #50 Joe Bacon ✅

The Cyclops.

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Dr. Matt  Mar 27, 2024 • 12:24:12pm

re: #51 BeachDem

I’ll put forth a Laura Loomer and call it a tie.

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Maybe she will tell us a sob story on how her life is over for being banned from Uber, Lyft, Youtube, Facebook, etc., etc.,

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Romantic Heretic  Mar 27, 2024 • 12:24:24pm

re: #5 Teukka

Humans love to hate.

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Romantic Heretic  Mar 27, 2024 • 12:26:33pm

re: #20 The GOP is a Terrorist Organization

Should we remind him that there is a unit of time named after him?

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lawhawk  Mar 27, 2024 • 12:28:15pm

re: #47 Joe Bacon ✅

I’ve repeatedly said I want that traitor and his pals put in Alcatraz and I don’t care if that place needs major repairs. Let them spend the rest of their lives in that decaying place.

Why spoil a NPS site with that fecal content?

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Charles  Mar 27, 2024 • 12:29:25pm

Sometimes if I look through Donald Trump’s posts at his webshite, I just burst out laughing because it’s so fucking OUT THERE. This ranting freak was an actual US president? It’s Theatre of the Absurd.

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Hecuba's daughter  Mar 27, 2024 • 12:31:02pm

re: #55 Romantic Heretic

Should we remind him that there is a unit of time named after him?

You don’t need to remind him! He actually posted that about Ronna yesterday— defined her stint at NBC in terms of Scaramuccis.

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🐈 Crush White Christian Nationalism 🐈  Mar 27, 2024 • 12:31:44pm

re: #54 Romantic Heretic

Humans love to hate.

Republicans love to hate, and forced us to participate by making a monster their leader.

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Hecuba's daughter  Mar 27, 2024 • 12:32:25pm

re: #57 Charles

Sometimes if I look through Donald Trump’s posts at his webshite, I just burst out laughing because it’s so fucking OUT THERE. This ranting freak was an actual US president? It’s Theatre of the Absurd.

He won’t post on X because he might get pushback there. On Truth Social, he hears only admiration.

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Romantic Heretic  Mar 27, 2024 • 12:33:14pm

re: #58 Hecuba’s daughter

So he’s got a sense of humour?

No wonder he doesn’t fit in the GOP any more. The GOP is nothing but fanatics now and fanatics get their senses of humour and irony surgically removed.

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Hecuba's daughter  Mar 27, 2024 • 12:34:44pm

re: #61 Romantic Heretic

So he’s got a sense of humour?

No wonder he doesn’t fit in the GOP any more. The GOP is nothing but fanatics now and fanatics get their senses of humour and irony surgically removed.

He left the Trump GOP a long time ago. He would fit in with a Cheney GOP without problems.

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Joe Bacon ✅  Mar 27, 2024 • 12:35:50pm

They went there again. They’re begging for more RAZZIES®

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Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2, which is now in theaters, boasts a bigger budget, higher production values, and an entirely new cast. Alas, when it comes to the things that matter most—like writing, directing, and acting—it’s as chintzy and inept as its predecessor. It’s also crude, ugly, and decidedly misogynistic, but more on that later…

Yes, later when the Last Ever RAZZIE Awards are issued in 2025…

thedailybeast.com

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lawhawk  Mar 27, 2024 • 12:35:59pm

Jeff Clark’s disbarment hearing in DC ended a short time ago. He took the 5th on numerous occasions, with Clark claiming that the lead investigator was purposefully getting Clark to take the 5th.

Umm… that you had to take the 5th a single fucking time shows you’re lack of character and fitness to practice law and that you need to be prosecuted for your conduct during the WH stint.

Clark’s decision to invoke his constitutional right against self-incrimination underscores the criminal jeopardy he faces in other ongoing legal proceedings. In Atlanta, he’s charged alongside Trump in an alleged racketeering conspiracy to corrupt the 2020 election, and in Washington, D.C., federal prosecutors identified him — but have not charged him — as one of Trump’s alleged co-conspirators in a scheme to seize power.

He’s probably concerned that he might face still more criminal charges in other jurisdictions for his conduct.

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ckkatz  Mar 27, 2024 • 12:39:11pm

re: #55 Romantic Heretic

ETA: Looks like Hecuba’s Daughter beat me to the punch while I was still editing:
re: #58 Hecuba’s daughter

===

Hah!

It seems to me that Scaramucci is a marketer. And not a very good one at that.

I suspect that he is actually proud for being associated with something that is sort of useful. And that is probably his crowning achievement. Maybe even better than a head of lettuce… Maybe?

Btw, iirc, right now he is marketing two things, cryptocurrencies, and himself.

Scaramucci Xitter post

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Dr. Matt  Mar 27, 2024 • 12:44:57pm

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lawhawk  Mar 27, 2024 • 12:46:34pm

Kari Lake is gonna be going through some things. She and her legal team pulled a Trump and decided to let the trial of her defaming state election officials go to the judgment phase - how much money she’s going to owe.

Richer alleged in a lawsuit filed last year that Lake, her campaign and the group repeatedly and falsely accused him of causing Lake to lose the 2022 Arizona gubernatorial election, unleashing a barrage of threats against him and his family. Richer’s complaint sought to hold Lake and her allies accountable for her claims that Richer had “sabotaged the election to prevent Republican candidates, including Lake, from winning.”

Lake requested the judge set what is known as a default judgment hearing, which would essentially bypass the legal process for her to defend her comments. She instead wants the court to hold a hearing to determine whether damages are owed to Richer and, if so, the amount.

Here’s hoping that Richer gets a rich sum plus costs/fees for Lake’s defamatory conduct.

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BeachDem  Mar 27, 2024 • 12:47:21pm

re: #53 Dr. Matt

Maybe she will tell us a sob story on how her life is over for being banned from Uber, Lyft, Youtube, Facebook, etc., etc.,

Don’t forget the traumatic tire slashing incident.

boredpanda.com

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ckkatz  Mar 27, 2024 • 12:49:29pm

ChaiKomanduri Xitter post

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danarchy  Mar 27, 2024 • 12:56:12pm

re: #25 Charles

Look at this deranged shit.

[Embedded content]

The gag order does not prevent him from talking about the judge or the DA. The judges daughter may be off limits but the way the gag was worded it leaves wiggle room. So at worst I expect a reprimand and a clarification of the order.

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sizzzzlerz  Mar 27, 2024 • 1:05:25pm

re: #69 ckkatz

[Embedded content]

ChaiKomanduri Xitter post

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Mar 27, 2024 • 1:18:12pm

Surprise, Surprise…

Trump’s bible is a scam.

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Mar 27, 2024 • 1:19:40pm

re: #73 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

You expected something different? DT is a con-man.

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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 27, 2024 • 1:21:14pm

re: #73 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

Surprise, Surprise…

Trump’s bible is a scam.

Lee freaking Greenwood. Should have guessed.

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Dangerman  Mar 27, 2024 • 1:27:45pm

re: #20 The GOP is a Terrorist Organization

The Mooch yesterday:

[Embedded content]

stump for biden
promote biden
vote for biden

otherwise, stfu

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Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance  Mar 27, 2024 • 1:28:57pm

re: #74 PhillyPretzel ✅

Lol I never expected less, but recycling a con from 2021 is kinda new.

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Dangerman  Mar 27, 2024 • 1:29:36pm

re: #26 Florida Panhandler

That’s what this election is about. If Trump loses he goes to prison.

We also get a stacked SCOTUS by Biden that once again recognizes Precedent and Law.

If Democrats lose we get a 100% corrupt Trump dictatorship and a stacked SCOTUS by Trump to do his every bidding.

Trump will either be in prison a year from now or America’s first outright tyrant. Our choice.

i had really hoped for a better first outright tyrant

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Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 27, 2024 • 1:33:50pm

re: #78 Dangerman

i had really hoped for a better first outright tyrant

Incompetent tyrants are usually easier to topple.

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Teukka  Mar 27, 2024 • 1:34:37pm

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Dangerman  Mar 27, 2024 • 1:34:50pm

re: #45 Jay C

BTW - What did Mayor Scott do have to say about to cause the Key Bridge collapse?

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Teukka  Mar 27, 2024 • 1:35:44pm

re: #81 Dangerman

Probably caused the steel to develop ED by means of “feminizing language”? 🤔

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Dangerman  Mar 27, 2024 • 1:35:59pm

re: #57 Charles

Sometimes if I look through Donald Trump’s posts at his webshite, I just burst out laughing because it’s so fucking OUT THERE. This ranting freak was an actual US president? It’s Theatre of the Absurd.

and maybe could be again

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Dangerman  Mar 27, 2024 • 1:36:42pm

re: #60 Hecuba’s daughter

He won’t post on X because he might get pushback there. On Truth Social, he hears only admiration.

well, considering TS only has like 20 users…

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BeachDem  Mar 27, 2024 • 1:39:00pm

re: #73 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

Surprise, Surprise…

Trump’s bible is a scam.

Also
Trump promotes Lee Greenwood’s ‘God Bless The USA Bible’: What to know about the book and its long journey

tennessean.com

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Dangerman  Mar 27, 2024 • 1:39:16pm

re: #72 Charles

[Embedded content]

if McDaniel was some stalwart upholder of all things right, she’d be railing on TFG’s behavior right now.

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sizzzzlerz  Mar 27, 2024 • 1:40:57pm

re: #77 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

Lol I never expected less, but recycling a con from 2021 is kinda new.

The good cons never fade away. Grifters just keep them in their pocket until their marks forget about them. The con then pulls one out, gets the clueless mark to bite, rakes in the dough, and then puts it away for another day.

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The GOP is a Terrorist Organization  Mar 27, 2024 • 1:49:15pm

This is just awful. If there’s a hell, I’m going there.

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Randall Gross  Mar 27, 2024 • 1:49:36pm

re: #72 Charles

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Video

That sums it up better than most that I’ve seen, the segment deserves a post for posterity’s sake, so years from now we can find it when we remember.

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nines09  Mar 27, 2024 • 1:51:35pm

re: #31 Egregious Philbin

Donald Trump would have hugely benefited if someone would have kicked the shit out of him when he was younger.

He needed to go SCUBA diving in the East River, sans SCUBA gear.

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Mar 27, 2024 • 1:55:08pm

re: #31 Egregious Philbin

re: #90 nines09

Why do you think he was sent to military school? He was a problem back then. He is worse now.

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GlutenFreeJesus  Mar 27, 2024 • 2:00:10pm

re: #81 Dangerman

Be black.

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jeffreyw  Mar 27, 2024 • 2:03:22pm

re: #91 PhillyPretzel ✅

Why do you think he was sent to military school? He was a problem back then. He is worse now.

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Dr. Matt  Mar 27, 2024 • 2:03:28pm

re: #30 The GOP is a Terrorist Organization

I know it’s a high bar, but is there anymore more void of shame than Nancy Mace?

Out of $1.7 trillion, only 7,800 bridge repairs and 135,800 miles of road improvements? With 600,000 bridges and 4.09 million miles of road in the US, where’s the rest of the money gone?

The Green New Steal

.

So the MAGATard believes that 600,000 bridges and 4 million miles of roads need to be repaired and/or replaced? What a fucking dolt.

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nines09  Mar 27, 2024 • 2:04:08pm

re: #91 PhillyPretzel ✅

Why do you think he was sent to military school? He was a problem back then. He is worse now.

Because his mom and dad loved him deeply.

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calochortus  Mar 27, 2024 • 2:04:09pm

re: #73 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

Surprise, Surprise…

Trump’s bible is a scam.

Because who doesn’t expect a $60 bible to be bound in bonded leather. That will hold up nicely.
/

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Dr. Matt  Mar 27, 2024 • 2:05:00pm

re: #88 The GOP is a Terrorist Organization

Ugh. Woooooof.

[VERY] bad plastic surgery + anorexia = MAGA “beautiful”

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PhillyPretzel ✅  Mar 27, 2024 • 2:05:26pm

re: #95 nines09

We both know better. DT was a handful. And that is being very polite.

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calochortus  Mar 27, 2024 • 2:06:22pm

re: #98 PhillyPretzel ✅

We both know better. DT was a handful. And that is being very polite.

And with parents who probably couldn’t be bothered to help him.

100
Jay C  Mar 27, 2024 • 2:06:59pm

re: #85 BeachDem

e: #73 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

Surprise, Surprise…

Trump’s bible is a scam.

Also
Trump promotes Lee Greenwood’s ‘God Bless The USA Bible’: What to know about the book and its long journey

tennessean.com

Well, TIL that the Bible (or at least a particular version of it) can indeed, be copyrighted. I guess the “Kingdom of God” is one thing, and the “Public Domain” quite another.

So it’s not even an original Trump scam: he just took over another (unsuccessful) marketing ploy. Typical….

101
Dr. Matt  Mar 27, 2024 • 2:07:22pm

re: #73 Brother Holy Cruise Missile of Mild Acceptance

Surprise, Surprise…

Trump’s bible is a scam.

So he bought up the remaining stock at discount and then jacked up the price?

102
The Ghost of a Flea  Mar 27, 2024 • 2:12:16pm

re: #83 Dangerman

and maybe could be again

…and could represent a fundamental change in how presidents communicate indefinitely.

103
Decatur Deb  Mar 27, 2024 • 2:12:45pm

re: #99 calochortus

And with parents who probably couldn’t be bothered to help him.

He’s depraved on account of he’s deprived.

104
GlutenFreeJesus  Mar 27, 2024 • 2:20:48pm

re: #94 Dr. Matt

And overnight!

105
The Ghost of a Flea  Mar 27, 2024 • 2:23:56pm

re: #99 calochortus

And with parents who probably couldn’t be bothered to help him.

From experience, the stew that makes this type of asshole is that the kid is given license to be awful within accepted parameters…they can punch down as hard as they want and be shielded by the privileges of class in general but also the aegis of their parents specifically…but periodically they’re brutalized by their parents to teach them a hard lesson about what it means to be under someone else.

What’s learned is that the general societal rules aren’t important—why not be cruel if you can get away with it?—and the only important thing is to not get caught by someone with enough power to make it stick. What is best in life is rapacity checked only by a calculation of who you have to fawn over; what you have to offer others is the umbrella of your license…they can have a bit of your unaccountability for a price.

106
Joe Bacon ✅  Mar 27, 2024 • 2:27:26pm

OH UP YOURS!

I’ll wear my Shemp T-Shirt and if you don’t like it you can whizz off!

107
coin operated  Mar 27, 2024 • 2:28:33pm

re: #99 calochortus

And with parents who probably couldn’t be bothered to help him.

Daddy didn’t give affection…
And the boy was something that mommy wouldn’t wear

108
Eventual Carrion  Mar 27, 2024 • 2:32:12pm

re: #95 nines09

Because his mom and dad loved him deeply.

From afar.

109
Joe Bacon ✅  Mar 27, 2024 • 2:34:35pm

re: #91 PhillyPretzel ✅

Why do you think he was sent to military school? He was a problem back then. He is worse now.

Little Eddie Munster Trump scared the shit out of Herman and Lily Trump.

110
Eventual Carrion  Mar 27, 2024 • 2:36:46pm

re: #106 Joe Bacon ✅

OH UP YOURS!

I’ll wear my Shemp T-Shirt and if you don’t like it you can whizz off!

[Embedded content]

Yes, that NEW Nirvana band from … 35 years ago.

111
nines09  Mar 27, 2024 • 2:37:31pm

I guarantee you Trump even in childhood had bouncers and muscle backing his punk ass.

112
Mattand  Mar 27, 2024 • 2:38:33pm

re: #84 Dangerman

well, considering TS only has like 20 users…

Each of whom apparently spent $20,000,000 on Trofe Censhul stock.

113
teleskiguy  Mar 27, 2024 • 2:39:05pm

Joe Lieberman dead at 82 after a fall.

114
DodgerFan1988  Mar 27, 2024 • 2:39:41pm

re: #113 teleskiguy

Joe Lieberman dead at 83 after a fall.

115
BeachDem  Mar 27, 2024 • 2:40:49pm

And this is what my idiotic rep is spending his time on:

facebook.com

For background, one of the few sane posters on his facebook explains:

myrtlebeachonline.com
Here is the (one) article that Congressman Fry references in his notes to the letter. There doesn’t seem to be any hard evidence that what he alleges is actually happening. Just some grainy photos taken by a “friend” of a man named Bill Tavui who posted those photos on social media and speculated that the people on the tour bus were illegal immigrants. The journalist did some research on it and by my understanding, having read the article, found nothing to substantiate that notion.

But, but—his idiot fans say:

there are certainly a lot of non English speaking people showing up on our beach.

(well, that certainly proves…something)

i’ve heard through the grapevine that there are a few hotels on Ocean Boulevard that are infested with them.

(INFESTED—where have we heard that terminology before?)

Yup they’re here

(all the proof I need—that and two blurry photos of a bus—CASE CLOSED)

So sad to live among them…

116
steve_davis  Mar 27, 2024 • 2:41:03pm

Man, that’s kind of sobering:

(concerning Molly Hatchet) “…as of August 2, 2020, none of the original members of the bad are still alive….” I mean, the band formed in 1971, and it killed all of them already?

117
silverdolphin  Mar 27, 2024 • 2:42:48pm

re: #80 Teukka

[Embedded content]

Just checked. Apple Maps shows the bridge is closed both ways and is routing traffic around it. Good.

118
Nerdy Fish  Mar 27, 2024 • 2:45:24pm

re: #113 teleskiguy

Joe Lieberman dead at 83 after a fall.

A timely reminder that life is fragile, and the elderly need to be careful.

119
Mattand  Mar 27, 2024 • 2:46:07pm

re: #110 Eventual Carrion

Yes, that NEW Nirvana band from … 35 years ago.

Hey, everyone, gather ‘round! An old man is about to talk!

Back in the ancient year of 1997 or so, a Philly radio station which played contemporary rock of the era (WDRE for those of you from the area) held a music fest at the Camden ampitheater across the Delaware. I think it was the Tweeter Center at the time. This thing has literally had like 15 name changes over the last 35 years or whatever…

Any rate, one of the bands was Cheap Trick. The person the station sent to interview them pre-show had no idea who there were and at some point, asked them about being a new band. As a group that had 25+ years under the belt at the point, it grated them a bit.

When they finally hit the state, they constantly mentioned how they were a new band between practically every song. We had no idea what they were on about until someone after the show explained to us.

And who was that hapless radio station employee?

You guessed it: Frank Stallone.

120
Mattand  Mar 27, 2024 • 2:48:37pm

re: #119 Mattand

Also:

Apparently Cheap Trick spend some time in Philly in the late 60’s. One or some of the band members had an apartment by the adult theater near 23rd and Market.

Oh well; Philly’s loss, Rockford, IL’s gain.

121
PhillyPretzel ✅  Mar 27, 2024 • 2:52:19pm

This is ridiculous. The Associated Press has not mentioned Joe Lieberman and CNN has it.

122
Joe Bacon ✅  Mar 27, 2024 • 2:52:27pm

re: #110 Eventual Carrion

Yes, that NEW Nirvana band from … 35 years ago.

Idiot Chaya probably believes in that “Backward masking” bullshit.

123
JC1  Mar 27, 2024 • 2:53:57pm

re: #113 teleskiguy

Joe Lieberman dead at 82 after a fall.

Clearly Hillary got to him.

124
Dr. Matt  Mar 27, 2024 • 2:54:25pm

Great headline. 😐😐😐

125
Nerdy Fish  Mar 27, 2024 • 2:56:14pm

re: #123 JC1

Clearly Hillary got to him.

I’ve mentioned here before, but the Clinton Body Count was probably the last of the old ring-wing beliefs I still held onto. I went into the fall before the 2016 election thinking our choices were between a suspected (but never credibly accused) murderer, and an incompetent reality-TV buffoon. It was someone here what posted an article debunking the whole thing.

126
Mattand  Mar 27, 2024 • 2:56:37pm

re: #124 Dr. Matt

Great headline. 😐😐😐

[Embedded content]

Your top story on GTTPN: the Get to The Point Network.

“Just in: man dead. In other news: weather happened”.

127
calochortus  Mar 27, 2024 • 3:00:26pm

re: #121 PhillyPretzel ✅

This is ridiculous. The Associated Press has not mentioned Joe Lieberman and CNN has it.

They have it now-it’s just not their top story.

128
PhillyPretzel ✅  Mar 27, 2024 • 3:02:26pm

re: #127 calochortus

Yes. I see that now. I am going to try out the CNN app. Maybe that will be better.

129
calochortus  Mar 27, 2024 • 3:03:37pm

re: #128 PhillyPretzel ✅

Yes. I see that now. I am going to try out the CNN app. Maybe that will be better.

They may just have been a couple minutes slow getting it up on the site. I’m OK with that.

130
sizzzzlerz  Mar 27, 2024 • 3:06:12pm

re: #106 Joe Bacon ✅

OH UP YOURS!

I’ll wear my Shemp T-Shirt and if you don’t like it you can whizz off!

[Embedded content]

Well, at least the post-millennials, or whatever the fuck they’re called, have moved on from the boomers to the gen-x’ers once it was clear they aren’t getting any of our money.

131
Mike Lamb  Mar 27, 2024 • 3:06:29pm

re: #106 Joe Bacon ✅

OH UP YOURS!

I’ll wear my Shemp T-Shirt and if you don’t like it you can whizz off!

[Embedded content]

A Nirvana t-shirt is a middle aged man’s own style from his own era.

132
piratedan  Mar 27, 2024 • 3:07:00pm

re: #123 JC1

she is one ruthless bitch who never forgets, too bad we never got to see her leading the country.

133
Colère Tueur de Lapin ✅  Mar 27, 2024 • 3:07:18pm

re: #131 Mike Lamb

A Nirvana t-shirt is a middle aged man’s own style.

Possible he was getting fragged in the replies. Says he deleted his post.

134
Dr. Matt  Mar 27, 2024 • 3:07:52pm

re: #106 Joe Bacon ✅

OH UP YOURS!

I’ll wear my Shemp T-Shirt and if you don’t like it you can whizz off!

[Embedded content]

It’s so cringey seeing adult females harass LGBTQ+ children.

135
mmmirele  Mar 27, 2024 • 3:09:49pm

re: #113 teleskiguy

Joe Lieberman dead at 82 after a fall.

And I am the awful person who said FINALLY out loud when I read that.

All I can think about how we’re still cursed with his “No Labels” crap.

136
BeenHereAwhile  Mar 27, 2024 • 3:09:52pm

re: #123 JC1

Clearly Hillary got to him.

If my count is correct - this makes 44.

137
KGxvi  Mar 27, 2024 • 3:11:13pm

re: #32 Jay C

Maybe somebody did?
And we’re all paying for it many decades later…

I think this is much more likely given everything that’s been written about how the Trump family’s internal dynamics work.

138
Joe Bacon ✅  Mar 27, 2024 • 3:11:51pm

re: #124 Dr. Matt

Great headline. 😐😐😐

[Embedded content]

They say you have to speak good of the dead.

That evil thug gladly joined the chorus that lied to send my son to die in Iraq.

So I will say I am glad he is now…offline and I hope his “No Labels” shit collapses.

139
A Three Hour Tour  Mar 27, 2024 • 3:12:45pm

re: #113 teleskiguy

Joe Lieberman dead at 82 after a fall.

Whither No Labels?

re: #130 sizzzzlerz

Well, at least the post-millennials, or whatever the fuck they’re called, have moved on from the boomers to the gen-x’ers once it was clear they aren’t getting any of our money.

Gen X-ers have money, too? The Conspiracy must have given mine to the suburban Reagan-teens.

140
Mattand  Mar 27, 2024 • 3:14:03pm

Welp, it’s official: the NYT Pitchout is officially out of a job.

Seriously, just fuck Politico.
141
Mattand  Mar 27, 2024 • 3:14:42pm

re: #139 A Three Hour Tour

Gen X-ers have money, too?

LOL, news to me.

142
Jay C  Mar 27, 2024 • 3:14:45pm

Shoulda gotten it in three today…

Click to Reveal

Wordle 1,012 5/6

🟩🟩⬜⬜🟨
🟩🟩⬜🟩⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

But out of the only three words to solve, I managed to pick the first two wrong ones….

143
Eclectic Cyborg  Mar 27, 2024 • 4:11:53pm

re: #126 Mattand

Your top story on GTTPN: the Get to The Point Network.

“Just in: man dead. In other news: weather happened”.

Ollie Williams - It’s gonna Rain!

144
steve_davis  Mar 27, 2024 • 5:13:22pm

re: #48 Nerdy Fish

There’s no security problem. The Secret Service can post a guard in a prison, just the same as anywhere else. Or they can lock him up somewhere else. It’s logistically more difficult than a random man off the street, but not impossible by any stretch.

they’ll put him in a supermax. The irony is that because of his status, when he’s convicted in the classified documents case, he won’t be doing time down at club fed. He’ll be in isolation at Leavenworth until he dies.


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